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Wednesday, 29 June 2022 08:22

So, Sophia just called me a pyschopath!

Yes, her, the lovely Gorilla Girl. 

Why? 

Well, it all started with her sending me a video - which I hate. I didnt watch it, argued about it, political stuff, and she wouldnt reply, so I gave her the equivalent of a heavy handed slap down - kinda like whats going on in Ukraine right now (the video was politics discussing that). 

"Really, Sophia. I dont care which side of the argument you're on", I told her. 

"But at least dont ignore, discuss it like an adut!" 

Instead of saying "I dont know" (when she does) - instead of watchig moronic dumb videos that destroy what is left of her brain (I told this) - instead of acting like a moron incarnate - I told her this - and more. 

The ice was finally broken when I said she was acting like a juvenile. 

Juvenile, she said - or perhaps giggled. "Am I that young"? 

Women, gotta love 'em. 

Vladimir Putin once made the comment about women bitching up a storm because "they can" and how it shows weakness. 

"Maybe it's not the worst thing for a woman to be weak", he said. 

Well. 

I kinda agree with him there. Hehe. 

But anyway (i've always had the same thought myself, and if any alpha male out there says they haven't, theyre fuckin lying through their teeth, stained or not) ...

With regard to thie conflict in Ukraine, I've expressed my views AT LENGTH on this before, so I wont do so again. 

But, bottom line - few questions . . . 

One, what would have happened if the Russian brought a military alliance right to the US's doorstep - say Mexico? 

I dont think the US would or should have just sat back and let it happen (although with Sleepy Joe letting illegals overrun the country, aint no tellling THESE days) . . . 

The US has gone to "war" for far less. 

Iraq had its problems, sure, but flip side - like CHina - it was also the most functional of the Middle Eastern countries, women had the most rights there, there weren't any overt restrictions etc like in the rest of the Middle East etc, Saddam was surprisingly tolerant of other religions... 

All facts, and EVERYONE - I repeat - EVERYONE knew there were no WMD's in Iraq! 

Yet, the coalition destroyed the country. 

Afghanistan, hell yeah - invade it - I support that, because they sheltered Bin Laden. And the Saudis, the real culprits financing the whole mess getting away scot free the whole time.

Can YOU, the reader argue with these facts? 

Vietnam - I wont even go there. 

My point isnt "it's right or wrong". 

My point is it happens. 

My point is it's stupid to poke the bear - period - unles you're another bear. 

And my point is all the meaningless sanctions - all the poking going on - will only escalate matters until it comes to a point of no return. 

Trump was DEAD on right in that Nato members should pay for their upkeep, and his threat of withdrawing the US from that treaty was valid. 

And if that had happened, this invasion would never have happened - or the "military operation" or whatever both sides call it ... simply because there would be no military risk to Russia. 

Putin could care less about the EU.  (and if Ukraine says tomorrow they wont join NATO, this "conflict" wil end that day. Dont believe me? Watch if it happens!) 

It's NATO he's concerned about, and why poke a bear thats never really ventured beyond it's own area, neither does it want to- is beyond me. Only an idiot would do it. 

Now that the bear has awakened, well ... 

(China, now thats different, but I've always maintained Russia is NOT a threat to the whole world - they want their Soviet Union back, but thats it! - and when have you seen them go all over the world the way China is?). 

It happens, period, and to pretend you're living in utopia is utter foolishness. 

Anyway, no, none of this was why she called me a pyschopath. Hehe. 

Apparently her friend (male) once called her that because she wanted to sleep on a mattress full of money. 

Huh? 

"He's an idiot with no money", I laughed back. 

Hey, lady's got it spot on with the visualization! 

Anyway ......... the REAL question I've been asking her for days is why she doesnt like Gong Li - a Chinese actresss I cannot get enough of, even though her movies, a lot of them are shit. 

But she's just so delectable, desirable and CUTE - and SEXY! 

And I could write books on her, Id probably sound like a simp too Hehe. 

But as I made comments about how "I want to do this on her face" and "she's so SOFT and womanly" - and other such ... lust fueled comments (I wont tell you what happened after that - not fit for THIS site or kids, hehe - Sophia is the GIRL tho, hehe) ... 

THAT is what she called me a pyscho for. 

When I flippantly claimed "Id give my life for her". Hehe. 

I wouldn't, obviously, she didnt get that. 

Maybe she did. 

But the REAL reason? 

She hates my PROBING messages. She has said theyre annoying, force her to think, study and more... 

And THAT, my friends is the nub. 

DOERS - yourself included and master planners - without trying - get called this all the time. 

Is there a fine line between brilliance and being a pyscho? 

Well depends upon your definition of the latter. 

But if admiring a mighty fine Asian (Chinese) dame and sleeping with a shit ton of Chinese women, all equally delectable ,gets me called that - so be it. Hehe. 

