I love me some good slapstick comedy, my friend, and those of you that know my love for "PG Wodehouse" and his great "Jeeves/Wooster" books (though all his books were great, these are the best known!) know this.
This extends to movies as well.
And if we're talking Bollywood (I rarely watch Bolly, Holly, Molly, Or Tolly wood - Dolly wood? Now thats a different tale, hehe, getting woodies with "Dolly's" ... ah, wait, I'll leave that to Glyn, hehe. But, Dolly wood I believe it is in TN named after the lovely Dolly Pardon, I did go there once, liked it!) ... the Houseful series warrants a huge mention.
I once wrote on Twitter that the much "me too" maligned (and it's all BS most likely) Sajid Khan I believe is a genius bar none.
He truly understands two things -when you "sell" anything at a level 6-8 year olds find nigh hilarious, then things HAPPEN - movies become super hits - and sales BOOM.
That sort of entertainment is what does it for all of us, takes us away from the real world, rum dum, and so forth ...
And in the first installment of the movie, one of the male leads is a loser - prime loser.
HE gets married after ages, woman leaves him for another man on his wedding night.
Goes to a friends house, ends up in bed with his friend of all things ...
Tries to clean the house, makes a royal mess of it.
Doesn't sound too funny, does it?
Nah - it don't - but SEE the movies, even without subtitles, you'll find it so hilarious your sides will ache while laughing.
The last "Houseful 4" wasn't that great.
But the first three, all hilarious capers, all themed on similar situations, and just I dont know, if you're into slapstick, a must watch!
Now, in #1, there was this background song that kept playing.
"He's just a loser", the song went as the hero kept "failing". "Oh what a loser...!"
In real life, dude's anything but a loser.
One of the #1 Bollywood stars, I think ...
But that song if anything reminds me of Glyn, on his insane rants since this morning apparently.
And the most insane of them all?
Apparently he's messaging chicks (Ada Wong being one) with this sort of thing.
"Im so GLAD you won't have sex with me, or do anything with me!"
"Madam, I want to feel CLOSE TO YOU!"
And other such inane rants like he sent JOsie about "being her servant". (we covered that before, but what we didnt cover is he told her, or someone apparently "not to do house work so her hands would stay soft" or some, I mean really, this guy takes INSANITY to a new level altogether).
Just reading these nonsensical texts, doesnt a weird vibe permeate?
No wonder women block him left, right and center (and the opposite with your truly).
Hey, even if you gotta be a cuck and simp, do it right - Bozo fails to get even that right.
And I fail to understand, something even the simpiest of all simps would do i.e. take some if it's offered on a platter (albeit from fat 60 plus year old women he's chasing apparently) ... not so for the Bozo who prefers "mouth in ass - male or female" - and hand to wanker.
his own, at that.
Apparently he prefers "vise like grip" as he keeps saying.
No doubt he's drunk as usual.
And we'll see what he does for this upcoming "Troll Anniversary" - an event unto itself we'll celebrate here with some gigantic goodies, more on that later!
But for now, really... what a LOSER this guy is!
And no doubt if he'd follow some of my tips in Zero to Hero, he'd at least PROGRESS along the path to becoming a "better loser" ... but then again, he's too lazy to do anything, so we'll leave that one be!
But truly, that book above WILL take you (the normal and sane person) from ZERO to HERO status if you DO what is told there.
And that, friend, is that.
Pick up the 0 Excuses Fitness System too while you're at it - truly the winner of all winners out there!
I've been doing something I haven't done as of late, but normally do all the time (very regularly, I should say).
That being, my version of spring cleaning.
This afternoon, I went through my wechat employment groups - by far the most professional and sane of any of the other groups out there in terms of China based employment.
Believe me, that is only true because I have rules and ANYONE that is guilty of not following them gets removed. No exceptions, no reasons, no ifs, buts, maybe's. Thats just how it is. People dont like that sort of thing - a lot of people don't, but so be it. The rules make the groups the stellar - and most importantly, uber professional - like me - groups out there - no typical Tom Tom's and ESL allowed (there is that sort there yes, but they dont act up near as much as they do on other sites).
And as I did a mass cull today of many members who were little more than a bump on a log for YEARS - I got messages flooding in furiously.
"Why you remove me"
These same people wouldn't answer anything when posed to them. They'd never participate in the group - but they'd sit there like a massive swamp or something, energy drain, bump on a log, whatever you call it - and, well, for lack of a better term, they would DO NOTHING!
If there is one thing I cannot stand more than anything else it is apathy and inaction, and one of my own rules (lifewise) is to not just avoid, but actively RUN away and put as much distance between me and this sort as humanly possible.
I dont care if people dont agree with me - or call me stupid for my life and fitness philosophies - or jump up and down wanting to complain about price of books - so long as theyre not trolls (like Bozo) - I could care two hoots less.
And they are at least doing - something.
It's the do nothings, Typical Tom Tom's and wackos that take up space in groups, get togethers, email lists and such I cannot stand.
Speaking of the last, I ain't done a cull on this list as yet (for a while).
