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  • Whats a bozo?
  • Why I don’t particularly support “bozo logic”, and more (or “boss logic”).
  • Why spoilt BRATS don't make good global ambassadors – national team players – or FITNESS people ...
  • Why I don’t subscribe to “it’s China’s way (or their way) or the HIGHWAY”
  • Charging BIG (huge) bucks for the LITTLE THINGS
  • LIVE LIFE – KINGSIZE.
  • On going “mano a mano” and more!
  • Together we CAN. Together we WILL!
  • Pull-ups champion “Papa” or Mr. Handstand pushup?
  • The common enemy that says it like it IS and gets pilloried and “put on the spot” for it, and CONTINUES to do so.
  • India based “midget” (David) beats the GOLIATH “Larry Wheels”
  • How dare I write about “famous” people
  • Ruskin Bond, “Job Shob”, workouts, creativity and MORE ...
  • Why I love being the fall guy in my family (and for people in general)
  • Why momentum is something that SHOULD be avoided when doing pull-ups if you’re doing it right, and why it’s impossible to avoid it – if you’re doing it RIGHT.
  • Momentum, and how one things build upon the other
  • Yours truly “long haired, teenaged and unruly” BACK in the day . . .
  • Gorilla Grip, and why “attack is indeed the BEST form of defense”
  • Why I keep my Amazon PRIME membership . . .
  • Why the greatest motivators often “fail” (emphasis on QUOTES) to motivate those supposedly closest to them ...
  • It was right under my NOSE, and I ignored it.
  • Why running around vague places was the best thing I ever did for myself and my LIFE
  • More on Pooja Madam, and showing up when ....
  • One “marketing lesson” you can learn from “Pooja” the vegetable seller
  • Why living your life by the “But it’s better than what you got now!” maxim is dumb to an extreme
  • The “squit” workout and why I hold all my customers in very high regard, especially you REPEAT customers!
  • On being “expected” to do more without the right pay ...
  • The paved expressway to “el GRAVE”.
  • Leaps and BOUNDS!
  • “Jo Dar Gaya, Wo Mar Gaya!”
  • How your favorite caveman (or WOLF) finished off 2020 ..
  • Why yours truly makes a TERRIBLE (I repeat, TERRIBLE) “life partner”
  • On yelling like a BANSHEE, and more ...
  • That feeling of sheer and utter IMPOTENCY
  • Why I LIVE by the Mr T maxim of “I live alone, and TRAIN alone!” and why I rarely, if ever (these days) discuss business with anyone, especially NOT WIVES and SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
  • Jahapanah, tussi GREAT HO!
  • Work SMART – not “hard”!
  • Like talking to a brick wall, except that WALL likely makes more sense, hehe
  • “Girls don’t care about studs in the gym! They only care about in the BEDROOM!”
  • The TWO (or three, actually) D’s that should be avoided like the BUBONIC plague (or the plague from China, for that matter).
  • Tackle the smallest (and perhaps easiest) issues FIRST!
  • Why catering to bozo like bottom feeders is NEVER a good idea, and why “at least a little money” coming in type of statement should be a MASSIVE, MASSIVE RED FLAG!
  • Doing what you were truly MEANT To
  • Why “getting that weight off thy chest” can be both profitable and HEALTHY
  • Why China continues to not just shoot itself in the foot but cut the foot off – and why true success (or spirit) transcends all – yes, even “economic” trouble!
  • The “one exercise a day” or workout routine ...
  • Waiting until the very LAST minute to get things done ...
  • Why looking at BOTH sides of an argument is KEY to resolving any sort of argument, no matter how minor or major ...
  • Why I walked out of the class in a “huff and puff”, hehe.
  • More on PERSONAL Responsiblity
  • Why I rarely, if ever build WEBSITES for anyone any more.
  • Getting over the MENTAL fear when doing handstands, and when the isometric can sometimes be tougher than the actual exercise/workout!
  • Yet another disadvantage I have when doing pull-ups and how I turned it into an ADVANTAGE
  • Why brutal honesty is the way to go (yes yet AGAIN!) - and the email I NEVER wrote, but was blamed for anyway ...
  • Ah, the joys of dysfunction ... NOT! (and then some, hehe)
  • Jumping rope in a “twisty” manner
  • Shake up – from the INSIDE OUT!
  • When the engine works, but nothing else does
  • Why I UNAPOLEGETICALLY got married on my own steam!
