Sunday, 09 May 2021 06:33

Why I don't want to "convince you to buy from me"

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Key word being "convince" ... .

Words have a huge power, my friend.

A short while I wrote about why I love my book being called manuals - and I do!

That email is posted on the other site for reference - do a search, and you'll find it.

But anyway, a long, long time ago at that job, and this is mentioned in the book as well - THAT customer once told me .

"Rahul, YOU are the one that sold it to me!'

True.

I did.

A project that had been sitting for ages, that he had already talked to FOUR other companies first for months, and that yours truly coming on board with less than three people at the office (or in team) got going as soon as I was introduced to the client.

Didnt take but more than a few emails. (and calls).

But note the WORDS he used.

CONVINCE wasn't part of his lexicon - never was.

SOLD was.

There is a reason, and there is a difference.

One requires the other if you have a thinking customer.

Which I want, and have.

The other doesn't require the "other".

I'l llet you figure out which one is which.

But anyway, remember the idiot who showeed up with "Why should I buy your products? can you convince me?" that I wrote about earlier?

"Sir pllsss"

And that sorta thing ...

Well, my answer to him was - and still is - I dont want to.

Why.

Well, think about it.

Dude does a Google, finds me. He's on the list. He's reading my emails.

So he's obviousty there for a reason, no?

And then hes asking me this question as if he's some sort of a dumb Fortune 500 company employer badgering desperate interviewees about "why should we hire you".

To which I often answered, look you dodo. You wouldn't be sitting here having this conversation if you didnt want to hire me, so lets cut the BS already!

They didnt quite like it, hehe. Anything but submissive!

Bozo would probably make the perfect employee for them until of course Dr Hyde or Jekyll shows up ... or a combo.

(He's a highly successful Bozo, remember, hehe).

(definitely the king of trolls, I'll give him that)

But anyway, people that ask me this sort of idiotic things are morons with an inflated sense of self worth.

And they get the above answer.

Only exception being though in cases where I ... which I never do, go "door to door".

Now if I'm knocking on your door, you dont know me from Adam etc ... then YES, I gotta convince YOU.

But thats not how I do business.

I was advised to back in the day.

I never did.

And still don't.

And that, my friends, is how I feel about that.

Anyway, the best thing you can do for yourself right now is get the Rolls Royce of Fitness - the entire package, oh, and ...

BEFORE I FORGET!

Some clowns have been complaining about price as usual.

"Sir pplss can be less price"

No, It can't.

And other than all the obvious friggin reasons, I just did up a "inflation check" on the price.

And currently, I should be selling the 0 Excuses Fitness System for $455, not the $249.99 its currently offered at ...  (remember, thats TWO great books, FIVE spectacular, mind blowing vidoes like you've NEVER EVER SEEN BEFORE - with exercises done only like I can teach - results that are MINDBLOWING (see testimonials) .. and NO shipping for you paperback guys (those that choose that option!)).

And if people still complain about price, well ...

It boggles the mind.

How people cannot THINK.

I mean, inflation is a real thing, my friend ... I dont see why it wouldn't apply HERE?

And for those complaining about price when I've not even charged you the entire price as I should, almost half, well, then I got ONE thing to say.

Please leave.

And I'll hold the door open for ya!

Rest of you, well, you KNOW what to do, hehe.

Best,

Rahu lMookerjee

PS - There is a reason I'm called the MASTER of my craft. Get the product above for one, implement, and you'll see why very soon.