Sunday, 22 August 2021 11:28

How I write so much erotica

Larry recently asked me this (paraphrase) - after reading the book on Nazi feminism (look for a lovely - pun intended, hehe - REVIEW on that soon!) ... 

"Just how do you manage to do so much fitness, yet write all those books on erotica?" 

"And, that SORT? How did ..." 

That is what the "half a page" email boils down to. 

Larry, sage questions. Hehe. 

First, my output is indeed prodigous in every which way. 

Ahem. 

But it's true. Writing included!

And second, "in the flow" is the answer to question #3. 

Third, that ole bug bear Charles the former friend so hates... 

Just do it!

Fourth, and perhaps what I was going to tell you last night, but the idea percolated in my brain ... 

Believe it or not, B.S.. 

Right. 

BS! 

Nah, not bullshit you can smell a mile away. 

It's Bozo Schofield. 

Trust me, my friend, you'd never expect the type of erotica you see in that book (i.e. you see me talking about in that book in what is perhaps and aptly on #26 the PREMIER tip in that book amongst all the other very superlative tips) ... 

It's not "get your dick wet" erotica, and it ain't "spanking her" either. 

It ain't spanking anything for that matter, as far you're concerned. Hehe. 

But it's so hot that it "makes studs blush" - those that have just read the "preorder pages for the book". 

Trust me on this one, and it's a nigh perfect tip for the topic of the book. 

But anyway, the Bozo. 

He's a perfect,living example of how. 

i.e. I put myself in th eBozos quite addled mind. 

And, I just ask myself this. 

"Will Glyn Schofield like this (the one in Brum)"? 

If the answer is yes, I know two things. 

IT's time to put out a book on it. 

And, it's wacko central - yet "sizzlingly hot" - and as Dani said, she's read a few of them - "all real life!". 

Precisely why those books are so successful. Hehe. 

Plus, it's Mike in it.Hehe. 

Or, Mike's "style" I might say ... "Just what Mike likes". 

Mike, of course, is what am I to the Chinese. 

But the Bozo provides more than just entertainment, my friend. 

He makes the cash registers ring - quite literally. 

So, Larry. 

Thats how!

And the rest of you, if there are two books I'd recommend you get - it's the one int he 0 Excuses Fitness System

Both solid, great books - and if you're on the warpath against the Libtards, Nazi feminists, and cucks in general, hey, #3 awaits!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

Some of the best books, my friend, just "happen". 

Despite a few customers asking me for a while about a book on isometrics last year, I thought - honestly - seriously - it would be the last thing I ever wrote. 

I mean, me, with all the "movement" I do - and isometrics

But one night, something CLICKED. 

Amidst all the movement I did, I paused - hit rewind - and saw HOW I did all of it. 

I looked at the stretches NO-ONE does these days. I looked at How I did those - how I breathed while doing 'em - most importantly what I thought both before - and after - and during doing 'em. 

And how I felt, better than a massage almost (done by GIRLS, hehe). 

I still remember going to a massage three years ago though done by a middle aged man. 

My wife shrieked. 

"By a man!!!!"

"How the hell did you even... " 

But it wasn't the oil massage she had told me to get (she was right. Hehe. That I got later!). 

It was a MEDICINAL massage. 

WITH clothes on. 

ANd the way I felt, like a billion bucks from pressing and squeezing - his, of course. 

The way he cracked my joints was like nothing else, yet, as he did, I recalled I'd been doing a lot of the same stuff myself, and anyway, isometrics? 

The Gama used them. 

Way simpler techniques that taught in the book, and along with other things, specifically, Luimberjack "Lodestone" Fitness - and the 0 Excuses Fitness System - look at the results it brought him - and me. 

Naturally, the Bozos will think I'm equating myself to the Gama. 

I ain't either. 

he's the greatest!

I'm simply the Stella Artois of Bodyweight Culture, par excellence - and I wasn't even the one that said that. Hehe. 

But anyway ... remember that foot injury I wrote to you about? 

Climbing and runing up and down hills galore - hence, I teach you HOW to do it right (no, it is NOT - I repeat - NOT - "just walking or running!") in Advanced Hill Training. 

It got so wierd at a time I had a golf sized lump on the front of my foot. 

Oddly, unlike my swollen foot years ago which made me scream in pain when I TOUCHED it (the whole foot was swollen big time) - you could squeeze or pummel away at this lump - I wouldn't feel a thing. 

Always extremes, yours truly. 

Life, fitness, everything. 

So it shall REMAIN. 

But that lump never went away, and kept re-appearing when I did Jump rope workouts for one. 

Yet, one of the stretches I teach you in Isometric and Flexibility Training, for one ... the "heels to butt" stretch which a lot of people cannot even do - stage one, that is - stage two will be in Volume TWO - another super stretch and strenghtener ... 

It cured it. 

Period. 

Nothing doing, just a few minutes of sitting in that pose, then the patented Rahul Mookerjee squat, and calf stretches ... 

It's gone. 

Poof. 

Just like that!

Trust me, these exercises can strengthen weak links like never before - but they can also heal EXISTING injuries faster than almost anything else you've ever done!

Along with the books above, remember to get your mitts on the book on isometrics too - truly another "Special one" "in the flow" !

Thank me later if you so choose, hehe. Entirely up to you!

But DO BENEFIT yourself!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Some random thoughts, but first, an interesting one!

Bozo Schofield and his tales, and I ain't even gotten started - truly legion, hehe. 

If he had any brains, ah, but wait... he doesnt. 

But anyway, here's what I just got. 

"what about that fat ass that keeps sending you this stupid thing" (this guy was referring to a review he posted on Amazon, specifically, THIS one). 

Lots of people want to be studs, hehe, but they aren't willing to pay the price, so they post inanity on websites which is free, and requires NIL effort (both are important for the Bozo, but the latter more so - he's just incredibly fat and LAZY to be honest. Does nothing, like his friend says, "sits around all day eating all my food and drinking all my beer, becoming a phat phock and burden in general we do NOT want to carry" - and trolls. Hehe. That thumb gets a lot of workouts!). 

(thats what I should have emailed back, come to think of I'll do it NOW. My bad!)

But anyway, Schofield? 

Trust me - he ain't forgotten squat. 

He's just at a loss to DO something. 

Hes tried all he had, and failed - the reverse of what he wanted happened. 

Hehe. 

Thats why I love these trollly sorts, it's so easy to get their plans to backfire while benefiting YOU, friend. 

Unfortunately, the world in general gets intimidated and cheated by them, and of course, won't learn how because "it should be free". 

Well, be my guest. Hehe.  

Same thing for ... well, combating Nazi feminism

Everyone wants to do it. 

No-one's got the - well, I should say "precious few have" the gumption to actually do it in a SMART MANNER! 

Then, of course ... 

But anyway, enough on that. 

I haven't forgotten about the Bozo either, and I'll be sending you some updates on that shortly too. 

Neither have I forgotten the hordes of Bozos that sit around "lurking", beady eyes peeled looking for "free stuff in his emails and how to copy him to market". 

"Learn for free from him". 

You can, to an extent, but that will backfire upon YOU, my friend, unless you do it right. 

Trust me on this one. 

You cannot simple reverse engineer these emails and expect results - it won't happen. 

Frustration won't make it happen either. 

But, a good start would be doing what I did in the 10 Commandments of Successful Sales - note, it should be 20, the sheer value I give yo u- and note - that is the START. 

And, incorporating the life tips in Zero to Hero! (again, just the beginning). 

Anyway, Boozy Bozo ain't the only one thats being a Bozo. 

The number of Bozos is legion globally, and is only, as Daniela said the other day "global problem". 

Not just customer service either, as I watch the idiots on WeChat either post retarded photos of ridiculously expensive apartments interspersed with "beautiful" pictures of themselves "hoping someone will buy" (hint - anyone with real brains wants service in that regard, not idiotic drama and Nazi feminism) ... or, and this I really don't get "selling it for cheap". 

Dont get me wrong - auctions and garage sales have their place. 

Hell, Gorilla Grip (Advanced!) is being auctioned somewhere right as we SPEEK. 

But, if you bought a nightie or lingerie for X amount, sell it worn for 1/2 X? 

I dont know, I dont think anyone actually buys it - people will wait for the latest coupon from Amazon or whatever and just get it brand new!

Again, dont get me wrong. 

SOMETIMES, it's worth it. 

When moving between apartments, I often hold garage sales. 

Hell, I sold my old power bank to Sophia the "I want large mammaries" girl. Heh. 

But ... most part? 

Id rather just give away. 

That coul dbe a flatscreen TV I am about to give away - or a perfectly functional oven I just gave away. 

People - dont - get it. 

At this time, and indeed all times, you have to GIVE - with an open heart FIRST - before you can recieve, yet, nutjobs are doing the opposite thing globally!

Or, an old DVD player. 

IF you really want to "help" someone, half price ain't it. You just give what you no longer use away!

I often put old clothes etc outside my apartment - the lady comes every morning, and she takes it away. 

Some people like the Bozo toss it in the trash "to be mean". 

"How dare she make money off my trash". 

Small minded thinking, and thats saying something! 

Anyway, what can I say ... Bozos. Ugh. 

But anyway, and again, ... real reason I'm writing to you? 

I ain't forgotten you. 

And despite me raising the price for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness like I said I would this morning, I ain't forgotten YOU - again. 

Which means, of course, a gift for YOU - and all the other nutters lurking. 

Let me take that back. 

The lurkers, wel,l I dont want their business. 

I only want doers. 

And, here is a superlative discount offer for you - Lumberjack. 

Thats right. 

Thats the discount code you use during checkout to get a 20% off on the pre-order price for this truly special, once in a lifetime book - (hence all the opportunities to get in while the price is "comparitively low" etc). 

This ones so special I might not even put it on Amazon. 

It'll be sold - but only HERE most likely ... 

Jury's out on that one. 

But, most likely so due to price etc, that is how it will pan out. 

Perhaps elsewhere, we'll see. I've already got plans for a solid video on it for one!

And anyway, thats that. 

Rest assured the Boozo will be back, hehe. 

And rest assured the discount code will work for you - but ONLY for this product. 

Get in while you can, friend, and dont forget to checkout the new paypal design during checkout - it truly rocks!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - This product is one prime example of why it makes so much sense to just say "fuck it" and be a member of the 0 Excuses Fitness Ship, period. 

