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  • On businesses *so called* struggling to find workers...
  • Why I love focusing on THIS here business (or others I do) - why I love talking to YOU GUYS from the heart - and more...
  • "What you gonna do NOW?"
  • Let's talk Animal Kingdom Workouts, two great reviews (one not, hehe) - and why my books focus on ME - and therefore YOU!
  • Taking "me, me, me" to insane and retarded limits...
  • More on the value of never, ever GIVING UP - on anything you truly WANT - DESIRE - CHERISH - with FORCE!
  • My thoughts on the breaststroke, breasts, Bozos and more...
  • Would I do it again?
  • Climbing in category three hurricanes, jaws dropping, and more ...
  • Why the ability to CREATE might just be the most important ability - or skill - you ever hone!
  • The one thing you should ALWAYS re-assure your kids about!
  • "Tere Ko Sab Ata hai!" - and lessons you can learn from "Over the Top!"
  • Why kids love dinner table conversations
  • If you're constantly running out of storage, can't seem to "find the pdf" or so forth. . .
  • Glyn Bozo Cleaning Service, frilly skirts included.
  • Is email too impersonal?
  • How things have changed, eh.
  • Triceps, the forgotten part ...
  • Why I'll always be a nomad of sorts ... even when I get as rich as Jeff Bezos, hehe.
  • Why YOU have to fight back - and keep fighting BACK!
  • Joe Biden, truly! An utter disgrace!
  • Dont let them WEAR YOU DOWN!
  • My unbiased thoughts on the great Herschel Walker running for U.S. Senate!
  • Why I "shake a tree and money falls out - sackfuls of it!"
  • Why the impending collapse of "Evergrande" is but a symptom of the wider disease in China ... (the FINANCIAL system)
  • "He's such a loser, oh such a LOSERRRRR!"
  • "Hi pal why you remove me from employment group"
  • Backup of backup - of backups!
  • "Your father is a little nutty"
  • Why ultimately its brains and money - in that order - that makes the "studs".
  • Why yours truly takes females bitching about male celeb's "lack of prowress" in bed with a grain, pinch and SEVERAL PINCHES of salt - rock salt at that!!
  • "My mother told me ..."
  • "Don't be a faggot!"
  • More on the Holyfield - Belfort match up, who I believe will win, and the ole Trumpinator "announcing"
  • Trump vs Sleepy JOe, "400% IMPACT!!" , Boxing, and more!
  • Why Mr Mockerjee loves to mock YOU (not really, hehe)
  • Tai Po Central
  • Starting from SCRATCH, and then some ...
  • "The one that got away" - and, of course ... the mystery reviewer!
  • Why frugality truly DOES drive innovation!
  • So now the Chinese pay to learn ... Chinese? So says a Chinese, apparently!
  • Why Charles the former friend is far more complicit in "enabling" the Bozo's lunacy than either he realizes - nor admits.
  • Why Chuck's advice to Buttler Schofield is being "roundly ignored" right about NOW. (as it always was, of course!)
  • "Dont tell me about those people!"
  • Sometimes, you gotta hit rock bottom to...
  • More on the power of GIVING.
  • Strongman infatuation with the BEAR CRAWL!
  • Why dealing with or listening to the "its just...." crowd is a sure shod recipe for getting "just a big fat zero" - and more! Hehe.
  • Buttler Glyn, and the red chilis (and the rants, oh my!)
  • How I write so much erotica
  • How I used the secret healing power of ISOMETRICS to not only get rid of - but strengthen - a "centuries old" golf ball sized LUMP on my foot!
  • Has Boozy Bozo forgotten about me? And more...
  • When everyone is too busy to reply, and one main reason I never do business with women.
  • The Gorilla Grip Auction!
  • As we think - so we are ... and thus, is the catastrophe that is (unfolding in) Afghanistan..
  • A lesson in mastering - and harnessing - the subconscious!
  • YOUR story!
  • Am I Chinese?
  • Bozo "dog" leashes, and why I will NEVER - and never have been truly happy at working monkey, or most jobs.
  • What if you changed "I wish" to "what if", my friend?
  • Isn't the word "family" - the way it's used these days by most people - overrated, and ring HOLLOW?
  • Why I'm forced to break my own uber strict rules for "Mad Madams interested in weird stuff", hehe.
  • I was SOAKED in blood!
  • In case Asus and WinBlows 10 are listening...
  • Why burning camphor won't necessarily change your luck any more than staring at the Throne, Bozo Schofield style will...
  • How YOU can literally suck your gut in - and lose those all importance INCHES around the waist...
  • Why length ain't the only thing that matters.
  • The carrots I dangle to drag trolls and Bozos out of the woodwork PRONTO - (and that Gullible Butt Buttler just cannot resist!)
  • Why Ron De Santis is the MAN! And why I believe the world is well on its way to opening up again!
  • The Bouncer that never was, hehe,
  • What the Navy Seals know about success.
  • Leave yourself with no choice, my friend.
  • Ever notice something about this bally panic-demic??
  • Why my 8 year old little one has MORE SENSE THAN MOST ADULTS, and whose "really pulling the strings"!
  • A 42-year-old fitness fanatic was 'beating himself up' over his decision not to get vaccinated during his final days, his family said
  • Why cops and REAL business people (owners, especially) might just be the smartest people you'll ever meet.
  • Why in life if you want something done right, you gotta get it done YOURSELF.
  • I want two answers from YOU, friend.
  • $40 -> $200
  • What Michael Bevan and the great, worldbeating, all conquering Aussie cricket team of the 90's can teach YOU about life and goals!
  • The best thigh isometric (stretcher) ever
  • It's all a bloody mess, friend.
  • Why I do what I want to, and not what the Typical Tom Tom's want me to.
  • Why woke will be the death of us all
  • The apoplyatic fit that is SO TYPICAL of Tom Tom's and liberals globally...
  • Panic Central... ?
  • Why Nazi feminist women will always give you the guilt trip of "he doesnt help me!"
  • Wife beater beers, The article the Bozo would love, and MORE!
  • I was spreadeagled on the floor. and MORE!
  • On crazed geniuses, and more . . .
  • Why you should always make "from the gut" off the cuff remarks!
  • What are YOU GIVING to that which REALLY, REALLY matters (or who)
  • Bozo Schofield and the 5000(00) he stole "ongoing saga"
  • The Steve Austin quote thats my FAVORITE!
  • Mandy and the Bozo
  • Through thick and thin, until death we might part .... and why I think I've earned the right to call Qi Feng Mountain mine!
  • The difference between a know it all Bozo and a DOER!
  • Smoking, frigging, drop dead... HOT!!!! A perfect 10 or 20 or maybe 100!
  • "Your fitness advise is useless! It doesn't help anyone! You just blather about stuff and then say do handstand pushups!"
  • What a person asked me on Twitter - and - My opinion on abdominal training devices and “gadgets”
  • What the villainous, gluttenous, Barbarous Bozo did get right that night...
  • Why I only (if EVER!) gorge myself at night, and never before that.
  • Why I'm a huge believer in the scorched earth policy on certain things - and why I'm proud to sometimes be the LEAST merciful person around.
  • Why I really, really, think we need to stop using "mental health" as a crutch!
  • When "The Chuck-inator" taught Glyn Bozo a lesson he'll never ever forget - or always remember (if he even knew it in the first place)
  • Advice for Glyn Bozo, and a Google related request!
  • The silence that speaketh VOLUMES...
  • Why walking to me, is an activity that cannot be replicated along with SQUATTING
  • Why I'm so sick of big tech, and more control over people in general everywhere...
  • My definition of good - or great - customer service.
  • Puff, buff, tom tom BLUFF ...
  • On losing focus, and more . . .
  • When it's heads she wins, and tails you lose
  • Why Glyn Schofield continues to be a loser incarnate. Even the Brum sewers complain!
  • Gotta ask you this, friend!
  • Why I'm indeed UNIQUELY QUALIFIED to bring you what I do about Nazi feminism!
  • Goose and gander, the ongoing battle with Payoneer, and more ...
  • Why Donald Trump was spot on about "when the looting starts, the shooting starts!"
  • Unsung heroes, and more . . . (more on it!)
  • No-one cares, my friend...
  • When they were "left with no leverage"
  • The GREAT review that Kiddie Fitness just received!
  • Headsup from yours truly!
  • Why the sensible male should ALWAYS invest solo
  • More on the (or note to the) "why so expensive" whiners out there.
  • Why the "married" tag ain't half as important as the Nazi feminists try to claim
  • One of my pet peeves, and what I cannot stand more than anything else (almost)
  • On changing with the time, and just why the heck would someone carry an umbrella in sunshine - or pouring rain, hehe.
  • The looooong road trip I took in China - entirely unexpectedly!
  • Would you rather friends and family "call you good" - or are you more concerned about how the WORLD sees you?
  • What I keep telling my daughter about success
  • Why I'd back Jeff Bezos anyday in a dogfight against Ambani (Mukesh)
  • One of Henry Ford's lesser known quotes!
  • The noises your joints make ...
  • The Indian club workout that almost shattered my cheekbone!
  • How women use emotion to trap and ensnare MEN
  • IF you want massive traps all the way up to your ears? Then do ... THIS!
  • Women, goose and gander, and more ...
  • Why it's nigh imperative to ditch an environment of sheer and utter LACK no matter what!
  • "Cycling builds legs like pillars"
  • Why I love training with ab rollers!
  • The Indian Club workout that left my legs weak (and shaking)
  • Why the 0 Excuses Fitness Ship membership is SO WORTH IT!
  • Why both size and "shape" matters,hehe.
  • Why I'll fight serial refunders till the day I DIE (or pass on, hehe)
  • Why I dont like it when a Bozo asks me to leave "5 stars for the feedback"
  • A far, far healthier and as good alternative to - maple syrup!
  • So it's official! Pinked Out (Linked In) is pandering to China as well. PATHETIC!!!!!!
  • The blue FAT gripz report!
  • The "we're" nobody thinking!
  • Why I absolutely LOVE screwing with, calling out and "having fun with" (aheam!) the China Tom Tommer's and Typical Tom Tom's in general
  • Red tourism, yellow marketing and why Googling ain't the magic be all and end all it's touted to by the idiots out there.
  • More on grip training - done SO SIMPLE that the Bozos and Maroons will have a field day wanking ...
  • When friends sell each other out . . .
  • The superb ab exercise "pioneered" by yours truly that folks GLOBALLY are STARTING To wake up to!
  • The glued to the pullup bar workout
  • The Egg Pakoras in the great city of Khajjiar!
  • A couple of small changes ...
  • Why men leave Nazi feminist women - or why they should, at least.
  • Amazon, I am SORELY and truly disappointed.
  • The more you do it, the easier it gets . . .
  • Just why have people become such LAZY phocks?
  • Turning into MORE of a blubbery mess during the panic-excuse-demic
  • How Advanced Hill Training - one of my best courses ever - was born!
  • Why I can't stand Tom Tom's with no guts to "really tell the world what they think"
  • Why a heavy handed response is required sometimes
  • Why the Israel Palestine issue really, really bothers me ...
  • My favorite business person after Henry Ford
  • On those that willingly send themselves to the looney tune bin
  • The big bad men that eat all the food in the house while the kids and "women" STARVE (right!)
  • Why apathy is the one thing I cannot stand
  • The ugly plague that is Nazi feminism
  • On the rare occasion (and why) I watch videos (And from whom) and why I think "she made a video so she's an expert!" folks are idiots
  • Why I love mixing biz with controversy - especially if supporting President Trump is deemed as the latter.
  • The latest loveliness I was accused by a lovely someone if you get my drift
  • Why I don't want to "convince you to buy from me"
  • Why you shouldn't let trolls bother you, and yet - mention them!
  • More on serial refunders ...
  • Message to the serial refunding wackos and Tom Tom's
  • Urban suns, hoo haa, Bozos " and more .... !
  • Why this spic ain't scared of "Big Bad Boys in Brum"
  • Why I love "Auntie" Gong Li
  • If it's a goal that really, really excites you . . .
  • Why LICKDOWNS are another means of global CONTROL
  • Why my bathroom is so racist and discriminates against me, and me alone. Me, me, me!
  • Why you should be careful whose advice you listen to
  • Does hedonism and fun equate to top quality?
  • On real life HEROS that deserve all the accolades they get, and why I won't and don't miss Michael Jackson one damned bit
  • Why I believe the "it's me! Accept me for who I am or else!" culture has been taken to giddy limits
  • The Tai Po that almost made Freddie kick my ass
  • When the idiots and morons say "you're complaining again" or "fault finder"
  • Why using "unnatural keywords" and "messing up Google rankings" is the ticket!
  • Force Multiplier "B 52" workouts and exercises, and more!
  • Why I dont prefer being called "Sir" or Uncle
  • Why I ain't in the LEAST BIT interested in "dismantling" SO CALLED "white supremacy"
  • Could YOU literally run - to SAVE YOUR LIFE - if you really, really HAD TO?
  • Why kiddie cellphone (dumbphone) addiction is a real thing and why it needs to be combated ASAP.
  • More on why I absolutely and categorically REFUSE and always HAVE to buy into the Wu Flu panic-demic
  • Why I love Pradeep Rawat - and GHAJINI!!
  • My two favorite James Hadley Chase novels!
  • The hallmark of a SUPERB trainer!
  • How the China Health Organization finally caught up with yours truly "pioneer"
  • On "don't I have any brains" - and why the INDIRECT mode of attack (or reply) is sometimes the BEST
  • "Hello. Are you a author or a writer"
  • The one sentence that caused a conflagration!
  • Think BIG - or not?
  • Why you should wait for the Bozos to back their shyt up
  • My point in bringing up and calling out brazen stupidity the amount I do (sometimes!)
  • Why sometimes a rational response to a seemingly irrational "unfair" something is the best way to go.
  • More about why I am RUTHLESS about blocking (certain) people - and why we do NOT accept article submissions.
  • Why ALL lives matter, and not just "BLM"
  • What old bosses and customers both said - the exact same words!
  • The one question ALL the employers I got along with NEVER asked me (back when I did full time jobs)
  • High ENERGY - high OCTANE - and if the emails OVERWHELM - YOU!
  • When "thats all you have"
  • A sure shod sign of POVERTY conditioning
  • Work vs "drink beer and send an email"
  • Why the Jim ain't all it's cracked up to be, and why Fast and Furious FItness is worth getting - NOW (collector's item, so HURRY)
  • Tell me, I forget. Show me, I remember. Involve me, I understand!
  • Why darling men shouldn't bother with 0 Excuses Fitness (and our products), hehe.
  • Why you should be an aggressive individual and promote decadence (or "send decandent rubbish").
  • Why (unless you're Bozo Schofield) you should send sexually charged texts to women you dont know from Eve (or men you dont know from Adam)
  • Internal cleanliness
  • Why you should treat your fitness routine like a BUSINESS.
  • The secret ingredient to Mike "Monster" Tyson's diet that NOT many people know about!
  • What Paul Anderson, Doug Hepburn and many a Taekwondo Black Belt (and Master) have in common.
  • Why Bozo won't get back to me is beyond me, really . . .
  • Why Bozo Schofield ended up in the emergency room one night (according to him)
  • Who am I?
  • Why I UNABASHEDLY Tom Tom reviews of any nature.
  • On providing valuuuuuuuueeeeeeeee and more ...
  • Why my discounts (like me) will always be transparent (though I dont give 'em out too often)
  • Why real GRIP and CORE training are INSEPERABLE (and also the most ignored).
  • More on blocking ... OUT the Negative.
  • Why I ain't gonna stop mentioning Wacko Schofield in these emails and many other places.
  • The odd tale of "Medam" Cicy and "Madam" Andrea.
  • Marketing lesson learnt (or should I say REINFORCED) from the tubes of toothpaste I bought this morning
  • Why you should - and MUST - FEED the very HAND that is feeding YOU.
  • What no-one (almost no-one) talks about in terms of isometric training programs and isometrics in GENERAL.
  • "Tired of being stuck indoors", and Why I'm never tired or "stuck" being indoors.
  • Why Rahul Mookerjee and 0 Excuses Fitness don't welcome or cater to lily livered poltroons
  • On stopping doing what made you a roaring success in the first place, and more.
  • "Akal ke Dushman"
  • Several Glyn Bozo Schofield (7 at last COUNT) WANNABE's unsubscribed . . . (it struck home)
  • The "awe inspiringly brutal" workout in Animal Kingdom Workouts
  • Could YOU be stopping Three feet from GOLD?
  • "It wont happen" VS "Make IT HAPPEN!"
  • Why I often refer to the Bench press as a "Bozo Press"
  • The million dollar "Magnum" question.
  • Why those who complain "its too easy" are idiots of the highest and grandest order.
  • Why being "overawed" isn't the way to go.
  • What I told my daughter about squatting - and reclining on the porcelain throne.
  • Why BELIEFS and VISUALS are key to anything in life.
  • Does marriage "soften" the individual?
