Sunday, 05 September 2021 06:40

Why Mr Mockerjee loves to mock YOU (not really, hehe)

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Life's indeed a trip, hehe. And these trolls - like the Bozo for one they make it even better. Hehe. 

You've read the last email on Tai Po Central, I'm sure ... 

If not, do so now. 

(no, I won't link it here). 

But I've often got the comment - a wail, rather. 

"You can mock me, but ...!" 

Funnily enough, most of the time, I wasn't even trying to mock anyone. 

I was simply saying it like it is ... 

This has happened to me so many times that I quietly chuckle anytime someone brings it up. 

The Bozo above got pissed off, and therefore sent me his inanity. 

What he doesnt, of course, know that my last name is "uniquely" spelt - it's usually spelt "Mukherji". 

Check it out on Google, you'll see!

I have no idea why. 

But this unique name made me a target and butt of many a jokes. 

And I gave it back - well, not always - but these days, I welcome these attacks. Hehe. 

More fodder for me basically, and as to why I mock people (I really don't unless I actively focus on doing it, but I hardly ever do) ... 

It seems like mocking to them, yes. 

But if your fragile ego cannot understand - banter, for one - or goose and gander for one i.e. Charles writes about how my emails are useless while being a phat phocker that can't even begin to do a dead hang himself ... or, most importantly, fact, then so be it. 

I'll mock you until the cows come home, and I'll be brazen about it. 

Trolls, wackos, SJW's - libtards, and other assorted morons deserve exactly THAT. 

Not to mention the wackos advocating terrorism like the idiot in the last email was ... "because they're soooooooooo racist". 

Yeah. 

I can just feel the jackboot ... NOT. 

Most amazingly, this wack job forgot to note I'm hardly white myself. Hehe. 

Come to think of it, he'd probably call me whiter than white, and as Charles did (former friend) "white man in Indian skin" or some nonsense. 

I've never heard such horse baloney before, Charles. 

Actually, I have - from wackos aplenty. Hehe. 

Now, the last, and what y'all are thinking ie. sales. 

Do I mock people to increase sales? 

Well, sometimes ... 

But usually, I dont say a word. 

My books do a mighty fine job of mocking the Tom Toms' though - Isometric and Flexibility Training for one. 

Animal Kingdom Workouts does a fine job of mocking the "former friend" types who couldn't even begin to do the basic exercises in there - as does Corrugated Core. 

And if there ever was a book - or two - that will make (and has made) a mockery out of the way so called fitness is potrayed these days with Jassie like selfies galore and other rubbish ... 

Well, SHOULDERS LIKE BOULDERS!

And Battletank SHOULDERS!

And, Profound "70% Gorilla 30% Human" handstands

And of course, the upcoming book which will put ALL of the above to "shame" in a good way. 

Lumberjack "Lodestone" Fitness

Go ahead and place your pre-order now, friend. 

You will NOT want to miss this one!

Best, 

Rahul M"ock"kerjee Mookerjee "Mercurial Mookerjee" (anyone got anything else to add, please do, hehe)