Other than all the golden goodies I mention on that page, remember, you get access to ALL products for a lifetime free (digitial download) - so long as your membership stays valid. 

To me, it's a no brainer... calculate, and you'll see. Hehe 

And no, you cannot sign up and refund instantly or within a day or two. 

Once you're in, you're in. No refunds, no exceptions. 

So there it is, friend. 

Back soon! 

I gotta tell you, friend, this most UNPOLITICALLY correct thingie. 

The women part (except for rare ones like a certain Dani, hehe). 

But in general ... 

But anyway, I'll always remember a conversation I once had with Marc the African Silverback Gorilla on people not getting to messages. 

I cannot understand, friend, why people are so damn rude - and it's getting WORSE. 

I mean, I told Marc the following. 

"I usually give people at least 24 hours to reply - if they dont, it means they simply dont want to"

He agreed. 

And then he said this 

"And, it's sheer disrespect". 

Which it is, but at the time I focused more on the "dont want" part i.e. they want to get back, they'll get back asap!

Its just getting worse - to be precise, more annoying. 

I can just hear the Tom Tom's snicker. 

"he's frustrated". 

Not as much as YOU, my friend (to the Tom Tom's). 

I'm happy - very so - with my life and the direction in which it's going, but I DO want sensible people to have, you know, a conversation with! 

Not just idiotic one liners of "HI!" and then crickets (waiting for entertainment). 

Or, stupidity to the tune of "we're too busy" - but not to update social media by the minute. 

They just dont WANT TO. 

Such as Bozo Glyn, when I tried calling him. 

"I'm doing other things!" his voice tailed off (he was in ass mostly likely). 

Naturally, this getting back doesn't need to be taken to an extreme - I usually allow people 24 hours to get back. 

If you're busy, truly so, there is NO Need to answer the phone "now". 

But, at least return calls. 

And, these days? 

Send an email with an issue that requires thought and resolution? 

Crickets. 

Send an email that is "copy and paste" in terms of responses? 

Youll get speedy responses before you even think about it. 

"Anther one out of the way", you can almost hear the person sigh. 

And, business wise? 

IF there's money to be made from you, watch the sheer speed of replies! 

Of course, once said dough is minted - service? 

Goes down the toilet!

And of course, if its a guy dealing with a woman, she'll eventually pull the "he's rude to women" bullshit when you PUSH like you would with a man. 

Men, beyond a certain point cannot pull that excuse. 

And thats why despite my love for women in general, I never ever do business with them. 

I've written about why it's a recipe for disaster doing business with significant others for one... 

And it's true. 

Anyway, these people that dont get back aren't too busy. 

ANd when you point out stuff like 

"Life, slow, eh" (with the snicker)

OR their relentless social media CRAP with 

"Everyone's too busy, yet always on their phone!" 

They dont reply. 

Not necessarily because you aren't important. 

BEcause they're sitting and sTEWING, simmering!

"How dare he say that"

"I wish my life was like his!"

I swear, the fake feeling I get from most people - until and unless you light a fuckin fire under their asses has gotta be seen to be believed. 

And most of all ,these days, people are just retreating into their shells, and amazingly enough, a time when they should be giving the MOST - focus on TAKE. 

And, rebut all help that come their way unless it's idiotic selfies in the Jim (requisite with makeup and the right pose, of course!) - and showing the right amount of skin - or so forth. 

And, unless it's something that requires NO effort, in that case you won't be able to serve the customers, so many of them will be. 

Ugh 

What a pain. 

Anyway I had to get this off my chest while doing a "Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness" workout, and remember, that pre-order - we're nearing the completion of the cycle - my fingers FLY as I write that last bit due to reasons I will not mention now. 

But it's nearing completion, so get it now at the price it's being offered at. Post pre-order, watch the price shoot up, up, UP. 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - No, I'm not going to "go easy on people". At a certain point, it comes time to take charge of your life and just DO it, for eff's sake!!!

I can just hear it,  

"Thats great if you're life is great, Rahul! But not everyone is the same!" 

Well, if you truly think that way - those that do - and are dissatisfied with life, it's YOUR fault, friend, NO-ONE ELSE's!

Wednesday, 18 August 2021 09:21

The Gorilla Grip Auction!

Interesting, my friend, interesting. 

I just recieved yet another "nth" notice from a courier company (delivery company, express company, kuaidi, whatever you call it, hehe) - to the notice of one of my books "Gorilla Grip (Advanced)" supposedly been stuck at custome somewhere, and them wanting the "import duty" or what not applicable from me. 

This message and the emails came to me for months, then stopped. 

Now, I have no idea why. 

The book was supposed to be sent to a customer from the US - but at the last minute, we changed how it was sent - and it never crossed any borders, let alone into Asia. 

But apparently the "canceled" order on Amazon or whatever it was never reflected globally. 

One of those things, and today, I received some "long overdue notice" from some "import export adminstration" or some nonsense, some "non official" committee or something (beats me how they got my address???) ... stating that the "professional and technical manual" would be put on auction if I didnt retrieve it or some nonsense. 

I've even got the photo. HEhe. 