  • The LAST little bit - when it comes to PULL-UPS.
  • My wife wondered "how much I write about her"
  • The Iron Fist in a Velvet Glove
  • Why the idea of "faking it until you make it" is the dumbest thing the so called self help "sh-urus" spout
  • Why we ALL better play with the cards we're dealt with, or ELSE!
  • A bonafide real life cuckold got "agitated" cuck style and called yours truly a "cuck"
  • What "RB" knew about the value of LISTENING!
  • Why you should do it RIGHT or not at all. (preferably the FIRST TIME).
  • Why it is more important - IMPERATIVE - to make damn sure you win the WAR instead of the BATTLE, and why vendettas should be avoided unless absolutely necessary.
  • What the Indian wrestlers of yore knew about the value of (so called) "easy training" and what the wackos and price shopping idiots do NOT, and never will.
  • Why 0 Excuses Fitness becoming a GLOBAL phenomenon benefits you (and more on reviews).
  • Do I do "F ALL"?
  • Message to Bozo Schofield and his posse
  • Bounce and Burn Bozo, and Bounce and Burn Workouts!
  • The difference between an APE and a real follower.
  • Why you should be "an arrogant and pompous DIRTY INDIAN" (insert equivalent) - and the key to PULLING this off
  • Do people "change"?
  • Why I LAUGHED at the person who goggled at me for "giving my laptop away" for FREE - i.e. how COULD I?
  • That sheer feeling of ABUNDANCE ...
  • More on my conversation with a great, great guy Charles Mitchell and why it applies to you (it DOES!).
  • (Why) I feel blissed and blessed!
  • The Ab roller workouts I just DID.
  • Do fingertip pushups "hurt" the fingers?
  • Why I never ever stress over "plans" - even when they don't seem to be "happening" - and why NO-ONE believes that I think that way.
  • When to be a sentimental shamus
  • Shout out to my great, great customers from the great AMAZON - and lotsa more updates. . .
  • When you KNOW you're serious about FITNESS!
  • Lumberjack fitness - and SHOULDERS!
  • The best and most DIVERSE exercise
  • Me, the CRAVEN HEAT - my GOALS - my dESIRES, and the RAVENS ALONE!
  • Brutally effective, brutally honest, the "email gate" saga - and "thats ME!"
  • What one of my greatest friends ever (it came out as "customers", funnily!) perhaps didnt understand about "giving credit"
  • "Brutally Effective" Training - and yet another GREAT review!
  • Sun drenched workouts . . .
  • More on the law of repulsion, and Josie, and Bender Blowfield Schofield (Glyn)
  • What you CAN eat - while working out!
  • The girl who told me "I will slap that boy who drink bottle in front of me!"
  • The difference between "Id love to..." and "I WANT TO" (or I WANT IT)!
  • Why I rarely, if EVER try and convince ANYONE of ANYTHING these days (usually NEVER)
  • Is there something that is "good" about "appearing to be too busy" and running around like a chicken with its head cut off?
  • More on gratitude, GIVING, and why it makes things flow . . .
  • Why I absolutely love being called a FAILURE
  • 500 pushups VS 100 pull-ups?
  • Why I'd rather Workout - HARD - and do tons of super stud pull-ups - than "have sexy"
  • "Money is written on your FACE!"
  • Why YOU should use the power of the subconscious
  • More on Pushup Central . . .
  • Why Advanced Hill Training is modeled on the mighty JAGUAR
  • Why I very categorically REFUSE to get treated by "El Tubbo" lardass docs (those that are).
  • My daughter, the raging Brahma Bull! A bonafide super STUDDETE, hehe.
  • Another wacko expat in China gets the BOOT and it's GOOD and TRUE
  • Good things come in THREE's
  • Why not be the one that RISES - UP!?
  • More on not buying into the "too expensive" mindset - and why
  • What we can ALL learn from the Texas blackout
  • "Me, Me, ME!" and why most affirmations don't work for MOST people
  • Why I avoid NOSY parkers like the PLAGUE From China
  • Why FIVE star HOTELS aren't, won't, and shouldn't be "free" or for the cheap skates
  • Dare to . . .
  • Digital VS Paperback?
  • The 10 Commandments of LIFE (or any) success!
  • Why you should write loooooooonnnnnnnnngggggg emails that PISS people off big time
  • The UBER tough nut I cracked, and yet didnt . . .
  • Bozo Schofield, "breaking the bottling", yours truly, BEER BOTTLES, and more!
  • A leader rises from the ASHES . . .
  • Free, and the mindset of a LOSER
  • The keys to QUICK manifestation, and why it ain't near as hard as you think - IF you really want it.
  • Why whiny ex porn stars should never be taken at "face value"
  • Men with gumption, or men with MUNNEEEEEEEEEE?
  • Why the number of TRUE friends you have is usually inversely proportional to your success - at anything
  • The difference between BULLYING and being aggressive - and what HYPOCRITES and bullies all usually have in common
  • Whining and moaning on social media and why the idea of having accountability buddies is utter ROT
  • "Rok ke dikha na MAMU!"
  • On astronomical STUPIDITY, IGNORANCE AND MORE!
  • Top 10 reasons I found (off the cuff) to be GRATEFUL!
  • The odd connection between Chinese women, and myself
  • Why size isn't as important as its made out to be ...
  • Why you, me, everyone needs to SAC up and give their business (and life and FITNESS) the importance it deserves - NOT just platitudes
  • On the definites, and more ..
  • Indian WasherWoman FITNESS!
  • "Rahul will drink all the beer you give him!"
  • Why I dont celeberate V-Day, B-Day, A-Day, whatever day, or anniversaries, or what not, and why I believe they are an utter and total CROCK
  • Lets see what you can do with very little ...
  • Charging "high prices for pictures you took at home" and how to reduce DOMS (especially in them LEGS!)
  • The most retarded analogy I've ever seen!
  • The true measure of a GOO-ROOOOOO!
  • Why I often left out the "baaa" in Baba
  • Yours truly, the lazy ass tennis player that "never was"
  • Girlie Shoulders - > BARNSTORMER "battletank" shoulders!
  • Why I believe in UNABASHED TOM TOMMING - when it's really NOT - and when it IS warranted
  • Khota Sikka
  • Staying positive VS acknowledging REALITY!
  • You need to snap your MIND OUT OF THIS LETHARGY!
  • Why HANDSTAND PUSHUPS (especially the PROFOUND kind) are a great, great LEG WORKOUT amongst others!
  • The flame that BURNETH the BRIGHTEST . . .
  • Why I continue to do biz with the Chinese despite the plague from china, and despite what the Great Mike Pompeo said ..
  • Be SOFT, yet TOUGH
  • BE the MAN that most women WANT
  • Dont YOU wish you could knock out sets of pull-ups, EASY PEASY?
  • Bozo Schofield, in case you’re reading this (you quite obviously ARE, lol)
  • Gorilla Grip, Gorilla GIRL, the gift of the GAB, and Bozo Glyn, and being grateful for all the above including the last, hehe
  • What I’d happily do for one of my maternal uncles, ONCE I meet him …
  • Reliability, the million dollar word …
  • The anytime, any place workout (even after a HEAVY meal)
  • What my decision to move to China taught me - -and the one most over looked mental/physical workout!
  • Why my wife and I havent, and probably will never ever divorce despite our highly dysfunctional yet functional “marriage”
  • IF there is one battle I love, it’s the battle of the WITS. Hehe.
  • Why my Dad and wife agree on more than they care to admit, hehe
  • Jump rope like a SUPER STUD, and why your mind should indeed be an INNER citadel of the nature I wrote of before
  • Why I ALWAYS, I repeat, ALWAYS ‘suffix’ the phrase “It is what it is” with “for now”
  • What the worlds GREATEST salesperson thought about the Law of 250 – and how can YOU apply it to YOUR LIFE?
  • The ONE drawback of taking a squat (or sitting in it!) “Asian style”
  • The story of my life that was never written … but it MIGHT SOON!
  • The pants that split up the ASS
  • Why reinvent the wheel, my friend.
  • Increase your grip strength and build “crush strength” x 10 or so WITHOUT Doing a single pull-up or pulling exercise!
  • Why I love Mel Gibson
  • Segis’s SPANISH sausage (I’d eat ‘em!) - Bozo Blowfield, and more . . .
  • Why I might feature none other than “Senorita Daniela” in the “second Volume” of “10 Commandments of Successful SALES”
  • Why INSULTING your list can sometimes be an excellent idea
  • The sorry tale of a troll, and a free education on how to DEAL with them
  • Recreating the life you had “there” … HERE!
  • More on pre-concieved notions and why I gotta say it – yet again!
  • Logic, my friend ain’t “twisting words around”.
  • Whats up with all the “opening up” on “racism” as of late? It seems to have become even more fashionable to attack someone based upon race as opposed to FACTS!
  • More honest feedback from a GREAT customer that “sees something in me”.
  • Foreign devils in Bali forced to do pushups for not kow towing to the plague from China.
  • Everything in life is a SALE my friend.
  • The lesson I (should have learnt) from the Italian family that owned that AWESOME pizza joint in Schnectady!
  • Why some of my products take nigh on FOREVER to release (or write, I should say)
  • Isometric and Flexibility Training - Truly the MISSING link in YOUR training thus far (most likely!)
  • Ah, the SHEER JEALOUSY dripping from the one and only BOZO Schofield’s words. I LOVE IT!
  • A “cowboy from Texas” or a good ole boy from Arkansas? YOU DECIDE, bro!
  • Why I have ALWAYS been a massive believer in living life “carpe diem”, have always done so – and WILL ALWAYS do so!
  • When yours truly “unscrupulous Lothario” watched “33” with the lovely “Madam” Ashley …
  • If it's irritating THEM - then you are probably doing it RIGHT - and then some!
  • On focusing on SOLUTIONS to problems, and why there should not BE a problem in the first place!
  • What I learned (and the workout I got) from fixing the WATER machine this afternoon ...
  • Whats a bozo?
  • Why I don’t particularly support “bozo logic”, and more (or “boss logic”).
  • Why spoilt BRATS don't make good global ambassadors – national team players – or FITNESS people ...
  • Why I don’t subscribe to “it’s China’s way (or their way) or the HIGHWAY”
  • Charging BIG (huge) bucks for the LITTLE THINGS
  • LIVE LIFE – KINGSIZE.
  • On going “mano a mano” and more!
  • Together we CAN. Together we WILL!
  • Pull-ups champion “Papa” or Mr. Handstand pushup?
  • The common enemy that says it like it IS and gets pilloried and “put on the spot” for it, and CONTINUES to do so.
  • India based “midget” (David) beats the GOLIATH “Larry Wheels”
  • How dare I write about “famous” people
  • Ruskin Bond, “Job Shob”, workouts, creativity and MORE ...
  • Why I love being the fall guy in my family (and for people in general)
  • Why momentum is something that SHOULD be avoided when doing pull-ups if you’re doing it right, and why it’s impossible to avoid it – if you’re doing it RIGHT.
  • Momentum, and how one things build upon the other
  • Yours truly “long haired, teenaged and unruly” BACK in the day . . .
  • Gorilla Grip, and why “attack is indeed the BEST form of defense”
  • Why I keep my Amazon PRIME membership . . .
  • Why the greatest motivators often “fail” (emphasis on QUOTES) to motivate those supposedly closest to them ...
  • It was right under my NOSE, and I ignored it.
