I gotta say this, friend. 

Boozy Bozo thinks he's puilled off the trick of a lifetime, but he hasn't. 

Then again, tricks. Perhaps he has. Ugh. 

Recently, I saw some article from I believe Al Jazeera (interesting how these damn devices have a mind of their own, think, predict, and show you exactly what you were thinking a while ago! THESE DAMN THINGS TRACK YOU!) about how "Carrie Lam" is destroying democracy in Hong Kong, Repression, and more. 

Which is all true. 

Repression Central, I call it. 

SAD TO SEE THIS HAPPENING TO HONG KONG, I'll never stop saying it!

But that aside, the article called her "Beijing's head girl". 

Which of course, Glyn would LOVE to be called that, eh. 


Blowing the hockey field and so forth ... 

Yours truly knows one damn thing. 

Yours truly "abstaining" I should say. Caveman, what have you ... beer drinker "el supremo". 

He wouldn't want head from ole Carrie, especially not the "rabbit" like picture Al Jazeera posted of her if you get my drift, I prefer my bits where they are and not Bobbitted or what not. Hehe. 

I really wouldn't! 

But again, sad what is happening to Hong KOng. 

And it's sad, despite Chinese women for the most part being the most aggressive in terms of feminism, and usually often Nazi feminism, there aren't really that many female leaders in the country. 

Guess why, folks. 

There is reason, and it ain't "male repression" either. China is actually one of the few countries in the world WAY safer for women than anywhere else. Women have all the rights they could possibly ask for and more. 

And yet ... hehe. 

Despite the men there literally salivating like Bozos after the few available women (supply and demand) ... 


Enough said. 

Anyway, BEER!

Some idiot posted an ESL job on WeShat, that I twittered 

"free diet" was supposed to be one of the so called benefits. 

Typical of ESL ... Eh. Dancing monkey galore. 

(watch the Tom Tom's attack me for saying that, heh) ... 

Hell, Bozo loves free. 

for me, my idea is BALANCED diet. 

A beerin each hand, hehe. 

And preferably a Corona, if not, the "Wife Beater" beer I so love!

STELLA  ARTOIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's stupid, the rap that beer got. 

"Because men get violent after drinking it". 


Drunken women aren't violent? Have never been? 

Get real, folks. 

More to the point, you can get drunk off any beer, liqor, or what not ... 


So why just Stella, hehe. 

Not the prison Stellas the Bozos love, heh.

But ... point made, I believe!

anyway, idiots won't get any of the above. 

thats fine. 

And the idiots and Tom Tom's will skip right past, or hemph and haw at the LAST day remaining pre-order for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness

But the doers, the real men, well, they'll be placing their orders now. 

PLACE that pre-orer now, my friend, before the price goes UP. 

And you'll officially be not just a card carrying member of the "Rahul Mookerjee's Real man Club" - but a PLATINUM card carrying member!


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Do this now, friend. Really. Time ticks away with every second. Stop thinking "should I' or would I. Sometimes, ACTION I REQUIRED, and prompt at that! 

Wednesday, 04 August 2021 08:50

I was spreadeagled on the floor. and MORE!

Liberally and literally, there I was!

Legs spread wide open, friend. 

SPREADEAGLED on the floor. 

Multiple times. 

No Domina and no cuffs (unlike with the Bozo who can't get the former for paying, and latter for trying, hehe) - but I thought about it, I must admit!

I was on my knees - on all fours -like th eBozo often is. 

and more!

That, my friends, is the synopsis of my WORKOUT TODAY - now- if I gotta give you one. 

What was it? 

What spanked my ass SO roundly? Pun intended, hehe. 

Well, a 10x 3 workouts. 

thats all, simple!

A 10 minute routine from the yet to be released "Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness", a book that is a must grab for all. 

Then a 10 minute Jump rope Mania! routine (which I did first). 

Then I finished off with a Pull-ups from STUD to SUPER stud 10 minute er. 

Of course, that wouldn't be completed without mentioning the 1 minute Isometric workouts I did when I was supposed to be resting. 

And, the one minute Gorilla grip workouts. 

So, 32 mins all in all. 


and I quit. 

When I was ahead!

Believe me, I could go for much longer. Like a couple of hours. 

But I didnt, because then I'd be spanked all day, which ain't the point.

Sometimes, friend, you train to failure. 

But most of the time, you leave when you're "almost there". 

You the fitness enthusiast knows what I mean. 

goal being to exercise so you get more out of life, not necessarily the reverse. Though of course, there have been times in my life I've done just that, hehe. 

But not permanently. 

Goal's not to be drained like the Bozo's financial drain fetishes.

It's to feel alive. 




VIM!!!!!!!!!!!! GUMPTION!

All in all, to get more of what you want out of life, and never accepting life's reverse gear!

I'm a sucker for punishment, I'll say that much, so after writing this, maybe I'll do pull-ups again, we'll see. 

Water first tho! Hehe. 

But yo uget the point, brah. 

And get the books above, truly the best ever. 

From yours truly, truly the Stella Artoios and then some of BODYWEIGHT EXERCISE AND FITNESS!


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - In life though, you KEEP GOING WHEN you're ahead. Thats a cardinal sin most people make, and I've made it too i.e. resting on your laurels when ahead. Never do it, success is a ficke bird, waiting to grow wings and fly. Always look ahead, as I do!

Wednesday, 04 August 2021 07:46

On crazed geniuses, and more . . .

That thin line, my friend, that seperates utter and sheer GENIUS - from insanity. 

And I was thinking of writing this to you after my Jump Rope workout!

something made me, although I've pulled the damn rope out, pause and do it now. 

DONT DELAY! As Napelon HIll said, when the idea comes, if you delay, ANY delay will be crucial and could sabotage your plans for SUCCESS!

Of course, if you're on the toilet or what not, thats different. 

what he meant - don't wait. 


And this isn't even about the Bozo taking dumps in primary grade classes, ugh. 

I loved the Hannibal series, for one. 

Anthony Hopkins is one of those legends I gotta just say one thing. 

Respect, man. Respect!

much like Matt Damon (another legend in my book - but NONE GREATER THAN SLY STALLONE - truly the pinnacle is he!) will always be remembered for the superb Bourne Identity series. 

But Hannibal, my friend, you'll see wasn't your average Wacko. 

He was one of the most intelligent and charming persons you could ever meet - on the outside. 

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde! 

Who woulda thunk "an old man" could do so much damage?

Yet, he did - albeit in fiction. 

(it was a book first, I believe, the Silence of the Lambs). 

And he ended up, well, the last Hannibal movie shows him escaping - with an arm he cut off himself to escape. 

Loon x 100. 

And thats what happens to these sorts. 

Hitler, another CRAZED genius in many ways. 

We all know about him!

Then, of course, Bozo Schofield who wouldn't be far off from either one of those two, especially Hitler (trust me, you ain't seen half of Bozo's racist rants as yet). 

But it's sad. 

He's actually an intelligent person - except he's used it ALL to do what?

Dupe. Scam. Cheat. Rob. Do drugs. As certain person said "waste his life and EVERY bit of help, every opportunity that was given to him". 

Ya'll know all about him. 

And yall know how he ends up - and ended up - and will end up. 

ON the street, a Bum off the roads, licking bums most likely in dark alleys and doing so for free because he just lovvvvvvves it. 

That thin line!

Bozo could have turned his fetishes into a biz. He was too lazy. 

Bozo could have trolled better. 

Again, dunce central. 

Bozo could have made anything of himself. 

As it stands right now, he's made one thing of himself - a laughing stock. 

As a great customer from the UK famously once said. 

"Glyn Schofield, you're a clown, if you're reading this, please stop, no-one cares". 

Actually, after linking it - here are his precise words - 

The Bodyweight Guru has done it again, 55 ways to bring on the pain, a magnum opus on how to really use what is possibly the world's oldest and "most diverse" exercise.

If you're like me, you live for that pain, the feeling of your muscles as they stretch and contract and how your body screams at you to stop but your mind will not allow you to quit, you have that target in your mind and you cannot stop until you hit that target, yes my friends this is training "brutally effective" training.

Buy this book and take up the challenge of Push Up Central.

The Bodyweight Guru is waiting for you, let him show you how with this (innocently sounding) book you can become more than you could ever have imagined, this is hard training at it's absolute best.

Now a word about the previous review, Glyn Scofield is a total moron and his reviews suck almost as much as he does, Glyn, if by chance you ever read this, do yourself a favour and just stop, nobody cares what you think.

He was right!

Its sad people choose to use their intelligence in the wrong way. 

Look at Donald Trump for one, another sheer GENIUS in many ways. 

And look at all the good he's doing, has done, and thats why he's getting all the support he is!

I'll always support the Trumpinator, whether he runs in 2024 or not (though he will, which I'm glad for. We need him!) 

Look at your truly called "genius" by man. 

Sheer genius, as a customer told me. 

He don't even know about the other businesses!

That is the difference friend. 

Yours truly HELPS others, and will go to the end of the world to do so - and point out the TRUTH we ALL need to hear NOW and regularly. 

The other - the Bozo will go to the ends of the earth to do the exact opposite. Scam, cheat, and so forth. 

And as Emerson famously said in the Laws of COmpensation, the Universe cannot be cheated. 

Rewards will be commensurate - and with compound interest!

'nuff said. 

And if YOU, friend, want a fitness sytem that will give you rewards x 10 - trust me, it will "match x 10" everything you put into it and more nigh quick - then this is the ticket right HERE - The 0 Excuses Fitness System. 

Gran this now!


Rahul Mookerjee


Lots of people trash President Trump for this for one. 

But these Boozos that (then show in the emergency roon after fingering themselves with Lysol or what not to get rid of the China virus) complain about "how dare he say that " and "why doesnt he think his comments through" and stuff don't get it. 

Trump is by far one of the most natural - and best - marketers ever. 

So is yours truly, sitting right here. 

My buddy from the Marine was right when asked about "who is more brutally honest - Trump or myself". 

Although yours truly said Trump, he was very forthright in declaring the following - 

"It's by no means a foregone conclusion, Rahul!' 

It ain't either, hehe. 

I should say it's NOT. 

But anyway, yours truly has been known for just saying it and just doing it and often "thinking later". 

I know. 

It's confusing. 

I keep Tom Tomming Henry Ford and Jeff Bezos in terms of "thinking things through thoroughly", but yet - the KEY to business - and life success? 

Is when a decision needs to be made, you just look inwards - and make it. 


And you change it slowly, if at all (that was one of Ford's defining characterestics which most people hated). 

Same thing for making comments etc in conversation. 

Just say what you feel - just SAY IT!

And then forget about it. 

If you're honest in what you say, isn't that all that counts? 

Anyway, the storm one of my comments sparked 'internally' on a LinkedIn thread I won't post here, hehe (all those involved are actually nice folks trying to make a living, hehe) ... 

There was this lady posting a video about training kids in something or the other. 

You on this list know my feeling on watching videos. 


But something seemed off, the hair seemed a bit too "perfect" - and made up. 

It looked like a wig, plain and simple . 

I know the lady in question has natural hair - probably a lot of it. Hehe. 

So I just posted "nice wig! If it is .... " 

With a huge grin. 

My oh my, the thread ... the responses. 

White knights jumped in with "Wierd comment!"   (one was her "enamorata" of sorts from what I understand, or maybe a steady, I dont know, so probably thats why, but still! Hehe) 

Others jumped in with "what are you on!" 

And of course lady in question, "mine? or his? " 

That comment hit home! 

It's not so much what the other people said - it's the speed at which they responded. 

CAN you get that sort of marketing response - or even in life? 

THAT will determine your success in failure in life (where we are ALL Selling ourselves in one way, shape or form) or business, or what not... 

Trust me!

President Trump, of course, knows the truism of this and has been doing this since he was born most likely - like yours truly. Hehe. 

It's funny though, on that thread, they all missed the "IF it is part.... " 


They chose to focus on the first part. (I didnt even think of all this when posting, I just posted, this morning I saw the responses - and while I could reply, it would likely inflame the fine folks there further, so I didnt - plus, of course, what I've always said about NOT getting into pissing contests on social media - not that I would anyway. Hehe. (and not that this is a pissing contest)). 

Here's what seperates the real men from the cucks, by the way. 

I've spoken a lot about Charles and his girlfriend - the latter not overly impressed with my "record in bed in terms of too many notches". 

she said her bit. 

Charles said the exact opposite in front of her i.e. "its his life, who are you to comment". 

Bozo, of course, was boozing away with bad breath right next to me and could care less, but trolled me later about it. 

But really, THAT is why I still respect Charles despite our many disagreements. 

Then of course, my buddy from the Marines, we were having BBQ one day - and I made an off the cuff remark about "that girl". 

Thats all I said!

This woman (his girl) had NO idea who I was, much less notches or the number. 

All she knew was "his friend and married". 

And thats it. 

And yet, the way she looked at me like an angry tigress after I made the remark, then had the "audacity" to invite my buddy out for more quid pro quo drinks ... well! 

That look said it ALL. 

She gave him hell after that all the time for drinking with me. 

To his credit, he kept doing it. REAL MAN!

But he did sort of disagree later with me about "Rahul, thats boys talk!" 


But I just said it, moved on ... really, all I said was "she was fine" or something! 

Nothing that "offensive". Trust me!

But he didnt say it then. He just told me later, and that too only when we were discussing "why is your girlfriend so angry with you drinking with me". Hehe. 

He also said this. 

"Rahul, you're a man of high moral fiber! You're a solid individual. You could be born in the jungle and raised in (I believe he said Amazon hehe) for all I care..." 

(this had got into some inanity over "in US culture this isn't acceptable" (it isnt? HA!)) ... 

And we met up a few days later, drank beer together. 

"WE need to get past this!" 

We did, very well indeed!

Unlike a certain Manny from the Phillippines who years later probably still remembers a drunken argument we had at Freddie's job "after party" (trust me, we had a LOT to drink). 

As Uncle Bob so sagely said, 

"Geez, time to get past it already!" 

It was. Hehe. I tried. He didnt. Oh well. 


But anyway, Linked-Out is a cesspool of these whiny "do gooder" "help others out FIRSTTTTTTTTTT" "dont market too much or they'll hate you" sorts. 

Good for people selling $10/hour services or $9.99 ebooks or what not... 

For folks lik eme? 

More "fodder" for the cannon i fyou get my drift, hehe. 

Anyway ... 

Thats the reason why!!

I'm out. I'll be back soon!


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Remember to pick up the most brutally honest fitness system ever, truly the best and most outstanding ever - right HERE - The 0 Excuses Fitness System.

PPS - Rememebr the time Trump said a tiny little line about "She's not a 10!" or something about a former model. 

Oh my, it was the same thing as what I did i.e. "Nice wig! If it is!" was all I said. 

The controversy in both cases, hehe... 

If you're smart - you'll LEARN!

(and you'll get the best book on working out right here - well, you'll place the pre-order for it - Lumberjack "Lodestone" Fitness). 


Been dealing with all sorts of issues as of late - wierd ones!

For one, a dumbphone that keeps restarting itself. Despite being in the "prime of shape" as it were, plenty of free space etc (hell, if 13GB out of 120 or whatever isn't free enough, I dont know what is!) - and of course, the "great" computer, and other strange issues. 

For some reason, this site admin wouldnt load when I was writing this - until now. 

Maybe the Bozo touch has touched it for just a nonce, hehe. 

Boozo, we should all call him! 

Anyway, one of the main rules I've ALWAYS had for business (that I've been guilty, I admit, of not always following in the past) - is "feed the business FIRST". 

Years ago, in the past, when I first started out in biz, I'd be thrilled to get payments in. Who wouldnt!

But I'd often forget to "feed the hand that was feeding me" - the business - or I'd do it later. 

My results were along similar lines. 

Today, NOW, EVERY TIME I make a decision business wise - financially - small or big - I ask myself that question - and DO accordingly. 

Feed the business first, friend, and it will feed YOU - more than you ever believed possible! 

Trust me, I should know. 

Pissing it away on "non essentials" may "feel good" for a while, but those aren't investments. 

Put your money where it will work for YOU, not the other way around!

Anyway, this holds true for life too. 

Are YOU giving your nearest and dearest, whoever that might be, enough time? 

Are YOU giving your children enough "attention"? Your friends? 

And so forth ... 

And of course, fitness wise, this applies big time!

Question for you friend - - 

What have you done today, or will do TODAY that adds to your fitness? 

What purchase or investment have you made in YOUR FITNESS today - truly the most important you can ever invest in? 

These questions should be asked daily, friend. 

No it doesn't mean you buy fitness books daily. 

I wouldn't want you to do that anyway - per person, I'd rather a person thinks - GETS a book - then DOES - then reports back to me with a great REVIEW - and then makes their next purchase!

But the question begets anyway. 

And it is a great one. Write back - let me know!


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - The 0 Excuses Fitness System and Fast and furious Fitness (The Collector's Edition) are two GREAT books you must have. One builds upon the other, but they're both old time solid packed with training info manuals - not to mention five outstanding VIDEOS. Get ;em now. Remember, only two copies left for the Collector's Edition! (which you should get). 

It's nothing short of hilarious, friend. 

The Bozo has given (as y'all know) my email address to the chick he stole money from "Mandy whoever" who like many others was gullible enough to fall for the Bozos scammy words and such. 

And while I thought it was 5000RMB, now it's apparently 500000 RMB he stole. 

The 0's keep inflating like the Bozo's flatulent butt... LOL. 

Anyway, whats funny is he's given her my email address, as if "I'm in some way associated with the Bozo". 

No, my friend. I am not. 

The Bozo is counting on me posting these publicly to somehow "wriggle" out of the fact that he not only did drugs in China, Hong KOng and the Phillippines - he also looted money from women, made physical threats against many of them - and finally got kicked out of the Phillippines (though he would have been thrown in PRISON if it hadn't been for "Mandy" and his friend Charles). 

A certan Roya Saaednia will bear testament to this, as will many others. 

Here's what I just got. 

Hi, Glyn,

    I am very glad that you could talk with me peacefully this time.I have dreamed this moment for long time.
   I don't want to bother your future life,just saying good bye to old life.
 Here is my bank detail:

(Beneficiary Bank): ... 
(Beneficiary Name):....
(Beneficiary Account number):....
(Swift Code): .....
(Bank Code): ....
(Bank Address): ....
     The owned RMB50000 should be around pound 6000,or US$7800.You remitte to my above account as your convenient currency. 

     I bless your parents and Families are all good.And I pray you getting someone cherish you from deep heart. Wish your business better and better in the future. :)

    Best regards!


Truly, Bozo Butts should be in for Ponzi schemes or something ... 

... Except it's just too stupid, the Bozo's way of dealing with it is as follows - 

She emails "him". 

He calls her up after seeing the email reached the address he gave her (mine). 

And then of course, she emails back thinking its "Bozo's address". 

I'm sure either the Bozo or they're both waiting for a response from me.   (though it seems it's the Bozos's usual drunken trolling goin gon) 

It won't come, hehe, but I'll keep YOU guys posted on the sorry tale... 

Anyway, it jives with a piece I was reading recently about trolls and how they are pretty much the modern day of success. 

Yours truly has dealt with them all my life, and it's like the other dude said "from the age of 24, from blog to blog, success to success, the trolls followed me, desperate for attention and spreading their lies". 

Except Bozo "Boozo" Schofield isn't just desperate for attention. 

He's plumbed the bottom. 

Clearly the 5000 or whatever he stole has run out.   (I dont know, I Thought it was 5000 yuan he stole, maybe that was from another person! Seems he stole a far larger amount from this chick. 

Or, I should say "essentially stole") ... Fraud, basically. 

Now he's "on the lam". 

And should be reported to the UK authorities anyway - wasn't he on the lam anyway on bail for drunk driving anyway? 

Yes, I believe he was - if they'll look it up, they'll find it. 

Anyway, Bozo Glyn, Jeez. 

Man the eff up, "be a man for once in your life" and at least deal directly with the girl on email ... 

But then again, that would require balls, which he ain't got. Hehe. 

Anyway - I'm out. 

But - Animal Kingdom Workouts, my friend is truly the BOMB! 

And an anti troll course if there ever was one in more ways than one. 

Grab this now, you the REAL trainee will love it!


Rahul Mookerjee

Monday, 02 August 2021 10:56

The Steve Austin quote thats my FAVORITE!


I can hear the glass smashing, I can see the Texas rattlesnake come out to kick McMahons' ASS!


And now is a good time as any to say his second most used quote. 

First was .. 

And thats the bottom line, because STONE COLD said SO!


And this here "redneck" from Texas says the following i.e. yours truly - 

(he'll borrow a quote from Steve). 


To a certain Gorilla Girl Sophia, that will sound like "Rahul's drunk". 

He ain't. 

But he is. 

Ain't on liqor, is on LIFE!

While the world is the polar opposite, sheeplesville... 

Oh well. 

cant change those that dont want to. Those that do though? 


Quote of the day, this one!


Rahul Mookerjee

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Monday, 02 August 2021 09:26

Mandy and the Bozo

Great things are happening - and will! I keep seeing the number NINE everywhere!

OF course, for someone who plays great, great emphasis on his GUT, soul and everything else - and "coming full circle" which I've written about SO OFTEN in all my books .. well, the non fitness related ones, I believe, but the message is there nonetheless. . . its important!

Maybe not to you readers, I dont know. 

But anyway, I once knew a girl named Mandy. 

An older lady. 

Hehe. Snicker. Cougars on hills and stuff, I know, but she is NOT mentioned  in the book on recollections - not THIS ONE!

There's another one in which she IS mentioned. 


Just recieved this. 

Subject line - Best regards from Mandy China

This is Mandy from China.
I am still not sure this e-mail is your personal e-mail.Whatever from the day I rescued you from Philiphine ,I didn't care about the ending between us.
Everyone has joyful and depressing monents in different life periods.Whatever still glad that you are finally prayed by God and get normal and stable life.That's the best wish from me from the beginning.I have once prayed thousands of times.Now it's the day.
I adore you for one thing you could keep walking as long as you could do everyday.That's good life habit.Keep the insisting and be yourself,follow your heart.
Hope you don't break my dream to come back to home to visit my mom, helping me the first time and last time from you.

Best regards!


I thought this was the Bozo who sent this. Hehe. 

Anyway, the "Rescued from the Phillipines" where he was drowning in drugs - I think they were getting ready to kick him out - and then she contacted Charles (his friend) to fly him back. 

Dont know, but thats suspiciously what it sounded like to ME, heh. 

And it doesn't seem to be Bozo who sent this, or wrote this. I can feel it!

Anyway, the "ending between us". 

This was, if memory serves right, the same chick from which Glyn stole "5000 RMB" by acting all innocent and "the blue eyed boy that just lost his job", and other rubbish, and fleeced her money. Chinese girls can be so simplistic at times!

Wonder if Mandy is reading this. Hehe. 

Poor Mandy - she's still in La La Land from what it seems!

But anyway, from what the Bozos posted on Freakbook, he ain't planning on returning to China. 

Of course, he never posted the tale of his deportation. 

I'll do that someday!

- Anyway, just thought I'd ask Ya'll what you think of THIS latest lunacy. HEhe. 

Maybe he's trying to work some wierd fetish in with Mandy as he was with his friend's girlfriend. 


I'm out. Thought I'd update y'all! 


Rahul Mookerjee

P S-  I was going to do a Lumberjack workout, but saw this, had to send it in. 

But y'all should get the pre-order now, because IT WILL DISAPPEAR VERY SOON!!!!

PS #2 - The Mandy I knew was "Mandy Dong" 

Nah, the last name isn't anyting but a Chinese last name, hehe. 

The Mandy that sent this is a Chan, I believe. Not sure, she never sent her last name, which makes me think Bozo is up to being a "female" again, but hey. Who knows! But I think thats the name, hehe. Poor Bozo. Can't get the "dongs" he so lusts after even from email, hehe.

PPS - As for the poor MOther? Dont EVEN GET me started on butts and Bozos there, ugh. Talk "old and cruddy"! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I can just hear the Tom Tom's and their tongues wagging. Hehe. Especially if they read the last blast. 

But really, I've earned the right - to call Qi Feng mountain "mine", I think. 

Now, before you think thats out of some insane urge to "keep an entire mountain" for myself (though it might be nice, hehe. I'd reintroduce some real wildlife on to it, and wouldnt let the Chinese gobble it all up!) 

But it's not out of "mountain lust". Hehe. 

Hell, I enjoy the gals on it for one! 

But this reminds me of ... well, first off, the irritation and annoyance I'd having during Chinese public holidays where the whole of China, for instance, seemed to have crowded intot he free park. 

So much for the myth of China having more money than Croesus...

And on the highways - for the first three days - when it was free (no tolls - thats something in China which is unique as far as I know, no highway tolls for the first three days of any national major holiday). 

I should know. Hehe. Remember that road trip?? And others? 

But anyway ... being a foreign devil in a crowd of Chinese is annoying. 

Regardless of how much the CHina Tom Tom's tom tom the Chinese as having become global, nothing has really changed in terms of "pointing fingers at" or "making comments about" or "remarking about why his eyes are brown and not blue because how can "Englishman from NY" as they called me have brown eyes" and other rubbish ... 

It's still a giant village in many regards, and you know how much I hate being pestered during my workout!

Maybe thats why I specifically always chose to go there during the DOWN TIMES. The off times. The hot as heck "afternoons", the rainy season, the ... 

But before that, I should say - unless I had a product to create! Hehe. 