Much like I still have the photo somewhere of being served with a notice by my management in China and being threatened "we call police for breaking you peace!" and "creating mess" - all for what? 

Tossing beer bottles in the trash. Hehe. 

Some broke, which caused a catastrophe (personally, a cranky neighbor complained - PLUS, of course in Chinese... hehe. If I had done the same if it happened to me, literally no-one would care! and of course, the cleaning lady who couldn't sell the bottles for a profit or what not) ... 

Hey, it wasn't like I was tossing them down from the 11th floor like the Bozo was, bringing women of ill repute back home (Bozo was, he was paying them to -ugh, you know what) ... 

So his notice was warranted, mine maybe not... 

(though yes, plenty of "women" came, but I never got the ill repute thing served to me, hehe). 

But it's interesting. 

THey never told me where the book would be auctioned and "proceeds would be used to pay something off". 

No amounts mentioned!

So, some lucky dude will get it - except where, how and when - I have no idea!

I'll keep y'all posted. 

Last I did auctions was on She-Bay, I dont particularly enjoy them either. 

(nothing against 'em, just a hassle the way I see it). 

Anyway - I wonder what'll come of that!

Will keep ya'll posted, but in the meantime, remember, my friend - building your grip is paramount to fitness at any level. 

And the Gorilla grip series is one you simply must have. 

Pick it up now, either individually, or in compilation format, you'll love it - and benefit like never before. 

BEst, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS -And do NOT forget the book on tips - Volume two, yes, on it's way, maybe in a few months! 

There is no better and more apt current way of describing what I keep saying all the time - and what people keep arguing against - 

As we think - so we ARE! 

Ultimately all boils down to thought, my friend, deep thought. 

People make all sorts of excuses about "people really want that - but the government doesnt let them" (in countries like India, for instance, while ignoring the fact it's a democracy, so what you see in the form of elected leaders - well guess who chooses 'em! Might be a sozzled voting process in many regards till this day - but still the CHOICE is there). 

People make all sorts of excuses in a country like China as well - which to an extent - THESE days I can understand - but not fully. 

True, there are many in China that privately not just wish, but long for a more open and transparent government. 

If you were to ask them what they'd choose tho - solid economic growth - red hot - and an open government? 

Most people would choose the fomer, my friend. 

Even today, even with people traveling abroad from there, even with the Chinese knowing (and wanting to live like) the rest of the world do . . . 

The China model of control has ALWAYS been focused on economic growth above ALL. 

Once the shoe starts to pinch, everything goes awry - and we're seeing this in China right now in all regards, right down to apparently and I just heard this - expats banned on domestic flights (I ain't flown in a while - especally not in China - so I dont know!). 

Probably a rumor, but given everything going on, no-one really knows. 

Like the rumor of requiring covid tests to travel betwen different CITIES in China. 

I dont know. 

I wouldn't put it past the CCP to anally swab... ah, but wait. 

Why do I even bring the up? 

I guess one reason, because they're one of the very few people that engage with the Taliban - and recognize their legitmacy - along with Hamas, and other extremist groups globally. 

Of course, the liberals stay silent on that one!

But anyway, this isn't about China, friend. 

It's about a sad, sad situation unfolding in rugged Afghanistan. 

And yet, to be honest, a lot of us saw this coming - or something like this. I must admit, I didnt quite forsee anything like what has happened! 

Certainly not so quickly! 

20 years of U.S. backed rule in Afghanistan came to an end - and how? 

The leader bailing with helicopters full of wads of cash. 

And the Taliban taking the whole damn country over (it ain't small!) within a week, or less!

Most surprising, or may be not - in comparison to the extremely well equippied Afghan Army - the Taliban had nothing but hand weapons. 

Yet, you'd think the situation was the opposite. 

The Afghan army just GAVE UP - period. 

There was no actual fighting, if you can believe this!

And thinking about it ... to me, it's a massive failure on the most important front (Iraq is a similar story in some regards). 

THINKING - and failure to get the people in general to change the way they think. 

More importantly, not noticing what the people there really want ... and using THAT to change thought. 

Now, to be fair, the U.S. shouldn't be responsible for the world. 

To be fair, the U.S should never have entered Iraq, period. 

And to be fair, they gave the Tailban a chance to hand over Bin Laden. 

They didnt. 

IF someone is attacking you the way terrorists do, there is only option - so in my view, the US was RIGHT to enter Afghanistan - try to get a democracy going albeit highly flawed and extremely corrupt... 

Well - I dont know about the last bit! 

The US had one objective in mind - simple - root out terror. 

So much so that rare minerals in Afghanistan, that China, no surprise, you opportunistic beauty has jumped in to mine - were ignored as well (despite the global paucity of the same in many places). 

And possibly many other things I dont know about. 

Afghanistan in theory could have been a resounding succcess - a barrier against extremism in many ways - yet it went in the opposite direction despite all the money the US could pour into it (hint - China - just throwing money at something doesnt solve the issue!). 

And ESL etc... 

What didn't happen was simple. 

The people's thoughts ultimately didnt change. 

To me, it seemed the 20 years of US occupation brought chaos - which isn't necessarily anyone's fault either, and Biden's hasty exit in the way he did was just the icing on the cake. 

(and just why he had to choose 9/11 as the final exit date to Tom Tom 20 years ending or what not is beyond me. I mean, get them home asap - period - end of story!). 

And to me, a lot of the Army in Afghanistan were so weary of all of it that "at least now we know what to expect" seemed to be the motto as most didnt even bother to try and stop the Taliban. 

Despite being vastly superior in terms of weaponry etc they had. 

And training too!

Ultimately, they didnt WANT to do it. 

Why? 

Maybe the model of democracy YOU and I believe in so much doesn't work for them. 

Yes, it seems incredible that someone would want a dictatorial and tyrannical "regime" at the helm - not to mention internationally recognized terror outfits but remember, like my buddy from the Marines told me... 

Dont expect everyone to think like you, Rahul!

Sure, to you and I its the right thing to do, and it IS - humanity evolves. 

But not everyone agrees, myf riend. 

And you cannot force people beyond a point, let alone the collective subconscious. 

Some may argue lack of economic progress, any real progress in the country made it hard for people to see and believe what is possible. 

I dont think so. 

The U.S. presence in itself there was a very glaring reminder of what was possible... 

And second, all the money in the world can't buy feeling or will power. 

or DESIRE. 

Look at Saudi Arabia for one, they have all the dough in the world. 

But is the regime there any less brutal in many ways? 

I dont think so, my friend. 

Oman, with way less money is way less "extreme" in many regards... 

It's about thinking, my friend. 

To me its sad, but million dollar question - COULD their thinking have been changed, and SHOULD the U.S. have tried more (and allies) to do so? 

From a certain standpoint, perhaps - once you change thought processes, extremism naturally goes out the window. 

Another standpoint ... the PEOPLE ultimately have to want. 

Whose responsibility it is to make them want is another story!

I'd argue it falls upon the people. 

Ultmately. 

Others might disagree... 

None of that matters though now I suppose, with the chaos rapidly unfolding ... 

And, 20 years of ... comes to what? 

All comes full circle, to a huge NAUGHT. 

Ah well. 

Thought, my friend, is what changes things. 

And if there ever was more burning proof of this, it is what is going on in Afghanistan right NOW!

BEst, 

Rahul Mookerjee

P.S. - And while thought might not change (with regard to you) what is happening globally, you, my friend, can only take responsibility for YOU. 

And your life - and fitness. 

Do so now, my friend. Invest in the best fitness system out there today - and get started!

And, how I keep giving my daughter tutorials on this, even when I'm not PHYSICALLY present with her - YES, transmuting your thoughts is not just an art practised by those interested in the occult. 

It's something EVEYRONE does - whether we're aware of it or not!

Before I start, a quick "note". 

Tippany, they call it in Hindi I believe, hehe. 

In Claude Bristol's the Magic of Believing, he speaks of the following (via a third party) .. 

"Nothing is ever forgotten, you know! 

If I am having trouble recalling the name of a certain person, then I just sit back - close my eyes - and picture details like dress style etc associated with the person. And, the name has always come to me pretty soon after thar!" 

Napoleon Hill spoke about this in a different way in Outwitting the Devil as well where he spoke of his travails in terms of "finding the right person to publish his books". 

For three days he labored, almost that. 

And then he "gave up" - temporarily. 

":But I was exhausted. I had spent the better part of two days focusing on the list of names, and nothing came to mind!" 

He leaned back in his chair. 

And, in a flash, it came to him - the right name - as he rubbed his throbbing temples!

Two great lessons - but YOU, the reader is thinking "well thats them". 

they're unique!

They're the greats!

You can't expect everyone to think like you, or them Rahul!

Maybe. 

I think YOU can be a great too!

But anyway ... let's give you an example from my own life. 

ONce upon a time, my daughter was pranking me - doing all kinds of stuff. 

Putting giraffes (toy ones) -miniature ones at that on top of my tea container, and so forth (I was using a saucepan at the time). Hehe. 

Leaving "sticky notes" for me. 

And, "Daddy! A lizard jumped into your tea!" 

And so forth ... 

Anyway, after the last prank, I took some toys away and said "honey, since you're pranking me, and I got pranked (I didnt, hehe) - I get to keep 'em!) 

And then of course, 

"nooooooooooooo! My toys, Dad!" 

Hee, hee, I went.

"No, mine!" Typical kiddie stuff, you'd say, except ... 

And then I said this. 

"Ive hidden it" 

"Try and find it!" 

I was holdiing it underneath a window where she couldnt see it, hehe. 

And then when she came to that side of the window, I switched it, true, slapstick comedy style "Houseful 2" style to the other hand. 

And I tittered. Hehe. 

All riled her up a lot. 

And then, I gave her this. 

Honey, there's a riddle you can solve (she loves 'em) - and if you do, you'll get it!

"Its in something you put apples in - and you don't do it i.e. put apples in, but you CAN!" 

Trust me, she looked all over the place. 

She couldn't find it. 

But, you know what? 

The FIRST place she looked at - was the right place - she looked at it three times, no less! 

And, where was it? 

Well, I gave her a further clue. 

"Its nowhere where adults put their things" (she thought I hid it in my office). 

And so forth. 

she couldn't find it, hehe. 

Now, how I eventually got her to understand it was right there inf ront of her eyes ... all along, and that she LOOKED AT IT - was a different story!

