Despite being a forever Trump supporter, and that I continue to be. Dont get me wrong here either!
The Donald is one of a kind, unique, nothing and no-one comes close to touching him.
But as Trump himself once said in 2020, I believe - "if I lose, I'll do something else".
Sometimes, the time comes to move on.
Sometime, the time comes to not move on - but TRAIN others to do the job - take your spot - be that mentor, which Trump can be!
And while we hear a lot about Ron De Santis maybe running, anyone talk about Pompeo?
Very few, yet, he's the silent contender - the WAR HORSE, much like Mitch McConnell, always on everyone's minds!
I've made no bones of the fact I consider him to the best Secretary of State ever.
It's fine to have bombast and pomp, but sometimes, often times, indeed, I have it - you have to back all that up with SUBSTANCE.
Look at Jeff Bezos, look at Amazon.
Till today, they're the one company that stuck it out for the long term, they dont flood your inboxes asking for money, they dont even push you to buy.
They never did that even in their infancy.
They know when people want to buy, people will naturally shop about for the best deal - the smart ones, at any rate, which you wanna keep.
Nothing wrong with bombast in your marketing.
I use it all the time, and it works!
But in politics, I have not found one single person other than Pompeo who just blends style with substance so well!
Lets take a look at his CV in brief (and lets forget the idiocy people spread about him, apparently he once asked an aide to walk a dog, peopel got on him for that too!) ..
Ex Army. Solid!
Ex Cia director. Solid!
Before that, he was a businessman. With actual companies. Solid!
There's more to him, but just look at the way he speaks - ever come across anyone as erudite? Maybe me, hehe, but I dont plan on entering politics ever!
(unless it's for "Deli" independence. Nah. Inside joke that, fella! Hehe. BUt it's true... those of you on the list know it!)
(the best laid plans, I know, I know).
He just says it like it is.
Trump does too.
But Pompeo - like myself - has the knack of hammering you with facts subtly which you just cannot argue with, like him or not ...
Most of all, that weight loss!
i've no idea how he did it.
But I'm sure he used some of the techniques I teach in Eat More - Weigh Less - I'm POSITIVE!
Nothing would explain that dramatic weight loss - I know it, been there done that in 2014-15!
I dont know, I'd unabashedly support the guy if he ran. Which I'm sur ehe will!
The SILENT, solid WARHORSE, the KNIFE that cuts deep, much like with my workouts.
Out for now - back soon!
PS - Not to mention, Pompeo likely makes GREAT sphagetti and pizza, hehe.
Not EVEN a Rocky Moment where Creed talks about "if he can't fight, he can cook!" - this man can fight and cook both, hehe.
Brings to mind the inane stuff people brought up about him doing dishes or what not, I mean , Secretary of State, and people focus on the BS, I mean - COME ON - give me a break.
(had to use the Biden Come on! there, hehe).
I'd highly support the man if he chose to run!
Which I'm sure he will.
Fitness Pioneer, and pioneer in many other regards you ask ...
Well that I am in no uncertain terms, I ain't even bragging.
Trust me, when people say my books are the best out there, these are real DOERS saying that - when greats like Matt Furey, my books - such as what I have on isometrics for one - are being hailed as truly the best, better than anyone else - then it;s truly a case of just stating a fact.
And what I hope YOU GUYS will do - i.e "better the Master"!
Especially in terms of PUSHUPS to be honest - fingertip pushups for one! Hehe.
And, the super advanced 'arms out' pushup I teach you but, Jason, who I wrote about before - Jason, please be careful!
He literally slammed his chin into the floor doing these!
Super tough, super tough ...
I dont market it as such, since each book stands on its own.
And is trolled on its own by pioneers at it, such as Glyn the Bozo, hehe.
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Just trust me on this, other than pull-ups, there is NO other great equalizer and supreme test of real fitness and core strength (though pull-ups are better in that even the slighest extra weight maks it harder to do)...
Ever seen the Olympic torchbearers running?
You dont have to run with these, because no-one will be able to.
But you HOLD the damn thing like a torch - Olympic torch.
Thats it, super steady.
And you workout with it - back - and forth - literally in and up down "tricep press" position.
Nothing quite makes the triceps zing and sing as these exercise - done with PUSHUPS!
(to open the chest up).
(and the deep, deep breathing these invoke).