  • Why I refuse to be the “go between gopher” between Mama and wifey
  • On “40 years of Rocky”, and more ...
  • On building momentum by getting the HARD stuff done first!
  • On UNCONVENTIONAL (books) and MORE!
  • Why blind faith is one of the STUPIDEST things ever
  • Why PUNCHING guilt trips and “shaming” in the figurative FACE is a very damn good idea INDEED!
  • “Every time I do ‘em, it’s better!”
  • Instead of worrying about “if you’re doing it right” – why not just DO IT?
  • Why walking a mile in the OTHER MAN’s shoes is a concept most would never understand.
  • “Eating too much macaroni will make you look like a MACARONI” she said!
  • Feed your business, and IT will feed YOU
  • On the TINGLE I’ve been feeling in my arms, and then some!
  • Even them BOZOS have their uses, hehe. Sort of.
  • The best TUMMY FLATTENER ever
  • And now, the inner forearms!
  • Why Jumping rope and pull-up workouts are SO SPECIAL!
  • On having CONTROL over an exercise
  • Am I too extreme?
  • If you CAN do more – SHOULD you do more?
  • Why I (unwittingly) turned my wife into a monkey – but NOT a dancing monkey!
  • “I have other choices!”
  • Why hope is not a PLAN of ACTION
  • The difference between REAL REVIEWS and Bozo like trollish “sh-views” as I like to call ‘em.
  • More on why I dont want and dont watch VIDEOS (and especially not profoundly moronic ones which most are).
  • On the benefits of COLD showers, and COLD weather workouts ...
  • Am I “dirty” for showering in the late AM, or night, even?
  • Where BEETH the postman ....
  • If pregnant women can do it ... then where is YOUR excuse?
  • Show me the “evidence” I “sold a single book”, hehe
  • On my all time favorite batter “Big Matt the BAT” and how that ties into SHOULDERS like BOULDERS that YOU WANT!
  • “They’re going to do what they’re going to do”
  • How far ahead are YOU?
  • Meditation “for a calm mind” – or TO calm the mind?
  • Muscle memory, and more ...
  • Would you rather be liked – or would you rather SUCCEED?
  • On the “lives I supposedly ruined” by doing my own thang, and NOT following the herd ...
  • Wolf workouts, and building momentum!
  • Barnstorming fitness – and three more BARNSTORMER REVIEWS!
  • More on a colossal waste of ENERGY
  • The story of the two models, and what it taught me ...
  • Feeling on top of the world when CHAINED to the keyboard!
  • Why YOU SHOULD aspire to be a CEO with highly paid “bailouts” and benefits that the averag eperson can only “dream of”.
  • The idiocy I just saw on LinkedIn
  • Why I dont and probably never will segment my lists.
  • I've written so damn much in the past few days that ...
  • The fortune teller I met in the Himalayas a long, long time ago!
  • Snap, snap. Crackle, crackle ... POP, POP!
  • The ONE reason that COULD be sabotaging YOUR success without you even knowing it.
  • “Stretch thy calves, stretch thy hamstrings!”
  • Why I don't really advocate close grip handstand pushups ...
  • Why DEFLECTING (or not acknowledging) the other side's irrational behavior can sometimes be the BEST thing to do ...
  • On ripping a phonebook in half ... WITHOUT training for it?
  • How yours truly got to America
  • On being compared (and bested in some ways) to a TRUE LEGEND and MASTER OF THE GAME – the one and only Matthew Furey!
  • More great reviews coming in – jump in!
  • First grade (primary) kids doing pull-ups at Hanlin “International” School
  • How to (instinctively) stop gorging like a BUFFALO.
  • Getting rid of what you do NOT want – to make space for what you DO WANT
  • “India man very hot”
  • The Troll Pioneer Speaketh!
  • Why I keep my circle small, small, small!
  • What can you do NOW – and what can you do BETTER than the rest
  • Throw the kitchen sink at them!
  • On building new habits, and letting go of old ones ...
  • Blocking out the noises that really dont matter ...
  • Those that TRULY WANT TO – will find a way no matter what
  • Is what I do not “real work”?
  • Why Donald Trump is such a RESOUNDING SUCCESS At all he does, even his so called failures.
