This wont go out as a blast to the email list. Apparently there was some issue with the auto credit card renewal or something - which will happen "tomorrow" - so for now, this is a nice little test to see how many of you come here to read "without the daily email blast" (well, the email will still go out, but it might not hit ALL your inboxes this time).
I bet most people will be reading. Hehe.
I can feel it.
But really, I've been talking to a great customer, Charles Mitchell, ex cop from the US.
And we've been going back and forth on what an utter disgrace what is going on right now is - I mean, cops on horseback for one automatically racist because some guy slipped int the river, while the horse was doing what it does best - i.e. run?
Like Mike Pompeo said, it's a matter of soverignity - bottom line - an d certain things, despite what Hiden Biden thinks - need to be made clear.
I've said this before, I'll say it again.
NO country wants illegals with no skills overrunning it's borders willy nilly, with NO due process, during COVID etc - and most gallingly, stretching an already stretched to the BRIM system!
NO country wants that - other than Liberals and Biden worshippers (my own family is that for the most part except my little girl, truly a CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK!) ... what they want? Votes!
Illegal votes, and given how they stole the election the last time I dont even think they need to get illegals in.
MOre like Bill Hates and the lot wanting cheap labor for the future and their dastardly plans - and of course most likely China pulling the strings behind the scenes...
I've said before you simply cannot kow tow to terror, that is exactly what is happening!
And this liberal disease has spread EVERYWHERE - and Nazi feminism in general is a natural outshoot of liberalism.
And it's just getting worse, friend.
Women can get away with bloody murde.r
I was talking about the insanity in my family where "if the sun doesn't rise", it's Rahul's fault.
(No wonder I went to China, Charles, to escape that lunacy!)
My so called wife, or ex wife, or whatever the term is can break things all day long, and it's Rahuls' fault.
She can always be in a bad mood, minute yours truly is, he gets threatened with bullshit.
She can complain about not having money when I send plenty - and when I send it , she never does what the money was intended for in the first place.
Nazi feminism is truly a DISEASE, my friend - and a natural offshoot and outshoot of LIBERALISM which is even worse, but at home, it's Nazi feminists that really "irritate",
And you, my friend, unless you're cuckolded Bozo Schofield - need to fight, and keep fighting.
Sometimes, you can fight directly.
Often and most of the times though, if you're dealing with Nazi feminists, the best way is indirect - to make it look you're not fighting at all.
So the idiots and morons will think, while you yourself "laugh all the way to their demise".
Sounds dramatic, maybe melo dramatic I know, but THINK - for yourself - in terms of what is happening with this world, you'll know.
And get the course on how to combat Nazi feminism right HERE.
Trust me, you guys - a lot of you will benefit like nothing else from this.
I truly speaketh from a place of experience.
And now, since I've spoken - lets let Charles speak -
It's not incompetence, or even stupidity. Joe and the democrats are doing exactly what they planned to do. Flood the country with illegal immigrants from impoverished and war torn countries and turn them into democratic voters! Joe is just a puppet and whoever is pulling the strings knows exactly what they are doing. Why do you think no congressional democrats visit the border, Why do you think the vice president(that's a joke) who is supposed to be in charge of the border doesn't go to the border? And the corrupt lying media does everything they can to protect them. Now they are trashing cops on horseback who did nothing violent to these people, not one injury! Saying they are acting like slave masters! It's a joke! This is to take the heat off of them for what they are doing or rather NOT DOING! And that pathetic excuse for a homeland security secretary is a joke. Look, they all lie right to your face and don't give a shit because really, what are you going to do about it??? If the republicans in office aren't doing anything about it , what do you think you are going to do? Joe Biden could drop his pants on national TV and take a dump and tell the public "this is what I think of you all" and the mainstream media would say that was single greatest act of presidential leadership in the history of this country! I don't understand what is happening to this country but it is obvious that this president and his administration is working hard to bring it to it's knees. I believe there are forces at play that no one even knows about. Time will tell.
Said lik e a sage, Charles, said like a sage.
Exactly my feelings, and ... well, I'll say it - what I Told him - (replied to him)
Thanks for the email, great to hear back from you! How are things going for you - hows "life in general" in the world that seems to be getting loonier (I mean loony, not just crazy, haha) by the day? Seriously, some of the stuff going on...!
(my own "family" is a perfect example, hehe).
they're ALL rabidly anti Trump and worship the very ground Biden walks on, think Modi is a fool, and so forth ...
(when I told my Mom and wife about China starting this mess - remember, one can "feel" things, and no-one knew about this, but the "something is fixing to happen" feeling was there! - I mean, I lived there for years, haha - they claim "it's just politics and a theory", of course, when it's the panixine lunacy, then "you have to take it" (which I haven't, lol)).
My Mom once made the comment of "Hillary Clinton" would make the best US president, and my Dad nodded his head in agreement.
'nuff said, so I dont even try and deal with them, like a brick wall if you get my drift, utter insanity.
So, you can well imagine the dysfunction and chaos there (hence why I lived in China for so many years, it wasn't ideal, no, but their lifestyle etc as I mentioned before, and these lunatics I deal with family wise in India - hehe).
Gotta say though, and another customer of mine said this - my daughter is indeed a chip off the old block. Eight years in all, every bit as smart as you and I are, perhaps even more in some areas. THE ONLY POSITIVE, but boy is it a huge one!!
Back to Joe - yes, I'm not sure who is behind Joe - I dont know, Bill Gates and some of the other liberal wishy washy sorts?? Those are the guys with the money, and as you know, money is ultimately what talks in the US system as opposed to China where you can be a multi-billionaire, but that money still has to be spent per CCP rules. Of course, theres no way I'd take their system - but yeah, perhaps some of the huge property developers, perhaps some of these Bill Gates sorts that "want to own the planet" (outlandish as that might sound) . . .