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That golden arch of VICTORY .... nah, I ain't talking "phat phocker victory" - Micky D's (though they did a fine, fine job marketing the overly priced veritable CRAP they sell, though I must admit, after a night of drinking, somtimes those cheeseburgers hit the spot!).
Something about Mickey D's burgers and fries, although they make me feel like crap the next day.
Krystal's - now thats perfect!
(including a lady Krystal I once wrote a book on - a book that turned out to be FIVE books instead of the one I meant!).
I wrote about Buland Darwaz before in a side note or so, I believe?
Basically a huge "gate" - or monument a Mughal Emperor, I believe Akbar, one of the "fairest" so they say - built to celebrate hs victory over the Indian state of Gujarat or something.
History is by far my favorite thing to learn, always was in schoool, but I'm saying this from memory - I might be a bit off, but thats the general idea!
Every morning, when I open my front balcony to stare out like a cat - or grizzly - doing exactly "F ALL" (so it might seem) at the expanse of garden beneath... (fourth floor apartment) - I say it.
I dont know.
Sounds good, so I say it. Hehe.
To me, if I keep saying something, it isn't necessarily because I want victory over someone, or even that I have a goal (I do, but that different).
It FEELS good.
So I say it.
If just to myself!
(I've just given several very powerful visualization - and ACHIEVEMENT - tips above, if you can spot 'em!).
In language that makes sure it doesnt "go over your head".
Anyway, why do I say this - well, simple.
And again, something I've written about before.
My caveman like lifestyle usually means I wake up (when it's not at the crack of dawn when all is SILENT) around 1130 or so, then dive into my day ...
And thats when the front balcony opens, albeit in a "Chainsaw" like style - hehe - everyone is off to office, work by then - so no-one will bother me!
It stays that way till until 4 or so, I dont know ...
But my main thinking, visualization etc is done pacing up and down the living room.
Between the hours of 11-1 - the POWER HOURS! that i've written about before.
The ancient Taoists had it spot on - anything you do between these hours - the effect, either positive or negative is doubled.
Train for two hours, you got FOUR hours worth of benefit.
Think for one, you get TWO hours worth of benefit.
And so forth.
Of course, it works only if you BELIEVE in it.
Belief is key, although the time itself is special i.e. 11- 1 either in the morn, or PM ...
Most of MY own stupendous achievements, oddly enough have not come in that time.
But the visualization that led to them - either conscious or not, has always come during those times!
The power hours those are, make what you will of it!
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I can just hear it, my friend.
"But Indian girls are so, so, beautiful!"
(what a lot of these people dont say is the picture of the "curves" that are brought up when the topic of "Indian girls" comes up)...
Which is fine, of course...
But the eyes are what people really notice, especially for Indian girls, and for some reason, lots love the "kohl" (that black eyeliner??) on their eyes.
Accentuates the eyes, brings them out...
Of course, ask my wife "back in the day" when we spoke honestly to each other, you should have seen the GLEAM in her eyes when she saw OTHER girls doing that - either on TV or what not.
She'd make the "she's cunning!" gesture with her eyes.
And the eyes would GLEAM.
"Chandalika Mata", she'd go, half mockingly.
Now, Mata means "Mother" in hindi.
"Chandalika"? I've no idea.
I googled it, and I've found Goddesses - dancers - enchantresses - and so forth.
I have no idea who she is, maybe one of the numerous Indian Goddesses, maybe a dancer with eyes like that, I dont know, but to me, that look was never popular, never will be.
For women, I've always focused on the NATURAL look above all.
And other than Carol, I Dont know any girl who could do the "look at HER!" gleam-she's so CUNNING- look better than my wife, hehe.
look at carol do it, you'd think she was my wife. Hehe.
Maybe that was the point, or her point...
She couldn't stand you know who, wife obviously couldn't stand you know who either.
Anyway, yours truly "in the middle" once ended up mentioning a girlfriend (a Vietnamese American businessman's) while he was climbing up the hill with his wife.
Quite a foot in the mouth moment that, except because I didnt speak Mandarin, and the wife wasn't that good in English, and the dude was "boudit", it did not really matter. Hehe.
Not so much with my buddy from the MArines and HIS girl, who put HIM in the doghouse, quite literally for hanging out with me after I made the comments about "many girlfriends".
Hey, I was just being honest, Chuck's girl had the same reaction, but Chuck to his credit did NOT get put in the doghouse, and said it upfront i.e. it's his life, who are YOU to judge him.
