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I loved it back then too!

But I didn’t do much about it, hehe.

I was being kind.

Which I always am to EVERYONE unless they prove they don’t deserve it.

To be honest, it’s been very few people in my own circle that have been that way.

I might not GET ALONG with Charles (the friend) for one.

(he probably hates my guts in some regards too. And that fine!) 

But would I ever troll him – spread lies – baseless rumors – or misinformation about him for one?

OR any of the other people I have “disagreements” with?

( dont think HE would either)

No way, Jose.

No-one deserves that.

Not me. Not you. Not no-body ..unless they’re Glyn Bozo on Drugs and in A** Schofield, both in their wild dreams and fanciful imaginations which “peter” (pun very much intended!) out at the mere THOUGHT or “requirement” of doing something.

The bozo often bitched about the women I attracted.

You know what “C…..” ( I won’t mention the name, hehe) said about him once?

(I’m not mentioning the name because Bozo knows TWO people by that name)

“Maybe she wants more than your tongue …. …. A**”

You get the point, LOL.

Maybe they all did, not to mention he’s a pyscho from hell and even Hannibal would run for the hills.

But anyway, I trie helping him. A LOT.

More than other people.

Listened to his madness, couseled him for FREE, gave him valuable advice, and what did he do?

Well, a scorpion never changes its colors, and my bad, perhaps for thinking that this one would. He CAN be extremely persuasive while playing the “lost little boy” role. Perhaps thats why (well thats one reason) he’d on the lam – he’d never last a MINUTE (and hed love picking up the soap too. Hehe).

But anyway … I still remember it.

The first time I sent him rahulmookerjee.com. (he didn’t know it). 

“Wow!”

I had a bad feeling.

Right there and then.

But I ignored it for once.

Big mistake.

“I write books on BDSM too” I told him.

Just to see what he said.

And true enough, he and another person “wanted to read ‘em”.

No prizies for guessing who the “other person is”.

But that little angel on my shoulder, perhaps a female one (I know, Glyn. Poor you, wanking that wanker LOL) told me NOT To.

I didn’t.

Good I didnt/

Or he’d be having a field day there too.

But then again, on second thoughts, maybe I’ll put the URL here.

I would SO LOVE a sales boost like I’m getting on the fitness stuff from the Bozo (or “Keith James”, LOL’s trolling) …

“Mate, you’re ajoke! BDSM! Fitness!”

Hmmphh!

He might have well been on his period. LOL.

Come to think of it he probably was, and as “Mr. Samurai” (as I like to call one of my customers who at the age of 60 PLUS can do stuff that would make a man 1/3rd his age GAPE) would say, maybe he “needs a tight slap across the face”.

“Tight” 

I love it how English is used in the UK, LOL.

Poor Bozo...

But anyway, my wife and mom often get into it too, and my wife had this to say about my mom.

“She secretly copies a lot of what I do”

Now, you ont his list is well aware of the fact I do NOT get along with either.

Facts speak though, bro.

And my wife might be a lot of things, and might not be a lot of things, but a good MOM she is.

She would do anything for my daughter. Perhaps the reverse for me, but thats ok. I’ll live with it – happy to, hehe.

Because … ;) Well, we wont go there here.

But I would too (for my daughter) so I get it.

But really, and as I told her.

“They only copy or get jealous or fight because they see something in the person in front of them THEY don’t have”.

Sage my friend.

And that bit of crowy self promotion aside, I’m out.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – The Bozo chose the picture on Shoulders like Boulders! To troll, because guess what. That LOOK in the eye hit him!

HE KNOWS!

PS #2 – Ditto for “Eat More – Weigh Less”.

As they say, the knife that cuts the deepest. Ah, Glyn, ain’t you just “luvin it”from yours truly COWBOY?

No bareback mountain for me though, sorry, but I know a couple of shemales around in lockdown #2 China I could send your way. That sound nice? LOL gain.

PPS - Daniela, thank YOU for all the translation. You truly are SO nice. THE BEST!

I haven't received any flames as yet (emails, hehe) from my last two posts. 

But I'm sure I will down the line 

How dare I. 

I know. 

But I did! 

Sir, Ma'am, and everything in between. Heh. I DID say it, and WILL say it, and CONTINUE to say it (while supporting YOUR right to disagree too). 

If that doesnt jive, you can piss off right about now ... 

Anyway, something funny about the entire Bozo Schofield sage in hindsight, which is always 20/20. 

His trolling (admittedly racist to a T) didnt just piss me off because I tried HELPING him - and because he did what a scorpion does best i.e. sting back. 

(hence the story of the scorpion and the frog on the other site. Glyn, do up a search and you'l find it. I'm sooooo helpful aren't I, hehe). 

It pissed me off because ... well, it IRRITATED me. 

Now, something that has always been borne out through my whole life in ALL REGARDS is this. 

The shoe never stays on my foot.  

Inevitably, inexorably, that Houdini DOES escape, often at the 11th hour. Usually without ANYONE noticing it, and he resurfaces the same way. 

Except when HE puts the shoe on the other foot? 

Well, my friend ,much like the POWER handstand pushups build like I wrote about on the other site , that shoe STAYS PUT. 

"Dhai Kilo Ha Hath" (the 2.5 kg HAND that speaks with FINALITY and BRUTE FORCE, as the INIMITABLE Sunny Deol once said ...) 

But anyway, point is this. 

If you're pissing people off by saying it like it is - guess what. 

It's not because you're wrong. 

IT's because what you say CUTS DEEP and hits 'em where it hurts (such as what I Said about the many flaws, most self made of a certain country in past emails..) 

(Ditto for what I say about China) 

And fitness wise, same thign and why I dont care (actually ENCOURAGE) unsubscribes from ALL my lists, even the other business (except there I do so in a different manner, hehe). 

Because if doing pushups and your insistence on them being the best darn exercises enough pisses folks enough to troll you or send drunken remarkes, guess what. 

You're doing it right. 

When you tell the "weight rules" bozos that squat over 300, but can't do 15 Hindu squats without not being able to walk for days, or get into a special squat position yours truly has made WORLD Famous ... well, they get pissed. 

Because they know what you're saying is RIGHT. Hehe. 

And when you tell the duffers that wanna do pull-ups but cant, well, same thing. 

Case in point what a former friend sent me about pull-ups. HIs drunken rants weren't so much drunken as IRRITATED. 

BEcause what I said - HIT THE SPOT. 

Hehe. 

And I've never shied away from bringing it up ever since. 

Same person bitched up a storm when I wrote about China and it's military aggression against India. 

How dare I say anything about his China. HEhe. And he ain't Chinese! 

A person on LinkedIN said it the best when he said these dancing monkeys have pained themselves into a corner where they literally HAVE no place to go other than China, and so even if someone else talks about the country and NOT them in any way shape or form they feel compelled to jump in to pseudo-jingoistically defend both their and their adopted country's non existent honor. 

Sad, but true. Especially when NO-ONE needs to be without options, least of all not being able to return home. 

Unless it's Bozo Glyn on the lam from cops for running into a brick wall or what not when driving stone cold DRUNK. 

So he says (brick wall). 

Judging by how SCARED he is to bring that topic up, I'm not so sure it wasn't more. I dont know, of course. But ... 

Anyway, enough on the Bozo. Ugh. 

To get the BEST in fitness go right HERE. 

And get started rightaway!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

I saw a post from Chloe, that lady I once brought up here on my LinkedIn (I should say “Shinked-In”, hehe) which said something to the effect of “boss logic being his opinion is right, and yours is wrong”.

Now, I’ve dealt with this sort of rubbish a LOT back when I worked a full time job, most notably with THAT job where after the initiual euphoria of sales galore for the boss wore off (although I dont know – it wouldn’t have for me! Big mistake!) he kept “disagreeing with me”.

Which was a pity, because ... that relationship could really have gone places and in his heart of hearts he knows it, though in public I’m sure he’ll turn it around on yours truly and say “it’s your fault”.

Which he DID do during round #2 of my employment there for a bozo like issue which was really not why he was pissed.

He was pissed because I didnt follow “authority” yet got result doing it MY WAY.

So second time

HA! He thought.

This guy NEEDS a job (to be honest, big fucking mistake rejoining, and it was NOT just my decision, but ah, more on that later!) ... lets screw him over and do what we COULD NOT the last time (because last time yours truly was a SINGLE free bird, hehe).

Lots of my problems started not just at home whem I was young (well, they did, but thats a different tale).

They started after making a decision which I recommend MOST men against NOW.

Getting MARRIED.

Live in. Relationship. Girlfriend. One night or ten night stands. And so forth.

But marriage?

Stay away if you want your T-levels to stay where they are, real man T levels – and especially FIRST marriages.

For some reason, a lot of us do better with the THIRD marriage. Perhaps the age difference and the man’s financial status by then has a lot to do with it.

HA!

Anyway, where was I.

Yah.

The logic shogic.

He went off on a rant about how I should be reporting to person number this and that (who didnt know his ass from a hole in the ground to be honest – I mean thats why I did NOT report to him the first time around and even the second time, the boss made the decisions anyway, but anyway – politics. UGH. I hate it. And will not put up with it!).

No matter what.

But point was, his silly logic.

“I’m right, and you’re wrong”.

And I get this so often from people (or should I say “I USED to get it so often”) that I used to get into arguments with them.

Now, for the most part I just laugh at them.

“Ok, I’m the bozo” I tell them.

This seems to please them no end, and end of silly, meaningless, pointless argument anyway.

(for those of you guys getting in arguments with wives etc - tell them this, and watch them literally hit the ceiling. LOL.) 