Advanced Hill Training was created right smack in the middle of Lunar New Year 2018. 

Pull-ups - from STUD to SUPER STUD! followed shorty thereafter, as did Battletank Shoulders!

(now that I put in the links, I'm not sure. Maybe the book on pull-ups was right "before the holiday", a couple of days, or maybe after... either way, you get the point). 

But the hill, anyway ... 

It reminds me of marriage vows, whatever those are. I've never taken one. 

(I did mosey six times or whatever around an annoying ass fire in India though - apparently thats the "test of fire" or Agnee Pariksha in India - which is great form a culture standpoint, sitting in it, with uncomfortable clothes, lard ass "priests" goggling, and the damn smoke stinging your eyes! - hell, I remember the JOY when it was out of there and on to the bar with my new wife. Hehe) (and only one, dont worry!))... 

But, till death do us part or whatever ... 

hey, I respect those that took the vow and stick to it, dontget me wrong. 

but for me, I Dont think I can ever call a wife mine, nor would I want to. 

Girlfriend, hell yes. 

But nothing more! 

I grow weary of telling the Tom Tom's NOT to marry. 

Anyway, they will never listen. So if someone wants to jump headlong into a pit of vipes and snakes, by all means!

But anyway ... 

I was on the hill during the hottest part of the day - when no-one would dare to come out, and even the birds hid. 

When it was so damn hot it was lik ebreathing FIRE climbing up that hill. 

When there was NARY A SOUL but me on the hill - early in the morning in biting cold at 5 AM - and also ar 630 PM "dinner time for Chinese as Carol said" - and when it was so cold the rain felt like SNOW - x 100. 

I was there the first time it snowed on that hill in YEARS in 2015. 

I have done every workjout on that hill. People, no people, annoyance, no annoyance, nothing doing!

I've done my pull-ups there galore. Pushups. I found a "spot" outside the bathroom - well, the building, to do ... you got it! 

Handstand pushups!

"Find a spot", I still remember my buddy from the Marine chuckling at me once night while drinking in a market in Nancheng. 

We found a spot. 

I pity the poor people who lived nearby! 

But thats China fro you - still. Hehe. 

Dont get me wrong. 

They've made giant strides since the 1940's, better than India for one, but you'll routinely still see people pissing on the highways, because as Carol once told me "if no toilet, where to go!" 

(I wonder how klong the poor ladies hold it in. Us men, well..!) 

So the idiots that make a big deal out of foreigners pissing on the road in Shanghai, well, get real. Goose and gander. 

I could and have made a big deal out of the Chinese lady that put her feet up at a Starbucks - on the table - and spat at a man that told her to take 'em down or the NAzi feminists slapping men at the border - in full view,and the Schofield wimps taking it. 

(and loving it). 

I could tell you ALL about the Chinese woman that took a dump in a subway station in Shenzhen, China. 

It's on CCTV too. Hehe. 

I could tell you about the ones changing nappies on - ugh - the TRAY TABLES in trains and planes! 

It's horrible!

My point - it ain't just foreign devils. 

Look for the truth, friend, you'll see it every damn place if you so choose but not if you're a bloody China Tom tom, of course. 

Back to it though. 

Name a time, and I've been there on the hill. 

With it, on it, along with it, when NO-ONE ELSE HAS BEEN THERE, and the entire world has, and in between. 

"You workout, thats all you do! It's your life!" said my friend in 2017. 

Nah. I did a lot more, but YES, that workout has ALWAYS been a huge part of your life!

So it should be for you. 

And you'll read all about it in 16 INspirational Fitness Recollections

Hell, you may even and probbaly will see a second VOlume out on the way!

And I'm out. 

Back soon!


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Remember, time's ticking as well for the pre-order on Lumberjack Fitness. It ENDS soon. And the price will go up, NO more pre-orders very soon. So if you haven't plonked down the moolah as yet, do so now, never a better time to DO than the present, friend!

And, of course, why learning from a know it all Bozo and an armchair wanker that does "F all" is a recipe for disaster. 

I ain't even talking Schofield here. 

Bozo Schofield is past being a "know it all". He's in the Universe of "dont even consider". Hehe. 

But I still remember, one of the shining, stellar, oustanding (not) reviews he left on Pushup Central. 

"a book pishups. Really! Boring. Poorly written too". 