Always one for giving credit when it's due, am I!
Anyway ............ I dont know why I dont like it?
Maybe an ex's fascination with getting my very bushy eyebrows waxed (ugh) did it.
Women in general have loved to do two things with me, one, love my hair, and two, wax my hairy eyebrows.
I dont mind the former, I love it.
The latter,it's the opposite of I love it.
Wild horses and thunderbolt beer couldn't drag me there, yet the ex did.
Maybe its the fact a faggot did my eyebrows there - literally.
Except I coldn't really tell he was that, I got a bit of a feeling, but thats all.
So he was alright, actually...
Maybe its the fact that actual faggotty sorts like Glyn LOVE to get it done. Ugh.
But whatever it is.
I've no idea why I wanted to share that bit, my friend.
But I have now.
Out for now,
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I've been getting some very unique and interesting responses as of late.
One person, the same one whining about "I'm not interested" also complained about the emojis that I sometimes use (emoticons, you know, the little smileys and such showing up in your email reader or browser or dumbphone screen or what not).
Those same emojis you use without thinking about 'em. Like :( for instance, even without the visual impact.
EVERYONE uses them, friend, much like everyone watches videos, whether they're dumb or not (most aren't just dumb, they make YOU dumber x 100 - unless its the ones I've put out).
(no that last bit ain't marketing either, it's the flat out, very unvarnished solid TRUTH).
Just check out what people are saying for one!
But anyway ... I didnt reply to him - maybe he's the overly serious sort, or perhaps a Martian - for whom these things make no impact, maybe he is, that sort does exist, but it's rare.
Maybe he is, so whatever - plus rare or not, I dont particularly CARE . . .
Nothing if not a budding poet I BE.
But anyway again ...
Back in the day, in 2004, I once purchased a brand of SUPER STRONG beer - something you could not, I repeat, COULD NOT - never - PAY me to do.
I'm a light beer fan, my friend, I dont know why.
OK, Guiness ain't light, neither is Stella, but thats different.
For me, I'd rather sip on light beer all day - Budlight, maybe, but I'd prefer Corona as I've said many times before.
You COULD pay me to do that, and I'd do it - even if you didnt pay me to do it!
And lose weight while doing it ... remember THAT?
But anyway, Thunderbolt in India was, and probably is one of the nastier strong beers - much like the awful Colt 45 and MAGNUM's in the US.
Yet, incredibly, I drank bottles of the last, bottles and bottles, Ricky used to keep sending them to me, I kept drinking them!
"Black dudes drink it up all day!" Ricky would tell me
NONE of those beers tasted good.
They ALL had the kick of a mule, and they all hit you like a thunderbolt WHILE drinking, and the day after.
Or, the butt of a Colt 45 smashed up against the back of your noggin the next day it felt like!
Point being, though ...
Kingfisher is a far better known brand.
Great light beer, but equally terrible strong beer, and In India for some reason, at least back then, I suspect even now - India is a more a nation of hard liqor drinkers, not so much beer, so perhaps that explains it, and why I hardly live there, hehe - people drink a lot of that too.
I still remember the HORSE on the bottle of Thunderbolt, Mom saying "Akta Ghoda Laygayiye Dieche!"
Pardon my shitty Bengali, Mom.
I know, you tried your best. Hehe.
It translates to "look, that thunderbolt, even the picture of a HORSE!"
Said satirically, mockingly - I wonder where I got 'em skills from, hehe - but she said it.
Colt 45 and Magnum to me, my skinny ass at the time would often remember what Jay, my friend told me.
"Youre starting to look like them black guys now!"
(he was referring to my swimming , pushups, rapidly bulking up CHEST) ...
You kno wwhat I mean.
Arms like gorillas, traps till the sky, and of course that big glass bottle or tin. Hehe.
Just conjured up real manliness to my 19 year old self...
I wouldn't drink any of them today if you paid me to.
But, the point is this - and what the guy above told me.
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Ever see how the pic apps are the most popular ones?
It might seem dumb.
For the most part it is.
But the subconscious functions on that level, and its anything but dumb...
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Madam Carol, yes, HER - she made that statement about me once.