I have not advised Chloe to do that – maybe I will. Hehe.

Maybe she’ll actually LISTEN for a change.

But either way, I get the same STUPID arguments from the weightliftters and booby pounders (lifters).

Builders, sorry.

But they probably lift and pound ‘em too, hehe. For them that might just be a workout!

Not to mention lifting their own usually ponderous bellies and man boobies. ...

Why are weights better?

“They just are!”

Why are bodyweight exercises useless?

“They dont build any strength! “Everyone”knows bodyweight stuff is just good for endurance!”

Proof please?

“How dare you ask the obvious!”

Proof to the contrary, please!

“Oh, just go away! We all know!”

And it’s that cacous IMPOTENCY which used to irritate me before, but now makes me laugh if you get my drift.

My advice to anyone on this list dealing with such rubbish.

IGNORE.

Big time.

And just say what I did, and watch ‘em SMOULDER in annoyance. Hehe.

Anyway, all of this wouldn’t be complete without my “righteous” plug, hehe. Another one of those Settle terms I so love!

HERE is where you can grab the best damned fitness system ever – the 0 Excuses Fitness System.

Don’t attempt to convince the BOZOS about it’s efficacy or those that complain it’s too expensive hehe.

They already KNOW it!

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Pick up our compilation on pull-ups, one of the best exercises EVER right HERE.

George Bush II and his Presidency aren’t anything I’d writ ehome about.

Bush isn’t on the list of people (a very short list though!) I admire, and wish to emulate (or should I say those people that have traits I’d wish to emulate myself).

But I’ll always remember the “mano a mano incident” when young Bush (at the age of 40, hehe, if I’ve got it right, but perhaps I’m wrong!) showed up drunk one night to the home ranch, and when his dad asked him about why he ran over the neighbor’s trash, the challenge was issued.

“You wanna go MANO-a-MANO right here?”

Now, I dont mean to say that physical violence solves all. FAR FROM IT!

But, what Bush said and did was REAL.

You know, the way in which it was done, and the way “it came out!”

Bush was nothing if not a colorful character (a term my mother loves to use).

Albeit in a mournful manner, as if it was something “bad” ...

Sports cars, heavy drinking, drug usage, lots of women ...

Hmm ....

Sans the drugs and sports car (some of the ones I’ve driven have been anything but sporty) yours truly comes to mind. Though I’d probably outdo Mr Mano a Mano in the girl count, but who knows!

I never counted, hehe.

But anyway, growing up, there was this Indian actor my mother often took a “liking to” in a strange sort of manner, apparently because his “mustache was manly”.

I was at the age where macho men should appeal to me the most, but for some reason this dude?

He seemed cool, but that was about it. The mustache certainly didnt seem “manly” or what not to me.

No accounting for taste eh.

And a comment, which according to my father, she will “never live down”.

Heh.

But anyway, point of this?

Is that colorful characters in my family have always been people that are “secretly” watched.

Trolled.

“Whats he up to!”

“How much money does he have!” (this ONE question burns in my Mom’s mind so much so that it creates all the other friction, hehe). Only she can’t ask outright. Gone are the days when yours truly “not truly in the know” would tell her what they paid me at the job-shob ... so far gone I dont even care to remember!

(A certain girl Sophia went so far as to ask me this the FIRST time we met. But at least she made it interesting. Nothing if not interesting and colorful are most Chinese gals I've met, hehe, so FAR away from "plain and staid" that I cannot even begin to tell you, but back to it..) 

Control is what it’s all about.

And yours truly “bad boy” and “Colorful” has NEVER been one to be controlled.

At least for the long term.

That bird ultimately and usually gets back to doing what it does best.

FLY, FLY, FLY! 

And as I had a dream of me last night (curiously enough) doing just that, fly, I’ll write about it now!

But anyway, those bad boys are also the same people women secretly LOVE – and men “aspire” to follow many of their traits as well.

Let’s face it. We all do!

But you wouldn’t want him dating ... or marrying your daughter, or sister. Would you?

(So said a nutty feminist once. "Rahul, you'd make a great party guy, but I wouldn't introduce you to my friend that wants to get married!"

Hey. We were discussing GOOSE and GANDER. Not marriage. Not relationships! 

My response? 

Hun I never ASKED to be introduced. 

Not like I got a shortage of girls around me anyway. 

Perhaps thats why she said it anyway. )

LOL.

I dont know.

I wouldn’t care so long as he had a good heart.

But thats me!

Anyway, colorful lives and bad boys aside, thats what I love so much about my fitness system bro.

They make you feel not just like a BADASS.

But FREE Too.

Free like the bird you were MEANT TO BE.

Free from all the BS.

Free from unwanted WEIGHT!

Free from ... health issues, and poor energy levels and so forth.

From “Dud at pull-ups” to verifiable STUD, and then SUPER STUD and beyond.

(Papa the Pull-up Champ!)

ditto for handstand pushups ...

