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At the outset, if a certain Charles Mitchell is reading this, or if a certain Rahul Mookerjee might be eagerly gobbling it up ... hehe. 

It ain't aimed - or written to Tom Tom either one. 

Its a general statement (though I do love throwing folks curveballs as well, and seeing how many get back and with what). 

Truly Charles you sometimes feel like the Universe talking to me!

I say that not facetiously either. 

But anyway, cops - and business owners. 

The Tom Tommers and Liberals give them a a bad rap. 

Too violent, they whine.

They dont care about our rights, they whine. 

And of course, the richer you get, the more you succeed the more you get trolled. 

"How dare he have so much money!" they think "while we starve "(because they're lazy asses to be honest).

OR just plain dumb and aint bothered to improve. 

Let me be honest, EVERYONE is born with the kind of mental capacity needed to make you a success - unless you have some serious mental flaws, and even if you do. 

Hell, look at Churchill, Trump, Hitler, all these folks. 

Obviously I ain't comparing the first two to the last. 

Look at the Bozo, the most successful "in basement troll sticky fingered up where God knows)" if you want an example "closer to home" (poor Brum).

He's even such a successful scammer (the Bozo) that the scammed although they hate him, still feel sorry for him, and of course, he uses that to wheedle more dough of them. 

He does play the "poor old boy" routine very well, and the Bozos globally fall for it. 

He truly is the "Head Bozo", in more ways than one if you get my drift. 

But anyway ... 

Cops deal with people daily, friend. 

They know what people think - and what people DO, not just say they do!

They see the nitty gritties daily. 

They're out there - while we're sitting here behind our computers or what not.... Or Tee Vee, or, I Dont know, putting up with wives or what not. 

But theyre out there. 

They deal with all sorts of people. 

An experienced cop can, just like I can (no I've never been a cop!) "judge" a person very accurately by gut alone. 

Trust me on this one. 

Thats why I keep saying if people would just let cops do their thing - they'd not only be a lot safer, but the cops would be a lot more appreciative!

but of course, liberals. 

True, there's some bad apples - but I'm talking in general. 

And same thing for business people - exactly the same. 

I dont care if you're a one man show making moolah from a darkened bedroom, friend. 

If it's a real business, you're dealing with the real world. 

With people of varying natures and businesses DAILY. 

Yo uhave your finger RIGHT ON THE PULSE of people (if you're making money - which you should be - if you're not, you're getting it wrong somewhere). 

Same thing for martial artists, wrestler's and so called "jocks". 

Just the physical, the Tom Tom's whine. 

Huh? 

Lets see YOU, my friend (I'm talking to the Tom Tom here) learn even the basics of boxing without collapsing. 

Hell, just the footwork, no heavy bag, no pushups ... 

More than the physical, lets see you get the MENTAL down pat first. 

The more brutal the sport, the more cerebral it often is. 

Boxing and Wrestling are too "2" hehe prime examples of this!

And perhaps thats why all my courses are modeled on what people do to get themselves "combat ready" - either in sports - or real life. 

True, sport specific training and all that. 

But you dont got to be a boxer, for instance, to reap manifold benefits from Jump Rope Mania - both MENTAL and physical. 

Neither do you got to be a wrassler to benefit immensely from the 0 Excuses Fitness System. 

And if there's one I could choose? 

Tough choice!

But Id go with wrestling, if just because it builds a solid base for everything else. 

Boxing does too, but not like wrestling.... 

You "in the know" know this. 

But anyway, enough said... 

Had to get that off my chest - now I have.

Out for now!

Back soon. 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

Or, I could say, the hidden side of self-help - but a very necessary dark side indeed that nobody out there is willing to bring to you - except me. 

And I wouldn't say it, but several of the whiny form entries I'm getting on the coaching page ... well, let me just say a lot of those have prompted me to say what I am now!

In short - my friend - if you're aiming at something - if you're frustrated - if you're not getting where you wanna be - and so forth - and the thing that "gets you the most" is "no-one notices or no-one cares", well, then I've already told you about the values and virtues of vision, persistence, gumpton, sales and marketing and so forth ... 

... but what I didnt tell you is this, my friend. 

No-one freaking cares. 

Get used to it. 

It's a fact of life. 

It's how humans are wired. 

And it's especially applicable (me saying this these days) as its something the veritable barrage of mostly armchair self help gurus wil NEVER tell you. 

They'll post glitzy photos of themselves showing plenty of skin, usually tanned bronze like they were yoga contestants, hehe, or on some movie inspired vacation with their best make up on saying ... " do it on your own time!"

To the hustlers that contact them after hours, they'll whine about "family is most important", or "take time out for your mental health" and other such airy fairy feel good BS and garbage which has NO impact in the real world. 

Oddly enough, one of the people posting tripe such as this sleeps with her phone in hand when she's doing a new project!

The hypocrisy and foolishness, my friend, is beyond belief at times. 

I wont name her here. 

But it's just a case of getting more clicks for their own business etc is what these people are aiming at - not any real self help. If it was the latter, the focus would be on TALK - heavy talk - not all the garbage videos and pictures!

Not to mention, motivation works best when it comes from someone thats been in the trenches and shares their real story - the nitty gritties - the unsexy parts - and so forth - parts that I share, for instance, that most wouldn't dream of sharing on their sites to their lists etc. 

I do because ... its REAL LIFE!

Real success, my friend, involves something NO-ONE has ever wanted to talk about, even less so now. 

Plague or no plague, good economy or bad - there are two things constant - 

One, The GRIND as Mike Pompeo calls it in his new venture. 

You can call it the har dyards. 

the slog. 

Call it what you like, but ditching it in favor of airy fairy rubbish of "weekends are for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" aint gonna get you any closer to your goal - likely the opposite. Perhaps if you've already got to where you want to be, you can structure some flexibility into your routine ie. you own your biz, not the other way around so much, but before that - it'll always be a grind, and even after that if youw anna STAY on top! 

I cannot tell you the number of people that have risen - gotten complacent - and fallen again to greater depths. 

Yours truly very proudly ranks in that sort too! (at various points in my life thus far). 

But the grind, my friend is unavoidable, and the ONLY PATH to success. There is nothing else leading to lasting and long term success!

And two -no-one cares. 

Lets face it, friend. 

thats how we are wired as humans, to look for "whats in it for me". 

SO unless you MAKE your business, your life, whatever you do something that Impacts your target audience positively, guess what - your struggles or not, your up times, downtimes, no times, zero times, hehe - no-one CARES. 

That may sound especially galling to some reading this. 

"He's rubbing it in " they might say. 

Well. 

So am I, I suppose. But it needs to be!

EVERYONE is in it for themselves my friend. 

My old bosses - Uncle J and the lot. Yours truly. You. Me. Donald Trump. Ultimately, we're ALL wired to function that way!

And those that understand it quicker, the better off they are!

More - 

You talk about people not caring, eh. 

Well, it's well known that the Trumpinator for one picked up the plague from China in 2020. 

You know that. 

But did you know that while Trump was roundly ridiculed for doing the sensible thing i.e precautions but not succumbing to panic, that privately despite his campaign never saying it - he was actually in bad shape there for a while ?

He was truly havin trouble breathing etc. 

True, he pulled through. 

He's a fighter - always will be!

But not for once did he allow his focus to waiver from the goal i.e. the elections at hand. 

Till date, he hasn't pissed, whined, or moaned up a storm about this silly thing ... and neither should he! 

He understands one thing very well. 

"No-one cares!" 

Thats the sort of positive attitude YOU need my friend - when times are down - bleak - tough. 

THOSE are the guys that eventually make it through to solid greener pastures - and succeed!

Fitness wise, same thing - tough times? Pushups too tough? Feeling exhausted and run down? 

Often times, you have to just push through it!

Much like most of my other advice, this sort of thing ain't sexy - and no-one wants to hear it. 

They're rather the airy fairy garbage the self help clowns spout. 

Fitness wise, they'd rather the "easy make me feel good" fitness books. 

So be it. 

Yours truly - well, thats one reason as I've said before, hehe, that I'm not as rich as Jeff Bezos as yet, LOL. 

But seriously. 

I'll never stop giving it to yo ustraight. 

It's what I'm known for everywhere, and I dont plan on changing!

Alright, enough for now. 

Be sure and pre-order Lumberjack "Lodestone" fitness HERE. 

And I'll see you soon!

Best, 

Rahul Mokerjee

PS - Real world self help actionable tips and techniques HERE - Zero to HERO! - and here - Gumption Galore!

Because some things to me, bro, are "actually" worth more than $$.

Gasp.

I know.

The high ticked fitness books (someone recently told me "Im the most expensive out there!") seller saying that, and he continues to say it.

Especially to bogus fitness so called "experts" talking about feet on his site (Bozo Schofield would love it!) ... but anyway, we'll get to him later.

Actually, I got to him here BEFORE as well ..

But anyway, a couple of years ago, a guy bought 0 Excuses Fitness, and the book on reverse pushups "the best darn exercise ever" (check the testimonials for that, and you'll see just why I called it that - BEFORE - YEARS BEFORE the testimonial was sent my way and put on the site).

Truly "visionary"?

YES!

