Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:12

Price whiners, monkeys, bozos, and more...

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You know, I put all the above into the same broad idiot category along with a host of other "descriptions" if you get my drift. 

I'm sure you do. 

But really, as I finish up - or, actually, I'm halfway through to be honest - the work on Advanced, Profound Isometric and Flexibility Training, some of the idiotic responses I've been getting as of late, and I get plenty - surprise even yours truly "hard ass" hardened to all this nonsense a long time ago so much so that I actually enjoy being trolled with this inanity these days. 

Hey, it leads to more sales for one. 

See the video on that for more. 

But  recently ... 

"How dare I just put out offers to the sHip and not the whole list". 

Well, as I've explained before, I got tired of idiotic responses or no responses when I spent hours putting together great offers to the entire list, so now, I make sure I only send it to the people that I know will at least be interested. 

Which includes people I send it to personally too (i.e. those not in the Ship, but doers regardless). 

I could, of course, tell you "my site, my choice". 

I'd be perfectly justified in saying that, not even my greatest detractors would have a response to that. 

But really, the "entitlement" mentality ... like, I can't send offers to who I want? 

Damn skippy I CAN. And WILL. 

And those that agree NOT can kiss my righteous booty - and uh, dont let the door hit you in the backside, or ... 

... where the sun dont shine, or Bozo Scofield hides/makes deposits (his, not mine, UGH) ... 

Derriere, for those with a bit of French in you, pun not intended. 

Really. 

GROW up is what these folks need to be told. 

Then .. 

"You say you want to help, but the prices are so high! Who on God's green earth would pay ..." 

I believe we covered that whine in a prior email. 

But really. 

YES, my prices are what I consider reasonable, and they will only go up in the future. 

But here's the thing - is price WHY I do what I do? 

Hell no. 

Do we all gotta eat? 

Fuck yeah, bro. 

I'm the same. 

But when a DOER emails me with a request for a discount, for one, I'm MORE than happy to give one out. 

The sheer thrill and JOY I experience when a true doer buys my product, it helps him or her immensely, immeasurably, some things are beyond money comparisons .. when they leave GENUINE feedback - everything pales in comparison to that. 

If it were just for the money, I'd never have come as far as I have. 

If it just for the money, I'd never spend so much time giving y'all offers to SAVE a buck and then some (really, these idiots that complain, were they at the back of, or even in the line when "God" handed out the grey fungola?). 

Sure, money is damn important, prices will stay "high" but it ain't why I do this whole shebang, or anything I do. 

Its a passion. 

A passion that helps YOU immensely too. Bottom line, and if I do all I can NOT to get shortchanged, well, all I got to say about that - anyone with half a brain would, could and SHOULD be attempting to do the same. 

If not DO IT. 

Anyway .... 

Back to Advanced, Profound Isometric and Flexibility Training. 

We still have plenty of pictures to take for that one, so this book will take at least two more days to be ready for release. 

In the meantime, remember that YOU would do good to get in on the pre-order NOW ... because the price will only go UP my friend. 

YES. 

And remember - this book has a special section on how Alexander Zass, the great old time strongman trained. 

Idiots will diss it as too simple, but before dissing, DO the thing, then tell me. 

If it doesn't kick your ass from here to Timbuktu I'll be a monkey's uncle and horses ass rolled into ONE. 

That section alone "stick isometrics" is, to me, worth the price of admission, not to mention all the other great benefits the book has. 

Since this is another email Im typing out of the shower, I better go get clothed. 

TMI, hehe. 

Back soon!

And get in on the pre-order NOW

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee