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Why you should write loooooooonnnnnnnnngggggg emails that PISS people off big time
Or send long voice notes that the idiots dont have "time to listen to".
Or, send lonnnnnnggg text notes that make people's eyes water and say "Jesus, Rahul!"
(Alan is a great guy!)
Or, as a former boss of mine told me when I was "convincing him to pay me NOW rather than the BS of one month later" (I mean, he got the money NOW, so why not me was what I said in a very eloquent manner).
"Long email!" was his response.
And he agreed.
Back in the day, ole Freddie, a great great guy wanted to cut costs (although oddly enough, we made sure to skim off the top wherever possible - when I say "we" I mean ....ah, but I'll let that be!)
(nothing like what you may think - but yeah - those "official dinners" and bills tended to ne a bit BLOATED sometimes, hehe, much like yours truly was at the time).
I'll expound more on that later, but Freddie was a smart dude.
And he saw somethign in me, obviously, or he wouldn't have hired me in the manner he did.
But anyway (and yeah, I made a mistake leaving the way I did) ...
I was the de facto I.T. Manager, and the computers were all running Winblows, and Freddie wanted a free alternative.
So I said I'd put Linux on the systems. There were a lot!
We spoke costs, and I "convinced" an already convinced man of the costs etc.
Verbally, we agreed.
And I said I'd do it.
"Wait! But what about writing?" , asked ole Freddie, making the typing motion with his fingers. "It needs to be in WRITING!"
True.
That it did!
My Dad and Freddie have a few things in common - I do remember my Dad once telling me YEARS ago "IT's not so much how you think as how much you can put those thoughts down on PAPER".
Sure, he wasn't an advocate of loooooonnnnnnggg emails. Most try and keep it pithy ... I dont.
But still, despite all the rancor between my "family" and myself, my father did try and sneak in a few useful ditties here and there that have stuck wth me - NOT because "Daddy said so" (HA!) - but because some of it is damned useful from a biz perspective, and I filed it away as soon as I heard it.
Anyway, I dont write long emails to piss people off.
I write it to so my opinion - and the logic - and reason - and feelings behind it are all there on paper.
No-one can turn back and say "I didnt say that" when arguments occur later.
And in "heated" face to face discussion, people often lose track of FACTS.
'Tis a fact, Jack.
There is a reason there are lengthy 100 page contracts for damn near any decent busines endevaor.
And of course, THAT client from the company and the way he presented his point - I used to write long emails before that too but I learned and picked up a lot from his style too.
For free.
Interesting how us doers get things for free, and we VALUE them, and then IMPLEMENT ...
Anyway, get the book right here my friend. You'll love it - that I do guarantee - and you WILL be able tos ell your way through life with the tips therein!
And fitness wise, well, that ole Rolls Royce of course.
Speaking of which, I 'm out for some squats soon!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - Remember to grab another fitness SIZZLER right here.
The UBER tough nut I cracked, and yet didnt . . .
I talk about a certain client in the 10 Commadents of Successful Sales, that was almost impossible to convince - even for yours truly - which I finally did in a way.
I mention the entire story in the book, which is a must read if just from a life perspective, even if you ain't interested in making sales of any nature.
(although I cannot imagine why you wouldn't? Isn't LIFE itself a sale of sorts?)
But anyway ... this guy later made the following comment to me while doing business (Again) with me.
"Hey, YOU sold it to me, Rahul!"
That I did.
When no-one else could. Including from other companies.
I still remember "that company" sending me email they got from a competitor company on this.
Of course, the canny old man probably knew about this too, hehe. He was playin the field, big time. A true salesman!
But he met his match.
Again, SORT OF.
Not fully, but sort of.
So did I.
Not fully, but sorta - but I learned a lot from him, hehe.
Including a certain bit about writing "loooooonnnnnngggggg emails" that everyone from bosses to spouses to colleagues have ranted about, that people say are terrible for sales, and yet here I am, still doing it.
So much for the so called experts.
Anyway, I sold him - YES.
But it was a deal where his investment would be held in "Escrow" (or the equivalent) until a certain portion of the job was done, and so forth.
And so he was safe guarding himself in that regard.
COULD i have sold him to do what I do normally in these cases i.e a down payment or no way, Jose?
I dont know.
I didnt try.
Company was more than eager at that point to take him on!
But to me, (and yes, he DID pay up) it was a great lesson - sales wise.
95% of the thingsI already knew. 5% I did NOT - and I learned.
Classic and sage example of YOU NEVER KNOW IT ALL.
And that, my friend, set the tone for how I price things now, my business dealings etc.
And why I dont eat lunch for free with students in China or most anyone, unless I really WANT to and like the person.
I value my time ...
And to be honest, the reason the guy didnt want to pay upfront wasn't so much being smart and fear of losing money etc if the company up and disappeared one fine day (which given it was halfway around the world could happen - and it had happened to HIM before - he told me the story - another lesson right there! I'll reveal that story later...)
The reason he was vetting so stringently is because he valued his TIME.
He didnt want to invest in a company that couldn't KEEP UP to it's side of the deal.
Which, unfortunately that company didnt ...
But I learned some great lessons, and hence my customer vetting etc NOW.
I value my time equally highly - perhaps MORE so than him, hehe.
And I've learned a lot from him - so kudos to that dude!
And that, my friend is that.
My tea BE a boiling much like his "tea went stone cold" while writing to me, so I'll end this here!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - But really, that is one reason I only want people that get it and dont whine, moan, complain, and piss up a storm incessantly. As certain other folks have said, if you can" "afford" the products (although I dont know why anyone would want to use that word!) - then "thats life". . .
Anyway, for those that get it - get the best fitness system out there right HERE. Truly the purring Rolls Royce of fitness that will set YOU FREE!
Bozo Schofield, "breaking the bottling", yours truly, BEER BOTTLES, and more!
The sound of the glass shattering, my friend - has been turned into an iconic sound by Steven "Stone Cold Steve Austin" Williams a long time ago.
If you ain't heard it, you have truly been living under a rock, hehe.
But really, he started off with a different entrance song I believe, but now, the lovable Texas rattlesnake we ALL love is associated with three things.
Beer, the middle finger, and breaking the GLASS! Hehe.
And these three things, along with a host of other stellar performers (DX being #2) and the brain behind all this (Vince Mc Mahon) truly catapulted the WWE to levels that no sports entertainment biz anywhere has ever reached and ever will.
The 90's were indeed a special time- I should know - growing up!
Heady optimism and realism as opposed to the rubbish out there TODAY.
Anyway, beer bottling?
Well, the good ole Bozo was once accused by his management (at a dancing monkey school - apparently he was on the 11th floor or something and was tossing beer bottles down when trashed) of "breaking the beer bottling and causing a good ole mess".
Apparently they wrote it that way.
Gotta love Chinglish.
In addition to this, he was accused of "bringing women of ill repute home regularly".
"He bring the woman home" was how they said it.
Now, the latter was confirmed by the Bozo, and he steadfastly denies the former.
Who knows. But Chinese "gardens" can be wierd about that, I'll tell you that, hehe.
Cut to a scene where yours truly once recieved a stern notice from management saying the following (for reference, I was on the first floor and couldn't have tossed bottles out if I tried) (and if I did they'd land on GRASS) . . .
"You are breaking bottle and disturbing the peace of man. You are cauing mess for cleaning lady, and us have the great headache, please do no, the neighbors is disturbed during the beautiful time of rest"
There was more, but (and I've got the actual notice still) - but it ended up with them having a hissy about "we'll call the police if you dont stop".
Now, what was THAT All about?
Well, in China, they have garbage CANS - not dumpsters.
Which are often empty.
And late at night (caveman) would often throw his beer bottles - into, well, the trash.
Sometimes they could clank against each other and break.
Management wanted me to "reach in" and put them in gently.
Ugh.
Only in China would someone say that!
I never did.
And my lovely Taiwanese neighbor threw a hissy, and probably someone in management was on their period or what not, and so that notice. As it turned out, all that happened was my landlord gave me a call through the rental agency, asked if he "might request something" - I said sure - and he told me - and I said sure, I won't put them in the trash.
Only in China do you leave trash lying either on top of the bin or OUTSIDE it. God Forbid you put it inside.
Lest you think it's just beer bottles, think again.
I recieved a similar notice sans the police part from my management a couple of years later about .... my TEA leaves of all things in the ... how dare I. Trash, hehe.
Apparently Rahul didnt "straining well enough first please".
China, you beauty. LOL.
All true stories.
The lovely Qin Kun, who you have read of before, told me the following when I informed her of it. And sniffed dismissively to boot.
"This not USA! China police have better work to do! "
And she didnt say it just once.
"Police have other job in China!"
Well, she was right. If you call the police in China "because your neighbor's TV is too loud", or "he broke a beer bottle in the trash and it woke you up", they'll likely laugh at you and hang up, hehe.
Worlds apart from what we know, and expect in our "Western" civilizations. Hehe.
I'd choose the latter,but hey, to each his own!
But yours truly wild and beer bottles have always been a great match, hehe.
And many a beer bottle has indeed consciously shattered if you get my drift, but never in an apartment complex consciously.
More on that, and graveyard beer bashes later!
(yes, that has happened too. LOL).
Anyhow ...why do I tell YOU all this
I dont know!
Brain dump, plus a bit of light hearted banter.
And to learn how to life in the flow like I do, do what Zero to Hero tells you, and you'll be well on the way to doing so!
And to learn how to fry fat off your body effortlessly, WHILE on the infamous beer pizza diet - go HERE.
And thats it.
Back soon!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - Remember to pick up the Rolls Royce HERE.
A leader rises from the ASHES . . .
Was what my buddy from the MArines told me last year when the Dongguan Employment WeChat group was getting rowdy.
Getting into politics etc which on a Chinese social media platform unless done right is a no no, and usually even then for obvious reasons.
No, they dont so much care about Trump and all that - but the discussion eventually spills over, as most do, into other areas too if you get my drift.
Nothing can be discussed in a vacum.
Anyway, one line from me was all it took.
"Thats enough". I said, while laying down the LAW.
In a very polite manner I thought.
Instantly, everyone hushed up. Back to normal.
And my friend wrote the following.
"A leader riseth from the ASHES".
Much like the Phoenix, I thought ...
Why do I bring this up now - well, because I was doing, I just realized what every great leader does himself.
In the privacy of his own room.
TALKING to himself (or herself).
A Practice that Bozos globally deem as unimportant and useless, and something virtually anyone who is excellent at anything does regularly.
What was I on about?
Well, not so long ago, 0 Excuses Fitness was nascent, and taking off (and before that Rahul Mookerjee).
The site ...
Now, I've mentioned how in the past I didnt put all I had into this business.
And I didnt!
And not so long ago, I was doing GREAT not just in this biz, but a couple of other ones I started three or so years ago.
I mean, the money was FLOWING.
And ... guess what.
Despite knowing what Claude Bristol said about never resting easy, I ignored it unconsciously (despite reading the book still!).
Guess what happened.
I FELL - and a business amongst those three is no more.
True, the plague had something to do with that eventually which I cannot control.
But, really.
The message in all that was this - the same as given to Napoelon hill all those years ago.
"You've been a stubboron student! Learn that you will find happiness by helping others find it! You have had to be cured of your affliction through disappointment and temporary defeat" ....
Mostly verbatim that.
But, I was also grateful for having made the mistake.
But really.
The business - the fitness biz was going great without even me marketing a lot, or investing in it.
Little did I know, my friend, that as Hill said, success has a keen sense of trickery, and it takes great delight in tripping up a person when he is just within reach.
That obviously hasn't happened with the fitness biz, which continues to SOAR to heights hitherto unachieved, but thats only because I realized my mistake - picked myself up - was grateful to have made the mistake - and went on going - with the knowledge that "making a mistake is fine - repeating it is NOT".
And of course, it gave me more on FAITH.
And having FAITH.
I've INVESTED more in this business in 2020 than any other year, I'll tell you that - and the resutls in a so called depression have been mindblowing, and continue to.
As I move along to my NEXT Goal the Universe keeps telling me this.
"OK, you seem to have learned your mistake".
"You're on your way to that goal now, but will you REPEAT the mistake?"
"Will you neglect the ONE Thing you truly LOVE and make money from, not so much because it's just love of money, but beause you love doing it - and are great at it?:"
It hit me like a flash - again.
I was given the chance. I was given the money. The everything! And yet ...
Who knows where THIS Biz would be NOW if I hadn't made the mistake?
Though the other businesses made me more, I wasn't enjoying it really like I do this one.
Oddly enough, when I became a "fat cat" a while back, I neglected THIS business ...
Other hand.
Where would I be without the knowledge I got from the mistake?
And more acknowledgement of the sage Napoleon Hill saying.
"every disappointment, every defeat, every temporary setback carries within the SEED of an equivalent or greater benefit" (note he said "seed" - not "flower". But the SEED of success).
Life, my friend, is a great teacher - if you LET IT.
And that, my friend is the lesson for this one. See what you can get from it!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - For more such life changing wisdom - truly - pick up Gumption Galore HERE!
PS #2 - Tell the world what you're going to do, but show it first. Therefore THAT goal shall be told to YOU later, hehe.
Free, and the mindset of a LOSER
Some of you might think that I'm talking my products here and freebie seekers and I probably should.
Bozos incarnate as it were.
But believe me, sometimes, if you're dealing with a true DOER - and I deal with a few on this list - then you do all you can to help 'em out.
That doesnt mean you give them products for free but you HELP them.
I've given discounts to some on this list despite saying I never do and will continue to do so, and the reason isn't making more money later, and/or making less now, or anything like that.
I recognize these people are doers, and are willing to do EVERYTHING they can to own (in some cases) all my products.
And I'll help 'em out the best I can.
But really, here is what I am saying.
Back in the day, I gave a couple of my friends (this was before I was a believer in the "friends and family are often the WORST for you in terms of downing you and putting you down when they should be doing the exact opposite - but really - they dont know what they're doing themselves subconsciously so don't blame 'em - just don't SHARE your ideas etc with them for the most part!") a copy of the first draft of 0 Excuses Fitness.
Which was pretty much the finished version too (I just removed a few pictures from the end of the book since I thought they were superflous).
They were me at even more lardass status than on the cover of the book on PULL-ups. Hehe. Maybe I should have left them in there - the Bozos would have had a field day, hehe.
But anyway ...
You'd think these guys would eagerly devor the book.
Indeed, here is the statment both made.
"I'd really like to read it!"
Years later, they haven't even OPENED the book, because subconsciously a ) "It's just Rahul!" How can he know anything! and b) it's FREE, so it's worthless. Hehe.
Or, if I did what some other authors do "it's just a dollar".
It is NO coincidence that I do not talk to these people for the most part anymore because they've always disappointed when I really needed them ... without meaning to.
They did not mean to do it.
Right. You read that right!
People do it without KNOWING they're doing it.
But anyway, not everyone is like that.
To me, if I get something I want free (oddly enough, most of my life, I haven't "paid" except through my own labor etc, and I've ALWAYS got a just reward) from someone I really admire, I'll give THANKS.
I'll say I am LUCKY.
Which I AM.
BLESSED!
And then I'll read the damn thing from cover to cover.
I'll never stop reading it and telling people how good it is, and how much it motivated me, and got me where I am today.
Think and Grow Rich, The Magic of Believing, and a couple of books by Tom Hopkins. Dan Kennedy. Many of the greats!
I mean, I did most of these things myself before I read the books, and yet I cannot stop talking about these books.
THAT is what it's about!
And THAT is what my own customers know ...
Greatness demands ACKNOWLEDLGEMENT, whether you like it or not ...
And on that sage note, I'm out. Pick up some great fitness and motivational products here.
I'll be back!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - Curiously enough ,one of the friends said "he was too busy", but he found time to read other books he BOUGHT. Go figure, eh. Hehe.
The keys to QUICK manifestation, and why it ain't near as hard as you think - IF you really want it.
On another site, I wrote a book about how to attract a specific type of woman to you.
Not "you" on this list, but men that want "that type of woman".
The specifics aren't important here except for this - most men fantasize about getting "that type of women" secretly but in real life manifest anything but that. The polar opposite if even that . . .
And most men are WAY too scared to acknowledge the desire that led to them "wanting" that type of woman.
I've just given you a massive secret right there that could change your life - for free.
Anyway, I "tout" my OWN track record there in terms of "auto attracting WITHOUT thinking about it".
Which is true.
More so than money even ...
I literally attract that sort - even when I'm sleeping - NOT thinking about it in any way - either consciously or not.
And I wrote a hugely successful book on it that most on this list do NOT know about.
What does that have to do with YOU, you might ask.
Well, it's a good question!
The "speed" and "ease" of manifestation are things most people have had questions about, and these frustrate MOST people I've met (especially the nutjobs who think they know it all, and are too cheap in invest in products that will TEACH them how to).
So, let me give you two examples - from the past two weeks.
One was a committment I had on the 6th.
I missed it due to reasons out of my control, although oddly enough, this commitment is normally taken care of BEFORE the month even starts.
So I sent an email saying give me another couple of weeks (to be safe - since I'm a busy guy - but I'd probably get it done on the 8th or what not).
Guess what.
The other party gave me MORE time than what I asked for, which was much appreciated!
And without even trying I ended up "showing up" on the 8th and voila - despite not having the situation to do so BEFORE I gave that commitment.
I didnt even visualize etc consciously, but it happened.
Fluke?
I dont think so, bro. There ain't no such thing as coincidence, and the same damn thing has repeated itself in various ways, shapes and forms throughout my life.
"When the student is ready, the teacher SHALL appear".
Does that sound familiar to YOU?
And on that note, I recently made a promise to myself to get a book I've been wanting to myself for a while - even though I "know" what the author is talking about, and I do it daily myself, just because "he's one of the greats and I want to get it anyway".
Guess what.
It's a rather pricey book.
And I ended up gettign it last night - without?
Without paying a CENT for it.
No, I didnt ask him for it.
I just GOT It - without paying a cent for it.
Believe it or not, my friend, the Universe is just waiting to deliver miracles to you provided you set a goal and take action.
No, for those of you looking to get fit, visualization alone will not get you there, but it's a massive component and indeed where you start.
Often times, people overlook it, which is an even more massive mistake.
I mean, Jesus. Would you not want to set off on that cross country journey with the TANK - FULL - rather than "running on fumes"?
Making money - writing books - selling products or yourself - same damned thing bro.
"God" won't come to your aid and do the thing for you.
But the Universe WILL guide you intelligently - and whether or not you have faith - listen - and most importantly do the thing - is up to you!
Anyway, enough on that. I've got another goal right now which I won't mention here, but I will once it's accomplished. Watch this space!
And fitness wise, get cracking NOW. I mean really, my friend, how long are you going to put it off for?
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - While there, check out the JAGUAR of fitness training too - sleek, mean, lean ... and hungry .... YOU!
Why whiny ex porn stars should never be taken at "face value"
So, another rumor be doing the rounds, this one probably more fact than heresay, but the whiny nature of it bears a mention.
This being another one of my "out of shower" brain sizzles.
Apparently "Stormy Daniels" is claiming that while her sexual dalliances with Trump were consensual (and yet she moans about them!) - it was the worst 90 seconds, I believve she said, she ever had.
Apparently she realized that when the Trumpinator took off his pants or what not, sat in the bed in his underwear and asked her to prove she really wanted it.
The rest I'll leave up to your imagination. Hehe.
But "perched on the side of the bed" though as Daniels says he might have been, I have reason to doubt the "worst 90 seconds part".
Ever remember the Donald comment about men only needing Vigara if the woman wasn't hot enough.
Well my friends, it's one of those comments that is TRUER THAN TRUE!
I'll further add to that - and if the woman is BORING, or acts entitled, then unless you're bozo Glyn "salivating like a doggie boy" Schofield, then all the V in the world won't help a real man get it up.
Probably what happened with the Trumpinator.
I mean, I dont watch porn (used to way back in the day, but now?? No way!)
And I'd rather abstain for the most part in my cave if you get my drift.
(and yet, it's insane, but true, but I keep getting called " an Indian porn star!". The wife made the comment, countless other people have, and ...)
(that thing about being a real man shining through, I suppose).
And another reason why the Jim Shim bimbettes hate me ...
But anyway, I've seen Daniels with clothes on (thankfully).
And, five words.
she's over the hill.
Sure, it's about mind, but the vibe from Daniels ain't anything like say, Sunny Leone who can back her shit up. Now if someone like that spoke out, I'd be willing to hear her side of it.
But this storrmy Daniels gal?
Her worst 90 seconds of fame, or infamy, hehe.
Aint got nothing on ole Monica, I'd say! ;)
But anyway, point of this being this - that "impotence" and wives getting pissed at husbands or boyfriends not stayin hard long enough, falling asleep after a coupla beer and all that is a very real thing.
And as we who train with Animal Kingdom Workouts, Jump rope Mania! workouts, and Advanced Hill Training - and of course the Rolls Royce of Fitness know - if there is one benefit that should be at the very top rather than bottom as I've put it - it's that men will never need "V" again.
Dont believe me?
Dont believe the stories about the Jim Shim addicts coming out and talkin about their shrinking balls and "little brothers" (literally so)?
Even though it's from the horse's mouth?
Dont believe me that my workouts do a better job of increasing blood flow to the nether regions and STRENGTHENING the core more than ANY other?
Well, get on them first and you'll see?
And second?
Well, again fromthe horse's mouth - - we'll wait on some of you to chime back SPECIFICALLY on these benefits!
I mean lets face it guys.
I'm SURE - 100% that you've experienced an increase in libido and desire after a good steady diet of these movements - it's impossible not to.
Write back - let the whole world know. The more, the merrier!
I mean in terms of solo real man workouts, hehe.
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - And no dirty minds to that last statement either, please. But really - get on the stick - the SHTICK - NOW!
Men with gumption, or men with MUNNEEEEEEEEEE?
It's odd, but not entirely unexpected.
It's Chinese New Year right now, and as usual I'm getting the usual "bevy of beauties" at my doorstep, both literal and figuratively.
And in the vast majority of cases, I fold my hands and say this.
"No Thank you, Madam".
I dont care what they might be offering or why. El Caveman prefers to remain as such, and WILL remain as such, and NO force on this here MIGHTY planet can BUDGE HIM.
(planet of the apes, hehe. dont know why that came to mind!)
And of course the moronic WeShat messages from girls.
"Any red packets?"
(in other words, they barely know me, and want money for ....well, I DO know what. Findom, and that ain't somethign "el cavemen" is really interested in either if you get my drift)
(I'd introduce them all to Bozo Schofield, he who wants to be a servant for women apparently, but he's got an empty pocket, LOL. Ain't nothing free in life, not even "dominant" women like the Bozo so cherishes and desires, but doesn't GET. Hehe).
I know I'm an asshole for rubbing it in (to the Bozo and others like him). And I will continue to do so.
Now, lets get REAL.
LEt's get serious.
Karl Gotch, the GOD of Pro Wrestling (and I dont mean the pantomine the WWE is) in Japan and his protege and multi billionaire (I assume, by now, hehe) Matt Furey.
And a guy (the latter) I freely quote and acknowlege in my books and courses, and a guy who I've apparently bested from the some of the feedback I get. And belive me now and trust me later - I dont know Matt from Adam, but if he were to read this, he'd be the first to say "Good job - IF You did it!"
And in that regard, I have.
Becoming a millionaire?
Not as yet.
But I haven't set that goal as yet (so I say, hehe. Tell the world what you're going todo, but show it first!)
Anyway, Gotch apparently wrote an uncomplimentary letter about Furey once.
Gotch, from what I gather didnt think much of men with MONEY.
He did value GUMPTION THOUGH!
"I never charged anyone to learn", is what he says (part of the letter - if you want the rest - let me know).
All I wanted was (I think he said HEART, but I'm not sure). . .
Now, Furey.
The guy gets a lot of flak for a lot of things, most of all the money.
I dont know - I dont have his products, but I DO know (one of the videos my friend showed me) that he did freely credit Gotch with what he learned.
So I dont know what the ruckus is all about.
Ah wait.
Matt made munnnnneeeeee.
Much like me, how dare he. Hehe.
But think about it, friend.
What is LIFE without money?
Where does the abundance that man is collectively entitled to come from without money?
What would you do goals wise without money?
What woud you do In YOUR LIFE without money?
everything has a price, my friend.
El Dorado is there, but you MUST pay the price.
And on that sage note, why I offer discounts etc SOMETIMES?
Because like Gotch, I value GUMPTION.
That ain't to say I want freebie seekers - NO. Cheapskates are generally shown - well, the door.
And they deserve just that.
But money ain't all, but it's a lot.
End of the day, GUMPTION, my friend.
But always remember - what would YOU do without money!?
I'm out - back soon!
Best,
rahul Mookerjee
PS - I haven't even put the links etc in. Let me get back and do it!
Why the number of TRUE friends you have is usually inversely proportional to your success - at anything
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, and it's true.
Friends and family, my friend, are often times one of the biggest reasons why a lot of people "think" they cannot succeed, or hold back from doing what they want, or ...
Fear of criticism. Fear of negativity. Fear of "what will they think".
Fear, most of all, of the reaction they might get for being different.
Yes,it sounds astounding, but THAT is a very common fear people have internally despite saying exterally that they "want to be different".
Those that truly are different usually just "are" without saying it.
And perhaps the most astonishing part of all this is .... they're sabotaging their own and perhaps your success too - and how?
WITHOUT KNOWING IT.
Without "wanting to" .
Ever seen crabs in a bucket, my friend?
The ONE crab that tries to climb out and the litany of others trying to drag it back in?
(Mark Twain would be proud of that above statement, and if you ask why, well, read Twain)
(Or, read what he said about spelling and grammar).
But anyway, lets give you a very clear example.
Why did Bozo Schofield make up his mind to troll me the minute I trusted him enough to show him one of my websites?
Until then his Bozo ass hadn't thought of Googling me, because "why should he Google someone he thought was a nobody".
Perhaps I should have remained one in his eyes, hehe.
But I was trying to do what I Do best i.e. help and motivate, of course, little did I know. LOL.
Sometimes even yours truly gets fooled by these Hannibal Lecter types.
(though he's nowhere near as bright).
Why did the "friend" Charles not tell me about his trolling when he saw it?
Because deep down inside, Charles is ...NOT racist. Hehe.
No, he aint.
It wasn't about "him hating me".
Deep down inside though, there was this "how dare he be a fitness guy and in shape".
I sensed the vibration the first time I met him, and I was telling everyone how alcohol is alcohol regardless of calories, and he made the comment about me being a "fitness guy".
But I looked into his eyes, and I saw it.
Though nowehere at the level of the Bozo, hehe.
For him, it was about "how dare this guy try and climb out of the ESL bucket (which I never really got into - always something "dragging me out of it"".
Obviously you might or might not have Bozo Schofield's in your life.
But "friends" and family, my friend, often subconsciously "hate" and sabotage our chances of success more than we realize.
Hence the truism of what Claude Bristol said in the Magic of Believing.
Go and tell no man!
Or, Napoleon Hill. (in all his books)
Tell the world what you're going to do, but SHOW it first.
Because if you don't follow this - those energy leaks will sabotage YOUR SUCCESS.
Do you recall me telling you about the two guitars - one in my room - and one in my daughter - that mysteriously start chiming when we enter our respective rooms, regardless of the space/time continum?
Yes, I did tell you!
And some may have branded me a looney tune for saying it.
Which is perfectly fine.
Mine still chimes.
But hers didn't.
She didnt follow my advice of "don't tell anyone" about it from what I gather ...
Anyway, this ain't about vibrating guitars and all that. The mysteries of the Universe I will leave for another she-male, hehe. (email)
But the point, jokes aside, fitness.
If you're a lardass that wants to get to stud status at pull-ups, you'd be better off by not telling anyone about your goals, methinks.
And certainly not ranting about it to people that DO the thing, and do it far better than you and do it far better despite their handicaps which you do not and never had most likely.
Same thing the Belly of Buddha.
Do it first.
Then tell the world about it!
And thats what I do - and did!
Out for now. Back soon!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - PIck up the Jaguar of all fitness systems - youll see a sleek "not fat hehe" cat on the cover DOING the thing, and only then telling YOU To do it. In fact, you'll find you will feel I am right there WITH YOU as you read!
PS #2 - Almost forgot the friends part. Remember, you are who you surround yourself with from a subconscious standpoint. This holds true for EVERYONE. And if you've got nutjobs all around you, best thing is to go QUIET - and go INTERNAL. Believe me, I've never had any success without doing things from an internal standpoint. At anything! And right as of now, I can count the number of true and real friends I've got around me as ....probably ONE or two, but no more, and they ain't the ones you'd think they are either ...
Whining and moaning on social media and why the idea of having accountability buddies is utter ROT
I can just hear people say it ...
What an A hole Rahul is!
How insensitive can he be!
And, thank you for saying that - to those that are.
I realize a lot of my hard knock stuff may come across that way, but it's also stuff like that that seperates the bozos and wannabes and losers from the DOERS - and WINNERS - at anything, life, fitness,whatever.
Anyway, earlier on this evening I was going to expound on my opinion on why that movie I watched "yesterday" i.e. "The Meg" was the most utterly horrendous and USELESS (other than giving Statham some more goggling fans in the mainland, or adding on to his existing base there - which - along with a hefty pay packet is why the poor chap probably agreed to such tripe. For an actor of his screen presence, caliber, and chops - he must have been literally moaning at having to carry the film - and it shows at the end when he does a strange "eyebrow waggle" with a little girl and says "I need a vacation! Oh my!" (he didnt say "oh my", but it was evident) but I decided not to, and leave it for a movie site.
As for Statham, again, admirable acting - and hey. I need a vacation after sitting through that abomination and I can only imagine what it must be like to act in it.
The crux of "horribleness" and ineptitude and shoddy acting in that movie was Li Bing Bing, who goes through the entire movie with a "see how less I Care" attitude, and it shows.
Even when she does the equivalent of "litte dick" with her forefinger and thumb to show how little she cares if her ex makes it out alive or not (she didnt mean dyck by that, but thats what it reminds me of the gesture - porno and such - except she does it in such a borrrrrrreeeeed manner that even if one were to make that association - it would do NO good whatsoever).
Anyway, we'll let that be for now.
But, the "see how much I care" is pretty much what I get after reading most posts on social media.
Enter this beauty (part of it)
(not)
It’s time for me now.
Over the last five months, with the nightmare we’ve lived through with my dad’s illness and supporting my mum with her health problems and adjustments, I have totally neglected myself.
I’ve put on over a stone in weight and I haven’t done any exercise for five months, and if I’m honest I’ve been drinking a tad too much too.
So now I need to get a grip and get back on track. Before all this I was careful about what I ate and I exercised six days a week. But it’s hard to motivate myself.
I could do with an accountability buddy. I intend to do a HIIT session on the elliptical today. Can somebody check on me later to make sure I did it?
Now, really - her Dad was terminally ill, so if she just said "its time for me, and ranted about it" - I'd get it.
(not sure about whats happening with her Mom, but again, I get it)
Really, I would ...
But the thing of drinking too much, neglecting oneself, and then "telling the world that she needs to get a grip and get back on track" - why not just DO IT?
Why not do what Napoleon Hill says i.e. Tell the world what you're going to do, but SHOW IT FIRST!
And I dont know -there is a WHINY vibe coming off that post.
Last, but not least, accountability buddies?
I mean, if you're posting about it publicly, why not just do it?
Alien concept to most people apparently who need the drama and "hugs" and "shows of support" ...
I dont know - every time I've ever asked for support in that regard (back when I still did) - I got - well - deafening silence.
Or idiotic comments along the lines of "we dont understand what you're going through".
And you know what?
I'm glad that happened - because it taught me to rely upon myself - and MYSELF ALONE.
Inner strength, my friend, is the only real strength you ever need.
As for hard to motivate onself, especially when one is fat - this is a typical excuse the MOANERS give me all the time (this lady didnt tell me - but I'm saying those that piss and moan).
I mean, Jesus.
Isn't the fact that you've put on that much damn weight and turned into a bonafide lard ass enough to motivate you?
She's got time to drink up, but not work out because she is "not motivated" ...
I mean, shit.
I'd look at myself in the mirror and want change NOW ...
Anyway, thats me.
I would recommend a dose of Gumption Galore to this lady, but of course. How dare I "sell". HEhe. So, I said nothing.
And in any case she probably wouldn't do the thing anyway, so ...
And that concludeth THIS particular "rant" if you can call it that, but it really isn't.
I'll get back soon. Perhaps with another "review" of a movie or something, hehe. We'll see!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - If only this lady knew about the JAGUAR of all fitness programs ...
PS #2 - As for "having no time" - I have ALWAYS had time for exercise. It doesnt matter if I'm busier than a bee, or not, or "depressed" or not - or having a rough day - or got up on the wrong side of the bed or what not. Personally I know very well that your body is your temple, and the minute you neglect it is the minute TONS Of other problems pop up in your life. Pity I'm one of the few ones that thinks that way!
More...
On astronomical STUPIDITY, IGNORANCE AND MORE!
Picture the following, BRO.
I mean, it could happen anywhere.
The UK. USA. China. India. Anywhere!
A man walks out of his house.
On the way, people avoid him like "the plague" (because he isn't wearing a mask).
Then he shows up at a store, where the cashier (a guy) doesnt much care and another dude next to him is maskless.
There is a line or something at the store. You (well, the dude) is at the front.
There's a mess at the store, and it's taking longer than usual to dispense "brew" if I might say so, hehe.
A lady shows up!
"I forgot to wear a mask I forgot to wear a mask", she wails.
She jumps the queue - something yours truly is very vehmently against, and will always FIGHT for.
It burns my ass up to see people jumping queues, and Im not shy to say Ive gotten into massive arguments over it before (and obviously won).
This time?
I'm just staring at her like she's NUTS.
Plumb damned nuts.
Me, or my friend, or dude, or what not.
She keeps hollering.
Puts a makeshift cloth on her nose.
Finally I tell the storekeeper, laughing.
"dude, just serve this nutjob first".
I didnt say nutjob, but I was laughign so much she got pissed.
"You should wear a mask", you know.
She was within 2 feet of me.
I couldn't help but laugh more.
She moved away.
got her stuff.
And ran.
Dude beside cashier guffawed.
"If she is that worried, why the hell come out to the store anyway! Go home, get your mask and then come!"
And as people "scattered" all around me (except the sane ones) because of this mask rubbish, or anyone - believe me, a friend of mine had to get COVID tests taken for a simple cough or his employer would fire him - it's insane the panic - I gotta laugh.
And did.
And I'd do it anywhere in the world.
My friend, THIS is what I gotta say.
**** this panic.
Let's start LIVING!
And if there is one message I can give you to as I prepare to tuck into a delightfully "goaty" hehe meal later on, I gotta say this.
Stay safe - don't panic - and stay healthy - and remember - health - is indeed WEALTH!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - Those on the Rolls Royce of fitness knows the SHEER STUPIDITY of it all. I mean, China spread this, and look at what people are doing - themselves - spreading the panic further! Gotta give it to Xitler and co for "reading minds" globally, hehe.
But really - folks. Precautions - NOT PANIC!! I'm weary of sayng this, but please - the more we panic (or the sheeple in general do) - the LESS likely one will EVER get back to any sort of normal!
I mean, SHEEEEEEESH!
The odd connection between Chinese women, and myself
I mentioned, I believe, in an email or so prior to this how I love to feed the fish in my garden.
Or, "look at the ducks" for ages while feeling the sun beat down upon me (if it's summer, obviously in the late afternoons).
The wind blowing off the water, the fish swimming nearby, nary a soul around ...
Right smack in the middle of a bustling metropolis, you "get away from it all"!
The Chinese may be masters at deception, but sometimes they use that to good effect in their own country, and these tiny oases are something I absolutely LOVE LIVING IN.
Yes, my apartment buildings have never had elevators.
Yes, I got great workouts lugging massive boxes, suitcases and what not up and down.
Yes, cases of beer too - before I figure out the Chinese to get it delivered, hehe.
But I love it.
But anyway, Chinese women, the women you'd think of (so says everyone) as being the most materialistic out there?
Well, Venus - a girl I knew - once made the following comment to me when I mentioned feeding the fishes, and if she did it too.
"I dont like!"
When pressed for more, this is what she said.
"I like two things! Man and money!"
When asked for what she liked better?
"Munnnneeeeeeeeee!" she replied with a huge grin.
Again, specifics aren't important here.
But women, my friend, and this is one reason I'm bringing this up are great, great "masters" at using their imagination to achive something they REALLY Want.
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", and believe me, I've seen it all my life!
And in my own case, the fury would have felled a lesser man (or person).
It truly would have ...
It's that ability to, as Charles Mitchell said "think clearly" that has always caused Mr. Houdini (I gave myself that name, hehe) to not just survive, but THRIVE.
Same with any achiever of note anywhere.
And it isn't just women.
The legion of haters I have, that would like to see nothing better than me FAIL - or six feet under- is LEGION.
And the core base of supporters I have is equally fanatical about me.
You either love me, or you hate me, hehe.
But anyway, Claude Bristol talks about the power women have to "visualize" (which most of them do not even realize, and use incorrectly).
Some don't.
Helen Keller. Marie Dressler. Mother Teresa. Again, the list is legion! Joan of Arc...
He goes on to explain this in more details.
But believe me, when women WANT something badly, they'll do their damndest to get it - any sneaky way or not - and of course, how dare men argue. Hehe.
And if they can't get it, that wound will FESTER. And they'll hate you for it, and project that hate unto others too ...
Anyway, why do I bring all this up you ask.
Ah, yes.
That odd connection.
We are what we are at our core, whether we know it or not.
And perhaps the reason most (not all, but most) Chinese women haven't caused me too much "Strife" is that they KNOW this is a wild horse that cannot be tamed no matter what.
A man might be down, but the crux lies in determining, and ultimately only HE can - whether he will STAY down.
As Rocky said, it aint about how hard you can hit.
It's about how hard you can GET hit - and keep moving FORWARD.
Thats how WINNING is done ultimately.
It may take eons, or not, but adopt an attitude like that and success shall be yours, either physically or not.
Either in this life or the next, hehe.
I love the Gladiator.
Anyway, thats enough ramble for me.
Get into "gladiator like SHAPE" with the exercises HERE. Some of the gladiators of yore used just these workouts!
And don't forget to pick up Advanced Hill Training and Pushup CEntral - courses enough to bring even the mightiest to their knees within seconds, hehe.
"Sir, you're really killing it!"
And I'm out!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - DO check out the shoulders compilation and read through. You;ll FEEL so motivated that you'll eitehr buy or you wont. Maybe you will, maybe you wont, but I'd recommend getting the motivation for "free" anyway!
PS #2 - But yes, there is a REASON the STALLION is mentioned there. We all want to be that RAW, UNTAMED STALLION - That BRUTE! And thats why the stallion is there, and the exercises and routines therein WILL turn you into and make you FEEL like a stallion x 100. Check it out NOW!
On the definites, and more ..
A while ago, you'll recall, well, those of you on the list back then will recall a female wacko that emailed me - or messaged me, I should say, on LinkedIn no less - fast turning into a cesspool of pissing ,moaning, whining, negativity and idiocy the following.