  • Why running around vague places was the best thing I ever did for myself and my LIFE
  • More on Pooja Madam, and showing up when ....
  • One “marketing lesson” you can learn from “Pooja” the vegetable seller
  • Why living your life by the “But it’s better than what you got now!” maxim is dumb to an extreme
  • The “squit” workout and why I hold all my customers in very high regard, especially you REPEAT customers!
  • On being “expected” to do more without the right pay ...
  • The paved expressway to “el GRAVE”.
  • Leaps and BOUNDS!
  • “Jo Dar Gaya, Wo Mar Gaya!”
  • How your favorite caveman (or WOLF) finished off 2020 ..
  • Why yours truly makes a TERRIBLE (I repeat, TERRIBLE) “life partner”
  • On yelling like a BANSHEE, and more ...
  • That feeling of sheer and utter IMPOTENCY
  • Why I LIVE by the Mr T maxim of “I live alone, and TRAIN alone!” and why I rarely, if ever (these days) discuss business with anyone, especially NOT WIVES and SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
  • Jahapanah, tussi GREAT HO!
  • Work SMART – not “hard”!
  • Like talking to a brick wall, except that WALL likely makes more sense, hehe
  • “Girls don’t care about studs in the gym! They only care about in the BEDROOM!”
  • The TWO (or three, actually) D’s that should be avoided like the BUBONIC plague (or the plague from China, for that matter).
  • Tackle the smallest (and perhaps easiest) issues FIRST!
  • Why catering to bozo like bottom feeders is NEVER a good idea, and why “at least a little money” coming in type of statement should be a MASSIVE, MASSIVE RED FLAG!
  • Doing what you were truly MEANT To
  • Why “getting that weight off thy chest” can be both profitable and HEALTHY
  • Why China continues to not just shoot itself in the foot but cut the foot off – and why true success (or spirit) transcends all – yes, even “economic” trouble!
  • The “one exercise a day” or workout routine ...
  • Waiting until the very LAST minute to get things done ...
  • Why looking at BOTH sides of an argument is KEY to resolving any sort of argument, no matter how minor or major ...
  • Why I walked out of the class in a “huff and puff”, hehe.
  • More on PERSONAL Responsiblity
  • Why I rarely, if ever build WEBSITES for anyone any more.
  • Getting over the MENTAL fear when doing handstands, and when the isometric can sometimes be tougher than the actual exercise/workout!
  • Yet another disadvantage I have when doing pull-ups and how I turned it into an ADVANTAGE
  • Why brutal honesty is the way to go (yes yet AGAIN!) - and the email I NEVER wrote, but was blamed for anyway ...
  • Ah, the joys of dysfunction ... NOT! (and then some, hehe)
  • Jumping rope in a “twisty” manner
  • Shake up – from the INSIDE OUT!
  • When the engine works, but nothing else does
  • Why I UNAPOLEGETICALLY got married on my own steam!
  • Why I refuse to be the “go between gopher” between Mama and wifey
  • On “40 years of Rocky”, and more ...
  • On building momentum by getting the HARD stuff done first!
  • On UNCONVENTIONAL (books) and MORE!
  • Why blind faith is one of the STUPIDEST things ever
  • Why PUNCHING guilt trips and “shaming” in the figurative FACE is a very damn good idea INDEED!
  • “Every time I do ‘em, it’s better!”
  • Instead of worrying about “if you’re doing it right” – why not just DO IT?
  • Why walking a mile in the OTHER MAN’s shoes is a concept most would never understand.
  • “Eating too much macaroni will make you look like a MACARONI” she said!
  • Feed your business, and IT will feed YOU
  • On the TINGLE I’ve been feeling in my arms, and then some!
  • Even them BOZOS have their uses, hehe. Sort of.
  • The best TUMMY FLATTENER ever
  • And now, the inner forearms!
  • Why Jumping rope and pull-up workouts are SO SPECIAL!
  • On having CONTROL over an exercise
  • Am I too extreme?
  • If you CAN do more – SHOULD you do more?
  • Why I (unwittingly) turned my wife into a monkey – but NOT a dancing monkey!
  • “I have other choices!”
  • Why hope is not a PLAN of ACTION
  • The difference between REAL REVIEWS and Bozo like trollish “sh-views” as I like to call ‘em.
  • More on why I dont want and dont watch VIDEOS (and especially not profoundly moronic ones which most are).
  • On the benefits of COLD showers, and COLD weather workouts ...
  • Am I “dirty” for showering in the late AM, or night, even?
  • Where BEETH the postman ....
  • If pregnant women can do it ... then where is YOUR excuse?
  • Show me the “evidence” I “sold a single book”, hehe
  • On my all time favorite batter “Big Matt the BAT” and how that ties into SHOULDERS like BOULDERS that YOU WANT!
  • “They’re going to do what they’re going to do”
  • How far ahead are YOU?
  • Meditation “for a calm mind” – or TO calm the mind?
  • Muscle memory, and more ...
  • Would you rather be liked – or would you rather SUCCEED?
  • On the “lives I supposedly ruined” by doing my own thang, and NOT following the herd ...
  • Wolf workouts, and building momentum!
  • Barnstorming fitness – and three more BARNSTORMER REVIEWS!
  • More on a colossal waste of ENERGY
  • The story of the two models, and what it taught me ...
  • Feeling on top of the world when CHAINED to the keyboard!
  • Why YOU SHOULD aspire to be a CEO with highly paid “bailouts” and benefits that the averag eperson can only “dream of”.
  • The idiocy I just saw on LinkedIn
  • Why I dont and probably never will segment my lists.
  • I've written so damn much in the past few days that ...
  • The fortune teller I met in the Himalayas a long, long time ago!
  • Snap, snap. Crackle, crackle ... POP, POP!
  • The ONE reason that COULD be sabotaging YOUR success without you even knowing it.
  • “Stretch thy calves, stretch thy hamstrings!”
  • Why I don't really advocate close grip handstand pushups ...
  • Why DEFLECTING (or not acknowledging) the other side's irrational behavior can sometimes be the BEST thing to do ...
  • On ripping a phonebook in half ... WITHOUT training for it?
  • How yours truly got to America
  • On being compared (and bested in some ways) to a TRUE LEGEND and MASTER OF THE GAME – the one and only Matthew Furey!
  • More great reviews coming in – jump in!
  • First grade (primary) kids doing pull-ups at Hanlin “International” School
  • How to (instinctively) stop gorging like a BUFFALO.
  • Getting rid of what you do NOT want – to make space for what you DO WANT
  • “India man very hot”
  • The Troll Pioneer Speaketh!
  • Why I keep my circle small, small, small!
  • What can you do NOW – and what can you do BETTER than the rest
  • Throw the kitchen sink at them!
  • On building new habits, and letting go of old ones ...
  • Blocking out the noises that really dont matter ...
  • Those that TRULY WANT TO – will find a way no matter what
  • Is what I do not “real work”?
  • Why Donald Trump is such a RESOUNDING SUCCESS At all he does, even his so called failures.
  • Why I very aggressively CULL Those who “ask for a few minutes of my valuable time”
  • “Even Sachin Tendulkar gets “hit wicket” sometimes when he goes abroad”
  • Why apeing me will lead to abject failure (for the most part, anyway).
  • Why I laugh at people that say “Go away!”
  • Why “one size fits” all doesnt work when it comes to training – or life in general
  • My crashing slipper, and the marketing secret yours truly always knew without knowing it ...
  • Bozo Scofield's best kept (least well kept) “secret” and why that applies to YOU, the fledgling business owner ...
  • My visits from the SPIRITUAL world ...
  • Why I never “married” a Chinese girl, and why I can't “relate” to most people (or talk to them for any length) and why that relates to FITNESS.
  • When you claim to be a “monster” at deadlifts, can “curl a house”, and yet secretly troll (or try to) those who can do pull-ups well ...
  • Handstand pushups and the LOWER BACK!
  • When they “don't care about your blog”
  • On feeling good, and having MORE than one option in your kitty ...
  • Workout #2 ... and more on RUNNING!
  • The ONE secret that caused my gripping ability to shoot through the ROOF
  • When that SHOE is on the other FOOT!
  • The “they're elite and I'll never get there. How dare I” subconscious thinking …
  • Why meaningless, moronic, and utterly USELESS and REPETITIVE badgering irritates the ever living BeJesus out of me.
  • You have to take the long view
  • Hump Day training, and more on the 50% training I wrote about in the last email
  • Why getting into pissing contests on social media (or anywhere, really) is a massive waste of time best spent elsewhere or doing something else . . .
  • On my fitness programs being “hardly” pathbreaking, beached whales teaching yoga, and more . . .
  • On my fitness programs being “hardly” pathbreaking, beached whales teaching yoga, and more . . .
  • The recruitment riddle my wife once posed . . .
  • Red ants, black ants and MORE . . .
  • Is the grip the most important thing after breathing?
  • Deadlifts and grip training and my thoughts on each, and both . . .
  • Rope and ring pull-ups
  • Pull-ups keep ME – and YOU – young!
  • On really OWNING an exercise and then some!
  • When that SHOE starts to PINCH . . .
  • If Mr. Clumsy can do handstand pushups, well, so can YOU!
  • Why I CATEGORICALLY refuse to sell to, do business with, or enable bottom feeders . . .
  • Why the West (in general) and the CIVILIZED world (as a whole) will NEVER, ever stand with China (under the CCP).
  • Hindsight, fitness, and more . . .
  • On truly letting GO . . . TRULY!
  • Float like a butterfly, sting like a BEE!
  • Can YOU RUN FAST enough – to save your life?
  • An INCREDIBLY POIGNANT moment . . .
  • The one thing I will NEVER EVER compromise on . . .
  • Pull-ups done on UNEVEN surfaces.
  • On lower back fat, and more . . .
  • 5 minute workouts, and more . . .
  • Pull-ups make you feel INVINCIBLE!!
  • Fueling up before, after, or DURING a workout?
  • My thoughts on Matt Damon
  • That INSANELY positive feeling you have sometimes upon waking up!
  • On being “Mr. Handstand pushup” and more!
  • The “one more” workout!
  • The kind of CRUSHING grip strength you can build with PULL-UPS!
  • Are handstand pushups the best bodyweight exercise to build the traps?
  • You have to take a side . . . or DO YOU?
  • “Working out is your life!”
  • The post injury (and workout, of course!) report
  • “You need to be challenged”
  • When times are a ROLLING easy . . . .
  • Why your dreams (or your “new reality” to come) might just be scaring you to the point you never GET there!
  • Visiting VS LIVING. Talking (or READING) vs doing
  • A Jason Bourne inspired workout!
  • The loon job that called me an “Indian Nazi”
  • Fingertip pushups and pull-ups
  • Mangoes to “build the legs”, the “wall chair”, and the much coveted X taper
  • We all had humble beginnings . . .
  • They asked her if she "died" when she slept at night!
  • When those that SHOULD say it like it is don’t . . .
  • My eyes closed workout today!
  • On black lives matter, and MORE!
  • Hide your strength, bide your time
  • Why I don’t have a relationship with my family
  • On postponing the inevitable, and more . . .
  • THIS is real hill climbing!
  • Whats the best way to please Rahu
  • What exactly is PM Modi thinking?
  • On “not raising a stink about “racism”” and more.
  • On saying it like it is – AGAIN, hehe.
  • If you say you want to or will do something . . . THEN DO IT, my friend.
  • Rope sprints, cutting down the break time, and my BURNING forearms!
  • One armed movements leave me in a puddle of sweat.
  • Things are always better . . . after a workout!
  • On brazen effrontery, Zhao Lijian and much, much more . . .
  • How do YOU want to be remembered?
  • Dreams that come true in REVERSE
  • Why I LOVE Mike Pompeo
  • Great to see the kids out!
  • Why pushups TRUMP the bench press ANY day of the week
  • Anything from here on in is a BONUS!
  • Muscle memory, and more!
  • Pop ‘em and they go away!
  • Keeping up with the Joneses
  • On being a “writer and a fighter” – and more . . .
  • Getting over the fear of losing BUSINESS
  • The harder you work, the luckier you get
  • Accepting (or not) what “is”
  • When to listen to your BODY
  • My ABS be a burning!
  • The simplest things in life are often the BEST
  • Does working out in HOT weather make you lose more weight?
  • The person that is expected to do more . . .
  • More on mass panic . . .
  • I’m pretty full on!
  • Chances are it ain’t just YOU
  • My FOUL mood, and how I could barely GRIP the rope …
  • Doing something everyday
  • At what point is enough enough?
  • On being trolled, and more
  • When your woman thinks you’re too little . . .
  • If I don’t want to be contacted . . .
  • What is good for the GOOSE is good for the GANDER
  • On George Floyd, pent up animosity and more . . .
  • Practising what I “preach”
  • Lockdown workouts
  • Drums of FAT and why losing weight NATURALLY Is always the BEST IDEA
  • A truly GLOBAL business . . .
  • Energy suckers and more on those that say “hi” and then nothing else . . .
  • If you want to succeed – do the OPPOSITE of what everyone is.
  • A mass purge
  • Here today, gone tomorrow
  • Huge Announcement coming up - Stay TUNED!
  • New Website - New LOOK!
  • "Gawd", I can barely lift my arms up!
  • Thigh cramps in the middle of the night
  • An idiotic statement if there ever was one
  • Training the young "whippersnapper"
  • 500 steps at a time, and a new PR
  • Who to avoid - - and who to emulate!
  • Pull-ups - - regular grip or parallel grip?
  • You gotta start SOMEPLACE
  • Gorilla grip!
  • Reader Q and A's
  • Check your ego in at the door!
  • Forget the six pack - - but work the ABS!
  • The crazy "gui lao"
  • Eat a bear - - ONE bite at a time!
  • The old man I met a couple of months back in China
  • Why you aren't losing weight despite exercising
  • The hidden keys to building a massive chest
  • Keep the fire burning within!
  • Ahoy 2014!
  • Breathe IN the positivity
  • Merry Christmas, and being glad for the small things in life!
  • Taking one step at a time -- or two?
  • More on the importance of leg and core conditioning
  • Getting better at pull-ups - from DUD to STUD within a matter of weeks!
  • Crazy, crazy, crazy!
  • Season's greetings, and how climbing hills works the entire body
  • A short update on my China adventures, and Fast and Furious Fitness on Facebook
  • Deep breathing, and the "climber's high"!
  • The HILL!
  • Why doesn't my child exercise?
  • Should I purchase the TRX?
  • Good ole pushups to rev up your engine!
  • Hammer grip pull-ups - an interesting variation
  • How many rest days?
  • My thoughts on the "Heart Attack Grill"
  • Train "dem" calves
  • What infants can teach us about fitness
  • Balanced grip training
  • Shake lard, shed fat!!
  • My favorite T-shirt from China
  • All that pent up anger
  • Drop 3 kgs - or more - in an afternoon
  • Use stairs, stay fit!
  • Today's "short and sweet" three exercise routine!
  • It's raining, it's pourin. . .
  • Why being "ripped" isn't always the best thing
  • Today's quick and dirty Sunday workout!
  • Core Torture!
  • Loose muscles - or tight muscles?
  • Shoulders like boulders!
  • Are mornings really the best time of the day to work out?
  • 15 minutes VS two hours - and more?
  • Focus on the POSITIVES!
  • A different workout
  • Get 'em started early - keep 'em hooked forever!
  • Chin-ups vs pull-ups -- which is better?
  • Finally rid of shoulder pain and does my book contain routines for "beginnners"?
  • Are dips bad for the shoulders?
  • Close grip pullups and more
  • Discussion forum up and running
  • Hard training in hot and humid weather
  • The R.I.C.E philosohpy, and what NOT to do while peforming the hanging leg raise
  • Make exercise a part of your daily life
  • Back in the "hood", and some old favorites
  • Where HAVE I been??
  • Keep your legs young
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  • They may think your fit for the loony bin
  • Pushups to work the legs and core
  • Pull-ups, and why they should be a part of your daily routine
  • Why they don't want to shake my hand any longer
  • Who wants to join the natural gym?
  • Short, sweet and simple
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  • Whats up with all the sweating?
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  • Make this exercise a part of your routine!
  • From the Himalayas to the deserts in the Gulf, and more
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  • My thoughts on calluses
  • A fantastic exercise combination for the upper body
  • More simple exercises to chomp upon
  • This exercise is downright EVIL
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  • More on sit-ups
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  • Every man should be able to save his own life
  • Cheaters never prosper
  • Turn your body's circuits ON - naturally
  • My thoughts on cardio
  • An often ignored link when doing pull-ups
  • Grip training - using NO equipment
  • How to train when your rushed for time
  • Can "heavier" folks do handstands?
  • The importance of regular core training
  • One thing at a time, pardner
  • The truth about abdominal training, and some forgotten ab exercises
  • Doing exercises at "random"
  • What most decagenarians have in common
  • What if you can't do a single pull-up?
  • "You've got such huge, bulky arms!"
  • Another good one for the books
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