Saturday, 11 September 2021 11:29

"Don't be a faggot!"

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Uncle Bob, Uncle Charles ... LOL. I dont know why that just came to mind, but before y'all send me ANGRY REJOINDERS i.e. how dare I call you that - relax. 

I didnt. 

I am NOT calling YOU, the reader the F term in the subject line above. 

It was what Charles the former friend once "complained about" to me though - during that one infamous meeting with Glyn Bozo and himself. 

Bozo was sitting outside drinking free beer either Charles or me bought him (before he gorged on free stuff he pestered - cum - made an ass of himself - cum - I better not say that c word, bozo might ...- "felt sorry for Bozo" that I bought him and he despite saying he would pay, couldn't find an ATM or some nonsense when it was time to, he had a phone, of course, but he wouldn't use it - like Charles said - Glyn NEVER pays!) ... and was pretty oblivious to it. 

But Charles - or me, actually had to go take a leak. 

Peeeeeeeeeeeee as the Bozo for some reason pronounces it. 

I wont' go any further. 

So I tried to find a restroom nearby. 

Charles slapped me one on the thigh. 

"Just go THERE!" he pointed to some gate and some house in a quiet residential compound. 

Now, I hesitated. 

I'm hardly the sort to go piss on people's doorsteps!

I've done it on highways etc before in China, but only when, as Carol with me at the time said "well, there's no toilet nearby, how we DO!" 

I still wonder how women in general "hold it" that long. 

But anyway ... 

(bozo probably knows that, hehe)

(apparently he sits down or what not to "go") 

But anyway ... my second thoughts or reservations about what Charles asked me to do was why he called me a faggot - in a friendly manner, of course. 

But I dont get it, since when did making a nuisance out of oneself NOT make one a faggot? 

I'd say the public louts and drunks for one at football matches or what not fit that category. 

Sit outside, drink all you like - thats fine - but when you go peeing on peoples gates or doorsteps and run away, you're no better than the mangy dogs on the street, at least so I think. One thing to "find a spot in the woods" - or even trees - but publicly in front of people's houses? 

I dont think so friend. 

And it would get you shot in many a location. 

The Chinese, of course, just call the police. Hehe. 

Anyway ... 

thats what I think of often - the expression when some idiot emails me like he did the other day. 

"I want more products" 

Apparently that three page email - one page was dedicated to "how I browsed all your products", couldn't find what I liked, so I want more - except he's been saying this since 2016 and when it comes time to buy - like Glyn Bozo, he's always got an excuse not to. (not that I'd want Bozo buying, I'm talking mentality here). 

And with his inane comments about "you always sell!' and associated moans, I should have just told him what Charles stold me. 

"Dont be a faggot!" 

On a seperate note, that night. Glyn apparently didnt just "go" - but squatted pants down to do "2" if you can believe that, but if you ask certain people in the know, and again, this is on camera, this idiot was so drunk (perhaps high too) - I still remember his voice that day lurching along to monkey biz - that he took a "2" in class right there and then. 

I'm using the number because, I dont know, Glyn is just UGH. 

And for a nut like that, obviously defecating in public is no big deal. 

He'd be right at home in Shantram's novel where they speak of "doing it n India on the Bombay seashore - turning yellow" (yes, Shantaram has solid - gory - and graphic descriptions). Hehe. 

But with them, you feel sorry for them, they're in a poor country, genuinely so, but when Bozo from the UK shows up and does those things- just, I dont know, UGH. 

Then again, the INdian wrestlers "went together every morning" as a rite of passage too. 

True story - except of course Bozo wouldn't be allowed in ... 

Anyway, I dont know what prompted me to write this "steamy" email to ya'll. 

Except perhaps to say to the freebie seekers, what Charles once exhorted me not to do. 

"Don't be a faggot!' 

And I'm out. 

Back soon!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

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