I believe it was talking about drunk driving or something in china, where it's a very serious offence (it SHOULD BE!) - and no amount of peddlng, cajoling, or under the table can get you off the hook regardless of your societal status, or financial status, or whatever, which isn't always the case in some other Asian nations. (China for the past 10 or so years has managed to eradicate most of the corruption people deal with on a day to day level, which believe me, given how it was in 80's and 90's is mammoth and real progress for any Asian nation)).
"in your country, maybe"... she went .
She was saying MAYBE you could "sort of" get away with it in your country i.e. my country "whichever that might be".
Then the conversation shifted to being a foreign 😈 in the PRC.
Thats nothing ,I laughed.
I have the same thing when I go to India, or Spain, or any other place!
And it's true.
Think its different back Stateside?
Im most at home there, but the "ephermeal" feeling upon seeing me, and me seeing others (most commonly happens when I see men with mustaches and big pot bellies, hehe or not) .. it happens.
Picture this, me walking down the road, without a care int he world, literally, happiness RADIATING OFF me, then THAT sort of nod, and look - and .. .smile "that insane smile, looks like God knows why he's so happy, what he's thinking!" ... often to people you dont even know!
I dont know if you understand, but it happens!
And its THAT which causes people to classify me as what Carol said above. Hehe.
And it's happened to me with bosses I've liked that that hired me on the spot, friends, and everything ..
First impressions, I dont know ...
And the men with mustaches thing?
I dont know, certainly not because of what Mom said once about a certain Indian movie star in the 90's when I was little, Jackie Shroff.
HE's so manly!
I remember that comment till this date.
He did not seem particularly that - or not - to me!
But then again, as Dad said.
"One of those comments she will never live down".
I dont know, another guy - I liked both, actually "Anil Kapoor", always had a mustache, so I asked my father curiously if he looked tough or manly or what not.
"He's always seemed rather stupid" was his response (he meant the look).
I dont know.
Didnt seem that to me, I loved them both, but the epitome of manliness to me growing up, well, we've been over that plenty of times!
Till this date.
Pity the 90's are done gone, real times, but they'll return...
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I still remember an email from I think 2004, another one of those emails that stuck in mind, sort of like the famous email Brooks Kubik once wrote about me around that time as well.
(That one's mentioned in part on Advanced Hill Training; I wish I had a dumbphone back then, oh wait, they didnt have them then! Hehe. Several computer crashes later, I lost the orignal email, but it's sum and substance is so INDELIBLY printed on my mind, it will last long after I pass!).
(in the ETHER!).
It till date is one of the emails that has meant the MOST to me in all my online or ANY communication.
Truly, Brooks - he's a great - one of the best!
He, along with a certain Vince Palko "The Godfather of Internet Marketing" as he was fondly called, hehe - is on my FB list - which I never logged into, of course, since Nov 2020.
The hell with FB and social media in general, and I've explained this many times before haven't I ...
What they did to Trump was the last straw, not so much because its Trump (though dont get me wrong, I love Trump) ... but if they can do that to a sitting US President, they're literally Hitler, or the modern version thereof.
Hopefully Congress finally passes that bill, I dont know, but as my friend Dwayne once said.
"I hope these damn social media companies go OUT OF BUSINESS".
I think he said broke too. Hehe.
but FB, writing's been on the wall for ages, LinkedIn with their China pandering too. Hey, I did manage to get all my Linkedin Articles etc back from them though, so I'll be posting them again elsewhere, stay tuned on that one!
Medium most likely.
Stay tuned for that, I had some great stuff, great SEO value etc, all disappeared one fine day when big tech banned me.
I was prepared for it, I've often said dont rely on social media, build your own platforms, but most arent...
I love Vince Palko, great guy!
I've no idea if hes still into fitness or marketing. Last I know, he started a company doing internet doodlng - or his famous cartoons, hehe - and he's doing damn well!
Thats a skill and a half.
I remember him offering me a free doodle for my fitness "blog" back then in 2008 (back then, yes, it was just a blog).
I declined respectfully but the gesture sticks forever. GOOD MAN, old timer, one of the best!
We spoke a couple of times on FB too, I believe.
But that email was about sprints, or was it?
I dont know, Brooks Kubik had sent out a similar email a while back about sprints, I responded, talked to Brooks about it, but this email ... I dont know, maybe it was sprints.
But my nick on his list was Velocity.
"Velocity, cool nick!" I still remember Vinnie saying. Hehe.
That it is!
Cool dudes have cool nicks.
And to me, it signifies one thing.
Lightning fast, demon like SPEED
SPEED IS WHAT WE NEED! (remember Mickey? Hehe).
I've always been Mr Fast.
Climbing hills fast, romancing the lovely carol fast (not really, hehe, I wasn't even romancing her to being with), eating fast, writing fast - getting her done - QUICK!
And to me, thats just a cool nick I've used so often I might as well have invented.
When I use the terms "idiot box" and "dumbphone" my daughter claims I (might as well have) invented them the amount I go on about 'em.
I might - nah. I didnt!
But, Velocity is definitely me!
Another favorite nick of mine on another site is Mystery. I love that nick too, sounds great!
Always Jason Bourne am I ...
"Mystery Man", as a certain lady Rohini once called me "Dont worry, I wont tell my husband I'm talking to strange men in the middle of the night!".
We met in person once at China immigration .. Poor husband. Hehe.
But he's a nice guy!
And I was NEVER worried. LOL.
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I dont know how to explain this, maybe I do!
Carrying on from the last email I sent on this, I just looked out the window, saw a family - two, in fact, trying to figure out how to fit their cars past each other on a narrow road or something.
Neither one of them would back up, of course.
And their whole families showed up, with the "hot and bothered" expression on their faces, you know, the "how dare you do this to us" expression - but when you probe deeper beyond that superficial expression, it doesnt come because they dont like the entire world so much as it does their unhappiness with their own lives and dissatisfaction secretly thinking about "what might have been" (and of course, if I bring up, they'll find a perfect reason and excuse to badge me about "being an idiot") Hehe.
"I can't see myself like that", I caught myself saying.
I dont know why I was saying that - actually I do. I was thinking about life, and my life, and my results.
I could NEVER see myself like that.
And my phat phocker days, my friend - trust me - all cam after I got married.
No, I ain't blaming my wife for it either.
She's an excellent cook, and I'm a glutton par excellence. Hehe.
But the fact is this, it wasn't the food that made me fat.
The beer, yes, but remember, this is from the Eat More - Weigh Less guy!
But yes, liqor and too much rich food will do it, but it was mainly LESS of the RIGHT form of exercise (though believe it or not, I still did pull-ups and handstand pushups at that weight, my 500 pushup workout scame then! No wonder although I was and call myselfl a phat phocker those days, people call me "thick" and "not fat" when they see those pictures!).
For my daughter, of course, Papas size or lack thereof has always been a standing, running joke. Hehe.
But mainly, it's something most people dont notice.
Carol did in 2015, after that trip we took where she literally gained like 5 kgs - without eating anything more than she normally does, and running around a lot.
Doesnt just happen to women, friend, happens to men too.
I dont know why, but every time I've been in any sort of committed relationship, usually live in, I tend to bloat - and pack on the pounds.
That LEAN AND MEAN LOOK - I mean, a lot of actors, most notably Akshay Kumar from India in the 90's - just HAD IT!
Natural, lean, MEAN - like a jungle fighter!
He had the LOOK in his eyes!
Then he did what he had to make money, greased body, bodybuilding pecs and so forth - which is fine. I get it!
Then he got married.
And now, despite being admirably fit at his age - fifty plus - he aint got the look.
Dont get me wrong.
Dude's a top class martial artist that could likely kick my ass from here to Thailand.
He can still do the kicks etc.
But he's not the guy who this 13 year old once (or, once upon a time 13 year old, though it seems I'll always been 13, and like Helen said, make them feel like a teenager and young again!) .. took a picture of him to the barber, wanting that sort of hairstyle.
My daughter wants it too - my style NOW. Hehe.
True carbon copy - truly a chip off the old block, which will stay no matter how much the Bozos around her try to get her to change.
Can't change the person!
but anyway ...
Its a look that I've seen actors, martial artists - yo uname it - get - then lose.
Except Sylvester Stallone, but even then, him in the Cobra movie - my favorite Sly look - I dont know, but given Sly, I'm sure he'd get into that sort of look again if he had to, but his look now, is different.
Still top class, the ONLY ACTOR out there whose managed to not let the relationships, or lack thereof get to him.
THE LOOK IN THE EYE!
LEAN, MEAN, TIGER!
COME GET IT!
more than that, the STUDLY LOOK.
The long hair, the natural abs, all of it, there is just something to all of that that I dont know, married life takes away, or even a happy relationship.
No, I ain't saying nothing against the latter for those who want it.
Trust me, nothing wrong with that.