But that time is coming, my friend.
ANd I wont ask you before doing it either.
I'm a gut feeling sorta dude, and if I feel you're sitting there being nothing but a silent bump on a log, well, then thats fine - your right to live your life that way, but I'd rather not have that sort on my list.
(and, that type is welcome to keep reading what I have "for free" on the site - but the list costs money to operate, mail to, and keep active, and I consider the list to be the "creme la de creme" list of the fitness world anyway, highly curated, high quality ... so, I'd rather keep it that way).
I mean really, and again.
INACTION - APATHY - and an unwillingness to CHANGE - is what I cannot stand MORE than anything else - everything!
The "I dont care" crowd.
The "I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo busy sort" when all they're busy with is either (if it's Schofield, wanking off in front of porn and other rubbish) or precisely "squat all" - vast majority of this sort have all the time in the world for social media, inane political discussions, sharing silly memes and tweets, trolling, anything but REAL Conversation or ACTION .. typical Tom Toms to be precise.
And of course, people that claim to "want to talk to me" yet never reply to anything I say beyond the cursory obvious.
It just annoys the living Bejesus out of me.
Some of the last sort might be buyers.
But I do all I can to avoid them anyway, because I don't want Tom Tom's getting 0 Excuses Fitness for one, and then letting it "sit there and do nothing with it" and later complain "it didnt work" when the fact is YOU didnt work to make it work, so of course it didn't...
Alright, thats the heads up for now.
And make sure to grab 0 Excuses FItness at the link above - and get started now!
Lets start this one off on a slightly different, more direct tack than I often do.
No story, no storytelling, no puns, nothing - just a direct question.
Lets say (as an example) that pull-ups are your primary means of staying fit.
One day, out of the blue you suffer a freak injury to your shoulder that makes it nigh IMPOSSIBLE to pull in the pulling position - and pretty damn tough to do most pushups.
Or, most styles that really work.
Remember, you've been counting on the pull-up primarily and handstand pushups, regular pushups etc as a backup - for upper body fitness and strength yes, but also cardio and FAT burning.
You've been doing great.
After the injury, which can last say ... a month at least to fully heal -now what?
You do pushups alone.
But you can only do so many.
Then you figure, OK, no problem. I remember Rahul said in 0 Excuses Fitness that LEG training is where it's at.
Train the legs and back, you train the entire body!
So you figure you'll climb hills - sprint 'em - except there is one problem.
There are none nearby.
You figure you'll use STAIRS.
But in your little bitty town, there are neither towering skyscrapers nor any form of stairs.
What do you do then?
I could answer this for you, yes.
But what I covered above is this - you had a backup - which failed.
You had another one - for that backup - which you couldn't use.
I think we went through three backups above, right - before coming to the unmentioned fourth.
Now, what the 4th is isn't that important as remembering to BACKUP - everything - always - multiple times - in scores of locations - life wise, fitness wise, and "all" wise.
I've been doing this instinctively ever since I can remember.
It's one of the central maxims any decent intelligence agency anywhere operates by in terms of training manuals.
I.e. backup, backup, and MORE backups!
You can never have enough ...
Trust me, when it all starts going to hell, you'll often times need those backups, and then some.
True, for me, I dont plan any of it consciously. It just happens that way.
But do it consciously or not, have a solid backup system you must ...
And thats something I give you with my fitness books.
Each of the books is not just a fitness routine unto itself - the programs and workouts therein give you backups for damn near EVERY situation.
And certainly all of the ones mentioned above and then some!
True, they dont cover what to do in water or air - but we're not the Special Forces here, hehe.
We're simply trying to get into and STAY in the best shape of your - our - lives - no?
And again, ferocity of my routines aside (indeed, some of these types of routines are used by boxers, wrestlers, Special Forces and some of the most accomplished men in the world) - it's the VARIETY and "backup always available nature" which really makes them special - and stand out.
As people have said, there truly are no other books out like this.
And we're out in HARDCOVER NOW TOO!!!!
Truly going towards "collector's item" status with each step.
And you'll want to start with getting the 0 Excuses Fitness System in any of it's avatars right HERE.
Do so - now!
P .S - Pushups for damn near every occasion and eventuality - Pushup Central ! (truly a MINDBLOWING course this one).
PS #2 - And lets face, it folks. Ebooks are great, and convenient, but the sight, smell and scent of a physical book (yes I said those last two words - hehe - I have this odd habit of "smelling" books when they come) ... and the FEEL. Nothing beats it!
I've got several interesting tidbits to share with y'all on this one! Hehe.
Dont ask me how - but a little birdie whispered some things to me - or "tweeted", if you were to ask me in a literal sense. Hehe.
"Your Dad's a little nutty!"
No, not YOURS - although the old man might well be a bit batty in some cases, but I'm talking ME here.
That was what MY dad said about me recently, hehe.
Well, apparently like most of the libtards and Bozos out there advocating UNCONSTITUTIONAL Hiden Biden vaccine mandates, which completely ignoring that maybe, just maybe , if we had to mandate something, it should be something that actually WORKS - you know, like a REAL fuckin vaccine - or mandate health and fitness and a proper diet - not that I would advocate mandating anything, but if you had to.