But anyway, much like I can predict what Bozos will do next, and the future in general through my dreams (would you believe it, the recent and idiotic Fotis Chat mess, and what I'm writing today - all via dreams!! The subconscious, my friend, is where it is at. IF you can use it!)

And no, copying me and just doing it wont work either in that regard. Way too many people try and fail.

Anyway, Tom tomming aside, he bought the books, and for some reason didnt get them through the system (we had a different book delivery system back then which I've since replaced with the ultra, mega reliable system I use NOW).

OK, no problem - he emailed me abou tit, I sent the books in.

They were priced at the time significantly LOWER than what they should have been and are now (I increased price immediately after what happened).

A week later, he got back saynig "he didnt like the books and wanted a refund and showed me some so called puffed and buffed fitness experts he liked more".

I didnt respond to him.

Sure enough, he filed a claim, or chargeback, or whatever it was with Paypal whining.

They didnt support his case, telling him "buyer regret is something we cannot support!"

Sage!

And the same thing, my friend, happened to an extent with Fotis Chat - the case I mentioned here.

It pissed me off big time because I helped the guy with a LOT of free advice - more than I should have!

The deal was I promote him once, and that would be that regardless of anything else.

But I tried to help him.

I gave him advice for free - very valuable advice he ignored.

(And he's still trying to steal customers off this list, despite filing a refund claim or some nonsens eon Paypal).

And yes, he was offered a rate WAY lower than I'd give most people, if at all, to be on a stellar list like this with QUALITY people.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if ... but anyway, price aside - here's what really pissed me off.

His dishonesty.

And he ain't the only one.

Bozo Schofield.

Then all the other serial refunders I keep referring to.

It's not so much the cash, its the way they stab you in the back and flat out lie, and I simply cannot take that.

Yes, my time would probably be better served just refunding Bozos who don't deserve it - but I wont do that, and never have.

'Tis a matter of principle to me.

I should have never promoted this clown I did - gut feeling told me not to, and I ignored it, and of course...!

Anyway ...mistake made, learnt, and we move on!

But a note to the "unknowing".

Paypal has as of late got a lot of flak for not supporting people, for deducting money willy nilly from people's accounts and so forth.

But my experience with them has always been different.

True, they're a pain in the ass to get a hold of sometimes.

But once you do get a hold to them, their general level of customer service is far better than you'd think - an actual HUMAN talking to you as opposed to a bot.

Of course, you have to be rational and logical and prove your case.

Which yours truly always does.

To me, it's about the principle, and nothing else!

And I dont just fight these Bozos on this site - I fight them on many others too!

Becaus ethats the right thing to do.

Anyway , that ends this "righteous" (or perhaps moralistic to an extreme, I dont know?) email from me ...

... but remember, do the right thing - truly so - by yourself for your fitness too by investing in the 0 Excuses Fitness System today.

it's truly the best ever!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Do the thing, and you shall have the power. (Emerson)

PS #2 - The guy mentioned above is a THIEF and a liar- unsuccessful at the first, but probably very much so at the second. Do what you will this advice, but it's true!

i.e as I said on the other site, I take back any and all recommendations I made for him and now do NOT recommend him, period. No matter how good or bad his book is! It ain't about that. It's about PRINCIPLE, not business, and I'm sure y'all agree!

(Social SheDia Edit - Some may dismiss this as overly moralistic prattling. So be it! The Smart ones know it's about being a success at life and business -i.e. do the right thing above all, friend!!)

Remember a certain Keith James who was jumping up and down about "Raul just wants 5 star reviews"?

(He forgot to mention that I don't own Amazon, and Amazon even allows trolls like Bozo Schofield that have not bought a single book to submit reviews)...

I'm hardly the person to talk to there, hehe, especially after he claimed his first two reviews were "deleted".

According to him "I dont look like I train".

Hmmm....!

Most of the trolling is because I DO look like I train.

And the big pictures will be there where they are, because guess what - YES, big guys CAN do pull-ups.

It's the phat phocks and idiots that cannot.

(or are too lazy too, therefore cannot).

(I did 'em when I was a fat phock, but I'm the exception to the rule for reasons mentioned before) (if YOU are - well, you wouldn't be complaining - if you are, hehe). (and if you are, write back and let m eknow!)

But anyway, I got some meats delivered recently from a store I dont quite like, but used because I had no choice.

Dude shows up.

"Sir, leave feedback", he goes.

Huh?

I was busy writing a tome, and ...

"On the app !! 5 stars!!"

I shook my head - in exasperation.

People just dont get it.

Cross my heart as my little one likes to say, but EVERYONE I've asked for reviews myself - the first thing I tell them is "I dont so much care if they're not 5 star reviews - I care if they're GENUINE reviews".

If they're 5 star, by all means thats great. We all want 'em!

But for me, it's about GENUINE feedback (and no, Bozo like trolling and whining and moaning doesn't count as genuine).

Lik eI said, and like I do, if you talk to me nicely and if it makes sense, I'll always listen.

But anyway, I gave him ZERO feedback - none at all.

I mean, I could have sent this the company's way, but they won't really care.

So I'm telling you ...

And personally, I'm the first to leave a great review for anything if the service was good if I "felt" it if you get my drift.

Yes, I know.

Not everyone is that way!

But I am - and if he just asks me to leave feedback , or had asked, I wouldnt care, and I'd DO It - now, in fact, instead of writing to you.

The fact he's asking me to leave FIVE star feedback is what pisses me off big time.

Why?

Thats the customer's prerogative, my friend.

Anyway ...

How this applies to you is this - LOTS Of you have gotten paperbacks delivered, and haven't left a review - as yet.

Lots of you have gotten the digital books - and have NOT left a review - as yet.

Therefore, please do so!

And thats the message for this one. BAck soon, perhaps with a tome, hehe.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - I (unfortunately) suspect the Tome will be required, but lets see!

Would you believe it if I told you that 0 Excuses Fitness - for one - and all the great courses we do - wasn't born out of years of "conscious" planning?

It might seem incredible, but neither this, nor any of my other ventures (especially not the other venture with 80 plus books - all fiction) were borne "out of conscious planning".

Would you believe it if I told you that one fine day or evening - in bonny China, I was sitting around thinking, and the idea to book the domain - came to me.

I was thinking of doing it HERE on this site - continuing what I started in 2010, and what kept going "stop start" ever since.

But I didnt - and the decision proved, as always to be the right one.

Our decisions that our gut makes on the spur of the moment are born out of CENTURIES of experience if you get my drift.

And years down the line as I sit here, booking MORE domains for all my businesses, I am struck with the truism and "right nature" of what I did that evening - for BOTH businesses (this and the other one).

More sites, more business, more options and so forth.

Anyway, Advanced Hill Training!

So, as I sit here sipping green tea, I'm thinking. Just how did it happen?

Well, I've mentioned the tale of Ann Lee, and how she introduced me to the hill.

I've mentioned how YEARS later, I noticed that weight was flying off me not per day, or per week - but per WORKOUT - and this with the crappiest diet/other schedules (sleep etc) you could imagine.

I was literally, my friend, at the age of 37 plus burning the candle at both ends!

Big time!

My friend from the Marines told me this when we met a couple of days ago.

"Rahul, I've been burning the candle at both ends! Can't keep doing this!"

And as I waited for another 2 AM trip back home, I agreed. Hehe.

We were literally and indeed "drinking it up" every night!

Anyway, I think that was the day when I was dong handstand pushups, and an annoying pink poodle chose that one day to lick me on the VERY tip of my nose, yapping away like those tiny little dawgs "rat dogs" they have in China do.

IT did its thing and ran away.

Of course, me, as I "came down" - it was a struggle not to break my chin!

And I did land with a nasty bump on the floor.

Not quite as nasty as the thumb injury I suffered earlier on that year when the thumb literally popped in and out of its joint . OUCH!  (when doing fingertip handstands in freezing cold and rain outside - that story I believe I've mentioned many a times!).

That was by far the most painful thing thats ever happened to me.

I was told to go to a doctor, let it rest, everything of that nature.

I Could barely grip!

And yet, the next day, I was back to doing pushups - fingertip ones at that.

Within a few days, and week at most (it was my birthday in a couple of days - there was no way I Wasn't getting a workout in, thumb or no thumb!) the injury that people told me would NEVER heal - that woul d"always pain in winter" - healed - and how.

Anyway ...

So that day, the chin was bleeding!

And it bled throughout my workout.

I thought of stopping.

I didnt.

Wiped the blood off on my shirt.

You can't see it in the pictures, but it's there, trust me!

And then, out there on the hill, after my Battletank Shoulders workout - right out there smack dab in the middle of Lunar New Year 2018 ...

I was working out. Losing weight by the minute. Heart thumping, pounding, hammering!

And it hit me!

ADVANCED HILL TRAINING!

Rahul, this could be a great thing!

And the rest, my friend, with a couple of friendly (although sceptical) security guards who didnt know what the foreign devil was up to - is history.

Truly one of them days it was!

And you can see the crowds looking at me as we film right out there ...

This, my friend is one of the best courses ever.

And you owe it to yourself to get it now.

Do so here.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - What a trip down memory lane!! I started the day off RIGHT!

This isnt really a "Bozo" email, so relax, but there are parallels yes. 