But secretly, most guys - and you reading this know - crave that LOOK.
That virile, handsome, studly look that makes girls think "bad boy".
They may not want to be in a relationship with you, like a feminist once told me, but even she told me "I'd likely be the life and soul of the party".
She said she wouldn't recommend me for marriage to anyone.
She waited for the tears.
They never came.
Honey, I never wanted it. Hehe.
But anyway .............
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As for me, given the choice?
It wouldn't even BE a choice.
"Dad, would you rather choose drinking beer or climbing hills".
"Honey, some choices in life cannot be made, thats like asking me if I'd choose breathing or drinking water!"
But yeah, if I HAD to choose...
Above the beer, above the girls, above all, physical training is where it's at pally.
You know it, I know, we all do.
Come GET some.
And I've written tomes about why before!
Bozo Schofield once labeled himself a "fun cuckold" - which of course, you on this list are well familiar with the Bozo and his antics, surely the greatest clown of all time as many of my customers have called him - but he tried to pad it away with the "I'm fun!" moniker (which he isn't - he's a sorry troll basically "living out his fantasies vicariously through yours truly").
Right from the "Rahul, how many girls added your wechat today" (I mean geez dude, I dont even take the dumbphone along with me when I workout - and unless she's super hot, I wont interrupt my workout, PERIOD!) - to the numerous rants and flip flops about Charles, and stealing money from all and sundry - all the Schofield Scams he pulled, and such ... none of it was fun to anyone except in the Bozo's mind.
Now yours truly, that is different.
If other than down to earth and realistic - other than these two, you'd have to descibe my lifestyle, it would be - in one word - FUN.
As Charles Mitchell, a great customer of mine once told me. "I wish I could have a nomadic lifestyle like yours!"
He chose the right word too i.e. nomadic.
And he didnt fall into the trap of "no stability = no money".
Often times, thinkers are way ahead of their times.
I've made no bones about the fact I am, therefore, those sort of customers are what I attract.
And back to adventures...
(I mean, look, nothing against stability and setting roots down and all that, but imagine a lifestyle where you could truly do what you wanted, travel as your heart desires, get paid anyway - its not the pipe dream most people claim it is - it's very workable provided you work up to it. As I keep telling my daughter "life is meant to be EASY". You grind - to get to the point it's easy! Then you aim for more...
Ain't no shame in living a high life the easy way, friend.
Despite what the Tom Tom's tell you about "he never sits in the office!"
Reminds me of what my Mom once said about one of my Uncles.
Tenured professor in Texas, obviously not a very high workload beyond a certain point.
"What does he do all day if he doesnt work", she asked my Dad.
"He must be helping around the house etc" responded Dad.
My Mom's tone was censorious, as if it was "wrong" to have to "not slave away".
For a person whose entire thinking of course is based upon "we have sooooooooooooo many problems", and a person that never herself worked a day in her life, well, what can I say. to each his - or her - own). )
When I returned from china for a brief break. Same thing.
"That was an adventure. Get back to real life now!"
Was the gist. (Mom again).
High life, the money pouring in - lots of gals - EASY life without too much hassle etc - and "its an adventure"?
Thats how life SHOULD be, mom.
I dont know if China found me or I found it.
Jim Thirkill was merely the medium and my experiences over the years with people have proved that beyond a sliver of doubt - which there never was in the first place. Hell, I didnt even accept the first offer they made me!
I went to China for something NEW.
And the money I was getting paid.
I had NO inkling of the adventures, girls etc that awaited!
PErhaps my Mom and Dad did, so they dissuaded me. Hehe.
Same thing for my life.
I asked my "then girlfriend" to live together before getting married - if we did.
I got the staid, typical, "its not my culture to do that" excuse.
OK, whatever I figured.
Lets do this, see if it works out, how it works out.
The results, or lack thereof, or combo - are well, out there for all to see ...
Do I regret a minute of anything I've ever done in my life?
Not in the least, my friend.
Follow my gut has always been the way for me!
Life SHOULD be fun, interesting, an adventure, when I look at the drudgery of most married couples, and what the women in those relationships tell me - usually in bed - I shudder.
Not for me.
Never in a million years!
Trust me, yours truly would be perfectly happy - and is - being a lone wolf like a lot of my customers are. I've been called that since the age of 17, when I finally got a chance to strike out on my own.