(Mr Handstand pushup).

Or, simply getting in the best shape of your life.

(Advanced Hill Training, 0 Excuses Fitness, and HILL climbs. - - “You look like a movie star!”)

And so forth.

I dont know about “Jim Shim”, but can he – or they give you a single benefit that compares?

If there is, I haven’t seen it as yet.

And no, I won’t go (or ask to go) mano a mano with you if you tell me, hehe. Trust me. I’m not that wild anymore – well, not most of the time!

I am deep down inside though.

As an aside, and on a funny note, even when I do NOT say that, and merely say things to defend myself when people try (emphasis on “try”) to attack me, then said people feel threatened.

Absolutely hilarious if you think about it.

Anyway, I’m back to lollygagging around and doing not much of anything since my computer finally quit throwing several hissies. Gazdooks!

And you, my friend, in the meantime, be sure to pick up some products right HERE.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

in the entire Bozo Schofield sage, I’ve omitted to mention one thing.

That Charles, the “former” (I assume??) friend who never bothered tot ell me about his antics when he first came to know of them “yeah he sent me a few” was his response when quizzed on it (I didnt push it though ... but ... HA! That elephant like memory ...) and Bozo Schofield don’t exactly have the best of history.

Both of them have had so many falling outs that I could write a BOOK about it, and they probably STILL do.

In fact, a group someone invited me to a while back showed precisely that – Charles laying into the Bozo, which to be honest he has every right to do after the way the Bozo screwed him over and treated him.

Believe me, Charles treated him like a brother, or better.

What did he get in response?

Shit. Backstabbing. Thievery. And more ...

Anyway, The bozo has his own tales on that (all made up obviously).

And if there is one thing they “sort of unite on”, from what I can tell.

“How dare Rahul write what he does about pull-ups”.

“How dare Rahul post articles that criticize the PRC”

How dare Rahul does ... but you get the picture.

Much like the good ole Trumpinator, yours truly is a man that people either love and will die for (figuratively, so please, before the brickbats show up!) or HATE with a passion and will kill if they had half a fucking and fighting chance.

Right (that last part).

And BRING IT, BOYO!

(for those people).

But anyway, same thing with my wife and mom and the eternal drama.

Every problem they have between them is miraculously all “solved” within the space of a nanosecond or less when yours truly “wild” shows up between them (IF he does, and if he has the misfortune of doing so).

Hey, what can I say. The common enemy. LOL.

Your enemy’s enemy is my friend, even if thats friend “until the enemy disappears”.

And last I heard, the enemity is still very much there despite the claims to the contrary.

How dare I. I know.

How dare I even think that.

I know.

How dare I even breathe, these people would love to tell me, so much do they hate my guts.

But guess what, boyo.

Thats how I’ve been .

Thats how I always will be, and intend to be.

Thats also how I advise YOU to be.

As Marc, the African Silverback Gorilla once told me.

“At least with you I knew where I stand! There is no bullshitting!”

And he was RIGHT.

What you SEE is what you GET with me.

I don’t play games, backstab, run around the proverbial Mulberry bushes, even when “spode” is after me, hehe.

Well, I’ve been known to do it often with a dame in hand. Hehe.

But other than that, back to it.

What you see is what you get.

Brutal, wild, HONEST to a T, and saying like it IS.

And that is how I will be until the day I pass on, brah.

And after I do, the products will remain.

And THEY Will be the same.

THEY will remind you of a man who once “was on this planet” and pioneered certain training methods that the ROW is only waking up to NOW at the time of writing this.

A long haired brutish “ladies man” (yes, they seem to love bad boys, LOL) who “just does it”.

Does what he WANTS.

And so should life be lived, bro.

Anyway, point of this?

You either love my fitness programs, or you dont.

And I’m equally adamant in telling you that there are NO refunds of any nature offered, that the programs are TOUGH and demanding (but they WORK) – that there is NO CODDLING of any nature, no “warming up”, NO Mama’s Boy bullshit, no “Mamsy Pamsy” whining, groaning pissing, moaning, and no Bozo like excuses about walking for miles at 3 am supposedly and still having the “ginormous” Belly of Buddha, man tits and more.

Walking my ass.

In his dreams.

Anyway, thats it from the man people love to LOVE – or HATE.

Hehe.

Back soon!!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – If you’re wondering WHY Gorilla Grip is the book that arouses the most rage and passion in my supporters and haters, worry no more. The reason is explained right above, hehe. And grab the book while you’re at it – best ever!

Without knowing it, I rectified one of the KEY mistakes I made with regard to all my businesses for many years.

By no means was this a deal breaker.

I made sales. Continued to put out products, books, courses, and what not.

Continued to get trolled by Bozo Scho-Fo “the rotund one” for one, hehe.

But point is ... that one thing?

I remember talking to a friend of mine Dwayne once about something, and as always, this man gave me some SOLID advice.

He talks a lot when we do talk, and I listen to it all.

(Thats one of the things I really hate about “conversations” in general, and people that say they want to listen, talk etc - - but then end up saying that “too many audio messages” - - when you’ve only sent one in about 6 months or so!).

Believe me, yours truly is a true caveman in that regard, and I prefer to do everything in WRITING.

Thats how I run my life, and business etc (and thats why as my lovely wife says, I’m so hard to “live with”).

Hehe. She is probably right in her own way!

She always is, isn’t she.

LOL Again.

That ole thing of keeping your balls ... ah, but I won’t go there!!

But anyway, Bobbitting or assumed Bobbiting aside ..where was I?

Ah yes.

Charles for one (the friend) who is the “mutual friend” (not sure about now) for both Bozo Schofield and myself knew about the trolling before I did it.

Never told me.

And claims “it doesnt matter”.

Maybe to him it doesnt.

But what matters to me ain’t that

I could care less about that ... what I DO care about is two things.

One, if it’s racist, and he isn’t (which he isn’t, really) - - then continuing to encourage that racism from (admittedly, as he said) “a known lunatic” ?

Not on, friend.

And two, and more pertinently here, he never really bothered to listen to any of the audios I sent him – which was only when we DID talk, which wasnt a lot ...

Apparently he “got too may”.

But apparently Bozo Schofield’s insane rants (his own words, not mine) and 200 plus audios and inane chattering in WeShat groups was easier than listening to someone who says it like it is about issues that MATTER as opposed to which kid didnt learn ABC well enough today and so forth ...

Anyway ...

Dwayne said the following.

“Email something DAILY. Even if you’re not in the mood, just do it”.

And being he was talking about something else actually, this just came up.

But it was one of those hidden gems that I’m not sure if even he remembers telling me, and from a man thats failed way more than he’s succeeded, and from a man that KNOWS a thing or two about TRUE success, and a man that is NOW living life on his OWN terms (and he should!) ... well, that was a sage comment.

I knew it all along.

But for some reason I slacked off “sometimes”.

And this happened over the years.

I dont know which famous person it was that put a cross on the calendar every time he got his “joke of the day” written out.

Perhaps a comedian?

I am not sure. I cannot remember.

But those strings of X’s added up, and he said he’d never stop experiencing success so long as he didnt break the chain.

In 2020, for whatever reason, I didnt just do THAT.

I did about five times more, hence the “success”, “trolling”, and the GROWTH in the biz.

Which was there before too, but the more you do the right things, the more you grow!

And no, if Bozo Schofield is reading this, I dont mean that sort of growth either, LOL.

Now, here is the point.

A very lengthy one you might say .... and so be it.

But what if you “can’t write” one day or “just have nothing to write about” despite being a prolific writer otherwise.

Yes, I’ve had it happen too!

Even me.

And the key is to realize you ALWAYS have something to share.

You ALWAYS have something you CAN do.

And yo ujust gotta do it!

Believe me, it’s as simple as that.

This afternoon, I was shooting emails back and forth with a customer Charles, and I was in a relaxed mood. I hadn’t done any of my daily emails etc.

Wasn’t sure what to write.

Then the brain kicked in.

“Get to work, boyo!”

And I did.

And hence this email. And all the others!

And momentum wise, the five or so you get daily from me despite the promise of ONE.

UNDER promising and over delivering is what has got me to where I’m at today – both in life – and business.

And fitness.

Just start, bro.

Dont feel like the pull-ups today?

Ok.

Great.

Do ONE.

Or ONE SET.

Then you’re done for the day. We will “do it again tomorrow”.

....

Done now?

Feel the blood flowing, the heart pumping?

OK, why not one handstand.

Just one. Not even a press up. You can do that! 

.....

Done?

And at the end of the day, I bet you’ll have done MORE than what you intended to do, if you keep going this way!

And that my friend is what it’s about.

Momemtum builds upon the same. Laziness does too.

Success. Failure. All does.

Birds of a feather not only STICK together, but FLOCK together. So does misery. And happiness.

You get the point.

Now .... get to work fitness wise.

And – just do it!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Pick up the latest compilation I just put out – long and much awaited – the compilation on SHOULDERS – Barnstormer Shoulders! This course is truly IT, my brother. You WILL build them barndoor lats, BARN STORMING shoulders, core of steel, grip of iron, and MUCH MORE!

In middle school, yours truly was getting the heck pounded out of him.

Nothing unusual for a kid who (while admittedly on the smaller side) (and who had his confidence shattered growing up by Mama in every which way – to an extent my father too, but mostly Mama) got it a lot at school.

“Because he didnt accept his place”.

Which, as “they” thought was to buckle down and take it.

Anyway, so fat boy was in front of me. On top of me. And everything else. Hehe.

And as I was getting the pulp squeezed out of me, I did it.

I put the GRIP on him.