But anyway, on Pinked In, a lady just shared some unbelievable video of a white dude (big beefy gorilla sort, sort of like he was in the Marines or something (physical build and voice etc)) harassing a black dude (a funny looking tiny little guy) and tellin ghim to "walk out of the neighborhood because he didnt want people like that there" (or his wife didnt, apparently, by the yelling going on in the background). 

Now, for reference, this black dude was part of an interracial family where lady is black, husband is white, and after all this happened they were found to be in violation of their housing contract for some inane God forsaken reason, and the president of the housing association complained about "people looking different coming in an out of your house" or some wacko stuff. 

Clearly these people were BOZOS of the highest order. 

Lady took it to the powers that be. 

Good on her!

And "President of the HOA" or what not got canned promptly and I'm sure apologies etc were forthcoming, much as in the infamous Delhi Police VS Rahul Mookerjee case in 2009 ... (in that case, kudos to the wife for sticking it out in court alongside me) (and being brave enough to GO to court in first place). 

But anyway, black dude at no point challenged the other guy, tho he could have, at least verbally. 

He was polite as ever!

And of course, won later. 

Classic example of "lose the battle, win the war" (and given the dude is in the Army apparently, a Seargant of all things and the military is doing ALL it can to stamp out such things - well - I'm sure his higher ups would have given him an earful!). 

But it brings to mind 2000, when I watched the Bourne Identity in a movie theater with my girlfriend. 

Had to take a leak in the middle of the movie. 

Walked down the aisle, and politely asked black dude sitting there to move his feet so I could "walk" out of the aisle. 

He glowered at me. 

Being the great guy I am I ignored his glower and walked over his feet anyway, since he wasn't moving. 

I didnt walk ON them, but damn near happened, I mean, think about it, darkened movie theater and all that ... 

After the movie, we saw him again with an older black lady, who looked the other way. 

"What are you looking at" black dude yelled at me. 

Huh, I thought. 

I stared at him. Not saying a word. 

Soon, he left, and so did we. 

I remember a white couple that were in the theater with us watching the same movie telling me later ... "You should have asked him "or what else"". 

In other words, she was saying I should have told him "I was looking at him and to stop acting like an ass, and what he'd do about it" and what not ... 

Then before I went up to NY, I remember a prime "Gorilla" - this was the biggest nutjob of the lot here hollering up a storm outside the Jim about how "we dont want ragheads in the US!" 

LOL. 

I stared at him, and almost burst out laughing, it was so stupid, I didnt even feel offended inititally. 

"What are you staring at", dude hollered. 

Then he made off to the JIm to pump and tone. 

My friend was pissed . Big time. So much so that we made it to campus police with a complaint, but being I was going to NY the next day, I didnt file formal charges. 

(personally, I could care less)

Cop went into the JIm and then no doubt gave him an earful. 

My point being, in both these cases? 

Wait and watch. Hehe. 

If either one of those two guys had escalated, I'd have done so too, and probably in a far more brutal manner. 

Until then though, I've always figured, hide your strengths and bide thy time .. 

BLACK MAMBA!

Same thing with life, and fitness. 

The blowhards usually blow up a storm, but when push comes to shove, they are NOWHERE to be seen . 

With fitness, same thing. 

People talk a big game, but end of the day, results? 

A lot of times, you'll see the belly hasn't reduced one bit, and neither have the strength levels gone up any ... 

(and neither have the phat phocks who deride pullups as being easy and "we can't do them because were big, not fat" do them either). 

Moral of the story being, if you gotta bluster, be ready to back your talk up, and be sure you're in the right first. 

Else, you'll just end up looking like an ape, goon, buffoon or something equally hilarious. 

Bozos of colors, as you can see, hehe, and creeds too! 

And, plenty of ways to react ... 

Anyway, I'm out. 

Pick up the Rolls Royce of Fitness right HERE. 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - This reminds me of the "1000 yard stare" Rambo does to the SAS guy in Rambo IV, hehe, which pisses the latter off no end "I've seen it all before"! 

Yesterday, I wrote about employers - both those I liked - and got along with like a house on fire (at least initially, hehe, before it "all fell apart as it always does" - Bourne was the best!! Ill say that till the day I pass on!) - and the Bozo sorts that asked retarded and ridiculous questions. 

This morning, I remembered something interesting ... 

Back in the day, at THAT job where I made all them sales "seemingly" out of the blue, willy nilly? 

Well, we were dealing with a particularly tough client at one point (but I'll always thank him - oddly enough his name is John too - one of my great customers from the UK is named John too - but anyway, "client" John as I'll call him was a great guy). 

Probably a guy you'd love to sit down with and drink a beer or two, as I'm sure most of my customers are (definitely John in the UK with his love for hard training, and "Stellas", hehe). 