Maybe my Dad could do what he keeps claiming I never do i.e. dont look at just what the man says and how he says it, but overall.
Maybe he could look at the mess Hiden Biden has created on the border - and how he's emboldened dictatorships GLOBALLY.
Maybe he could look at, you know, the mess Biden created in Afghanistan.
All far more important than this vaccine crap people with nothing better to do are intent on trying to shove down people's throats.
Anyway, apparently my little girl was at her grandparents, they were complaining (my grandparents) - or maybe my daughter was asking, I'm not quite sure which "why Americans - some - aren't getting vaccinated".
According to Hiden Biden, that number is in the minority.
According to me, no. . .
According to me, it's all part of the idiotic scare campaign the media has going on to pull more into the sheeple mode of thinking.
My Dad's answer apparently was "they're like your Dad, a little nutty".
My little girl thought I'd be pissed upon hearing that. HEhe.
Me? Pissed at that?
"Honey, thats a compliment" I tweet-guffawed back at her (I use the word tweet for a reason, hehe, speaking in FORKED tongues here).
But it's all true!
And it IS a compliment.
First thing you know, and these were all things I told her, and keep telling her.
Anytime you try to be different, or ARE different, do more than what the average Bozo does in a lifetime in a week or so - well, you'll be criticized.
Anytime you're the sore thumb people will try and fix it.
Or, the crab that tries to climb out of the bucket, or, the nail that sticks out - or a DOER, in short.
Visionaries throughout the ages have been ridiculed for it, and my daughter from what she tells me faces the same thing in the parks etc when she goes out to play with other kids because she is different.
Of course, for her, my wife and grandparents oddly enough "think it's OK".
For yours truly, of course, I gotta be a Tom Tom (according to them).
And if not, "Americans are like Rahul a bit nutty".
I mean, Jesus Christ, I see that as a compliment again ... Haha.
The numero uno country in the world got where it did by being a little nutty and different, I'd say!
And I'd rather BE nutty or whatever these nuts call me and keep my freedom of choice - and my freedom of THOUGHT - and therefore, my results and actions.
Tom Tom's my friend only criticize you because YOU have something inside of you they never had, and never ever will Have.
Its as simple as that, especially when the criticism comes behind your back and when you did nothing to them anyway so if you were really "nothing and nobody" - no-one would be talking about you and gossipping anyway, yet they do ... Hehe.
There it is, my friend.
Contradictory, but very true.
Bezos once said if you want to be an entrepreneur, you have to be willing to be misunderstood for long periods of time.
And, being called a "bit nutty". Hehe.
I'll honestly take that, Dad - And proudly mention to everyone I meet!
Anyway, enough on that front.
Remember, nuts are the ones that always drive change - in any way , shape or form - globally.
And this here nutcase tells you the nuttiest (so it seems) yet MOST results producing fitness system out there - revolutionary till this date - the 0 Excuses Fitness System.
Get your nut - uh, I mean, thang, hehe - on NOW.
Mik ... ah, I forgot. I'm Mike in China , I'm mike on another site, but here, I'm good ole Rahul Mookerjee. Hehe.
PS - As for Hiden Biden's silly mandates, they're unconsitutional and won't pass muster in court, it's as SIMPLE as THAT.
PS #2 - The other loony tidbit?
"Mommy's got the vaccine". (but secretly).
Now, my wife and Mom have a strange sort of thing goin gon i.e. "friends when convenient, enemies when not" so who knows.
But last I asked my wife, she was very admantly NOT getting it.
I dont know if she did some drama or what not about it - but if I were a betting man, I'd bet on her NOT having got it. Hehe. (and told my Mom "what she wanted to hear").
I suppose that is one way of handling it...
Then again, what do I know.
I've been wrong before, but not most of the time!
This last PS never went out to the list. Perhaps it will soon!
Anyway if there is one good - so called good - thing covid19 has done, it's exposed pre-existing weakness and fissures on all fronts like never before.
So in that regard, gotta say at least THAT is a good thing, ie. you might say all this drives wedges between people, but to me, if this didn't something else would, and might as well get it all over with as far as I see rather than prolong what isn't.
I dont expect you, the reader to agree, or not, but thats my take on it.. .
It's interesting, my friend.
For a "dark bedroom dwelling beer swilling maniac" - the long, long list of women that I've been with, that continues to grow, my prodigous output both "there" and books wise - and writing wise - and emails wise ... results, and so forth ...
Staying in shape no matter what.
Taking what life has to throw at me down the years (more than what most people could begin to imagine), and ultimately twisting it into a pretezel, tossing it right back ...
"Conversation rules the nation!" (TEMB, you were right - it isn't the hair or body that does it,hehe).
Or the "size" or lack thereof.
It also, and Bozo is a perfect example - RUINS the nation...
The point here is women, my friend.
I am UBER selective - to the point of being extremely fastidious about WHO I chat to - and that extends to women too.