The GORILLA GRIP.

Around his neck.

Instantly, he let go.

Went crying to Daddy (his own) who then showed up at school and “complained”.

The result?

Some dumb ass note in an “almanac of sorts”, and an invitation for yours trulys Dad who “menacingly” told him “I dont like going to schools too often!” (like he was the Grim Reaper or something. HA! If only I could tell you the tales of what MEN outside the HOUSE did to him when he talked tall tales and his utter shit) to paddle the heck out of me.

“You should be beaten by the police!” went Daddy dearest. 

(Curiously enough the guys who beat on me were "alright". They didnt deserve that!) 

Hmmm.

I’ll leave that one up int he air.

But it did cause two things to happen.

One, the wound festered, and today there is not ONE book on grip out there – but three. Hehe. Four if you include the compilation.

All DOES happen for a good cause, even the tennis player who knew my right hands was injured and yet gave the gorilla grip to a 17 year less than half his size.

Hehe.

I wonder what woul dhappen now (and trust me, I ain’t a big dude even now)

And two?

Dude let go.

And still likely carries the scars on his mind, and his neck ...

Point of all this being – attack, my friend, has always been the BEST form of defense for a reason.

President Trump is a huge advocate of this – and so is yours truly.

I’ve always BEEN A huge advocate of this.

And it doesn’t necessarily mean an all out frontal assault. 

Sometimes, the knives that cut the deepest take a while to do so in ALL Regards, and they dont necessarily do so upfront either ...

But you attack – in whichever way is convenient and suitable at the time.

Because, my friend, the fact begets.

ATTACK truly IS the best form of defense bro.

And in terms of fitness, I’m here to tell you that the DIRECT method works the BEST.

The direct method is ATTACK the problem – while keeping your mouth shut.

(unless you want a host of Bozos passing inane comments).

Do the thing.

GET to a point where you can tell ‘em to sod off, and rightfully so.

And then you’ll truly understand two more things.

A) revenge is a dish best served COLD and b) Revenge matters NOT in life. In fact, it’s best if you “let it go” to whatever extent possible, but if possible, fully.

All of this, of course made a great bedtime story for my kid every time sh easks.

And no, I ain’t gonna paddle her for putting grips or anythign on anyone if that person deserves it.

A quick read through of Kiddie Fitness for one will show you that I’ve been encouraging it ever since I remember. Since age three, actually, when dude whacked her one, and I’m glad to report with me behind her, she whacked him – BACK – HARDER.

Thats how to do it, bro.

Hit ‘em hard – hit ‘em heavy – hit ‘em where it hurts.

And remember that attack is always the best form of defense.

Glyn the Bozo Schofield on public welfare in the UK and running around being a monkey or lap dog teaching ABC to kids who could care less (honestly, calling ESL teaching is doing REAL teachers which they all claim they are, of course and REAL teaching a mammoth and massive DISSERVICE) claims the following.

On my book on pushups.

“Really? A book on pishups and thats that?”

Lets see the Bozo DO the thing.

(Edit - and a customer from, oddly enough the UK, was RIGHT in asking him publicly how many books he'd written. A sum total of ZERO) 

(I swear - it's committed people like HIM that make all the difference and make all this WORTH IT! True WARRIORS!) 

Ditto for his other inane and admittedly hilarious comments which I want more of on Amazon. LOL. But he seems not to want to oblige this time around.

LOL Again.

Or any of the other jackasses who claim “it’s about the mind and why I’m doing pull-ups out there”,

Idiots incarnate the lot of ‘em.

Lets see ‘em do it.

And that, my friend is what matters.

The satisfaction - - not the “revenge”, hehe.

I’m out. 

And I’ll be back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – One of the most and most immensely satisfying experiences I’ve had that neither one of the nuts mentioned above and a lot of GOOD people reading this will never have – that being to pop off sets of 10 perfect pull-ups willy nilly, helter skelter almost in my sleep. Ditto for handstand pushups,and the rest.

Wanna get there?

Then do the thing, bro. And do the thing.

And you will!

It’s as simple as it gets.

Really, and again. Just friggin DO IT.

PS #2 - I don't generally edit posts, but the exact comment was "You should be beaten with an iron rod by the police". Of course, made by the same person who later exhorted a moron who taught "Clay Modeling" or some such thing and apparently was pissed off I didnt attend his nigh on higly BORING class (that was the only "crime" - as opposed to certain other kiddos who put clay on the picture he had hanging there - right on his nose, LOL) ... no prizes for guessingwho. LOL. 

Sometimes I can't figure out whether to shake my head - - or laugh - - or both. PErhaps thats what I'll do, both! HA!

As I hit the big 4, I BE thinking.

I’ve been thinking.

And one of the things that came to mind was an old song, oddly enough one from 1995 I believe. Real old ...

Anyway, in 2003, when yours truly was planning on going to China, he received many a “dont do it”, and “stick to a bozo job” and “its unknown” nutty remarks.