  • Why I very aggressively CULL Those who “ask for a few minutes of my valuable time”
  • “Even Sachin Tendulkar gets “hit wicket” sometimes when he goes abroad”
  • Why apeing me will lead to abject failure (for the most part, anyway).
  • Why I laugh at people that say “Go away!”
  • Why “one size fits” all doesnt work when it comes to training – or life in general
  • My crashing slipper, and the marketing secret yours truly always knew without knowing it ...
  • Bozo Scofield's best kept (least well kept) “secret” and why that applies to YOU, the fledgling business owner ...
  • My visits from the SPIRITUAL world ...
  • Why I never “married” a Chinese girl, and why I can't “relate” to most people (or talk to them for any length) and why that relates to FITNESS.
  • When you claim to be a “monster” at deadlifts, can “curl a house”, and yet secretly troll (or try to) those who can do pull-ups well ...
  • Handstand pushups and the LOWER BACK!
  • When they “don't care about your blog”
  • On feeling good, and having MORE than one option in your kitty ...
  • Workout #2 ... and more on RUNNING!
  • The ONE secret that caused my gripping ability to shoot through the ROOF
  • When that SHOE is on the other FOOT!
  • The “they're elite and I'll never get there. How dare I” subconscious thinking …
  • Why meaningless, moronic, and utterly USELESS and REPETITIVE badgering irritates the ever living BeJesus out of me.
  • You have to take the long view
  • Hump Day training, and more on the 50% training I wrote about in the last email
  • Why getting into pissing contests on social media (or anywhere, really) is a massive waste of time best spent elsewhere or doing something else . . .
  • On my fitness programs being “hardly” pathbreaking, beached whales teaching yoga, and more . . .
  • On my fitness programs being “hardly” pathbreaking, beached whales teaching yoga, and more . . .
  • The recruitment riddle my wife once posed . . .
  • Red ants, black ants and MORE . . .
  • Is the grip the most important thing after breathing?
  • Deadlifts and grip training and my thoughts on each, and both . . .
  • Rope and ring pull-ups
  • Pull-ups keep ME – and YOU – young!
  • On really OWNING an exercise and then some!
  • When that SHOE starts to PINCH . . .
  • If Mr. Clumsy can do handstand pushups, well, so can YOU!
  • Why I CATEGORICALLY refuse to sell to, do business with, or enable bottom feeders . . .
  • Why the West (in general) and the CIVILIZED world (as a whole) will NEVER, ever stand with China (under the CCP).
  • Hindsight, fitness, and more . . .
  • On truly letting GO . . . TRULY!
  • Float like a butterfly, sting like a BEE!
  • Can YOU RUN FAST enough – to save your life?
  • An INCREDIBLY POIGNANT moment . . .
  • The one thing I will NEVER EVER compromise on . . .
  • Pull-ups done on UNEVEN surfaces.
  • On lower back fat, and more . . .
  • 5 minute workouts, and more . . .
  • Pull-ups make you feel INVINCIBLE!!
  • Fueling up before, after, or DURING a workout?
  • My thoughts on Matt Damon
  • That INSANELY positive feeling you have sometimes upon waking up!
  • On being “Mr. Handstand pushup” and more!
  • The “one more” workout!
  • The kind of CRUSHING grip strength you can build with PULL-UPS!
  • Are handstand pushups the best bodyweight exercise to build the traps?
  • You have to take a side . . . or DO YOU?
  • “Working out is your life!”
  • The post injury (and workout, of course!) report
  • “You need to be challenged”
  • When times are a ROLLING easy . . . .
  • Why your dreams (or your “new reality” to come) might just be scaring you to the point you never GET there!
  • Visiting VS LIVING. Talking (or READING) vs doing
  • A Jason Bourne inspired workout!
  • The loon job that called me an “Indian Nazi”
  • Fingertip pushups and pull-ups
  • Mangoes to “build the legs”, the “wall chair”, and the much coveted X taper
  • We all had humble beginnings . . .
  • They asked her if she "died" when she slept at night!
  • When those that SHOULD say it like it is don’t . . .
  • My eyes closed workout today!
  • On black lives matter, and MORE!
  • Hide your strength, bide your time
  • Why I don’t have a relationship with my family
  • On postponing the inevitable, and more . . .
  • THIS is real hill climbing!
  • Whats the best way to please Rahu
  • What exactly is PM Modi thinking?
  • On “not raising a stink about “racism”” and more.