Given the Bozo's fascination with nasty bodily fluids and excretions - I've got to wonder and wonder then if he left the misspelling in on purpose. 

Knowing his utter lack of knowledge on real marketing, probably not. Probably meant to say "piss ups", since pissing up beer bottles and then of course into the sewers is about all the Bozo can manage to do, if he can find someone to buy him the beer. 

The archetypical BUM on the street except this one, well, he loves bums too. 

You BUM!

 I still remember Rocky saying that. 

GEt a job, you BUM!


Bozo never will. 

But the know it all's - they never cease to amuse me. 

You hear it all the time, for instance, for those that successfully sell and market. 

Their "haters" (usually the know it alls) will prattle on about "oh, thats simple!" 

"Oh, of course, just marketing!" 

Politics wise. 

"Oh, but theyre politicians, they can do it, they can get away with it, we can't!" 

I swear, for instance, every time you tell the Bozo something he nods his fat nut as if to say "I know"! 

But while he may or may "know" some things, what does HE DO? 

Jack all, exactly. 

Well, I should not say the word jack around him. 

But basically, he ain't alone. 

Look at the armchair experts, their numbers only growing by the day claiming and making tall tales about "this is how you do something". 

The nuts who whine about "what do you know, you're just a one man show!" 

But what have these Wackos done? Have THEY ever been a one man show? NEVER EVER! (and no, depending on your woman for everything and the hard bits for you while you be a monkey ain't one man show - it's DEPENDENCY x1000!) (if the person who told me that really wanted to be a ONE MAN SHOW, do what yours truly does, has done all his life, THEN TELL ME!) 

Hell, one man show aside, have they ever done ANYTHING OF NOTE IN THER LIVES? 

Other than pass snide comments. 

Liberals, anyone??

And claiming to tell you "all about the secrets President Trump used to market himself", or some other utter rot. 

President Trump used a secret to market himself? 

It's so blindindly obvious, this secret, if at all it is, that I feel compelled to say what Napoleon Hill did all those years ago in Think and Grow Rich

You will find the secret in EACH page of the book, each chapter. 

It will jump out at you!

SOMEWHERE within the pages of this book you'll find the words that will "arouse" the seedlings of success in you (not the Bozo seedlings, hehe) 

I could tell you this secret now but that would deprive YOU of much of the beneift you would get if you found it youself. 

And soforth ... I'm "short paraphrasing" the great Hill. 

Napoleon Hill, though my hill is every bit as great too. 

I think I've earned the right to call it "mine" in many ways!

I've been there with it through thick and thin, when too many people have been on it, when no-one has, when the weather has been so hot nary a bird moved, when it felt like fire breathing into my lungs, when it was pouring in category 3 or 4 hurricanes ... when trees were crashing around me... 

I've earned the right!

And you'll read more in 16 Inspirational Fitness Recollections along those lines. 

Anyway, the know it alls will say "so what! Just recollections! We dont want this!" 

But again, have these idiots and Tom Tom's put out anything of their own? 

Written a single line? 

DONE anything of note with "what they know"? 

It's easy to be a spectator and comment, friend. 

The big money only goes to the PLAYERS THOUGH - both in sports - and in life - and in business. 

Sure, knowing how to do and learning from the right person - uber important. 

But you have to ultimately DO, friend. 

DOING is where the rubber meets the road. 

Fitness wise, if Bozos snort and say "just pishups!" 

Well, yes, just pushups it is - but can YOU do them? even 10 of them? 

Slowly, proper form? 

Hell, can you even get into - and STAY in the pushup position or dip position or any position that doesn't involves hindquarters in air like the Bozo's without quivering like an aspen maple leaf in Toronto? 


The answer to that question will tell you a lot ... 

Anyway, I'm out. 

But ponder this!

Back soon.


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Oops, almost forgot to say. PLenty of "hindquarters up in the air" in 0 Excuses Fitness System, except not the type you might associate with the Bozo. It's real man training, and it DOES help you in the sack too (thats  yet another reason Bozo can't do much with the pittance down there he's been gifted - not - with - he's just too damn FAT to even move properly, let alone move his you know what). 

Tongues are about the only thing that move for the Bozo. 

Anyway, here is a course that is guaranteed to resolve any and all problems in bed if you have 'em NOW - Animal Kingdom Workouts

YES, you'll truly turn into a BEAST in ALL regards if yo uget this. 

Do so now friend. Truly the best! (for the best)

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