The minute anyone is an energy drain on me, or a vampire, or "doesnt respond" or other BS o r "too busy" - I cut them out of my life.
I dont delete, block etc - in some cases, yes, but I do that MENTALLY.
For me, that very long list of women?
MOST, if not all those women were all gorgeous - they ALL had money (without exception, and at the time, more than me).
Some married, some not ...
And this may come across as even stranger, but for someone that keeps preaching, and rightfully so the benefits of being FIT -when I was a phat phock and out of shape - I had some of the best experiences of my life in that regard.
It wasn't because I was "married and fat and happy either".
Most of that time, I was "single".
It was something else, friend.
Ultimately, its what Carol once told me.
"Talking to you, I found it very interesting!"
And THAT is what does it. The brains.
She had a long, long list of men HANKERING after her which she kept on hold.
A lot of the other girls did to as "they wanted to see how and where Rahul and them would work out" first.
Then they went to those guys, or didnt... (after I left, or whatever happened).
Lucy, a girl I know recently sent me a message about "you just want me for yourself!"
Which is astouding given she sleeps around causally, and I asked her about it, and I encourage it.
By all means, if a woman wants to do that ...
But for me, "I want YOU, you're better than them", she keepst elling me - something didnt fit.
The conversation, the communication - it didnt feel right.
Most guys would just for the "kill" and notch another notch up or some rubbish.
I do so without even thinking about it and NOT going for the kill - astounding as that might sound.
True, that leads to cases like Grandmother Ashley occasionally who other than their marriage have done F all sexually in their lives.
It also leads to cases where "my husband not so romantic as you!" - these women learn and enjoy sexuality like nothing they've ever done before.
And so do YOU i.e. me in that case by extension obviously.
I wrote about how it's businessmen that most women hanker after.
It's not so much the politicians or movie stars or studs - its those with brains - that usually create businesses with good eventual cash flow (until they crash, and then they rebuild again) ...
...It's the BRAINS!
The brains is what eventually leads to MONEY down the line.
And we all know what women want the most. Even women want "it" - yes - but for women, stability and money trumps all "ultimately" and she will make sacrifices in any regard for that.
Men ultimately won't. (ie men ultimately do what they do for some sort of SEX or sexual desire and proceeding towards fulfiling that desire SOMEHOW in some way, shape or form)
Thats just how we're wired, my friend, and trying to change it doesnt work.
Trying to understand it, and play the game accordingly - works - and how!
As for yours truly, I'd rather have women that dont sleep around with a bazillion different men.
And have always had ...
And "loose sleeping around" doesnt cut it for me (when it comes to women).
Call me a misogynist, but there it is ..
Alright enough of this.
But it needed to be said!
Hey, there are some things women can do and men can't - it works the SAMe in reverse too.
And if you're still thinking "its the body that attracts" - well, get that body then - and do so by getting on the system there - truly turning you from "dud" to Stud in all regards - the 0 Excuses Fitness System.
PS - And I'd rather not, and never have been a notch on any woman's "post" either, hehe. Always had higher standards for myself than that, and it shows!
It could be Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels, the latter bitching about his lack of stayng power, the shape of his nether parts or what not.
It could be Sly Stallone and Brigette Nielsen, the latter complaining about much the same thing (for an ex porn star at that! I mean, the stupidity of it all - Sly was good enough to make money that way when the chips were down, and...)
But it's a common refrain - females having abnormal expectations of male celebs and then complaining about their lack of prowress in bed.
Ever notice these females where THEY are when they complain - and where the men are?
Look at Brigette where she is today - and Sly.
Ditto for Trump and Stormy!
Not to mention, some of these women are the bitchiest, most entitled and most domineering ever!
(and you CAN profit from that, if you know HOW - trust me, it isnt what youre thinking either).
I'll always remember Marc the African silverback Gorilla complaining about a woman that once messaged him out of the blue (well, he messaged her, actually, I believe) and the upshot?
She wanted a house and car before even "talking further".
"she's over 43, and so damn entitiled", he went.
I dont want a woman that doesn't turn me on, he continued. I'm over 40, and ...!
Now, I agree with that part of what he said - completely so!
Not to mention, successful men TRANSMUTE Their sexual energy into their WORK, and have no time for BS or honey do's.
When we're with women, we like to be treated WELL - not like Bozo Schofield does. "in ass".
Anyway, I believe I told you some interesting tales about Grandmother Ashley in the last email?
I edited that one on the site, and added in a few tidibits as well, namely about how her so called cleaning wasn't much, if at all, better than my own - not to mention the bitching up a storm and of course, as for Bozo Schofield we dont know what his skills are there either, but anyway ..
So that night of the "infamous" HJ
"You dont need me", she kept moaning.
Repetition of the same chant, the same incantations, the same affirmations leads to belief, and once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.
They did - or the lack of things happening that night.
So much did she piss and moan that I got sick of hearing about it.
She went to bed.
I drank a six pack, and joined her (that was like 14 beers already).
Middle of the night, I was snoring peacefully.