  • On saying it like it is – AGAIN, hehe.
  • If you say you want to or will do something . . . THEN DO IT, my friend.
  • Rope sprints, cutting down the break time, and my BURNING forearms!
  • One armed movements leave me in a puddle of sweat.
  • Things are always better . . . after a workout!
  • On brazen effrontery, Zhao Lijian and much, much more . . .
  • How do YOU want to be remembered?
  • Dreams that come true in REVERSE
  • Why I LOVE Mike Pompeo
  • Great to see the kids out!
  • Why pushups TRUMP the bench press ANY day of the week
  • Anything from here on in is a BONUS!
  • Muscle memory, and more!
  • Pop ‘em and they go away!
  • Keeping up with the Joneses
  • On being a “writer and a fighter” – and more . . .
  • Getting over the fear of losing BUSINESS
  • The harder you work, the luckier you get
  • Accepting (or not) what “is”
  • When to listen to your BODY
  • My ABS be a burning!
  • The simplest things in life are often the BEST
  • Does working out in HOT weather make you lose more weight?
  • The person that is expected to do more . . .
  • More on mass panic . . .
  • I’m pretty full on!
  • Chances are it ain’t just YOU
  • My FOUL mood, and how I could barely GRIP the rope …
  • Doing something everyday
  • At what point is enough enough?
  • On being trolled, and more
  • When your woman thinks you’re too little . . .
  • If I don’t want to be contacted . . .
  • What is good for the GOOSE is good for the GANDER
  • On George Floyd, pent up animosity and more . . .
  • Practising what I “preach”
  • Lockdown workouts
  • Drums of FAT and why losing weight NATURALLY Is always the BEST IDEA
  • A truly GLOBAL business . . .
  • Energy suckers and more on those that say “hi” and then nothing else . . .
  • If you want to succeed – do the OPPOSITE of what everyone is.
  • A mass purge
  • Here today, gone tomorrow
  • Huge Announcement coming up - Stay TUNED!
  • New Website - New LOOK!
  • "Gawd", I can barely lift my arms up!
  • Thigh cramps in the middle of the night
  • An idiotic statement if there ever was one
  • Training the young "whippersnapper"
  • 500 steps at a time, and a new PR
  • Who to avoid - - and who to emulate!
  • Pull-ups - - regular grip or parallel grip?
  • You gotta start SOMEPLACE
  • Gorilla grip!
  • Reader Q and A's
  • Check your ego in at the door!
  • Forget the six pack - - but work the ABS!
  • The crazy "gui lao"
  • Eat a bear - - ONE bite at a time!
  • The old man I met a couple of months back in China
  • Why you aren't losing weight despite exercising
  • The hidden keys to building a massive chest
  • Keep the fire burning within!
  • Ahoy 2014!
  • Breathe IN the positivity
  • Merry Christmas, and being glad for the small things in life!
  • Taking one step at a time -- or two?
  • More on the importance of leg and core conditioning
  • Getting better at pull-ups - from DUD to STUD within a matter of weeks!
  • Crazy, crazy, crazy!
  • Season's greetings, and how climbing hills works the entire body
  • A short update on my China adventures, and Fast and Furious Fitness on Facebook
  • Deep breathing, and the "climber's high"!
  • The HILL!
  • Why doesn't my child exercise?
  • Should I purchase the TRX?
  • Good ole pushups to rev up your engine!
  • Hammer grip pull-ups - an interesting variation
  • How many rest days?
  • My thoughts on the "Heart Attack Grill"
  • Train "dem" calves
  • What infants can teach us about fitness
  • Balanced grip training
  • Shake lard, shed fat!!
  • My favorite T-shirt from China
  • All that pent up anger
  • Drop 3 kgs - or more - in an afternoon
  • Use stairs, stay fit!
  • Today's "short and sweet" three exercise routine!
  • It's raining, it's pourin. . .
  • Why being "ripped" isn't always the best thing
  • Today's quick and dirty Sunday workout!
  • Core Torture!
  • Loose muscles - or tight muscles?
  • Shoulders like boulders!
  • Are mornings really the best time of the day to work out?
  • 15 minutes VS two hours - and more?
  • Focus on the POSITIVES!
  • A different workout
  • Get 'em started early - keep 'em hooked forever!
  • Chin-ups vs pull-ups -- which is better?
  • Finally rid of shoulder pain and does my book contain routines for "beginnners"?