Not like Sophia really minds anyway... ;)  

Apparently she doesnt like Gong Li. 

Which lovely women ever liked the other. 

"she's so arrogant!" 

"She slapped Zhang Yi Yi and cheated on him!" (to which my response was if whoever this dude is - I didnt even know till I googled - dumb enough to let her do all that and get away with, he deserves it) 

(she doesnt even like this Yi Yi guy, so..)  

"Maybe you're right", she finally conceded. 

"She has more positive than negative!" 

We all do, Sophia. 

Then I had to explain to her it wasn't about right or wrong, just a discussion - an open and honest one. Albeit with sex involved. 

Anyway -when you become a doer FOCUSED on and OBSESSED on a certain goal, people will call you a pyscho. 

Get used to it. 

I've been called much worse. 

But I get results, friend. 

And fitness wise, if you want to learn how this pyscho does things - go here - The 0 Excuses Fitness System

Enough - back soon!

Best

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - WHEW!

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Yet another one of those feel good posts on Twitter saw yours truly ... 

"If you haven't written out what your ideal day looks like, how do you know when you've got there"? 

Um... 

Now, she was tryin to be helpful. I'm not going to call her out on this! 

But - point is this - there is no ONE way of doing this, and all the self help in the world that tells you to WRITE things down (my wife for one follows this religiously - and results??) - that tells you to do X , Y and Z before bed - all of it - is advice that a) doesnt work for everyone, and b) more importantly, is NOT tailored for every situation. 

Know what works? 

YOU - and YOUR way, unique to only YOU work! 

I've been doing all this subconsciously since I was young - either out of necessity earlier, or consciously later. I learnt at age 5 probably what most are learning at 40 i.e. the MIND if used right (not how most gurus tell you to use it ) is the most powerful weapon ever. And tool as well.

Writing it out is ONE way, yes. 

But do you HAVE to write things out ? 

Sure, if you're working for Freddie, yes, and he was right there. Hehe. 

Documentation is something Amazon at great at, yet, even AWS fails miserably (and I've had first hand experience) at actually explaining something even slightly out of the box and not covered in docs (perhaps they are too big to really care, but I suspect they will start to care soon) ... 

Yes, write it out - by hand or whatever. 

But for me, I can tell you this - ALL Of my real lasting accomplishments were sparked on the spur of the moment, and NONE were a written goal. 

I rarely, if ever write my goals down - DREAMS are a different matter altogether. 

I believe if you truly want it, you'll get it on auto pilot ultimately. 

Might sound strange, but it's true, as for my ideal day? 

Wake up, check emails, write emails, work for a couple of hours, rake in the sales - and then ... well, relax, without having to answer to nobody, FREEDOM in all regards. 

And thats it. Hehe. Nothing too fancy, but it's what most people in the world, rich or not - do not really have - FREEDOM! 

The Chinese girls I know keep pointing this out wistfully - of course, for them, freedom means "no money" - I wish I could explain that to a certain Gorilla Girl Sophia for one who keeps pestering me about "give me some info on freelancing". 

To her, I'm a "freelancer". 

Always will be. 

Problem is, her mindset. 

She doesnt see it as WORKING for yourself, or making a pretty good living while doing what you love, on your own terms, and when you explain that to her, of course - she scowls. Looking for the easy way out is she, the vast majority of folks out there. I dont waste my time on them. 

No point. 

I mean, beat your head against a wall all you like, aint gonna change nothing will it. 

Anyway.......

Fitness wise, same thing - my books give you VERY EXHAUSTIVE workouts - all written down for those who need it that way. 

I'll bet you my bottom dollar though - YOUR most effective and best workouts probably came on the fly - either before or after reading those. 

Am I right? 

Yeah. 

Thought so! 

Point of all this, again, do what works for YOU. 

And learn from the best (fitness wise) here

Back soon!

Best

Rahul Mookerjee

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Monday, 20 June 2022 09:13

Old man failure and more...

An old, wise, and TRUE Napoleon Hill saying goes as such - 

Failure is a trickster with a keen sense of irony and cunning. It takes great delight in tripping one up when success is almost within reach.

It's so true!

In fact, the way I say "old man failure" in this post is also his writing speaking to you NOW. 

There are so many similariities between his life and mine - right down to the sexual transmutation, to the making of a business from scratch - to the "doing what I was truly meant to in one way or the other whether I consciously wanted to or not" to unsupportive family - to many, many other things including travel - and his physcial workouts i.e. walking 10 miles daily, usually UPHILL if he could, that I wonder if I'm Hill reincarnated. 

Given what people say about me and my ethnicity, despite "facts" seeming otherwise - I might well be!

But anyway - the above quote. 

So true. 

Ive seen so many times when people think they've got it made in biz - slack off - it all comes tumbling down to WORSE than what it was when they started. 

Lesson learnt? 

Sometimes, it's something people can't avoid. 

Sometimes, it's other things. 

I've had a combo of all the above, yes, including the first - happen to me not once - but multiple times. 

Remember, it's a privelege to be at the top. 

It can all be taken away, and some day, the wheel WILL Turn - in the meantime, what you can do? 

Is to keep working at it. 

Is to keep being prepared. 

Sometimes, failures are inevitable - indeed, if you're a real doer that succeeds on his own, you wont make it without 99 failures and that ONE big hit - period. 

Life, business, relationships, customers, all holds true. 

That ONE , that 10% as Sylvester Stallone likes to say about his life "90% being a mistake" - makes all the damn difference. 

And it does!

Not many get it - that is why not many truly succeed at the highest levels. 

Anyway - this isn't a life coaching class... 

But it applies to your fitness too. 

I cannot tell you the number of times I thought "I didnt need to do anything more" - or slack off - and all came tumbling down there too. 

You have to keep working at it - period. 

If someone like Bruce Lee could walk around all day with a dumbbell despite his elite status - what makes you think YOU can't - or shouldn't - do your own equivalent? 

Keep trying to break another barrier. 

Keep aiming higher. 

Keep pulling that chin up higher over the pull-up bar. 

Keep getting DEEPER stretches in on pushups, more squats ................. and the list goes on!

As Claude Bristol rightly said in the Magic of Believing

"Success is a fickle bird, the minute you rest on your laurels is the minute it takes wings and flies away". 

Amen, I should say. 

Lesson learnt for all readers, I hope. 

End of "sermon". 

Back soon (but that sermon BE true). 

BEst, 

Rahul Mookerjee

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I have asked it in various shapes, forrms and guises before. Maybe I should ask my wife this one. Hehe. It would answer all her Nazi feminist "queries" instantly!

Then again, maybe not. Hehe. 

But her aside, here it is. 

And its a sage one in today' economic climate... 

If YOU were given the chance right NOW - I mean, NOW - to get a steady, easy desk job (sort of like what I had in China in 2002, great job straight out of college, expat salary and so forth) - along with, plenty of girls - beer, what have you - whatever YOU choose to do with that cash, all you had to do was show up to the cushy job... 

... 

OR... 

Grit it out NOW - lets say starting NOW - for the next 10 years building your OWN biz with no help whatsoever. 

Remember, I ain't talkin about me or my story here. 

Most people would, lets be honest - choose the former option, and lets be frank - there isn't necessarily anything wrong with choosing a life of medicrity and stability, sometimes, it's compensated very well!

The DOERS though - real doers - will know what is missing though. 

YOU. 

And your deepest desires, which go unanswered this way. 

Fitness wise, same thing, friend. 

Many of the gains you see today for me - business wise and fitness wise both - well, as Jeff Bezos says - 

"It was baked X number of years ago". 

So it is with fitness. 

I had never once imagined - even near to when I started this business in earnest - that my gains would come, and so ... VOLUMINOUSLY! 

None of these books, none of them would have ever happened if I didnt set my stall out for the long run either consciously or not. 

Fitness wise or not. 

And the same thing applies today, ALL my business methods even today are possibly even more long term than before, much to the chagrin of certain ... ah, I wont go there. 

Hehe. 

The end result is ALWAYS worth it. 

IF you put in the hard yards, and never quit. 

And If YOU Want the sort of fitness gains I have, gains that never go away beyond a certain point even (assuming you still do the thing) - well, the 0 Excuses Fitness System is what you need to get - NOW. 

Do so NOW. 

Not so much to prove to me you're a doer, but YOURSELF, which is what really counts. 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

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Saturday, 18 June 2022 07:41

What I cant understand though, is THIS...

Unwanted child, therefore "problem child", trouble child (although in reality, I was none of the above - the problem was something else entirely) ... I can sort of "understand" all this. 

I can sort of understand friction, anger, why's, wherefores, and so forth. 

What I cannot understand is this - how can someone not just "dislike" their children, but HATE them to the point that if they were put in front of a firing squad tomorrow and brutally killed - they would not just be happy over it, but applaud. 

All my life I've seen family support family - in cases even so extreme such as when one of the progeny committed murder - rape - or something completely unpardonable (at least in my opinion) - yet, end of the day "theyre family" - not to mention those that were thought of as losers - US President George Bush is one prime example i.e. "mano o mano" at the age of 40 and everything he did before. Hehe. 

(I dont dislike or hate Bush, I'm simply being factual in terms of his history). 

Although I have always said the war in Iraq should have NEVER happened, I've always rather liked Ole George and his quirks. HEhe. 

Anyway .......... 

It's been my family that has been that way - amazingly enough, when I did nothing of the sort above, nothing to warrant that sort of thinking. 