Discouraging and disparaging to the extreme, not to mention demotivating and depressing.

So much so that I ignored the initial email from my boss then asking me to show up there.

I just didnt reply either way.

And I remember the ominous warning from dad.

“You can’t be running around vague places at this stage of your career!”

And oddly enough, that was when I had had enough of living in India, albeit for six months and thats all.

I accepted the offer the second time my boss emailed me.

Only mistake I made was not asking for more money, which at that point I would have gotten.

Of course, how dare I. Hehe.

If only .. !

But thats OK, my friend. I’d rather learn from the School of Hard knocks than the school of “Thee Coddled”, so to speak.

And running around vague places provedt o be a decision I’ll never regret.

Not to mention China isn’t exactly vague ...

OPEN mind, is what my parents and people in general do NOT have.

But anyway ...

Running around there got me in the best shape of my life.

I made, and continue to make the MOST money I ever have there.

(And even 0 Excuses Fitness STARTED there, which really got the ball rolling after the initial “Fast and Furious Fitness” book).

I worked two or so jobs there, and a few in between, and none of them were the Bozo Shozo like UTTER CRAP jobs I was pushed into elsewhere, but LEFT.

And so forth.

Point of all this .. .keep an open mind my friend.

What you don’t know is not necessarily bad or evil.

And thats a short blurb on that one.

On another note, be sure and avail of the special sale we’ve got going on at 0 Excuses Fitness.

Remember the coupon code too ...

THEBIG40  (and ONLY valid until the  6th, if even then. Knowing my mercurial self I might pull it sooner ...) 

And I’ll see you aboard!

40 and counting, hehe. To more!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Ps – Here again is that coupon code THEBIG40. Hurry, because it ain’t gonna last forever (the discount).

Or “Pooja Madam” as some call her.

An insanely annoying and aggravating lady, but then again, India tends to be that way too on a LOT of things, most actually.

For one, you can’t walk into ...

Ah, but wait.

This is a “story” from the past (and probably still happens now today as well).

India for whatever reason is a country that despite having a billion plus people doesn’t have a Walmart, or local equivalent, or even a little bitty “7 – 11” or “Mei Yi Jia” as China does (and I love it! Best guys ever, and they deliver everything to your doorstep with a HUGE SMILE! Commie dictatorships DO have a lot of benefits it seems, hehe) where you can buy ESSENTIALS.

Like you know, beer, water etc.

Stuff that you and I wouldn’t think TWICE about buying (i.e. in the “where can I buy it from”).

Walk down the street and get it, or if you’re in china, get it delivered if you can speak the local lingo which I can. And if you can’t, use WeShat translation, hehe, which has improved a lot from when the nuts first put it out.

But India?

Even getting liqor in most parts of the country that I’ve been to is a chore, let alone “easy or accessible”.

At least that is the story with the crappy religion obsessed, honor killing, uber “pseudo” macho, big bellied chest thumping jingoistic Northern part of the country which yours truly has had the misfortune of being in the most (when he’s there).

I’ve heard the South is an entirely different beast altogether ... like a different country almost.

And being even the Chinese love South India, there must be something to it. 

Hey, the Chinese hate everyone and everything that isn’t Han Chinese, and the “dark skin” found in South India?

You wouldn’t want to hear what they actually think and say about it!

But business wise, the Chinese are smart.

Money is ALL.

And when money is at stake, they’ll do business in Africa as well and won’t utter a word. In fact, they’ll be so friendly to you that you’ll never realize the snake is there – waiting to STRIKE.

China, you beauty!

And the admittedly beautiful GIRLS, hehe.

But anyway ...

Back to Pooja.

So India doesnt have those stores we are all used to. Buying vegetables and such is done like in the 1940’s – wet market style, or you have “local vegetable sellers” that show up at your doorstep at all hours until night (which of course is when most people come back from work and shop but of course, they’re all gone then!) - badger you into buying insanely over priced and usually STALE veggies and fruits etc ... and haggle, hassle, and PESTER you until the cows come home.

Not to mention the amount they YELL.

Yelling seems to be a national pastime in India. Like a banshee, like my Dad prefers. I dont know why ... but these vegetable sellers literally yell and holler all day long, and it’s accepted. 

Peace and quiet anyone?

Ah, but I know.

How dare I say anything!

In China, if I point out something bad – how dare I. Hehe.

But China’s admittedly a LOT, LOT, LOT easier to live in than India. I gotta say it, and I have.

Anyway ... marketing lesson you ask?

Well, she shows up ALWAYS.

Sure, she sells stuff at an even more overpriced rate than most others. She’s pushy, bossy, and even the WOMEN who she sells to don’t like her, and call her names you wouldn’t want me to mention here.

And the quality is crappy.

But she does ONE thing right.

She SHOWS up.

Shes always YELLING.