  • Are dips bad for the shoulders?
  • Close grip pullups and more
  • Discussion forum up and running
  • Hard training in hot and humid weather
  • The R.I.C.E philosohpy, and what NOT to do while peforming the hanging leg raise
  • Make exercise a part of your daily life
  • Back in the "hood", and some old favorites
  • Where HAVE I been??
  • Keep your legs young
  • Will I be “overtraining” by training daily?
  • They may think your fit for the loony bin
  • Pushups to work the legs and core
  • Pull-ups, and why they should be a part of your daily routine
  • Why they don't want to shake my hand any longer
  • Who wants to join the natural gym?
  • Short, sweet and simple
  • Do you have back pain?
  • Whats up with all the sweating?
  • Turbo charge your circuitry for the day!
  • Reverse training
  • Mini-workouts that deliver MAXIMUM results
  • Make this exercise a part of your routine!
  • From the Himalayas to the deserts in the Gulf, and more
  • How many exercises should you do
  • My thoughts on calluses
  • A fantastic exercise combination for the upper body
  • More simple exercises to chomp upon
  • This exercise is downright EVIL
  • A complete workout
  • Working out in less than ideal weather?
  • Only as strong as your weakest link
  • One of the most overlooked body parts
  • Thick bar work
  • What you need to know about fingertip pushups
  • More on sit-ups
  • Situps vs crunches - and why I avoid the latter like the plague
  • Too much volume?
  • More on doing 500 pushups a day
  • Do what works for YOU!
  • Fit, or overweight?
  • Core torture with pushups
  • Every man should be able to save his own life
  • Cheaters never prosper
  • Turn your body's circuits ON - naturally
  • My thoughts on cardio
  • An often ignored link when doing pull-ups
  • Grip training - using NO equipment
  • How to train when your rushed for time
  • Can "heavier" folks do handstands?
  • The importance of regular core training
  • One thing at a time, pardner
  • The truth about abdominal training, and some forgotten ab exercises
  • Doing exercises at "random"
  • What most decagenarians have in common
  • What if you can't do a single pull-up?
  • "You've got such huge, bulky arms!"
  • Another good one for the books
  • What I like the most about pushups
  • Should I give it my all in every workout
  • The joy of training outdoors
  • Former bodybuilder tells it like it is
  • Going back to the BASICS
  • Exercising even when you don't think you have the time do so
  • Whooping the Monday morning blues
  • Tree trunk like legs WITHOUT doing a single squat
  • Train like an ape
  • Stretching before or after your workout?
  • Young kids, and what they can teach us about fitness
  • My forearms are about to fall off
  • Imagination is everything
  • My post-workout potion
  • The endless potential of bodyweight exercises
  • Brute upper body strength
  • When to take a break
  • Think positive, DO positive
  • One of the keys to improving your pull-ups
  • An instant pick me up
  • 500 pushups a day
  • Best time to work out
  • ONE minute grip workouts
  • I'm having a deuce of a time shopping for shirts
  • Simple exercises, SUPER workout
  • How to achieve the seemingly impossible
  • On economy blues, and what YOU can do to change things
  • Exercises that complement one another
  • Muscle power vs ego massage
  • Your breath is your POWER
  • The sky is the limit
  • I almost forgot
  • The less trodden path
  • How often should you exercise
  • A few reps - done WELL
  • V-Day special offer
  • How long should your workouts last for
  • Walking and fat loss
  • High reps vs low reps - the debate continues
  • High reps vs low reps for strength
  • I cheated a bit today
  • Growing boys need their sleep
  • Eat an elephant - one bite at a time
  • You don't need an hour
  • The Simple and Effective Diet
  • 15 minute fat blasters
  • Do something different
  • Is he even exercising?
  • Self image, and what this has to do with success
  • Stop worrying about what others think
  • One repetition workouts
  • My hill workout from a different life
  • Green tea, and why you should be drinking it
  • That ONE, often ignored missing link in your workout
  • Training the grip correctly
  • Pushups vs dips - which is better?
  • Isometrics and my opinion on them
  • 5 minute jumps to super fitness
  • Judge, jury and executioner
  • Two twenty minute workouts
  • Do I go to the gym?
  • Getting back into the swing of things
  • Listen to your body
  • This morning's workout
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  • Deep breathing and it's energizing effects
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  • Build a bone crushing grip
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