But client John was a TOUGH negotiator, and great story teller. 

He probably met his match in me, as (later on) he told me "Rahul, you sold me when no-one else could!" 

That was Rahul at the age of 26, still "raw" in the art of selling, but I've done it unconsciously since I was born - I've just refined and gone to a higher level now!

And I learned a hell of a lot from dealing with that client who didnt pay us a cent until we DID what he asked us to (I can understand his point of view - way too many times you send money, get ripped off etc and so forth). 

Some of us just do it naturally, tho ... 

And it was during a meeting with the boss in which we were going to decide if we were going to "keep" the client (he was giving us hell, but he was right!) that it happened. 

I wanted to keep the client - and GET the job done - because I truly believed that if we could handle him - we could handle anything. 

Much like the 20 odd list in 2010 - I believed if I coul get THOSE poverty condtioned minds to rise up - anything was and is possible!

Operations didnt want it. I can understand why, hehe. 

Neither did "General De Facto" (though I think he was tilting more towards wanting it as I convinced him). 

But, as operations said. 

"The boss is on Rahul's side!" 

He was (at the time). 

I advised him to keep the client, and he replied with, well, WE took him on - so WE need to get this done. 

He was right. Spot on. But what I am referrig to here is this - I sent offf one of those longgggg emails to the client. 

The boss left our office, and went to his which was a five minute or so drive (10 maybe) away from ours. 

And by the time he was seated at HIS desk, he saw the email from me!

A long email which  I dont know, most would have taken at least 30 minutes or so to do. 

And I dont know as my friend and "General De Facto" told me later. 

"There's been no-one that can bang out emails quite that fast as Rahul!" 

It's strange. 

I always had the tools. But never the REAL confidence to go it on my own - if I had done that THEN - you'd probably be wearing 0 Excuses FItness T shirts by now, hehe. And thats something that will happen too in the very near future - so stay TUNED. 

(Currently, the physical shop link is DISABLED on the other site - well, it's not disabled, but its hidden. We're selling teas there. But I plan on selling T shirts soon - and with everythign else going on - that will happen too very soon - stay tuned!) 

(I've got the design in mind already and am working on it as we speak). 

(When it's time, you'll see it!) 

But anyway, thats what John (a customer who ordered the Fast and Furious ORIGINAL book - it's the original , which is what makes it different. Although it's mostly the same as 0 Excuses Fitness (well, the latter has more on pushups and nothing on dips I believe, while the former DOES have dips - and the latter doesnt have some of the exercises the former does, and vice versa) - overall, I'd say mostly the same - but it's different big time!) said yesterday. 

(And it's different because it's the FIRST book I wrote, thats the FIRST edition that was EVER printed, and other than the reasons above (different exercises etc) - it's special, therefore a Collector's Edition and we have TWO left right now, so if you want in - jump NOW - because these will not last forever and I will not be printing this edition again). 

"Mate, I can't keep up with all the other emails!" 

"I've forgotten how fast your brain must work. In the time it took me to send you one email, you've sent me five!" 

True. 

I'm high energy, high octane. 

I've always been that way. 

And I dont plan on changing any time soon, hehe. 

Anyway, thats the blast from now. To get on the sort of workouts that keep me in this sort of shape both mentally and physically - well - the Rolls Royce is YOUR ticket, friend. 

Get on the program now. 

BEst, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - The other workouts I do during the day, between emails etc? Lots and lots of squats (my hamstrings are sore today from 250 I pumped out, oddly enough while writing JOhn emails. Never an excuse!) - and workouts out of Animal Kingdom Workouts - a book you really must grab if you're REALLY and truly serious about your fitness and conditioning. 

PS #2 - Only two copies of the collector's edition left for Fast and Furious Fitness, so if you want in, jump NOW in that regard (I know, I said it before, but I've been guilty of saying it less in the past, so I'm making up for lost time, hehe). 

PPS - Took me around 7 minutes to tai-pe out this probably Tai-Po ridden 1000 odd words. . . 

PPS #2 - While linking the books above, I remembered something. Dips are a great workout, and I've been meaning to write more about them too. I haven't written much AT ALL (other than whats in the book above I believe) ... but I need to (and will) rectify this in the near future - stay tuned!

I'l share a story now from 2010, I believe ... back when Fast and Furious Fitness was LAUNCHED!

Back when I had very little marketing experience (remember, everything I learnt was in the trenches), and while yes, I DID work at THAT company where I made all those sales, remember that was a different beast. 

Over here, my own product,s my own books, my own everything. 

I won - and I lost. 

Truly my own show, and it takes guts to run on your own steam with all the negativity abounding, my friend. Trust me on this one. 

