When Bozo Scofield sent me that long, rambling rant (about 10 of them from what I recall, or perhaps 15) a while ago, one of the comments he wrote was this.
Mad max comment to be sure …
“There is no way to prove you’ve sold X amount of books! Actually, I take that back. I bought one for my girlfriend and she hated it. (I think he said “didn’t like”, but I’m adding spice on, hehe) Please get a gorilla grip, Rahul and stop writing about me else I’ll “
… and the rest of it descended into such pure insanity that I had to shake my head and marvel.
At the insanity of his entire rant which bounced from one of the email to the other like space in his admittedly “empty” head (he doesn’t seem to have that thing we humans call a brain, or at least not that I know of).
Now, this isn’t about gorilla grips or non-existent girlfriend. (actually, it IS about the former. But we’ll get to that in a second).
First, why would I WANT to prove I sold X number of books?
Second, why would I care either way?
And third, the “2 followers” chant that this Bozo keeps referring to is actually something I sometimes wish I had (or 20, perhaps) as opposed to the 10 K or so people following me currently.
And growing, from what I can tell.
Well, I’ll reserve that bit for a marketing related email.
But let me just say that sometimes less is indeed more, and how!
And anyway, on to the main topic for today.
What is the ONE thing that really caused my grip to skyrocket beyond insane levels?
So much so that “mere mortals” ( I know, I know, but bear with me) shy away from gripping my hand and routinely call me out on my grip (in a good way)?
Well, it’s something that is revealed in Pull-ups from Dud to STUD within a matter of weeks. And to be kind and fair (not really, hehe), I put in the advanced book as well.
And no, I’m not going to reveal it for free in this email.
Despite the chorus of chants I’m sure to hear (I know, how dare I!!!) about “not providing value” or the righteous lot getting ticked off at “my fitness information not being helpful at all, since I say just do it!”
More fuel to the fire.
This secret is NOT any of the following:
Doing a different type of pull-up. OR chin-up (which I don’t recommend). Or a combo therein.
It ain’t about flexing the intergalactic part of the inner forearm and doing endless curls that way with the pinkly ‘slightly more curled’ until your wrist falls off.
It ain’t about volume.
It ain’t about sets or reps.
It ain’t about mindless bozo like “workouts that last hours”.
It ain’t about pumping, toning, puffing, buffing, preening and posing.
About using thick bars (though that’s a great tip by itself right there).
It IS this tho –
Something that everyone can do.
If you can do pull-ups, or even try, you can do it.
If you can hang on to a chinning bar, you can do it.
IF you have fingers, youc an do it (no, it’s not about how many fingers etc).
And here’s something it WILL Do –
It WILL SKYROCKET YOUR gains in ALL Exercises (upper body) through the ROOF. And your pull-up numbers too.
Not to mention give you that numbing, “kung fu” like grip I mention so often in Gorilla Grip.
And guess what you don’t have to be a Bozo, or Bozo Scofield, or his brother, or mother, or girlfriend to get it. Or anything related.
You just have to be dead on SERIOUS about grip strength my friend and getting down to brass tacks, and HOW.
HERE is where you can grab the entire compilation my friend. Do so now – truly worth it!
PS – And if you want to get better at pull-ups (and let’s face it, boys, boyo, brah, bruh, bro and everyone in between or not, we ALL Do) – HERE is the course that will get you from “dud” to STUD level very soon indeed (if you stop being lazy and just do what is required ie mentioned in the course) - - https://0excusesfitness.com/pull-ups-from-dud-to-stud-within-a-matter-of-weeks/
PS #2 – There is yet ANOTHER secret I mention in the first book, but NOT the second (As far as I can recall). See if you can find it. It’s something I talk about quite a bit here! ?