I'd be perfectly happy to never even be in a relationship with a woman.
(Note, I'm not saying "not get laid". Thats different!).
but end of the day, I'm happiest left to my own devices and living with someone no matter how good or bad, how considerate or not - end of the day, just gets old.
Not to mention I ain't exactly the easiest of persons to live with either ... Hehe.
Anyway, where I am going with all this.
Certainly not to tell you about all the women I've bedded.
But to tell you - this same spirit is what my fitness books are based upon.
I didnt ask anyone how to do it.
I ignored all the so called crap advice I got, from so called docs and stuff.
I did it my way.
And did I succeed - or not?
Hell, I'd say spectacularly, so can you!
I worked out a system based upon years of trial and error that just flat out works - for you, me, everyone!
And then I went one step further - advanced, and put that in my books too!
Trust me, these are not just the best fitness routines out there - they're FUN too if you do 'em right.
Those that have - KNOW!
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I remember my buddy from the Marines once saying the night after a solid beer drinking session, the same night I wrote about to you earlier today about the mock fighting session "monkey style" long levers throwing opponents nigh off base...
"You can fight like a monkey", Rahul!" he went, and believe me, monkeys can fight - BIG TIME!
And HIT too.
One thwack from a tiny monkey's paw, most grown men would go down instantly.
Anyway, he got emotional that night.
And started crying.
To me, that was alright.
IT happens, it's happened to me many a times, but "men dont cry", eh.
"Men dont have emotions":.
Of course we do.
Just this societal BS of men should be this, women should be that.
Admittedly yours truly has steeled himself to a point unconscously that I never get drunk or lose control - even if I'm physically out of it - but that was not always the case.
And I told my buddy the next day, nothing to be worried about!
I rememeber Dr Lamar for one getting pissed off when I got so drunk I started bawling and crying on a trip to Memphis which started off just fine with me popping beers at the back of the car, and the good Doc handing them to me too!
No-one, myself included knew the emotions would all come out, they did at the most inappropriate times when he was visiting his Mom.
Dr Lamar and his daughter never got along.
And his wife - her mom - truly a Nazi feminist of the worst nature that took her to ASHES in a fireplace once when she was 8, big eyed, waiting for her X mas present, and that is what Mom gave her for being a bad girl.
Thats just cruel, some things just are, as my friend TEMB remarked (as well) when he heard about it.
Hes right, they just are.
That night, I remember my girlfriend telling me "honey, my dad is not always an asshole!"
Coming from a girl who spent the entire time together telling me he was, and the stories, well, I remember the feeling I had when I was 19, standing out there half or totally "out of it" - like WTF.
"I aint' gonna leave you here!" said Dr LAmar, I remember, as I was aimlessly "hiding behind some bushes" or something, just because I was embarassed at that point.
He's a great guy - was - but the spirit lives on (his wife, can't say the same tho!).
He was unfortunately also another one of those men for whom "wife is always right", hence Emily's upbringing ...
And hence the massive fights where she kicked him square in the nuts occasionalyl, where - on that trip to MEmphis, two days later, the two of them yelled at each other like nothing I'd ever seen before, and we were sent packign back home - which I didnt mind. My own apartment, home sweet home! Hehe. And plenty of "beast ice" too.
(Plus, that was the house in which it was old fashioned in that, kinda like my own upbringing "sex is horrible, and not meant to be done anywhere near openly", so even sleeping together in the same bedroom was not on.
The ex gabbled about "its so romantic, like we're dating all over again baby" - your truly Lothario was thinking something quite the opposite. Hehe).
Happens to the best of us.
Happened to me in a company get together once of all things if you can believe it, and my wife, some of the people there etc were pissed.
It's happened to the BEST OF US!
The best of us are the ones that let it all hang out, wear our hearts on our sleeves, but this whole nonsense of men not having emotions etc, it's all utter baloney to me at any rate.
My friend for one is bigger, stronger and tougher than I am and could probably take down three of me at the same time.
Yet, emotionally. ...
Sometimes, you just gotta be there for the other person. I was that night for him ...
Anyway, yet more recollections. Nov 11 seems to be that sort of day!
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PS #2 - Ive often wondered why people got pissed when all I was doing was "crying".
I wasnt'. Hehe.
I was also sayng it like it was, if it was just Glyn's sissydom coming to the fore, they'd never have gotten upset. Hehe.
So be it...
But that was back in the day, of course...