"What is the price of your course?"
Book, I believe she said.
(and the above should tell you once again why I quit all social media, and why I might well quit "Shanked -IN" pretty soon too).
Ugh.
But anyway, I replied with "look it up".
The obvious.
She wouldn't (despite me MENTIONING in the post she replied to!)
(back then I did actually advertise etc - now, no)
But then I told her to be done with it.
She replied back with
"But I just want to lose 10 kgs. Can you give it to me for 10% of the price?"
Now, if there ever was an utter example of sheer idiocy and cheapskateness that even Bozo Wackjob Schofield could learn from, this is it.
A t least he made and makes the excuse of "I need to find my ATM card".
And probably his wanker too.
but really, that above bit was just so idiotic I didnt even reply.
Like, when you go to buy clothes, do you say "I'm only going to wear it for 10% of the year, so give it to me for 10% of the price".
SO STUPID!
MORON!
But anyway, point of this was - she wanted an informal "guarantee".
A definite assurance it would work for her.
It will for everyone that does it, yes. Not her though!
But anyway, more on that later.
In college, a certain great guy Bruce Clark and myself had a contest to spot the "Definites".
'twas a term coined out of the blue by yours truly!
You know, we would keep seeing the hippie sorts, Baba sorts, and guys with long flowing beards and the "look" walking by, and one look at them told you ALL you needed to know ie they were high as a kite.
And the nicest guys around too!
Bruce would agree, hehe. In fact he DID agree...
But anyway, Bruce - great guy! We lost touch in the middle, but he's safe and sound now ...
But anyway, so it was a contest to see who'd spot the "definites" first.
And hot girls too.
I won't mention the comment he once made to me on that note on this site, hehe.
But she was HOOOOTTTTT!
Smokin hot.
But anyway, back to it.
No definites HERE my friend.
I.e. whether or you get fit is ultimately up to you.
I can GUIDE you - show you the way - the right way - and the things to DO.
I can open the DOOR to lasting health and SUPER STRENGTH and "jaguar" like feline fitness (hey, thats another great name eh) to YOU.
But ultimately, you and only you decide if you SUCCEED - or you fail.
No definites, no guarantees, no refunds, and as my daughter says, if "dats" what you want, go haunt someone else's dreams. hehe.
Back soon!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - Pick up a hauntingly effective course on FAT BURNING that brings back great memories every time I even look at the page right HERE.
Indian WasherWoman FITNESS!
Although a certain Glyn Schofield, the eternal and one and ONLY BOZO would love this book, it ain't out.
(Remember those inane wacko texts about wanting to be a "servant" he sent? The gal was like, WTF .... "why would anyone want that"!)
(and if they do, well, thats fine but Jesus,, Schofield, you take lunacy to NEW limits. But I'm lovin it, hehe. I'm waiting for a bit more trollin too ...)
and I'll probably never put out a book on washerwomen, or Indian washer women.
Well, actually I HAVE put out a book featuring both Indian vegetable sellers and washerwomen, and how!
Wacky, I know!
But the wackos dont have a clue, hehe.
But anyway, that book ain't fitness related. A certain "Miss X" would know, hehe.
Or perhaps she isn't X after all!
She didnt have the X shape though.
I did, but I worked HARD for her - pun intended - and NOT. Hehe.
Anyway, to get the X shape here is where you go and I've spoken about that before too (do a search, and you'll find it).
Yours truly is NOTHING if not very humble, always ...
But point of this?
Well, I've written about how being a "maid" in INdia is a great workout at least those ladies "of yore".
Not sure if the maids now are like that, but probably so. Some things never change in India.
The White Tiger will tell you more on that. Although I could TOO I'll stick to fitness on this site!
Now point is this.
Those "maids" (oh, and I'll stick to that other topic on the other site! ;)) - they actually "clean" in a way that give syou a great workout - and that the average molly coddlled pampered BRAT in India, including adults couldn't even begin to do.
The West as well.
China as well.
Everywhere!
Ask the modern day man or woman to get into the Squat the way I teach - - truly PROFOUND and special in a way NOT known except to "Master of yore with long Fu Man Chu beards" in Asia ... and they not only won't be able to do but they will expel FLATULENCE from both ends.
Ugh!
Now, thats why I have the position in Isometric and Flexibiity Training, which is a not so humble way of asking you to GET this AMAZIN book with HIDDEN SECRETS to TRUE and lasting STRENGTH in ways you never even IMAGINED of yore - NOW.
And why I have an EXERCISE modeled on it in Animal Kingdom Workouts that th egreats have all used.
(skating champs and dancers come to mind for one, but there are many more).
But really try WRINGING out wet clothes in that position. Or sit in a chair and do it.
You'll quickly see how it BUILDS the grip beyond anything else!
Especially if you do it in the special style "Indian washerwomen and MEN" do it.
All day long.
And thats not even getting into what they do later i.e. a hammering position with these wet clothes that will kill your shoulders in about 1 minute flat, or less if you're the nutjob wacking around on the bench, deadlift, and such and believe THAT will build strong shoulders.
Not.
It won't.
And while part of the secret is mentioned in Gorilla Grip (Advanced!) the REST of it will be let out, in future courses.
Schofield is probably salivating at "let out".
LOL.
What a beast I've unleashed.
Actually, the poor chap brought it on himself. He truly did ATTRACT, hehe.
Anyway, I'm out. Back soon!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - Be sure and pick up the Rolls Royce, the TRUE BEAST of fitness right HERE.
PS #2 - Another secret to a CRUSHING APE LIKE GRIP - that insane KUNG FU grip - is working with rice, and I dont mean working in paddy fields (carols aid this, hehe - was a cute way of describing it) - or even EATING it - or hoisting sacks of it. No, the SECRET Is something else. Find out right HERE.