Ole Steve Austin comes to mind here, his Dad who he says "abandoned" them - when he finally met him as a successful wrestler years later, "I have no feelings for him, but no animosity either". 

That I can understand, and relate to. 

Although I might get temporarily angry, in the long term? 

To me they simply dont matter either way. 

But the hate coming from parents - THAT I don't get. 

To me, the buck in these cases ALWAYS stops with the parents. 

What do I mean? 

Well, my little girl who I love more than anythign else in this world - if she were grow up and NOT do what I want, or turn into a liberal, or what not - would I care? Give a shit? 

Hell yes I would, 

Would I try and stop her/? 

Hell no I wouldn't. 

Whatever it was, I've always told her, and always WILL - that end of the day, you'll always be Daddy's little girl. 

How someone can HATE a human being they took care of as a baby is beyond me. 

Of course, that never happened in my case - I'm not sure until this date if I was adopted "quietly" or not. It wouldn't surprise me one damn bit if I was!

Anyway ........ 

I can sort of understand if my wife feels that way towards me (she does) .

It's not "right" given all I've done for her and what I denied myself to do. 

But its understandable to a degree, a relationship gone wrong big time, two adults, hey - I get it. 

What is unfortunate is how my short sighted wife aligned her lot with my mother years ago "against yours truly" - and turned into a proxy of sorts for both parties - willingly "for the almighty Dollar". 

We all know what happens to proxies ultimately... 

I'm sure at the back of her mind, she does as well. 

Anyway ........ 

Why do I say all this. 

I dont know, random thoughts before I workout. 

And I can't see how any real parents can hate their children - period. 

If they do, the parents aren't real parents and even mine ONCE admitted "we made a lot of mistakes". 

Anyway - lots of people HATE fitness, or so they say, but do they really? 

They hate the effort, but not the results. 

Hehe. 

And one dont sprout without the other, the latter certainly wont bloom without the former. 

Start planting them seeds NOW, my friend (pun not intended). 

Back soon. 

BEst

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Unfortunately or not, there are plenty of "silent" cases out there just like me - families just like mine...

PS #2 - and in MOST, if not all (I'd say all) of these cases, the buck almost always ultimately stops with the PARENTS, period.

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Tuesday, 14 June 2022 07:37

When they called me a sandy nikka. Hehe.

I remember an incident back in the day when we were standing outside ... well, I believe the Math building in college. 

I believe we just got done with Calculus class, a class I used to ACE half - or totally drunk -much to the chargin and annoyance of those (majority of the class) that attempted it sober - and flunked, or got D's or what not. 

I still remember chugging the Beast Ice before the exam, I still remember a certain Dr K telling me not to take Mickey Mouse classes, and we were standing outside talking about something - Vincent, he of the Italian pizza, hehe (interesting how all the people I know named Vincent, including a good friend of mine - ex Marine - are either Scots or Italians by descent, and they ALL love pizza like ME, hehe) (and beer too!) - Bruce - and myself. 

"Sand Nigger", went Vincent, chortling when asked "about names for me" or something. 

That floored me - for an instant. 

I wasn't offended. 

Well, for an instant I THOUGHT about being mildly offended. I tried. REally. 

"But he's not racist", went Bruce, with one of his smiles. 

I couldn't help but chortle either! Hehe.   (I'm chortling now thinking of PC fools saying "just because he has a friend of a different origin doesnt mean he's not racist. True, Schofield uses that excuse all the time, you fools, but not everyone is Schofield - though most PC sorts are somewhat tolerant of his ilk).

Today, if that same thing had been said to me - I'd ask him for more such names. Hehe. 

He's a good friend till this date, and that was all fun and games to us - not to most I suspect, and I'm posting this here precisely so some PC idiots get pissed off. Hehe. 

Anyway, this here sandy nikka... 

And sand, and mud, and so forth. 

The Bozo used to troll me and still does with that name. I love it, he doesnt so much anymore. LOL. 

But they both have interesting properties!

The ancient Indian wrestlers for one did Hindu squats in the "akharas" - the mud pits where as I teach you in the 0 Excuses Fitness System, their fingers scraped the ground as they went down - all the way down - no puns - on EACH repetition. 

EACH - no exceptions!

And when you do it you'll know what I mean. 

And they scraped up mud - supposedly holy the akhara mud is in the Hindu religion if I have it right - and slapped mudfuls on their chests - burly and muscular - with each rep. 

Quite a good massage too that! (self massage). 

And great recovery for sore chests - not to mention the theraupetic properties mud and sand have. 

Now I teach you to do the squats somewhat differently, as you guys know. 

But you can do it that way too, and in the future I'll have videos of yours truly Gorilla slapping his chest with each rep. Hehe. It will be in Squat 101 too!