She did something that brought me "boing" if you get my drift.
But as I was starting to enjoy it, she stopped.
Got on top.
Nothing wrong with cowgirl, or cowboy, but you know, sometimes, some other things feel better, I told her that.
(sometimes a man just wants to be a lazy ass in bed and enjoy if you get my drift, not to mention after like 15 beers...)
And the amount she bitched again ...!
Then the next morning, we woke up at 6 - or I did, then she did too.
"Ashley, you sleep", I told her.
I gotta go climb!
"I'll climb with you!" she went.
Now, nothing against climbing hills with women - I do and have done plenty of that.
But her, I knew she'd never be able to keep up with me on the hill.
And, she didnt look like she ever climbed either (she wasn't really fat, but she was too bodacious if you get my drift - apparently yoga shomga did squat all for her, as I keep saying. HA!)
Even Jassy the yoga Queen has come around to understanding that.
Anyway, I tried tellng her no, finally she got pissed off and left, not the ideal start to the morning at all ...
And I told her, Ashley, you dont look like you ever climb!
"How do you know", she went.
Well, because I spend like 5-6 hours out there daily I told her, because I've never seen you there, and ...
"How do you know! I could come when you were not there!"
Maybe she did, but she sure didnt LOOK it.
And she sure wouldn't have been able to keep up with meon the hill!
Anyway, back to successful men and some of the women complaining - they dont GET IT.
Look at where these women are, how they got there, and where they are today.
Look at the men, their stories, if they did it themselves, went through the school of hard knocks, whether the women did too, you know, all those hard to ask questions.
These questions answer a lot.
Ashley for one tom toms her various pharamices and what not, fact is this - without her Dad supporting her with MONEY and then her husband (who has hotels or something) - it wouldn't never have happened.
Sure, she repaid it.
But, all too often, men never get that initial BOOST ... women DO!
And the next time when you hear Stormy Dan or whatever whining bout the Trumpinators wang doodle, just pause and think "what about HER".
Not exactly a spring chicken for one ...
Anyway, where am I going with this - I dont know.
seemed like the ideal rejoinder to the last GrandMother Ashley Email I sent out!
And also, a perfect place to promote 16 INspirational Fitness Recollections, another book that has seen a lot of interest.
Along with this, which is a tiny purchase - make sure to pick up a bad one - or a big one - or a BIG BAD one too - the BOOK OF ALL BOOKS set to come out - Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness.
Price will go up dramatically very soon.
And, the baseline of all fitness systems here.
OK, thats it for now.
I once briefly - very much so - dated a girl named Ashley (so was her English name).
Eyes full of naughty candor, hidden desire and more - yet, externally (and I dont mean clothes etc - she wore the most revealing clothes ever) - you'd be forgiven for thinking "Prude Central".
She was of course the same dame that ... ah, but lets recap it in brief.
When we went on our first date, it was a movie we watched, and dinner etc too I believe.
Well, actually not - that was second maybe.
Before that, we did something - I can't remember what.
And as she dropped me off in her car back home I did what was normal - absolutely so for me.
I leant over - gave her a kiss - smack on the lips, and made to leave ...
Wait a minute.
Did I just kiss her?
Felt like a cold sod actually, and I tried again.
I'd need a screwdriver to pry open them lips, hehe.
And not the kind you drink either! :LOL
I brought this up.
"Ashley, all I'm tryhing to do is kiss you".
And I went again.
Just hilarious when I think about it, yet the statement she made, half giggling, half serious
Made me GOOGLE, GOGGLE, and more!
"My mother tell me that ..." then she stopped.
OK, what did she tell you.
"My mother tell me that ..."
OK, like WHAT did she TELL YOU???
"My mother tell me kiss on cheek, OK! But man who kiss on lips, velly bad man!"
Or I think, something to the order of "never let man kiss on lips!"
I think I wrote about this stupidity before, but what I didnt mention - is that I roared in laughter when I heard that. Remember, it wasn't like she was 19 years of age either - over 30, and thats being kind!
I literally ROARED, and eventually she got the joke, so much so that that night when she went back home and texted naughty - one of the texts went "Mommy said that .... "
Anyway she wasn't a bad person.
I think she also said "why you no do in movie theater, why you want in car".
Thats interesting the questions girls have asked me, Carol for one would always ask "why so many kiss in car".
Well, what else is there to do eh.
A mans gotta be a man!
And in the movie theater, I dont know - with Carol it was more her telling me "you're not interested in the movie, you want other things!"
So I did, and always have, nary a movie have I ever actually "watched" with a girl unless the movie is REALLY good.
But with Ashley that day, I dont know, there wasn't any hanky panky in the theater.
Anyway, Mommy apparently also told her that (she didnt say this, but that was likely her upbringing) that "men HAVE to "go down there" but for women it's optional".
I mean really, she bitched up a freaking thunderous thunderstorm over it, when she finally did it,she was nigh terrible at "lo lo" if you get my drift.
I didnt dare to ask for "go go" either.
(and, I dont know if she knows it, but for a brief while, I actually had her name on WeChat as "Grand Mother Ashley")
Then the infamous "cleaning your house" episode.
I was trying to wriggle out of a date or something by saying "I've got cleaning to do".
(which I did, and Bozo Schofield wasn't there either to do it, so I, since I did NOT want to call in gaggles of maids - figured I'd get to it and be done with it).
Ashley thought otherwise.
"Lets go out! I'll do it for you later!"
No, I , uh, I interjected, but she showed me cleaning supplies which she had apparently already bought, so that was that.
When she actually did the cleaning though, I learnt her version of cleaning was to complain every minute while she did it and expect me to join in.
I was like, if I've got to do it anyway, why wouuld you offer Ashley?
No answer, of course.
(not to mention she did a shitty job at it, not much better than my own admittedyl crappy cleaning skills. Wonder where the Bozo was when he was needed, hehe.)
Anyway, needless to say that relationship didnt last too long.
and shortly thereafter, the infamous hissy at the learning center where she strode in wearing mico minis or something - and complained about the A/C being on16 in the heat of summer.
Gotta give it to her, brains, I probably had more in my little head than she up there.
Then again, thats true of Nazi feminists in general, and it's why I teach you how to combat and profit from it as I do - because, I, my friend, have been there, done it, and moved mountains in that regard.
So can YOU, if you LEARN how to.
Trust me, so worth it.
Ashley shows up in several other books not on the site.
And again, she's not a bad girl per se.
Looking at her photos, you'd be forgiven for thinking "sheer lust".
Which she had as well, of course.
But I never got the "you dont need me" part after she gave me a HJ once.
I dont want to get too risque here, but as I lay there, relaxed, she started.
"You dont need me!"
"You just need ...: "
Nigh absurd, of course given that ... but not any more so than her statement (she was a nurse in another life) of "men should wash before sex, but I dont need to, because I'm a nurse!"
Just IDIOTIC to the extreme.
Of course, she knew precious little about male anatomy, so it maks me wonder what sort of nurse she was.
Anyway, the "mother told me comment" makes me guffaw every time I hear it, so I Thought I'd share it, being the big bad male I am ...
And, thats a recollection yes - the Fitness ones, equally inspiring - are right here - 16 Inspirational Fitness Recollections.
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i.e. if there is one thing your "mother should have told you", (Ahsley speak, hehe) it is that.
But mothers and inane advice aside (though often times fathers aren't much bettter) ...
I saw a sage quote from the Trumpinator's son on Twitter.
"If they want to mandate everything for the so called health of people, why not mandate proper diet and exercise".
And something as y'all know, I've been shouting myself hoarse about from the rooftops ever since last year.
I mean, do we ever hear anyone talk about health - and fitness - the right way?
Or even any sort of fitness?
All panic and panixines that just dont work, and I wasn't shy about saying that on Twitter to him either.
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PS - Ashley, and the tales I have, not just about her, but in general. HA!
(That one time when I was doing what real men do on the couch after inviting her back, i.e. "cop a feel" (she was bodacious) and she'd keep slapping my hand away because "we need turn light off before make sexy". UGH)
(and her comments of "you are ENGLISHMAN from NEW YORK" so why you no blue eyes!).
Like, super ugh ...
Uncle Bob, Uncle Charles ... LOL. I dont know why that just came to mind, but before y'all send me ANGRY REJOINDERS i.e. how dare I call you that - relax.
I am NOT calling YOU, the reader the F term in the subject line above.
It was what Charles the former friend once "complained about" to me though - during that one infamous meeting with Glyn Bozo and himself.
Bozo was sitting outside drinking free beer either Charles or me bought him (before he gorged on free stuff he pestered - cum - made an ass of himself - cum - I better not say that c word, bozo might ...- "felt sorry for Bozo" that I bought him and he despite saying he would pay, couldn't find an ATM or some nonsense when it was time to, he had a phone, of course, but he wouldn't use it - like Charles said - Glyn NEVER pays!) ... and was pretty oblivious to it.
But Charles - or me, actually had to go take a leak.
Peeeeeeeeeeeee as the Bozo for some reason pronounces it.
I wont' go any further.
So I tried to find a restroom nearby.
Charles slapped me one on the thigh.
"Just go THERE!" he pointed to some gate and some house in a quiet residential compound.
Now, I hesitated.
I'm hardly the sort to go piss on people's doorsteps!
I've done it on highways etc before in China, but only when, as Carol with me at the time said "well, there's no toilet nearby, how we DO!"
I still wonder how women in general "hold it" that long.
But anyway ...
(bozo probably knows that, hehe)
(apparently he sits down or what not to "go")
But anyway ... my second thoughts or reservations about what Charles asked me to do was why he called me a faggot - in a friendly manner, of course.
But I dont get it, since when did making a nuisance out of oneself NOT make one a faggot?
I'd say the public louts and drunks for one at football matches or what not fit that category.
Sit outside, drink all you like - thats fine - but when you go peeing on peoples gates or doorsteps and run away, you're no better than the mangy dogs on the street, at least so I think. One thing to "find a spot in the woods" - or even trees - but publicly in front of people's houses?
I dont think so friend.
And it would get you shot in many a location.
The Chinese, of course, just call the police. Hehe.
thats what I think of often - the expression when some idiot emails me like he did the other day.
"I want more products"
Apparently that three page email - one page was dedicated to "how I browsed all your products", couldn't find what I liked, so I want more - except he's been saying this since 2016 and when it comes time to buy - like Glyn Bozo, he's always got an excuse not to. (not that I'd want Bozo buying, I'm talking mentality here).
And with his inane comments about "you always sell!' and associated moans, I should have just told him what Charles stold me.
"Dont be a faggot!"
On a seperate note, that night. Glyn apparently didnt just "go" - but squatted pants down to do "2" if you can believe that, but if you ask certain people in the know, and again, this is on camera, this idiot was so drunk (perhaps high too) - I still remember his voice that day lurching along to monkey biz - that he took a "2" in class right there and then.
I'm using the number because, I dont know, Glyn is just UGH.
And for a nut like that, obviously defecating in public is no big deal.
He'd be right at home in Shantram's novel where they speak of "doing it n India on the Bombay seashore - turning yellow" (yes, Shantaram has solid - gory - and graphic descriptions). Hehe.
But with them, you feel sorry for them, they're in a poor country, genuinely so, but when Bozo from the UK shows up and does those things- just, I dont know, UGH.
Then again, the INdian wrestlers "went together every morning" as a rite of passage too.
True story - except of course Bozo wouldn't be allowed in ...
Anyway, I dont know what prompted me to write this "steamy" email to ya'll.
Except perhaps to say to the freebie seekers, what Charles once exhorted me not to do.
"Don't be a faggot!'
And I'm out.
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He isnt announcing, of coure. Hehe. That role was made immortal in the WWE by the great visionary Vince Mc Machon - who for much of the WWEs rise, the fan actually thought "Gorilla Moonsoon" called the shots and Mac Mahon was just a solid color commentatory and ring announcer.
Nothing like that, friend!
Like Jeff Bezos at Amazon, he chose that position because he wanted to see everything UPFRONT AND CLOSE AS THE BOSS!
The best way.
If you want something done right, do it YOURSELF. And some tasks just cannot be delegated, PERIOD!
Now, back to Trump - he's doing color commentary basically, and I've seen some interesting discussions about "who might win the bout".
I dont know - to me, if its a boxing match which it seems it is - - then thats Holyfield's "forte" I'd say ...
If its UFC, then it's Belfort's area of expertise.
And all else being equal, I'd say whoever's "area of expertise it is" - all else being equal - WINS!
If it was a pure street fight, all else being equal, I'd go with the uFC guy, but of course - and again, too many variables involved in a street fight, but note I said IF ALL else is equal!
Which of course, it rarely is
Then this bout - is it an exhibition match, or a real one, or a combo therein, or something like that?
I'd say perhaps the first. Hehe.
Of course, I'm not sure!
And there sure ain't no Rocky around here, both of these guys are solid and well estabilished in their own fields, but again, since it seems to be purely boxing, I'd say Holyfield.
And one look at the former champ's shoulders, Holy SHMOKES!
He looks to be in shape if nothing else! Hehe.
Much ik eMike Tyson and the rest - but so does the light heavyweight former UFC champ.
Should be interesting no matter what happens!
I for one look forward to hearing what the ole Trumpinator says, hehe.
I dont know if he's got much actual knowledge of boxing, but hes got the VISCERAL part down pat!
And he'll likely emerge as a winner in that regard to his die hard fans any way.
God knows he needs that luck.
Most ex Presidents have for years had it very "cosy" post retirement, extremely so!
Trump - not so much!
The precise opposite.
Not only have most of his source of funding dried up - but his hotel and real estate businesses are struggling - and tons of loans are coming due.
He personally likely wont be indicted or anything as a lot of reports say - I mean, think about - a former Pres?
THAT will probably keep him off the hook personally, though people might try ...
But being he hasn't done anything outright illegal (I know, I know, the assault on the Capital wasn't warranted, I'd rather personally have had that sort of thing done LEGALLY i.e. protest LEGALLY!!! - but then as people have said, "what do you do when the courts dont listen!" - but then Trump's legal defense was shitty and shoddy to be honest - even his biggest supporters know that - and it's an unGodly mess, but whether or not Trump "directly" did it ... well, that can be debated forever!) ... and being "not showing tax returns" really isn't something they'll ultimately put an ex Prez in jail for, at least thats my take on it - he should himself emerge relatively unscathed, unlike a few others at his companies...
But, financially, he's in the hole - big time.
(not to mention that he's the only Prez in a long - ex Prez - time that has not been offered a book deal by any major publisher - they're ALL staying away, despite offering Pence and the rest solid deals on everything)
(Hey, Trump may end up ... self publishing, if you can believe that!)
(I am not sure why the publishers dont want the cash cow that would be a book like that, but I think they've figured the potential hassles would outweigh the money on this one, and being the rest like Pence are all non controversial, well...)
Back to Donald though - he may be in the HOLE - NOW - but that doesn't mean hell stay there though ...
Trump's a doer, and will eventually, I predict return to the top, but he's got a battle on his hands!
Anyway, for now, thats my take on it.
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PPPS - Last, but not least, the Trump VS Biden "boxing match" I alluded to Trump referring to before?
Biden's reputed to have once said that he'd "beat the hell out of Trump if in high school".
I'm not so sure he could do that. And, it's hardly high school either now, is it. Hehe.
Regardless, if ole Sleepy "Creepy" Joe could actually, you know, meander from one end of the ring to the other without either falling asleep - forgetting what he was there for in the first place - or throwing a hissy every time things didnt go his way (and really, ole Creepy has a VERY HARD time controlling his temper, as we all know! - which to me is yet another reason he's so NOT Fit to be Prez - not to mention he handled the REAL war in Afghanistan so terribly for one!)- he might just (not) have a chance. Hehe.
It's hilarious though, and I suspect as I said before, Trump knows this very well!
Anyway, if you're of the frame of mind that "Tramp and Biden" dont matter and you dont "need either", and/or if you're like Andrew Yang, whose reportedly forming a "third party" (what that party is and can be that hasn't already been tested, tried, dusted, dried, and thrown out the window is anyone's guess) ... then I got NEWS for YA.
Politics is the last thing I'm usually interested in, and only COVID and Trump forced me to sit up and take note.
All crooks of the highest order ultimately, or most.
Trump - well, thats his saving grace - and what I like the most about him - he's a businessman.
What you see is what you get!
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The Trumpinator is nothing if not two things, my friends.
Amongst more, feisty - till the end - and PERSISTENT!
He's also unique in that (and this is yet another trait yours truly shares with him) that he wears no rings, amulets, or other nonsense a lot of people believe in "to ward off evil" and such.
To be honest, (and I've wrriten about the beads, chains, amulets nonsense before haven't I?) - I dont think the Trumpinator even thinks of those things - much like I don't.
Not in either one of our spheres of thinking.
And being it's usually women that alert us to "jade bracelets", or "metal rings from temples" (my wife once gave me one of those which of course a certain Ashley loved ...) or other nonsense, and in our cases?
Women dont tell us what to do. HEhe.
And they get irritated when we talk about the subconscious and pooh pooh ther est of it.
Trust me, it's all about the subconscious mind my friend.
You can listen to all the hip hop motivational crap talk out there.
You can wear all the jade bracelets, amulets etc - but until and unless your subconscious is in FLOW with and conjunction with your real goals and desires, ultimately all will come to naught and often does.
That dont mean I dont like jewelry!
I'm more the guy with gold rings and chains and (a silver one) chains around my neck, etc. Hehe.
Which I sometimes forget to take off while boxing!
Marc pointed that out once "what is that? A cock ring for your 10 inch cock?" (LOL) so succintly once before getting into the ring!
The Trumpinator has been sending out emails galore with "400% impact" and such - and to be honest, I'm not sure if he's getting much traction at all.
He's raked in some cash with them emails yes, but he's had to refund a lot too, and his mounting bills etc ... I'm not sure how he'll end up in terms of the court cases against him either.
Likely he'll manage to "escape unscathed", but it'll be battle, both emotionally and legally - not to mention financially.
At least, so says my gut. And it's never been wrong...
Anyway, his emails promise "someone will match" whatever you donate to him or give him or whatever "by 400%".
Now, dont ask me how this works. LOL.
It ain't a marketing ploy I've used, and I wouldnt use it either ... unless it's something yours truly could match!
Such as my offer in the past of if you buy a product, I'll give you cash in your wallet (site wallet) for your NEXT purchase - or a discount code of equivalent value.
But even that, I dont do too often.
Anyway, the ole Trumpinator is doing "color commentary" from what I hear for the Holyfield - Belfort match, and if memory serves me right, it's going on NOW?
Not sure, but I think it is ... Oh. No. It's on the 20th anniversary of 9/11, which is TOMORROW...
But anyway, all sorts of offers are floating about on that one.
And apparently Trump claims "he wants to box Biden" and will beat him hands down!
This sort of thing is nothing new, of course.
Way back in the day Big Matt the Bat (great Aussie batter, one of my favorites) issued an open challenge to a young and lanky and not beefy at all Ishant Sharma who literally turned Hayden into a walking wicket.
"I'd like to meet him in the ring!" lashed out Hayden.
He was criticized for the comment, I dont know why.
And now, Trump and Biden?
Ill take a raincheck, hehe.
Battle of the geriatrics is what it would boil down to, and I dont think either man would be doing it for more than a few seconds!
Of course, according to Trump, and he might be right - LOL - Biden wouldn't last those seconds either.
But really, the good ole Trumpinator boxing, I'd perhaps pay to see THAT alone.
And he knows it too, hence his comments!
Nothing if not smart is Donald Trump...
Anyway, thats the news from here.
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