This ain't about my guts though which some people love and can't get enough of, and others (a lot more) absolutely hate and despise with a passion bar none. 

It's about a tiny little list of 20 or so I started off with - most people on that list were NOT buyers. 

Now, you can email people all yo uwant, but if theyre not buyers, and have no intention of every buying, you as the biz owner is just pissing into the wind "hoping". 

(Hence my occasional reminders to the same sort of people that might be "lurking" on my list NOW - a humungous one compared to "20"). 

(but no, it ain't a million strong list and I probably wouldn't want a list that large for various reasons anyway)

Anyway, these people (at least 5 or 6 of them very opnely) would come out and say "they were just in for the free stuff". 

If it was now, I'd have simply deleted 'em. 

Back then, I probably should have too. It would have saved me a lot of hassle!

But I wouldn't have learned what I know about that sorta thing NOW. 

Everything I tell YOU, as you can see, my friend is solid and comes from being in the trenches. Fitness, life, everything!

It just flat out works and is true. No why's (well, no idiotic why's). 

So anyway ... 

In 2019, a lady I worked with briefly Venus approached me about ... of all things, cuckolding her husband. 

Dont ask me why or how, because If I detail it here, I'm sure to get more inquiries from Bozos about sex toys and the like. 

But basically, and here is what is pertinent, this dame (lovely dame admittedly) was interested in one thing first and foremost - MONEY. 

"Money is more important than man!" 

So it wasn't especially hard for me to keep the conversation to the former. 

During the October holiday that year, I asked her in jest about goal #2. 

She sent me a picture of herself, another lady I knew, and two men (the husbands). 

I worked with the two ladies, so I knew them. I didnt know the men from Adam, so I asked, and she told me. 

Thats it, I asked jokingly. 

"I know", she giggled, remembering the conversation. 

"But thats all I have now!" 

This girl was a smart girl if nothing else. 

And this philosophy was what I used back then ... 

While building up, I figured "if thats all I had" - indeed as many do, starting from scratch, then why not make a positive out of it? 

Why not make it a goal to sell to these people despite their mindset? 

Yes, it didnt happen overnight. 

Yes, I lost MORE than a few battles - but I WON the war, and Gautam, a great customer from India was one of the lot that came from that initial list, I believ e(or close to it). 

I figured hey, thats all I have - but if I can sell to THEM - I can sell to anyone! 

Truly an education in selling - another education - and I'm glad I got it, hehe. 

And my education, of course is by no means over, but for those that found me or type in the following search word on the site "sales in any economy" - well - get the book NOW without any further procastination (the majority of the list here is for fitness, but some of you aren't - you know who you are!). 

So thats a bit of a tale for you. 

I never did redirect Venus to the "other site" where her other "interests" are discussed. 

But, maybe I should have. Hehe. 

But this is a lesson for EVERYONE - especially during these so called tough times. 

Roll with what you got - make the best of it - and watch how the HEAVENS ultimately open up for you! 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - It is in THAT Spirit that the 0 Excuses Fitness books - and especially the videos were created. 

NO-ONE was willing to do the videos for me, except Cindy, and she had no experience - I speak very little Chinese, and she even less English. 

And yet, did we DO IT? 

Truly no limits when you want to get something done!!

PS #2 - And remember, the Collectors edition of Fast and Furious Fitness is down to the last FOUR copies (or 3, I should say). Geez, I keep forgetting to mention it. If you want it, jump on it NOW. (that particular eidition will never be reprinted). 

Behold, if you so would, the blindingly friggin obvious playing out in front of YOU.

In other words, the reaction I got to my last email on this. Predictably, the Bozo Brickbats are rolling in, most of them not even reading what I Said.

White knights galore too from what I can tell.

And here is what “Jamie from Scotland” wrote in.

All this decadent rubbish you keep talking about! who do you think you are, Ms Casanova? Goodbye!

The “goodbye” was emphasized. Not just in bold but in red.

Ouch.

That hurt bro (not). Hehe.

Before that, he went on a long rant about this

“How dare you constantly engage in aggressive promotion that you do daily! There’s no value!”

Yawn (in terms of the no value part which I addressed HERE a few days ago).

But really, these sort of emails make me google.

Or goggle.

Google because I just googled “is there any limit to Bozo’sim”.

Bozo Schofield didn’t pop up, but he might as well have.

I mean, really, fella.

It’s my site.

My work.

My products.

And you’re crying about me self promoting?

Clearly this idiot didn’t read the email he referred to first, where there was no decadence of any nature.

I mean, all I did was congratulate a woman on being promoted.

Is that decadent?

I spoke about a few non fitness books (admittedly with decadent content some of them) I’ve written.