Yes, it's indeed a shame the way the media takes these acts of utter "sabotage" (ie just letting people in willy nilly, releasing them - all ILLEGALS! - willy nilly into various parts of the country) - and then spins them over and over again into how "Joe" is doing the right thing by the country - if you look at his Twitter, he's even got live feeds from video calls or something he did with (apparently) random people urging them to take the panixine (and dont get me wrong - I think it's personal choice, if someone feels they need to take this vaccine - which to me isn't even a vaccine, because it ain't been properly tested, there are side effects, most of all, it doesnt do what vaccines normally do i.e. keep the damn plague away - you can still GET the damn thing after being panixated - but these vaccine mandates etc are not just unconstitutional, they're utter BS. India is a deeply flawed democracy for one, but end of the day, vaccines are still not "mandatory" in India - and they never should be either! (of course, even if it was, enforcement is lax in India, but really, Biden - China's wet dream in terms of dictatorship, the way he so called leads).
All a massive game for securing votes, I agree, but truth be told, given how the Dems secured the last election, I dont even know if they need more illegals in there to do that - unless it's for "cheap labor in the future". Yes, sounds crazy I know, but anything goes with these guys!
(and I won't even get started on Afghanistan. Haha - now THAT?? Pandering to terror, literally, the way I see it, leaving behind equipment etc (granted, all decommissioned, but you can bet China will reverse engineer them in a jiffy too...)
Yes, what really "got my goat" is the way those border patrol agents were being potrayed as racist slavemasters. Typical Liberal Bullshit, never gave the cops a chance to explain their side of it, just put together some hastily doctored images of horses running into water, and some guy slipping in the mud, and then thats racist. Just retarded, and it's insane people even believe this BS, but then again, given the level of thought the majority of people have - not surprising is it. Haha.
I mean geez, horses are used in police forces worldwide, not just in America - and NO-ONE is pointing out the fact that these guys show up ILLEGALLY - and when you tell them "nicely", they dont listen - so obviously, as Mike Pompeo rightly said, you have to show them it's unacceptable! Of course, anytime someone says that about US sovereignty, they're racist, if China and North Korea detail and shoot illegal immigrants, then they're protecting their borders, and neither Creepy Joe nor Hyena Harris will utter a word...
It's just lunacy, the way people think these days, I mean EVERY country wants legal immigrants - they're qualified and bring a lot to their "new" homes - but why would ANY country want (beyond purposes of charity to an extent) illegals with no skills, and likely criminals as well? Its sad whats happening in Haiti and other places yes, but that doesnt mean you ruin what is good to "help what is not good" - not like the US had anything to do with the Haiti mess anyway!
Lunacy, man, lunacy, unless of course China's pulling the strings behind the scenes for all this, given how Bill "Hates" and LinkedIn and the rest (I got banned from Linked In for some BS I was censored for once, I said I wouldn't say it again and then didnt - but then mysteriously three months later I got banned anyway because I wasn't going to give them my passport to send to the CCP, haha. I believe I sent several emails out about that). . .
As we discussed before, and Trump kept saying this too - everyone talks Russia, Russia, Russia, but the REAL threat is China - Russia I truly believe wants to be left alone in its massive corner of the globe - but its China that is the real problem. (but China's fixing to get theirs - it's been coming for years - the impending Ever grande collapse will truly set the cat amongst the pigeons big time. Of course, and unfortuantely, it might also lead to increased chest thumping and more chance of actual widespread war etc...)
Oh well - back to you - how is life treating you?? The UK is currently in a bit of a mess in some regards (of course the loons on the left are claiming "Brexit" did it - no it did not - Brexit was the best thing to happen to the UK in years, this EU idea was deeply flawed, I've always said that from the get go), but the rest of the world is too - how are things back Stateside??
Stay safe - train hard - and keep thinking for yourself - best thing you can do!
Politics etc aside, thanks for your support - replies, etc! You've been with me for years, so that counts for a lot.
So - thanks - and - keep me posted on how all your TRAINING IS GOING!
Rahul (i.e fingertip pushups - HAVE you got to the magic 25/set as yet? Hehe).
The more I see of this man - and his antics Joe Biden, the more I think I'm a fool to think what I initially did i.e .that Joe was a nice guy, albeit unqualified to be President - big time for reasons stated many times.
Like L (we'll call him that) - a great Gorilla Grip (ADVANCED!) customer once stated, thats an image the media has given him.
And he's right! (i.e. L).
Now, I've dealt with this type all my life - idiots that dont do the thing, yell like banshees, give you guilt trips but when confronted with HARD FACTS claim "Rahul is arguing illogically" - or dont reply at all - because they HAVE no reply.
And of course, anytime YOU give them a logical reply, they start yelling like idiots and banshees "as if that will intimidate the other person" or get them to do their bidding.
Ultimately, it never has for me, and it never will.
But this latest Biden claim where he basically tears apart Federal Border Patrol in Texas ... jusrt unbelievable, and even more of a disgrace than his usual statements.
Apparently some joker made the claim that "they are running us over with horses" or some BS, and the media was more than happy to slap together some (most likely doctored) images of border patrol "gherraoing" Haitians back into the river, presumably sending them back to the Mexican side.
First thing you know, if you listen to the fine men ON THE GROUND - I'd rather to listen to a cop over a politician anyday, and the same for these Border Patrol Agents, doing a tough job, getting very little support out there, trying to keep their country SAFE!
ie. No-one "ran" anyone over with horses, not one single person in the thousands of deported illegal migrants!
Really, why would any country want illegal aliens willy nilly creating problems unless it's France??
Dont get me wrong - whats happening in Haiti is sad, but there is no reason the U.S.A should be forced to take in people from anywhere - ultimately, life's tough, people need to fix their own problems!
Every country wants LEGAL migrants.
NO-ONE wants illegal migrants though - especially during raging "plague from China" times, record unemployment, social security stretched to the brink and so forth - except of course joe Biden and Kamala Harris, both making ludicrious statements against their own agents!
Apparently Sleepy Joe claims "there will be consequences", and Harris mumbled and cackled a few words to that extent too.
Yet, NOTHING - and NOONE - is saying anything about the fact these people are illegal, and shouldn't be at the border that way in the first place!
If they did that in acountry like China or North Korea, guess what would happen.
Doesnt take a rocket scientist to guess eh.
Yet, when people in the US try to protect their own borders, apparently thats not kosher and "they're obligated to take us in" mentality comes in.
Just why, may I ask?
can someone give me one good reason?
Legally, hell yeah.
Illegally - just why?
And as for the horses thing, horses are used by security forces in general globally.
Royal Canadian "mounted police" I believe.
They have 'em in the UK too.
I believe even New York officers use horses to an extent when required (crowd control etc).
Simply being on horseback doesnt mean they're using that as a weapon!
Comparisons are already being made to the slavery era - utter BS to me from where I stand, and I ain't even Border Patrol.
I think Texas should do what Governor Abbott once said i.e. build a wall on the border THEMSELVES.
Since apparently Biden and company could care less...
Truly, this admin is by far the worst ever, makes the Obama admin looks positively STELLAR by comparison, I dont ever recall Obama ever tearing his own people apart like this.
Just pathetic, Joe, just pathetic.
I'll wait for the challenge to do pushups - or the idiotic laugh he makes so often before his infantile threats.
If there ever was a man not fit to be Prez... !
Anyway, horses are fine, fine animals my friend.
There is a reason stallions are mentioned on the Barnstormer Shoulders page!
But truly, to get the workout of your life, Animal Kingdom style - and conditioning and STRENGTH - and health levels to boot - ROARING! - there is only one book that does it -
Get this NOW, my friend!
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There are few stories, and few people that MOVE me as much as Herschel Walker, giant of the NFL does, my friend.
Truly a giant in all ways, and I focus more on his LIFE in my writings etc, because the physical only happened because Walker learned either himself or in the school of hard knocks, or both that the MENTAL is what counts.
Walker didnt develop the personality disorders he's written about "just for the heck of it".
Unlike Glyn Bozo, who ... but anyway, Walker was bullied to an extreme, had it TOUGH GROWING UP - and knows a thing or two about tough times and racism!
Guys like him, and David Goggins - now these are the real heroes, REAL MEN - that have dealt with real racism.
I have too, but like I said in the last email, its always ultimately rolled off me like water off a duck's back (much like with the Trumpinator, hehe, whose dealt with plenty of that himself most likely).
But Goggins, Walker, these guys - they have ALL Dealt with it in more brutal and powerful manners.
Believe me, it can wear you down - when you're a Navy Seal, and you get it thrown at you all the time for one - Goggins.
And it did me when Glyn Bozo, a supposed friend at the time I did so much to help - just turned around and viciously attacked me with his racist stuff - beyond horrible, the thinking.
Now, I waited for years black Mamba style to get my revenge, and it , believe it or not has just started.
But for the most part, even after I started speaking to Charles the mutual friend who I had ignored until then ... I couldn't understand, even with all my experience in this, how people could think that way about each other.
After all I have said about race not mattering, the MIND and the PERSON, and so forth ...
After all the support I gave Glyn Bozo for one, repeatedly giving him a long leash "because he's ultimately a nice guy" (I was so wrong) ...
But Charles, I've often wondered, why he never told me about it - or spoke up against it.
Glyn Bozo of course claims Charles was the guy that did it and pinned it on the Bozo.
Charles did it?
I still dont think so.
He has many faults, so do I (more than him most likely, hehe) - but Charles doesn't seem to be the sort of racist person the Bozo is ...
And he'd at least say it to me, I'd think.
But he didnt exactly inform me about the stuff Bozo sent me either, and of course kept funneling money to Glyn for his mad capers.
Ultimately, he learned the hard way that you can't trust a viper (Bozo).
Black mambas do a fine job of fighting them though, and winning each time.
Anyway ... Bozo is still ranting about "liposuction and asses".
As my black friend in the UK chortled, "I wont even go there".
Hehe. (Bozo was salivating about how his "ass looked while having sex" - dude's in the porn industry) ...
But believe me, it can wear you down.
The racism, the taunts, all of it ..
You have to be a special person to rise above it!
Matt Furey, another guy I greatly admire is a person like that.
(there is a reason I give him CREDIT in the 0 Excuses Fitness System. No, he didnt create HIndu squats and pushups - he freely admits that. Neither did I. And I'm sure if you were to ask the Gama back in the day, he'd say the same!
But HE (Matt) was the one who FIRST brought it to the whole world, so he deserves credit for that!
Not to mention he' sjust so damn inspiring, I should have done what he did back inthe day, but then again, those were the cushy days for me. No worries, hehe. I learned all that perhaps so I now share it on the OTHER SITE if you get my drift. Hehe. China, you beauty - in more ways than one, hehe.)
Grew up dirt poor, one of many kids (in Iowa I believe) - and made something of himself after years and years of hard knock STRUGGLES - REAL STRUGGLES.
A true example of "color doesnt mean you're privieleged!"
I highly admire Matt and have a deep respect for the man.
No, I dont agree with all he's said about China in the past, specifically during the Obama admin, but given what the liberals were doing then, it was even loonier than China, but still, I didnt agree, but NOW?
I dont know if Matt's tapped into the "headwinds" ahead of time as all great visionaries do gut wise.
I've always done it!
But these days you won't hear him talking so much about China as he did in the past.
He knows as well as you and I do that they did WRONG - have been doing WRONG, but much like I FINALLY took an interest in politics to a degree starting 2020, Matt knew that was the tipping point.
He doesnt mention it anywhere, of course.
But ask him, I'll bet thats what he THINKS.
Other greats like Ben Settle etc - another dude I greatly admire - and I DO agree with all he says - business and life wise (another one of those guys who for years didnt even have an apartment and bed to sleep in!) ... they'll all tell you one damn thing.
Dont let it wear you down.
Because once you give in, you're gone.
Keep fighting, my friend.
Fight - till the end.
And you'll see why I keep saying it's all very worth it!
Rags to riches stories, and I have many of them, dont I?
Few though to me strike as POWERFULLY Home as the great David Goggins (mentioned on the sales page for Pull-ups - from STUD to Super STUD for a damn good reason - US Navy Seal, Ranger, and more - they are truly studs at pull-ups! (and more)) ...
... and the great Herschel Walker, mentioned on the sales page for the 0 Excuses Fitnes System, and the book itself.
I mention other greats in the book, not the least of whom is the Great Gama, who even the Giant Khali in the WWE would probably acknowledge, as my friend from the Marines once did.
"He was truly the best!"
That he was, my friend - he sure was!
And Walker to me isn't far behind in many of his accomplishments.
This morning, I read email coming from Walker (apparently?) in my inbox with regard to his upcoming Senate bid.
I had not signed up for it , but I'm assuming the Trump emails I get on a a regular basis - hes working with Trump, so I assume it's something to do with that.
Immediately though, the name Walker stood out to me!
Trump has made the RIGHT CHOICE for one - I knew this before, but reading what Walker wrote in some of his emails, something "moved".
Herschel Walker, the little overweight kid growing up in Georgia, who knows what REAL racism is about - being bullied relentlessly - having to develop multiple personalities to deal with them or be "GONE!" - his relentless bodyweight training routine ... and more ...
ALL OF IT STRUCK SO POWERFULLY HOME FOR ME!
It could have been me saying some of the words he is ...
Anyway, I've focused on his fitness accomplishemnts on the page above - I've no idea if he did the squats the Gama and a lot of YOU guys do - but he DID do a ton of pushups, pull-ups, and other squats that got him into great shape not to mention - HILL SPRINTS, the Mecca and Medina of leg training!
Walker was also HUGE on training the way I teach you in the upcoming Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness - I dont know if he's ever used Indian clubs for one, but he would absolutely LOVE THEM!
He DID however, like Walter Peyron train with tyres around his waist, running uphill...
My daughter was asking me why people did that!
I told her why.
Anyway, it also brought to mind what an idiot Charles (the former friend) once ranted on about during his infamous rant about pull-ups and how my emails were useless.
Truly, a typical Tom Tom - much like the Chinese that dont know English teaching those that do - Charles who can't even hang on to the pull-up bar bitching about pull-ups because he is a phat phock, and LAZY and not willing to do what it TAKES and learn from the best i.e. me to DROP the weight.
"I dont know how you work out for hours in that blazing heat, Rahul!"
Sometimes, Charles, HARD WORK, GUMPTION, TOUGHING IT OUT - BEING A MAN - is what it TAKES, BRO!
Walker did it too ...
You won't find Walker saying crap like "my girlfriend is smaller than me so she can easily outdo me on hills".
Sheer and utter idiocy - I've mentioned this before.
Fat is fat, muscle is muscle.
Force = mass x accleration.
And the last comes from MUSCLE, not lard.
And if the mass is mostly muscle, then there is no reason big guys can't be agile and FAST at the same time.
Just ask the Grizzly bear, Chuck!
I mentioned how Walker had it tough growing up, how Walker was the exact opposite of "easy gains".
Charles didnt agree.
"Muscle sticks to him like shit on a stick!"
It don't either, bro.
But why believe me? Why not read what Walker HIMSELF has written on it i.e. being an overweight kid constantly bullied and more?
In the Simple and Effective Diet, I give you an eating secret that will skyrocket your fitness gains and weight losss - UPWARDS!
Walker used this same technique too (no, I didn't get it from him. I knew about it instinctively years ago!)
And everything Walker says, right down to Trump not being racist despite what the Tom Toms claims, rings so damn true.
(Personally, I could give a crap less about racist idiots like you've seen with my talks about Glyn Brummie "in ass" Bozo for one - one of the nastiest and most horrible people you'll ever meet, who still clings to the "I have black friends, so I'm not racist" nonsense while he spends the entirety of his day pestering womn from Mom's basement and creating nasty racist mems which of course, his friend Chuck seems to "enable" to a degree ... but Walker knows a thing or two about racism!! Growing up in the Deep South, poor, definitely underprivelegd back then - now that is a guy thats seen it all.
I do too - and have seen and experienced it too - but like I said, I could give a crap less (believe me, I could rant all day about the stories I have in that regard, but I ain't - I dont give a crap, and I'm better than that, curiosuly enough, Glyn Bozo once in his saner moments said exactly that about me and the Tom Tom's i.e. "you're better than that!")- and never really have (like the ole Trumpinator, hehe).
Ultimately, it seems Herschel did that too.
As he says in a book, his parents at least taught him well - I for one was never told what he was, that "it doesnt matter what your skin color is, and where you're from, you can ACHIEVE!"
For a very long time, I was brainwashed into the "they have it better because they're white" thinking. Although I never believed it (hence the "you're a white man trapped in Indian body!" idiocy I get - no I ain't either - I am ME, and that is THAT!)
I've been saying it for ages, of course.
Trump, my friend is a pragmatic BUSINESSMAN and the least racist person you'll ever meet. Trust me, you can feel these things.
And he's done more for the black and colored community than th eTom Toms and Bidens "super predator" types ever have ...
Anyway, this ain't about politics, I'll be honest.
But I remembered Charles, who first claimed to be a wrestler and therefore big (when he is plain FAT - nowehere near as fat as the Bozo though) - and then when called out on it, "football's my jam" "I didnt really do wrestling" - though its unclear if Charles ever played football to begin with to be honest - and if he wasn't a wrestler, why SAY he was??...
And so, I had to write this.
Anyhow, thats that for me.
I dont know, Walker to me is one of the greats, a real man, and I'll never stop saying it.
PS - Is it a conincidence that one day I was thinking "what if Herschel Walker actually saw 0 Excuses Fitness" - and bingo, I got an email from one of my greatest and best customers, another real life hero from the UK John Walker ...
Y'all know I dont believe in coincindences!!
PPS - Lest you think this is about politics, it ain't either.
Like I've often said, before Trump (and coincidentally, the plague from China) - I didnt care two hoots less about poltics beyond thebasics, and I still don't for the most part (other than keeping up with what Brazilian PM Jair Bolsonaro is up to ; I love that guy!!) ...
But Walker, Bolsonaro, these guys, especially Walker, I can look into their eyes and it tells a story, a very powerful, moving story, same thing with David Goggins... (he's even got the brown eyes like I do, hehe).
(it's often been a bone of contention in my home i.e why I dont "look" like the others, and the brown eyes and so forth. Hehe).
I've been experiencing an exponential increase in the number of idiots coming up to me about two things.
First, my products being too expensive - a rant that is SO OLD that now when I hear it I either yawn - or I just direct them to one of the numerous pieces out on it.
Sometimes I increase the price a bit more just to piss these people off even more, hehe.
Gotta have fun while you can ...
And second, the common refrain of NO gratitude - i.e. shown towards me for what I do, and I dont even mean fitness wise.
I wrote about appreciation in the last email, how I show it ... provided there is GOOSE AND GANDER applicable!
But a lot of the idiots that keep getting back to me "oh, life is so easy for you!"
"Oh, he has all the money in the world to stay there!"
"Oh, he has a lot of money!"
From a certain standpoint,I just applaud myself - both for my results and the fact it's ticking of the idiots and Bozos galore.
(though to be honest, they told me this even when I did NOT have money - years back - lesson learnt right there for some people, I'd say!)
i.e its about a rich mindset more than anything else, you attract the rest or figure out how to.
But anyway, in the past I'd get irritated and sometimes fight with these people.
I just grin back - my best Cheshire Cat Grin!
And tell them the following -
"I just shake a tree and money falls out - the money tree".
And then I smile in my nicest manner at them - really, and tell them this.
"Nooo, I'm NOT EVEEEEEEEEEEN being sarcastic" ...
From a certain standpoint I'm not, actually.
I just do what "Steven California" on Dongguan Expat did all those years ago i.e. "shake a tree and see what nuts fall out" - usually a lot of them do. hehe.
Christina, that gorgeous chick I keep talking to cannot understand it.
She once told me "I was a foreign loser and part time worker!" (because I wasn't running after houses, cars or money).
I grinned at her, thanked her.
Of course, she later got back with this.
"I forgot how world is, my English so poor, I no mean so direct!"
She meant every word of it. At the time. Hehe.
But the other day, she was mystified.
"How can you not be tense, Shenzhen and everywhere in China is SO TENSE about money now, and you you just enjoy!"
I giggled back at her.
"Hey, I'm the foreign loser with no money"
.... And I let it hang.
And she finally laughed about it too, realizing she "trapped herself" in that vortex. Hehe.
Look, obsessing over or worrying about something will only drive that something further away from you.
Times are only as tough as we MAKE them, my friend.
And this money tree thingie?
I'm sick of how these idiots dont appreciate the time and effort - learning - often times in a brutal manner "school of hard knocks" it takes to plant the seeds I do, wait for them to sprout (not all do) - maintain a positive outlook amidst Bozos - and more.
It doesnt just happen by magic, my friend.
Nothing ever "just happens".
And thats just the business side of it.
What about the time and effort, and YEARS UPON YEARS spent "in the trenches" learning my craft, doing what I do?
These idiots would never acknowledge or appreciate any of it.
"It's so easy".
So I smile back.
"Hey, why dont' you do it too!"
The look of RAGE in their eyes is just priceless, hehe, and I thrive on it so!
Anyway - had to say that.
And heres a final reminder - or maybe the second last one.
Today is the LAST day for the GlynBozo sale - a lot of you have responded - kudos - and thank you!
But those that haven't - those that are just clicking and saying "no" (but clicking away anyway - believe me, I can track these things down to a very minute T - nothing if not a fan of how Amazon mines its data for one, hehe - they've got it down to a point where they know - sort of - what your mindset is even AFTER you leave their site! - and they use that to get you to come back to theirs, and sell to you!) .. well - the clock is ticking.
Sale ends today my friend.
So make haste while the sun shines!
PS - Or hay, I suppose, hehe.
Eeerie, isn't it?
I think it was September ... when was it, Sep 15, that Lehmann Brothers collapsed in 2008 leading to the end of the merry old "freewheeling days" for many globally?
That was coincidentally, or around that date, when the lawyers cheated me in an infamous - by now - court case!
That same day, actually. Hehe.
I remember coming back home in 2008, and Dad asking me "have you heard the news"?
Then I got it.
Lehmann Brothers had collapses, and of course, the domino effect was felt globally, in America too - but the ripple effects globally never quite went away.
When the US sneezes, the rest of the world does indeed COUGH! - and how.
Now, years later, 13 years later - China's most massive property developer is heading for collapse.
I'm sure y'all have heard the stories on that one.
Thing is, for those of us in China, this has been old news. Those that actuall yhave a brain and aren't Tom Tommming retards and Bozos that is. Or, brainwashed sheep and there are many of those.
I've said it once, I'll say it again.
China's rapid, breakneck growth didnt just happen because the rest of the world fueled it and slept on the threat - it happened because it's in many way s(their economy) all gloss and no glitter.
Ghost towns, highways to nowhere, spanking new apartment buildings FLAT EMPTY ... it's all been going on for a while, even tne world's largest mall there was empty for a while!
dont believe me?
I've been there - to that mall.
And I've said for a long time their 14 trillion economy is actually a lot smaller.
Dont get me wrong, China still packs a mammoth punch economically - 9 trillion is a hell of a lot of money!
But it's still a lot smaller than made out to be - or looks on the surface, and economic disparity in China now is at all time highs.
The discontent is bubbling - big time.
And the thing no-one is talkign about?
The US system suffered a nasty shock with Lehmann Brothers, yes.
something no-one anticipated - yet, the underlying checks and balances and REAL FREEDOM - and capitalism that made the US what it is today - ensured that it came out of that crisis.
If there is another crisis like that it will shake America no doubt.
But the economy will ultimately weather it (albeit with a lot of pain).
Not so likely, friend.
One massive collapse like that - and the cat will truly be amongst the piegons.
(A massive, giant DEBT INFESTED bubble that has been GROWING like a cancer for YEARS)
(And just look at what people in China on Weibo etc are saying about the company, and economy in general if you dont believe me!)
I hate to say "I told you so", but brace for it - the end in that regard is nigh.
Yes, to Tom Tom's who claim "no prizes for being right" - there might not be any
But foresight saves many an ass...
And the repercussions for being wrong, well, I'd rather be on the right side.
This is an interesting one, coming as it does right smack on the heels of not just Mid Autumn mooncake festival in China, but a massive, albeit COVID interrupted upcoming National Day holiday in China.
And the Chinese govermnent, especially Xi in his Mao avatar is in no mood to bail these companies out either - its all going back to a Maoist era.
Interesting times indeed, as for the fabled mooncakes?
I dont know - I never quite liked 'em, and have been guilty of tossing many a cake in the trash because I was given them, but no-one wanted to take them back, so ...
But hey, that CHinese lager, some of it is pretty damn good. Hehe.
Give me a Stella any day though!
Remember to pick up the 0 Excuses Fitness System right here - remember, the Glynbozo 25% off discount applies, and in these times, might as well take all the discounts you can get!
I love me some good slapstick comedy, my friend, and those of you that know my love for "PG Wodehouse" and his great "Jeeves/Wooster" books (though all his books were great, these are the best known!) know this.
This extends to movies as well.
And if we're talking Bollywood (I rarely watch Bolly, Holly, Molly, Or Tolly wood - Dolly wood? Now thats a different tale, hehe, getting woodies with "Dolly's" ... ah, wait, I'll leave that to Glyn, hehe. But, Dolly wood I believe it is in TN named after the lovely Dolly Pardon, I did go there once, liked it!) ... the Houseful series warrants a huge mention.
I once wrote on Twitter that the much "me too" maligned (and it's all BS most likely) Sajid Khan I believe is a genius bar none.
He truly understands two things -when you "sell" anything at a level 6-8 year olds find nigh hilarious, then things HAPPEN - movies become super hits - and sales BOOM.
That sort of entertainment is what does it for all of us, takes us away from the real world, rum dum, and so forth ...
And in the first installment of the movie, one of the male leads is a loser - prime loser.
HE gets married after ages, woman leaves him for another man on his wedding night.
Goes to a friends house, ends up in bed with his friend of all things ...
Tries to clean the house, makes a royal mess of it.
Doesn't sound too funny, does it?
Nah - it don't - but SEE the movies, even without subtitles, you'll find it so hilarious your sides will ache while laughing.
The last "Houseful 4" wasn't that great.
But the first three, all hilarious capers, all themed on similar situations, and just I dont know, if you're into slapstick, a must watch!
Now, in #1, there was this background song that kept playing.
"He's just a loser", the song went as the hero kept "failing". "Oh what a loser...!"
In real life, dude's anything but a loser.
One of the #1 Bollywood stars, I think ...
But that song if anything reminds me of Glyn, on his insane rants since this morning apparently.
And the most insane of them all?
Apparently he's messaging chicks (Ada Wong being one) with this sort of thing.
"Im so GLAD you won't have sex with me, or do anything with me!"
"Madam, I want to feel CLOSE TO YOU!"
And other such inane rants like he sent JOsie about "being her servant". (we covered that before, but what we didnt cover is he told her, or someone apparently "not to do house work so her hands would stay soft" or some, I mean really, this guy takes INSANITY to a new level altogether).
Just reading these nonsensical texts, doesnt a weird vibe permeate?
No wonder women block him left, right and center (and the opposite with your truly).
Hey, even if you gotta be a cuck and simp, do it right - Bozo fails to get even that right.
And I fail to understand, something even the simpiest of all simps would do i.e. take some if it's offered on a platter (albeit from fat 60 plus year old women he's chasing apparently) ... not so for the Bozo who prefers "mouth in ass - male or female" - and hand to wanker.
his own, at that.
Apparently he prefers "vise like grip" as he keeps saying.
No doubt he's drunk as usual.
And we'll see what he does for this upcoming "Troll Anniversary" - an event unto itself we'll celebrate here with some gigantic goodies, more on that later!
But for now, really... what a LOSER this guy is!
And no doubt if he'd follow some of my tips in Zero to Hero, he'd at least PROGRESS along the path to becoming a "better loser" ... but then again, he's too lazy to do anything, so we'll leave that one be!
But truly, that book above WILL take you (the normal and sane person) from ZERO to HERO status if you DO what is told there.
And that, friend, is that.
Pick up the 0 Excuses Fitness System too while you're at it - truly the winner of all winners out there!
I've been doing something I haven't done as of late, but normally do all the time (very regularly, I should say).
That being, my version of spring cleaning.
This afternoon, I went through my wechat employment groups - by far the most professional and sane of any of the other groups out there in terms of China based employment.
Believe me, that is only true because I have rules and ANYONE that is guilty of not following them gets removed. No exceptions, no reasons, no ifs, buts, maybe's. Thats just how it is. People dont like that sort of thing - a lot of people don't, but so be it. The rules make the groups the stellar - and most importantly, uber professional - like me - groups out there - no typical Tom Tom's and ESL allowed (there is that sort there yes, but they dont act up near as much as they do on other sites).
And as I did a mass cull today of many members who were little more than a bump on a log for YEARS - I got messages flooding in furiously.
"Why you remove me"
These same people wouldn't answer anything when posed to them. They'd never participate in the group - but they'd sit there like a massive swamp or something, energy drain, bump on a log, whatever you call it - and, well, for lack of a better term, they would DO NOTHING!
If there is one thing I cannot stand more than anything else it is apathy and inaction, and one of my own rules (lifewise) is to not just avoid, but actively RUN away and put as much distance between me and this sort as humanly possible.
I dont care if people dont agree with me - or call me stupid for my life and fitness philosophies - or jump up and down wanting to complain about price of books - so long as theyre not trolls (like Bozo) - I could care two hoots less.
And they are at least doing - something.
It's the do nothings, Typical Tom Tom's and wackos that take up space in groups, get togethers, email lists and such I cannot stand.
Speaking of the last, I ain't done a cull on this list as yet (for a while).
But that time is coming, my friend.
ANd I wont ask you before doing it either.
I'm a gut feeling sorta dude, and if I feel you're sitting there being nothing but a silent bump on a log, well, then thats fine - your right to live your life that way, but I'd rather not have that sort on my list.
(and, that type is welcome to keep reading what I have "for free" on the site - but the list costs money to operate, mail to, and keep active, and I consider the list to be the "creme la de creme" list of the fitness world anyway, highly curated, high quality ... so, I'd rather keep it that way).
I mean really, and again.
INACTION - APATHY - and an unwillingness to CHANGE - is what I cannot stand MORE than anything else - everything!
The "I dont care" crowd.
The "I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo busy sort" when all they're busy with is either (if it's Schofield, wanking off in front of porn and other rubbish) or precisely "squat all" - vast majority of this sort have all the time in the world for social media, inane political discussions, sharing silly memes and tweets, trolling, anything but REAL Conversation or ACTION .. typical Tom Toms to be precise.
And of course, people that claim to "want to talk to me" yet never reply to anything I say beyond the cursory obvious.
It just annoys the living Bejesus out of me.
Some of the last sort might be buyers.
But I do all I can to avoid them anyway, because I don't want Tom Tom's getting 0 Excuses Fitness for one, and then letting it "sit there and do nothing with it" and later complain "it didnt work" when the fact is YOU didnt work to make it work, so of course it didn't...
Alright, thats the heads up for now.
And make sure to grab 0 Excuses FItness at the link above - and get started now!
Lets start this one off on a slightly different, more direct tack than I often do.
No story, no storytelling, no puns, nothing - just a direct question.
Lets say (as an example) that pull-ups are your primary means of staying fit.
One day, out of the blue you suffer a freak injury to your shoulder that makes it nigh IMPOSSIBLE to pull in the pulling position - and pretty damn tough to do most pushups.
Or, most styles that really work.
Remember, you've been counting on the pull-up primarily and handstand pushups, regular pushups etc as a backup - for upper body fitness and strength yes, but also cardio and FAT burning.
You've been doing great.
After the injury, which can last say ... a month at least to fully heal -now what?
You do pushups alone.
But you can only do so many.
Then you figure, OK, no problem. I remember Rahul said in 0 Excuses Fitness that LEG training is where it's at.
Train the legs and back, you train the entire body!
So you figure you'll climb hills - sprint 'em - except there is one problem.
There are none nearby.
You figure you'll use STAIRS.
But in your little bitty town, there are neither towering skyscrapers nor any form of stairs.
What do you do then?
I could answer this for you, yes.
But what I covered above is this - you had a backup - which failed.
You had another one - for that backup - which you couldn't use.
I think we went through three backups above, right - before coming to the unmentioned fourth.
Now, what the 4th is isn't that important as remembering to BACKUP - everything - always - multiple times - in scores of locations - life wise, fitness wise, and "all" wise.
I've been doing this instinctively ever since I can remember.
It's one of the central maxims any decent intelligence agency anywhere operates by in terms of training manuals.
I.e. backup, backup, and MORE backups!
You can never have enough ...
Trust me, when it all starts going to hell, you'll often times need those backups, and then some.
True, for me, I dont plan any of it consciously. It just happens that way.
But do it consciously or not, have a solid backup system you must ...
And thats something I give you with my fitness books.
Each of the books is not just a fitness routine unto itself - the programs and workouts therein give you backups for damn near EVERY situation.
And certainly all of the ones mentioned above and then some!
True, they dont cover what to do in water or air - but we're not the Special Forces here, hehe.
We're simply trying to get into and STAY in the best shape of your - our - lives - no?
And again, ferocity of my routines aside (indeed, some of these types of routines are used by boxers, wrestlers, Special Forces and some of the most accomplished men in the world) - it's the VARIETY and "backup always available nature" which really makes them special - and stand out.
As people have said, there truly are no other books out like this.
And we're out in HARDCOVER NOW TOO!!!!
Truly going towards "collector's item" status with each step.
And you'll want to start with getting the 0 Excuses Fitness System in any of it's avatars right HERE.
Do so - now!
P .S - Pushups for damn near every occasion and eventuality - Pushup Central ! (truly a MINDBLOWING course this one).
PS #2 - And lets face, it folks. Ebooks are great, and convenient, but the sight, smell and scent of a physical book (yes I said those last two words - hehe - I have this odd habit of "smelling" books when they come) ... and the FEEL. Nothing beats it!
I've got several interesting tidbits to share with y'all on this one! Hehe.
Dont ask me how - but a little birdie whispered some things to me - or "tweeted", if you were to ask me in a literal sense. Hehe.
"Your Dad's a little nutty!"
No, not YOURS - although the old man might well be a bit batty in some cases, but I'm talking ME here.
That was what MY dad said about me recently, hehe.
Well, apparently like most of the libtards and Bozos out there advocating UNCONSTITUTIONAL Hiden Biden vaccine mandates, which completely ignoring that maybe, just maybe , if we had to mandate something, it should be something that actually WORKS - you know, like a REAL fuckin vaccine - or mandate health and fitness and a proper diet - not that I would advocate mandating anything, but if you had to.
Maybe my Dad could do what he keeps claiming I never do i.e. dont look at just what the man says and how he says it, but overall.
Maybe he could look at the mess Hiden Biden has created on the border - and how he's emboldened dictatorships GLOBALLY.
Maybe he could look at, you know, the mess Biden created in Afghanistan.
All far more important than this vaccine crap people with nothing better to do are intent on trying to shove down people's throats.
Anyway, apparently my little girl was at her grandparents, they were complaining (my grandparents) - or maybe my daughter was asking, I'm not quite sure which "why Americans - some - aren't getting vaccinated".
According to Hiden Biden, that number is in the minority.
According to me, no. . .
According to me, it's all part of the idiotic scare campaign the media has going on to pull more into the sheeple mode of thinking.
My Dad's answer apparently was "they're like your Dad, a little nutty".
My little girl thought I'd be pissed upon hearing that. HEhe.
Me? Pissed at that?
"Honey, thats a compliment" I tweet-guffawed back at her (I use the word tweet for a reason, hehe, speaking in FORKED tongues here).
But it's all true!
And it IS a compliment.
First thing you know, and these were all things I told her, and keep telling her.
Anytime you try to be different, or ARE different, do more than what the average Bozo does in a lifetime in a week or so - well, you'll be criticized.
Anytime you're the sore thumb people will try and fix it.
Or, the crab that tries to climb out of the bucket, or, the nail that sticks out - or a DOER, in short.
Visionaries throughout the ages have been ridiculed for it, and my daughter from what she tells me faces the same thing in the parks etc when she goes out to play with other kids because she is different.
Of course, for her, my wife and grandparents oddly enough "think it's OK".
For yours truly, of course, I gotta be a Tom Tom (according to them).
And if not, "Americans are like Rahul a bit nutty".
I mean, Jesus Christ, I see that as a compliment again ... Haha.
The numero uno country in the world got where it did by being a little nutty and different, I'd say!
And I'd rather BE nutty or whatever these nuts call me and keep my freedom of choice - and my freedom of THOUGHT - and therefore, my results and actions.
Tom Tom's my friend only criticize you because YOU have something inside of you they never had, and never ever will Have.
Its as simple as that, especially when the criticism comes behind your back and when you did nothing to them anyway so if you were really "nothing and nobody" - no-one would be talking about you and gossipping anyway, yet they do ... Hehe.
There it is, my friend.
Contradictory, but very true.
Bezos once said if you want to be an entrepreneur, you have to be willing to be misunderstood for long periods of time.
And, being called a "bit nutty". Hehe.
I'll honestly take that, Dad - And proudly mention to everyone I meet!
Anyway, enough on that front.
Remember, nuts are the ones that always drive change - in any way , shape or form - globally.
And this here nutcase tells you the nuttiest (so it seems) yet MOST results producing fitness system out there - revolutionary till this date - the 0 Excuses Fitness System.
Get your nut - uh, I mean, thang, hehe - on NOW.
Mik ... ah, I forgot. I'm Mike in China , I'm mike on another site, but here, I'm good ole Rahul Mookerjee. Hehe.
PS - As for Hiden Biden's silly mandates, they're unconsitutional and won't pass muster in court, it's as SIMPLE as THAT.
PS #2 - The other loony tidbit?
"Mommy's got the vaccine". (but secretly).
Now, my wife and Mom have a strange sort of thing goin gon i.e. "friends when convenient, enemies when not" so who knows.
But last I asked my wife, she was very admantly NOT getting it.
I dont know if she did some drama or what not about it - but if I were a betting man, I'd bet on her NOT having got it. Hehe. (and told my Mom "what she wanted to hear").
I suppose that is one way of handling it...
Then again, what do I know.
I've been wrong before, but not most of the time!
This last PS never went out to the list. Perhaps it will soon!
Anyway if there is one good - so called good - thing covid19 has done, it's exposed pre-existing weakness and fissures on all fronts like never before.
So in that regard, gotta say at least THAT is a good thing, ie. you might say all this drives wedges between people, but to me, if this didn't something else would, and might as well get it all over with as far as I see rather than prolong what isn't.
I dont expect you, the reader to agree, or not, but thats my take on it.. .