But for now, why do I bring this here dispatch to you? 

Well, because of this simply - sand and mud - and WATER - are GREAT great tools for workouts!

Brooks Kubik once back in the day had THIS to tell me when I told him about the workouts I did lugging huge bottles of water up in each hand to my fourth floor apartment (ala the Chinese middle aged "tiny pocket dynamos" who did it!) ... 

"Fill them up with sand when it gets harder!" 

And he was right. 

Not only that, you dont need sandbags - or beer kegs filled with sand for a great, great workout - although that heavy to move weight is TOUGH as heck - believe me, it's one thing to lift a heavy dumbbell that you can at least grip, its quite another to lift up a massive moving ODD shaped object (Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness!). 

ANIMAL movements can be done in these too - and EVERY bear crawl, every duck waddle, EVERY sprint - will be made much harder if you're doing it on sand - or in mud - or in water!

My wife when she was a kid was put through her paces in the FIELDS by her father. Hehe. Every morning at 5AM sharp. 

I put myself through the paces at 530 sharp on the hill. 

And Animal Kingdom Workouts while offering you flexibility on the when and where does NOT allow you any flexibility in terms of putting you through your PACES, period, bro (or sis). (or in between). 

Grab this award winning book now, and start to whip yourself into the best shape of your life - either on flat land or otherwise!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Readers of this book (buyers) heads up - in the future we'll have special dispatches, but only on the website for YOUR EYES - NOT for the public. So, grab this book NOW if you have not already. 

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There isn't anything necessarily wrong with being on the other side of the spectrum either. The vast majority of the people in the world are just that, followers!

Hey, takes all types. And leaders would have no-one to lead without the followers. 

Where would 0 Excuses be without the famous Ship for that matter. hehe. 

(but it's true - no kidding there!). 

Without a bunch of devoted, almost fanatical followers who will buy what you have to sell, who will promote you for free, even without trying to, give you glowing testimonials, hang on to your every word - well, all of that might sound a bit "cultish" and dictatorial or "fealty" to you. 

Truth being told? 

All successful businesses have droves of these people with them. 

And all successfull businesses know how to sell to them. 

It's funny, these days I keep reading about how "Trump doesnt own MAGA", or how GOP Primary Elections: Results Show Trump's MAGA Movement Isn't All About Him - Bloomberg  - "it isn't all about Trump", and Trump isn't God, or so forth. 

Funny part is they're marketing him without even trying to or wanting to. Hilarious!

I had to restrict myself to this on Twitter... 

People truly GET it so LATE. Hehe. Thats why leaders remain leaders, and followers remain followers. Obviously he doesnt own the "brand", he said it like it is, exploited feeling like any canny marketer, myself most def. included should - all there is to it!

I can just hear ole Donald cackling away with that canny look ... 

Hey. 

Trump never claimed to be God, or even believe in it. (or "him", or "her", or the concept). 

Trump, I suspect would agree with me on Universal Energy and not believing in the concept of God. 

And I dont know anywhere where he said he "owned" Maga, or trademarked it or what not... 

It is simply people looking to profit off his name and popularity- which I always predicted would "vain" (hehe) to a degree given he was removed from Twitter (unfairly) - but more importantly  - well, people have short memories. 

If you were to ask him, and indeed, someone DID ask him - what if you dont win (in 2020). 

Touchy subject I know that with the Trumpinator... but he simply replied "ok, so I'll do something else". 

Which is what I'd expect from Trump i.e. an honest straight answer, and he gave it, and he's doing just that now i.e. 
something else. 

I've predicted for years the base would move on - it was common sense, no-one believed me. 

Certain people like a certain Ricky still think "No-one can pull a crowd like Trump does!" 

Not true, my friend. 

Ron De Santis is one that can. 

And if he were to do it, my man for the next Presidency, Mike Pompeo could probably pull the biggest group of them all that truly matter - the rational right. 

And I dont mean the rabid sort either... 

I mean the RATIONAL AND THINKING SORT!

We attract as we are, my friend. This holds true no matter what. 

Anyway ......... 

Ive predicted so many things years in advance (such as the major war fixing to happen which people still laugh at me when I mention it as if it "can't happen to them" except now it's a laugh which speaks "I wish I could avoid it, but I can't, so might as well pretend it doesnt exist" - nah, newsflash, folks sticking your head in the sand aint how its done - unless your Bozo "Cuck in London" Schofield (he's got pictures of himself trying to touch his fat little toes on Twitter, to show his "you know what". Ugh!) -- - things which people laugh at, say could never happen, yet, down the line they do. 

Things that are basic common sense to me - spur of the moment - take people light years to even begin to grasp. 

And that, my friend - if you've been paying attention is how you spot a leader in any field who cannot be kept down for long, and Trump remains one of them. 

Yours truly does too, of course, I'm sure someday you'll have people complaining "hes not the God of pushups". 

Or isometrics. 

Or pull-ups. 

Or what not/ 

Hey. 

I never claimed to, and am ultra - pun intended - liberal - in terms of giving credit, I probably give more than it's due, but whatever. 

As Marc, the African Silverback Gorilla once said... 

It comes back to me!

True dat, friend. We all get on the roundabout (Michael!). 

Speaking of which that silly thing they've got going on about how guns should be restricted - glad to see that fail today! 

And what goes around comes around, so yeah, I'm sure I'll have people at some point telling me that, and then I'll direct them to THIS post. 

Alrighy, enough tom tomming for now. 

Get your hands on the 0 Excuses Fitness System NOW - truly makes leaders out of men (and women). 

In all ways possible!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

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Wednesday, 18 May 2022 05:50

Communiction rules the nation.

Period, no puns intended whatsoever. 

I once watched a Bollywood tale “Munna Bhai MBBS” about a small time hoodlum with a huge heart who hides the fact he’s a hoodlum from his family (shows them he’s a doc) – then when they take him to get married ie. to check out the girl first (he really does NOT want to get married, he even tells the girl on the phone to “reject him”, period!) – he gets found out.

His Dad gets upset, leaves, long pot boiler type story there – but the gist is this – girls Dad is the Dean at a medical college, hoodlum makes up his mind to not just join the college by hook or by crook, but also to marry his daughter, no matter how!

Dean’s daughter studies at the same college, but guy’s never seen the girl before. Hehe. So she says she’s “someone else” when they meet.

He never knows it.

Along the line, the girl he “wants to marry” i.e Dean’s daughter is “shown to him” – by another girl impersonating a slutty girl, and when he finds out the girl he thought was “so nice” – is actually the opposite, he drops all thoughts of marriage, but in the meantime, he’s been talking to that “other girl”!

And discovers he has fallen in love with her.

She initially doesnt respond, but later finds out she falls in love with him too!

That’s a Bollywood tale that came to mind.

But it holds true, I’ve seen it happen SO Often …

For relationships, in my case -so many times - not just relationships, business, life, everyuthing. 

HONEST And open communication is KEY - my friend, and the barrage of testimonials I'm getting for my other writing business all hinge on this - "I love your brutally honest writing, its the most important thing for a writer!". 

And it is - and in life as well. 

Some of those people aren't even into the sex, kinks, etc that I mention in those books - they "just like to read them" - just like a certain Panourgias once said about my fitness books, i.e. "even if I'm not into fitness, I still like just reading them!"

That is indeed the highest compliment, or one of them any writer can be "paid"! 

Anyway same thing with the lady Celene I mentioned in the last email on videos. Oddly enough, or maybe not, she got back this morning to an email I sent her with a cute little video - not email - though she's smart - she followed up with an email and links later (she knows how I hate video, so "just in case he doesnt see the video"). 

And THAT - along with her lovely smile, of course (hey, that doesnt hurt) - the giggles - the shyness and nervousness of doing something "in the flow" - and of course, the fact she was smart enough to make it a small video, include a proper "teaser" and so forth and most of all, deal cutter - she included LINKS so I could read if I wanted to - all great from a customer service standpoint, but also a "deal with cranky Rahul" standpoint! - made me do something I NEVER do in the early AM, period. 

Watch a video. 

And if I do it, I ... 

Well, let me paste part of what I told her!

As you likely have already guessed I dont watch videos, hehe - and if I do, I usually very impatiently scroll past most of it to find the "meat and potatoes" of the video - most videos have too much "unnecessary talking" going on if you get my drift, and I find it much quicker to read rather than "watch" - but I watched your entire video - well made!

What I loved most about your video? The "on the spur of the moment" vibe - you likely "just decided to create a video" and send it over, and thats great - thank you so much! :)

Obviously I also read the article you sent in the other email. Hehe. I'll let you guess (without checking metrics, stats etc) whether I read the article first, or watched (the entire) video you sent first. ;-)

Yes, I know you're the customer service manager (Director) - and you are definitely customer centric - I can tell! A far cry from my own cranky "bear" self where it's about all I can do to turn on the laptop in the mornings, hehe.

(just kidding, but it's true - you're good at making videos!!)

(I guess and am sure I could be too, I just prefer email more, hehe - so that is what I focus upon).

No... 

Thats part of it. 

I left out the "lovely smile" part I sent her in different lest y'all reading this burst into tears. Hehehe. 

But she got me to do it, eh. 

Smart!

And kudos to her, not many can lay claim to "gettng me to do something I dont want to and happily at that". 

She's one of a select bunch, truly. Kinda like Gorilla Girl Sophia.Hehe. 

Anyway .......... 

point being? 

Communication RULES THE nation, period. 

And it dont need to be a certain type either. 