She’s always “there” for the most part.

And therefore, brings to mind the maxim.

“Out of sight, out of mind” ...

And that, my friend, is how she keeps making sales (last I knew her at least).

“knew” as in,w ell, saw her ...

Now, am I saying your product should be shitty or overpriced or what not?

Nope.

But the point is, keep on showing up, and you’ll ultimately get to wher eyou wanna be.

SHOWING up is more than half the battle won in my opinion.

Same thing for fitness, bro.

Keep ON showing UP.

Keep on DOING the thing.

Believe me, thats the single most important thing (along with consistency) that most miss in terms of life, busines, and yes, fitness as well.

Once a while ain’t gonna work if you wanna get goo d at pull-ups for one.

You crank – daily. Multiple times a day.

You don’t go for broke all the time.

But you keep showing up, keep on (like Stallone said recently in the “40 years of Rocky” biopic) “buying that lottery ticket”.

Because one day, you neber know my friend.

You truly never know!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Pick up Gumption Galore here.

PS #2 – Pooja’s hardly the epitome of fitness, but she does WALK a hell of a lot, which is probably why she’s not insanely fat like some of the nutzos that sit on a couch and do nothing but guzzle bucketloads of beer and complain about pull-ups and how I do “nothing but say just do it”. Walking, my friend is one of the thing I talk about in detail in 0 Excuses Fitness and Advanced Hill training.

Grab both now, and make sure to get the COMPILATION on pull-ups too!

I’m sitting here butt naked after a shower.

Well, not really – I have a towel on. But in the freezing cold of WINTER here, consider this a test for myself. How fast I can deliver THIS dose of motivation before my fingers go numb, hehe.

But anyway ... I wouldn’t recommend you do this at home!

Especially if not if the Mrs, Kids etc are around. Yours truly lives alone and is alone even when not alone, so ...

Anyway, I’ll never forget what a friend of mine once told me when I “cried on his shoulder a bit” or attempted to wayyyy back in the day during a tough phase.

Come to the Us, he kept telling me.

“Um, but i like China”, I kept saying.

He runs a convenience store. Two or three, I believe, and help while never easy to find was hard as heck those days (and even harder NOW, hehe).

His entire argument boiled down to one thing outwardly.

“you’ll make a lot of money!”

But he never told me how much.

Never offered me a formal job.

Just “your own risk”.

Much like I do in china.

So much for “friendship”!

And of course, yours truly doesnt work jobs. Certainly not ones as aggravating as convenience store checkouts (nothing against the fine folks that do , but I ain’t one of them).

At that point I was going through a tough phase. One of many.

And he kept giving me the “But it’s better than what you have now” spiel.

(and why wouldn't he. Though he claimed up and down "it wasn't for his benefit", the fact was that someone like me, wayyyy over qualified for the position and yet with a "noose around my neck" (or so he thought!) would be a great thing for him!) 

I stuck to my guns. Didnt do it. Truth be told, he wasnt th eonly one that gave me this spiel either!

I told you about my Mom and that job even further back in the day that once wanted me to accept a pay cut.

Or was fishing to see if I took it ... 

Mommy wanted me to with much the same logic.

I didnt, of course.

“It’s better than what you have now!”

Um....

After quitting that job, I went to three interviews, and got hired by all three.

Two were night shifts, both with far higher pay packages than at the last job.

And the third ... well, it was THAT JOB!

And if I had listened to my mother, which I wouldn’t have, I’d probably never have written the 10 Commandments of Successful Sales.

And a slide down a very slippery slope indeed would have begun!

Napoleon Hill said it it the best in Think and Grow Rich, and so did Dr. Maltz in Pyscho Cybernetics, two books I highly recommend all of you to read.

(I dont care if you want to become rich or not)

One being Hill when he said “you’d be surprised at the sort of crap a man gets offered for jobs when he’s desperate!”

“Give that man a change of clothes and some money though – and voila. Instant change!”

He goes on to state that women don’t suffer from the same money complexes and pressure in general, because ... well, because of how Nature intended men and women to be !

(All paraphrased as usual, but thats the gist).

And he is right.

My wife once told me I was the sort of person that when I got in ANY sort of fix (not necessarily financial) I did what I had to do to get out.

And then went back to my merry ole ways anyway.

She was right.

She IS RIGHT.

How dare I say otherwise! Hehe. 

And last, but not least, Maltz in Psycho Cybernetics.

If you’re the only person cheering for you in the bleachers – but no-one else is ... well, that what counts!

Other hand, if thousands root for you, but if you yourself don’t – guess what.

No use, mi amigo.

YOUR FAITH is what counts – and delivers results.

As it has all my life and continues to.

Alright, my time’s up. Hehe. I’m not freezing though. It’s been 8 minutes.

682 words and counting.

Back soon!

Best

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Pick up more motivation here – Gumption Galore. I might just put out another Volume on this!