But what I told her was this. 

Honey, just do something else for 10 minutes. 

"It'll come to you!" 

It didnt - but she learned an important lesson, one I told her. 

Think about a problem - then "forget it for a while". 

The answer will come! 

Anyway, where was the damn toy giraffe? 

Sitting in the basket attached to the cycle she looked at so many times, hehe. 

She finally found it, yes. 

(while I was writing this - or not - hehe. I was writing something yes, but of course, after beign told not to interrupt, she had to, and when I told her not to, she of course said how dare I. hehe! 

My little girl is classic, truly ME in a small version, truly a chop - and chip off the old BLOCK - and does everything I wasn't allowed to when young!) 

Including putting ice cubes in my tea - and making it iced tea when I prefer it ALWAYS WARM. Hehe. 

And, when she was three, dunking some color in my beer or something... 

Pranks that would have got us spanked like heck, or worse. Hehe. 

Kids! 

Gotta love 'em. 

Anyway back to what I was saying - key thing was this. 

It was out in the obvious, friend. 

She looked at it three times. 

I told her. 

Yet, it wasn't until after she sat down for a couple of minutes that she figured out the right place to look without consciously thinking... 

Think about that a bit, my friend. 

And you'll be amazed what your thoughts lead to!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Zero to Hero! friend - if there was ONE book I'd promote in this email - it's this. Get it now. YOu'll love it!

Tuesday, 17 August 2021 05:12

YOUR story!

My friend, 

This is going to be a short one after all the "long ones" i sent. 

But, those of you on this list will recall one email I sent - that being, the DOERS section on the website I was talking about last week, or perhaps the one before that. 

It done slipped through the cracks, to be honest. 

But ... it's still an idea in progress!

I recently received a package from Amazon, forwarded to me, and i saw a "seller's story" on there. 

Now, yours truly isnt selling mostly on Amazon, and my main sales comes from my OWN sites. That, I honestly believe is the best way. 

But, I love Amazon. 

Even if I didnt, you can't ignore Amazon, so I DO sell on there, but this is not about that. 

This is about ... 

YOU! 

And remember, I gave YOU a chance to be featured on the doers page - with YOUR picture - your story - and even a $50 coupon to use on the site - with YOUR story!

Fitness wise, life wise, this is YOUR CHANCE, my friend - to be featured on our site - forever. 

Remember, the page will STAY up once it goes up. 

And its YOUR chance to tell your story to the world - to show you're a DOER - and far more

Costs you nothing, of course, except a few minutes of your time to write something about yourself and the RESULTS YOU HAVE GOTTEN from my programs!

And, a picture ... 

And thats it, friend. 

Think about it. 

And get back to me on it, and we'll go from there!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Popko Schofields not wanted, hehe. For those sorts, I've got a special OUTED! page on the other site where all your dirty desires and secret nonsense will be outed. 

Yes, believe it or not, some people fetishize being blackmailed - their version of it when it comes to the other site is "put it out there" and the thrill of their significant other "maybe seeing it or not" ... 

People, hehe. 

Hey, so longas it's SSC and gets them off, I guess!

Sunday, 15 August 2021 06:06

Am I Chinese?

The "rainbow pimp" as a certain "Tyrone Eric Milakuwhat Blanks" once called me "You got the HAIR, RAHUL!!!!!!!!!!" ... is wondering. 

He's been in a great mood all day!

He's been thinking. 

And as I think about something, and as the Universe opens up to ME - I had this thought. 

Am I half chinese? 

My Dad said it, of course. 

"You're half Chinese", he once said. 

I have no idea whether he really meant it, but somehow, those off the cuff remarks hit home - he probably did!

"But you skin yellow!" (true comment made by Anna, a property consultant who pinched at my skin when I tried to explain that I was ethnically Indian - not red either. Hehe). 

And a host of other comments. 

True, I've always been a chameleon, adapt at picking up the signals the Universe is sending me, hiding, biding my time (Bozo knows this, hehe) ... and much more. 

True, I could be "from anywhere". 

From Arabic to Spanish to American to South American to Chinese to "Asian" - well, Indian is probably the LAST thing someone would call me. They hardly ever do. Hehe. 

Hilarious, eh. 

But thats how it is - as we think, so we attract!

And I've always been this way my friend. 

Anyway, I think I remember telling you something about a group I created - which is still going strong? 

Two, in fact - two employment groups. 

Of course, with me yin and yang never goes away. 

With employment "Jack must play, he was never a dull boy!" 

So I created a kink related group too in 2014 - around the same time I created "Keeping it Real in China" - and the two employments groups - one networking group- and so forth. 

All free services, friend, top notch groups that people literally beg to get into. 

I've spurned offers from people wanting to buy the groups - literally. 

And all this for free - the tight ship I run, and the rules I implement - everyone complains. 

Those rules are ultimately though what attract people, because the groups serve the purpose for what they were intended. 

Unlike a certain "Keeping it Real in China" which I was pretty lax on moderating. 

Bozo Glyn and the rest had fun in that. 

When I left that group I gave it to Glenn, a guy from Australia, who then handed it to the Boozo. 

As another pal Alix once said, this group is no longer serving the purpose Rahul wanted it to!

And as Charles said, "don't give it to Glyn - he will RUIN it immediately". 

Which he did - but Charles wasn't willing to take up the mantle of responsibility either. 

Remember, my friend - everyone "wants". 

As I told a lady today, "everyone is bored, but no-one is speaking up, all are silent" (she added me out of the blue today - long time since we spoke - 2014 - and I almsot didnt remember her! But, the picture looked familiar, and ... well, that smile... and well, I'll get into that below!). 

Everyone wants - but no-one is willing to take RESPONSIBILITY and DO. 

Remember, what you're doing for free - or a community service - the laws of the Universe apply just as much to free services as they do paid, perhaps more. 

Sometimes, what we do for free pay us WAY more in satisfaction and even money down the line than we realize. 

Dongguan Expat, that website we created - back in the day - it literally gave me my next job when I was almost "done" with China and had almost given up!

I found Freddie through the site I created (well, Michael created it, but we co-did it, basically - it's a long story, y'all know that!). 

Same thing with these groups, except yours truly created all of them, never anyone else involved. I've had offers of co-moderation, all spurned. 

But anyway ... "everyone is scared to speak up". 

People are content to be the "drooping lily on the wall NO-ONE notices". 

People are happy to "NOT do" the thing - people are happy to NOT say the thing. 

People are happy, most of all, not to be the "nail that sticks out, because it gets hammered the first". 

With all that said, where are we NOW? 

Ah, of course, I gotta be interrupted just as I sit down to write to you ... 

Back soon... 

Ah, I'm back - back after a break. In the past, I'd get SO irritated at losing my train of thought - now? I prefer not to, but blessed is the state of mind I can sit here, write to you, not worry about losing my train of thought even after being interrupted - something most ADVANCED writers cannot do, trust me. 

Anyway .. .

So another group I had rules for, but never went anywhere was the "kink" group - which of course turned into an idiotic porn group with idiots spamming it. 

I clamped down, but then no-one talked. 

No-one my friend, especially these days is interested in real conversation. 

"We just wana look at videos". 

Fuck, how the hell do you CONVERSE without the other person being frank about their opinions etc? 

As for kinks trust me, we ALL have 'em. 

It's a matter of whether we're smart and sensible about the, or a Bozo Schofield. Thats a choice we can all make. 

Anyway... 

Like I told you before I gave the group to Gubo, and I left. 

I've no idea where Gubo is. 

And remember, I never hid my face - identity etc as a lot of people did on there. 

Yours truly, always transparent and open - and TODAY, as I was thinking about future plans, she added me. 

I didnt know who it was, but I knew I knew her, I asked. .. 

Turned around she was part of the group - and after we chatted, she lamented the group went nowhere after I gave it up. 

The number of members stayed stagnant. 

NO conversation, even less than before... (we had some thought provoking conversations in there, I'll tell you that!). 

And ... so I've asked her to find out who the admin is, I'll probably take the group back - and run with it. 

The time is NIGH, my friend, for miracles to happen. 

Yes, I know you on this list are thinking "he's going all esoteric on us again", but life, my friend - that is the only way. 

As I have written SO MANY times, life comes full circle. It always, always does... 

And on that note, I'm off to talk to Maria. 

Now, before I go - 

The "pre-sales" cycle for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness - is rapidly coming to a CLOSE. If you want in at the price now (I will price it FAR higher down the line) - then take action NOW. 

And second, those two copies of Fast and Furious Fitness "pure Gold" - the Collector's Edition must go, I've already had interest, but I'll giv eit a few more days for you guys and then if no-one takes action (on those books - curiously, sales are ROARING on the other books) ... then away they go. 

All for a good cause!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

Life's a trip, eh. The "vacation before death", a saying Dwayne use!

Thats some trippy ass shit, Holmes!

ENJOY IT!

- Rahul Mookerjee

PS - "I'll leave the groups to Rahul!" Hehe - So said even Glyn Bozo "Popko Schofield" once... 

Yes, even Bozo sometimes gets it. Hehe. 

In 201.... Well, I can't remember, when but there have been plenty of instances like this in mainland China!

The one I'm referring to was when a lady literally paraded a naked Bozo - not Glyn for a change - through the streets of somewhere, in Fuzhou, I believe (I can just see the Bozo Googling and trying to find th epicture, hehe - but yeah, Bozo Glyn do so, news had a picture too!) ... and, stopping at a bus stop in rain or something. 

Created a massive furore back then. 

But really, in a country like China,with more delectable girls and Nazi feminists than you can say "voila!" - it ain't surprising. 

On the other site, I wax lyrical about the ladies at the border in Louhou, for instance, who publicly slap their husbands, and they hang their heads and do nothing - - and th eBozos (yes, like Schofield) who that turns on (believe me it ain't a turn on for most in real life though!) ... 

I wax LYRICAL about groveling boyfriends, the man - woman ratio in China, the desperation many men (and these days, girls too) SHOW to "find the right mate" ... 

And so forth. 

Then there was a clown who was pulling a highly drugged tiger in China on a dog leash and Tom Tomming it. 

I remember thinking, dude, you better get out of it's way when that thang is PISSED!

Literally. 

But Bozos like that kinda crap - much like what the Chinese do the majestic tiger and brown bears in their horrible animal farms. 

It's horrible. 

The mangy looking animals for one, they really disgrace Mother Nature (the Chinese, not the animals -those that they LET live that is. They eat damn near everything in case you didnt know!). 

But it always makes me angry to see the mighty tiger humbled like that due to forces OUT of its control. 

But anyway ... myself. 

I keep getting asked this. 

"With your background, why not work a job, friend". 

"You'd make a ton!" 

Ah, but that ain't the reality. 

ALL the jobs I've been had - have not paid me what I was worth, and expected me to be a Bozo grinder that delivers results day after day, and gets peanuts for it. 

Not all ,actually, China jobs were a tad better in terms of pay... 

(or I wouldn't take 'em, period - and YES what I consider decent pay is what most Bozos and so called employers consider "sky high" - of course, when it comes to THEM ... HA! It's never enough) 

But anyway, I will always remember a comment an old boss once made in THAT job. 

At the time, the company was three people "old" and growing by the day. 

Sales - yours truly - was the one making it grow and how!

LEAPS AND BOUNDS! 

They never even expected that sort of performance from the get go, as a certain "Ravi" once told me "Rajesh was expecting you to settle in for a while, and then deliver - you didnt need that weaning in period at all!" 

"He's very happy with you!" 

All true , my friend. 

Of couse, what I GOT for my efforts - anything but commensurate. 

And the minute I asked for more, it started to fall apart (see the book). 

Thing is, with my background, people have this subconscious "he won't work for what we want him to" thinking, and despite them liking me, or not, this is ALWAYS the case. 

They always expect more, and want to pay less - operations, for instance at the time was not just doing nothing, but wasn't contributing to the bottom line one damned bit, yet, he got more than 2x what I was getting. 

SALES!

The lifeblood of any organization!

Read more in the book, of course... 

YES, their sales manager there for years couldn't convert leads coming on a platter to him. 

But anyway, boss made the comment about hiring "a third person" in charge of all three of us - which of course everyone was against - well, I wasn't asked, the other two were. Hehe. No-one asks me these things, because "how dare he!" 

(of course, they did eventually hire someone supposed to report to me, except he never did, and that was their way of saying "goodbye" i.e. skills transfer to him- no need to pay me what I was worth - its that sort of short sighted thinking that keeps people and companies from growing. But yeah, maybe they never wanted to grow (boss said that once, to his credit)). 

So he never hired that person, but to me, he turned around and said this. 

"That guy needs an office, Rahul He's a senior person, from IIM!" 

IIM is some fancy shmancy instittute in India - the Tom Tom's keep Tomming it. 

(today, people from there are driving cabs for a living, it's been going on for years). 

Nothing against, cabbies, but the Tom Tomming about fancy degrees - I've spoken out against it for years, and the facts bear me out. 

Just because you're someone that sat through college or fancy or not, doesnt guarantee squat shyt. 

Hehe. 

Most real achievers didnt even make it past high school in many cases, let alone college. 

But anyway ... 

I remember thinking "He deserves a room, they deserve more salary, yet the person getting you results NOW - what do you give HIM?" 

(and this dude, remember, he hadn't even joined as yet. Somehow his fancy degree made him more valuable? 

I call BS. Haha.

Fact is, their thought processes were "how dare Rahul think HE is valuable, just because he has overseas experience, which we will never ever have".

Aha. I hit a sore spot, I can feel it... )

Haha. 

I couldn't say that, of course, then. 

The only time you can truly be honest in a job is when they're fed up with you enough to fire you. Hehe. 

Else, the farce of bosses saying "be honest' is just a farce. 

They want Tom Tom's, monkeys and Bozos. 

I've never been that!

To me, I'd rather have the risk of working for myself - and the joy. 

No rules, nothing reporting, nothing doing. 

I make the rules - I'm the one that takes the wins - the losses - all of 'em! 

I've ALWAYS been that way, and always will be ... 

And I admit it, I was PISSED at that job. 

We were all at the same level, yet, THEY got an office, more benefits, I got exactly .. what? 

F-all in the grand scheme of things. 

Despite producing the polar opposite, which is the point of me saying this - it isn't because I miss the job. Hehe. 

Anyway, such is life working for others. 

I highly recommend you NOT to. 

Creating, and having the ability to create is what counts. 

Do so, you'll be ont he right track for life - and a hell of a lot happier to boot. 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS. - Remember, the two copies reamining, Collector's Edition .. 

PPS - In short they want Bozos on dog leashes, I was never that ... Hehe. 

I still remember, in Oman, they had this idiotic requirement "to wear ties". 

To someone who can barely stomach formal wear at it's barest, ties? 

As Anupam, a guy there once put it (when yours truly, of course wasn't wearing one) ... 

"Gale ka patta kahan hai! Boss aa raha hai, Boss will be pissed!" 

He did not say "pissed", he said "Boss is very serious about that!" 

i.e. where's your dog collar (in jest) - the boss is very serious about it. 

Like, why? 

That influence results any which way? First thing you know, I ain't no damn model though I could be, but fact is, thats another means of BS Control - there was no need for that in an "IT technician" position. 

More foolishness from the Bozo factory. 

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