I focus on writing and email because I'm best at that, and because, well, I like it the most - the second part being key. If I wanted to, I could be a master video guy too, but I dont like it, I feel it's superflous at the end of the day unless absolutely required, in which case I'll do a darn fine job i.e. the 0 Excuses Fitness videos

It can be via video. It can be via phone. Choose your medium! 

Point being, DO it. 

And do it with an open heart, do it well. 

Lots of you dont like writing in, but I know you have plenty to say - to me, or in general! 

Use THIS link to do it if you dont feel like exercising those fingers... 

And thats that for now. Back soon!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Do exercise the fingers the way I tell you in Pushup Central though, hehe. Some of the best exercises and workouts you can do - PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!

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Randall, a guy who I initially qualified as a cross between a doer and a complainer - someone that eventually does after complaining up a storm - someone that postpones the nigh inevtiable - and someone that eventually as I predicted (yet again!) correctly from the get go in terms of his hesitance to pay what he owed, how he'd pay (I still remember the hissy fit he threw when I asked him to pay bank transfer associated fees "why should I pay!!") (even tho it was a few bucks here and there!)) - I mean, it's one thing to want to save a buck, I get it, but at least do it nicely like "Percie" did. Hehe. I still remember him standing in line at a Dollar Store, Emily behind him, chortling - as was the black girl who he asked for a couple of dimes back, hehe. 

"This old white dude is nuts" I could almost hear her saying. 

But I loved him! Great guy, hehe. Emily, I dont know, more embarassed than anything. I still remember her "Dad's..........!" 

Anyway, Randall - eventually he turned into, always was, I guess, one of these guys who complained about "it should include everything!" 

Which was inexplicable to me - I built a website for him, clearly laid out terms, conditions and expectations on BOTH ends (no pun) - as I always do. 

Ya'll know me

Fair, upfront - and very brutally honest. 

Yet he threw a hissy and complained anyway (when he had to pay what he owed me). 

"Your deal are too complicated! There's layers upon layers in every agreement!" 

admittedly there are, if it's a business agreement, more so. 

Thats life, pally. 

Thats called SMART BUSINESS and not letting yourself be screwed over. 

Hey, no-one forced you to agree did they? 

And while I was always this way naturally, clients in the past and their own style of complex communication (which when you break it down really is logical and simple with a story between it, or in front of it) - have also influenced my thought/writing/decision making process. 

I think out several times into the future - either consciously or not, mostly the latter. 

And my style of writing?

I keep it simple, yet, some sentences run to a paragraph length - like the first in this email. 

Thats how it is, pally. 

Some have several brackets. 

So to someone who asks me something I might say ...

... as I said about the 0 Excuses Fitness Ship (which you might or might know about (since you dont get the chance to read all my emails(which is perfectly fine - no problems there!!))) ... 

Whew. 

Did I close the parantheses properly, hehe. 

Probably a throwback too from my programming days when C++ nested if loops looked like this

(simple ones) 

if x=y

then do this 

else do 

    but if a=b

        & if b=c

             then do this

          else

               do this 

else if ... 

You get the drift. 

Hehe.

And they ALL have their associated paranthesis, miss one, the compiler goes haywire. 

I still remember a certain Rueben going red in the face after "Rahul done messed my program up" (I was trying to help him. Hehe. But I finally told him, lets go drink beer, call it a day, we'll come back tomorrow, in all that, with his getting pissed off, some bracket appeared out of nowhere, boom went the whole thing). 

As Jyoti, a girl I once knew said. 

With programming, that ONE little thing .. makes all the difference. 

(as I said the other day, those little things make all the difference eh). 

Or, as General Michael knows, Dongguan Expat was once down because in ALL Those php files, which I debugged at work, hehe - there was nothing wrong except one mysterious { that showed up int he middle of nowheresville. Hehe. 

Damn tediious to fix, except I got it - less than a minute. Not even bragging. 

Now, where am I going with all this ? 

That it's all LOGICAL at the end of the day. 

And given the reluctance of most to read, think, analyze - and then talk or write, given I do it SO MUCH i.e. the writing part that its second nature for me, and my brain therefore functions (And so will YOURS if you do what I do) at a much more logical and analytical level than most - not to mention quicker (I still remember JOhn Walker once telling me "mate, I forgot how fast your brain must work, in the time it took me to send you ONE reply, you sent me FIVE emails!)) ... 

(he was talking about Fast and Furious Fitness - the Collector's Edition) ... 

But end of the day, if you read it - it's logical. 

It's fair. 

It ensures neither party gets screwed over. 

Thats how it should be as well. 

And more... 

Anyway ............. where I'm going with all this? 

That if you're not the writing sort, well, free to send me your testimonials via THIS link here. 

https://sendspark.com/request/Rolls-Royce-Publications-Incorporated/d4rwjmq7mlnz7b1ckdlx92xxplt931b0  

Or, anything else you might choose. 

Workout wise, send it in here too! 

Anything you want, just keep it PG rated. Hehe. I had to say that, lots of Bozos be sniffing. Though I've asked Celena for the auto censor thing, doubt they have it built in (which is fine, just sayin!).

And if you're the video sort, well, remember FIVE great videos with the 0 Excuses Fitness System! 

Otherwise, I still recommend using the link in the emails you get with your purchase to review, as those are easier to process, your words go up on the site UNFILTERED - and a 10% discount code goes out to you for your next purchase automatically and instantly (if it doesnt, let me know). 

But these videos will go up that way too eventually.

Ok, thats it from me. 

Back soon.

Best

Rahul Mookerjee

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I almost put the term "Ma'am" in there. Hehe. 

But she's damn good at what she does!

And she, my friends, has finally got me to do something which I would probably never have done despite signing up for - a VIDEO platform (she works there) which basically is a video marketing tool etc that you sign up for, people send you videos, and so forth. 

I'm still not sure how they make a buck off it, probably signups and all that. 

But she's been egging me on to send the "request video" link to "my list". 

I wanted to do it which is why I signed up for their service in the first place, but ... 

... ya'll know how much I do NOT like videos. Hehe. 

I dont know, I'm old fashioned that way, I hate video calls more than most other things - and so forth. 

Same thing for vidoes, athough I made a half hearted attempt to get on Youtube last year, I stopped doing it, I just didnt enjoy it much. 

Nothing against if you like it, but some of us (like Ben Settle, who recently stopped doing videos too - just AUDIO podcasts now) prefer to "remain cloaked in darkness": - and let our work and writing do the talking. 

It seems to do so pretty well too. 

But anyway - women can be really smart at times!

Yes, considering what I've written in the past and NO, I do NOT take any of that back - all warranted - that might come across as strange, but y'all know me, I'm fair above all. 

And man, woman, or in between, if they get it, they get it. Period. (no pun).

She does. 

She's been "badgering" me - except so nicely it seems like a friend talking to you (kinda like my emails pestering you to buy, buy, buy - except I do it so obviously and nicely that you can't resist and you dont get pissed off by it, heh). 

And she's been relentless. Like me. 

And she doesnt let up. Like me. 

And she knows, like I do, that staying in touch is key - and the more you ask, the more you'll get. 

Which is true!

Repetition of the same chant, the same incantations, the same affirmations leads to BELIEF, once that belief becomes a deep seated conviction, things begin to HAPPEN!

And it finally did, Celena "Ma'am" - if I might say so. 

Hey, she's god - good, lol - at what she does!

I dont know if it's natural, but I bet it is. (again, sorta like me). 

Which is why I like the lady, which is why I'm sharing this video link to YOU Guys - here it is - https://sendspark.com/request/Rolls-Royce-Publications-Incorporated/d4rwjmq7mlnz7b1ckdlx92xxplt931b0

Use it. 

Upload some of your training videos, send 'em to me via that link, and I'll put you on the DOERS page which isnt up as yet, but will be shortly once we get a substantial amount of "contributions" to put on there. 

I'm still not sure which site to put it on - Rolls Royce Publications got a new site yesterday, my other hosting account where another site is due wont let me login (ugh), and then we have this site, and of course 0 Excuses Fitness

I suspect I'll fit it in the latter. We'll see! 

But send 'em- hey - if nothing else, to see what else Celena can relentlessly ask me. 

But really, she does it in such a nice manner - it isn't even nagging. But she does it anyway - she keeps asking!

And, as I told her today ... hehe. 

Hi Celena,

Thanks for your email (again!). I’m so glad you got a “positive vibe” coming off my words, that is always my intention when writing to someone, business or not (or “communicating with anyone”, I should say).

Unfortunately I have been remiss in that I still have not found a good way to “broach” the video issue to a lot of my list -they’re always “on” social media etc, but more the silent majority that just “silently reads” etc, so it’ll take some doing to get them to send me videos. Hehe.

I’ll get it done eventually tho. That “silent majority” is ultimately what converts the bank tho, as I’m sure you know! 

Thanks again for your emails on this one and for “keeping this at the front of my mind” (in a nice way, haha) – much appreciated!

Most ladies are pretty good at "reminding" - I am being polite. Hehe. 

but, she's good at doing it smartly. 

Hats off Ma'am - lets see who sends us what! 

Best, 

 Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Everyone featured on the DOERS page gets a $50 discount coupon - flat discount. So hurry, get your videos in, this page is LONG overdue.

PS #2 - That link I sent above can be used to send me video TESTIOMONIALS as well - now THAT I'm sure most of you dont mind doing! So lets get to it. 

Yuh-YES!

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