That wrong to do, bro?

I don’t know – I didn’t even link ‘em here.

So much for “promotion”. Hehe.

(and for references, they’re no more decadent than Sidney Sheldon’s are, all they really are is women that are MASTER PLANNERS getting what they want in ways you’d never think – and I don’t exclude men from that list either!)

(Hell, even my lovely wife calls me the Hindi sort-of-pjeorative "Yukit" which means master planner, and thats even more hilarious considering I hardly ever consciously plan ANYTHING) 

(so I don’t know what Bozo James is yellin about).

Sometimes in life, we gotta just do it, friend.

Being a Bozo doesn’t help anyone, least of all you James…

Anyway, Mr Casanova, curiously enough is a name that isn’t there on that burgeoning list I’ve been talking about for so long (almost at 1500 now).

For those that don’t believe me, well, it’s true.

I’ve saved all the names I have been called and while “fornicator” and movie star are two of the inane ones I’ve been called often (I haven’t done the former in ages, and don’t plan on it, and the latter? Maybe, but it ain’t a conscious plan Ill tell you that!) . . . Or “Tv Star” (no way!) . . .

For a damned good reason which I won’t reveal here.

Anyway, Mr Casanova WILL say one thing.

That if you’re looking to get laid, or get the lady of your dreams – behaving like an utter Bozo won’t help any.

Getting in shape might.

And the discount I have going right now may make it easy for you to make the decision on (for those of you that are still wanking around “waiting for the right time” – hint – it will NEVER be the right time as Napoleon Hill sagely said in Think and Grow Rich. Time waits for nobody. Strike while the iron is HOT. If you believe in my products, then go ahead and DO IT!) buying or then again, I don’t know.

It may not.

But it’s a never seen before (for ALL customers) 30% discount and given the raging demand, pun intended, I won’t keep it going too much longer.

I might pull it TOMORROW even.

So get in while the going is good, bro.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – I have taste, and everyone must abide by it!

So said my little girl. LOL. Well, what can I say. She can carry it off unlike the adult Bozos!

Actually, I should say you should treat ALL your routines like a business, but we'll stick to fitness for this one. 

That last email I sent you a while back was about "waking up" from a "grog" as it were (nah, no benders for me last night - that hasn't happened in forever). (But it doesnt mean I still don't enjoy going out with friends or what not and getting plastered occasionally, hehe, but it only happens every six months or so. Once at that. Otherwise, it's beers at home, but thats it). 

Speaking of which, the one beer I'm really craving right now is a GUINESS. Damn, those things are "stout"! 

But anyway, Guiness aside (and no new records coming up either, hehe) ... 

I said in the last email you should mentally go through your workout before doing it. 

Always. 

Even if it's just for a brief instant .. 

When I got in top, top shape by hiking them hills daily, and doing bodyweight exercises in China, I didnt just "plan my workouts" when I woke up. 

I was thinking about the END Results I wanted and the look I wanted damn near all day long in some way, shape or form. 

I started slow, yes. The events of 2015 gave me impetus in ways nothing else could have at the time. 

And I just kept doing it - day after day. COld, rain, sleet, blazing hot tropical weather, whatever. 

5 Am in the morning climbs in utter and sheer darkness to "Angel of the City" . . . 

And sometimes a groggy Carol by my side, hehe, though she would show up around 545, by which time yours truly was done with round #1, hark off to her workplace around 7:20 I believe, or start the descent at that time, and then I'd continue doing what I was. 

Walking her back to the car was an extra workout too, so I was happy to do it! 

But anyway, I'd PLAN what I wanted to do - no, it didnt take forever either. 

I'd plan the routes going up and down. I'd plan the speed I'd go at. I'd see myself doing it. 

And then I'd do it, and the results ... well. They've been great!

I do the same thing business wise and life wise. 

Sure, it's not the same as training where you just do it without other variables involved - business for one involves many variables, but its the same thing at the core. 

Wake up. 

Do it. 

Rinse. 

Repeat. 

Think about the goal. 

See yourself GETTING to that goal. 

Think about it all the time!

And while people do this sort of thing with business (the smart ones), for some odd reason, we dont see the same importance being attached to workouts where you just show up and do what you want as you want and as you feel when you feel like it. 

No, my friend. 

Your workout needs to be treated with the SAME seriousness as you would any major project, or perhaps MORE given it's what is fueling that project. 

Even if you're doing brief 5 minute workouts, plan those too!

See yourself doing it, and at the "end of the workout" before it happens. 

And that, along with the 10 Commandments of Physical (or any) Success in the Rolls Royce of Fitness is the best tip I can give you for now. 

(It's actually one of the tips in it anyway)

Back soon!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee