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Monday, 02 August 2021 09:26

Mandy and the Bozo

Great things are happening - and will! I keep seeing the number NINE everywhere!

OF course, for someone who plays great, great emphasis on his GUT, soul and everything else - and "coming full circle" which I've written about SO OFTEN in all my books .. well, the non fitness related ones, I believe, but the message is there nonetheless. . . its important!

Maybe not to you readers, I dont know. 

But anyway, I once knew a girl named Mandy. 

An older lady. 

Hehe. Snicker. Cougars on hills and stuff, I know, but she is NOT mentioned  in the book on recollections - not THIS ONE!

There's another one in which she IS mentioned. 


Just recieved this. 

Subject line - Best regards from Mandy China

This is Mandy from China.
I am still not sure this e-mail is your personal e-mail.Whatever from the day I rescued you from Philiphine ,I didn't care about the ending between us.
Everyone has joyful and depressing monents in different life periods.Whatever still glad that you are finally prayed by God and get normal and stable life.That's the best wish from me from the beginning.I have once prayed thousands of times.Now it's the day.
I adore you for one thing you could keep walking as long as you could do everyday.That's good life habit.Keep the insisting and be yourself,follow your heart.
Hope you don't break my dream to come back to home to visit my mom, helping me the first time and last time from you.

Best regards!


I thought this was the Bozo who sent this. Hehe. 

Anyway, the "Rescued from the Phillipines" where he was drowning in drugs - I think they were getting ready to kick him out - and then she contacted Charles (his friend) to fly him back. 

Dont know, but thats suspiciously what it sounded like to ME, heh. 

And it doesn't seem to be Bozo who sent this, or wrote this. I can feel it!

Anyway, the "ending between us". 

This was, if memory serves right, the same chick from which Glyn stole "5000 RMB" by acting all innocent and "the blue eyed boy that just lost his job", and other rubbish, and fleeced her money. Chinese girls can be so simplistic at times!

Wonder if Mandy is reading this. Hehe. 

Poor Mandy - she's still in La La Land from what it seems!

But anyway, from what the Bozos posted on Freakbook, he ain't planning on returning to China. 

Of course, he never posted the tale of his deportation. 

I'll do that someday!

- Anyway, just thought I'd ask Ya'll what you think of THIS latest lunacy. HEhe. 

Maybe he's trying to work some wierd fetish in with Mandy as he was with his friend's girlfriend. 


I'm out. Thought I'd update y'all! 


Rahul Mookerjee

P S-  I was going to do a Lumberjack workout, but saw this, had to send it in. 

But y'all should get the pre-order now, because IT WILL DISAPPEAR VERY SOON!!!!

PS #2 - The Mandy I knew was "Mandy Dong" 

Nah, the last name isn't anyting but a Chinese last name, hehe. 

The Mandy that sent this is a Chan, I believe. Not sure, she never sent her last name, which makes me think Bozo is up to being a "female" again, but hey. Who knows! But I think thats the name, hehe. Poor Bozo. Can't get the "dongs" he so lusts after even from email, hehe.

PPS - As for the poor MOther? Dont EVEN GET me started on butts and Bozos there, ugh. Talk "old and cruddy"! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

As I read about Simone Biles withdrawal from the Olympics due to "mental health issues" or what not - I had a bad feeling. 

Not so much the "right wing" comments made about her in terms of not supporting the country, ceding space to the Russians and so forth ... 

I dont think it's about that - to me, thats not the feeling I got. 

I've never seen the lady Tom Tom the left, or take a knee, or any of that nonsense, so it ain't about that. 

But to me, this constant reliance on "mental health as a crutch", constantly whining about depression as an excuse - constantly bitching about "I need time for myself and to hell with my work and responsibilities" and so forth ... all of this to me paints a picture of a mollycoddled and overcoddled bunch of frigging BRATS. 

Might be acceptable as a kid. 

I dont know, we got the hell beat out of us for being that way if we dared to!

Kids these days - the polar opposites. 

But you'd think adults would be better - not so, my friend. 

Bozo Schofield is just one of a long line of lunatics - another one wrote this morning about how "you're not indisciplined or lazy! You're just facing internal resistance!" 

It's this exact same pandering I hate - this exact same nonsense you hear a lot of the self help gurus spout - who curiously and oddly enough, or maybe NOT - used the exact OPPOSITE philosophy to build THEIR OWN BUSINESSES UP!

Just do it, in short!

Biles ain't the one throwing a hissy either in sport and pissing off due to mental problems or what not. 

Look at cricket, for one (I dont know much about gymnastics other than it's a great workout, and my advanced book on pull-ups contains some of the exercises gymnasts do - Fast and Furious Fitness does as well if you read between the lines - and of course, Shoulders like Boulders - and Battletank Shoudlers!) ... 

(Ever seen how a gymnast is built? Wonder how he - or she - got there? 

Ever seen how wrestlers are built? Wonder how he - or she - got there? 

It ain't pumping boobies at the Jim. 


I could give you advanced gymnastic books right now that would make one arm pull-ups look easy peasy for one. Trust me, I did them myself at the age of 26 - I know!) 

And this link when (and ESPECIALLY this one)  someone called the great "table pushup" gay might be interesting ... ) 

But anyway, cricket. 

I remember Jonathan Trott, a highly popular English cricketer quitting in the heat of the Ashes battle beteween Oz and England. 

"I have mental issues", he whined. 

Marcus Trescothick, another potential England great if not for his mental health nonsense was the same. 


To hell with talent. 

IT's about perseverance, gumption and CHARACTER!

The Aussies are as tough as nails (except the Tom Tom's that ran away to China) and so was that cricket team back then led by Iceman Steve Waugh. LORE!

Graeme Smith from South Africa. TOUGH BASTARD!

Jacques Kallis - 10 times as tough probably! 

Kevin Pietersen who the idiot ECB dropped due to calling out Bozos for what they were i.e. Bozos - toughest of the tough - gave it back like nothing to the Aussies INT HE HEAT OF BATTLE!

Yet, we dont hear about these people. 

We hear about the bozos whining about mental health and shedding tears. 

Let me tell you one thing, friend. 

It ain't about mental health. 

It ain't about using depression as a crutch. 

It's about you being a SISSY i.e. when times get tough - YOU look for an excuse, and I might as well be writing to Simon Biles or any of the individuals above. 

I've never once been afforded the luxury of anything like this. 

All my life, I've taken action when required - and when a battle was there, I never backed down. 

Got my ass beat on many an occasion - handed out an ass whipping on a few others too!

Trust me, when that Gorilla Grip reallty gets in, it does NOT get off. 

Like my buddy from the Marines told me (see the sales page for more) "You've got an unnatural pull to your grip - once you get him - pull him towards you - you've got him - he's gone!" 

(remember, this from a guy that outweighed me like David vs Goliath, lifted massive stuff all his life, not just the Jim either, did bodyweight, was in the Marines et al) 

Some might think I'm letting my secrets out here. 

No I ain't. 

Because if you know how to, there's counters for being pulled as well!

The DOERS know!

But anyway, my buddy. 

He was once in a situation where they stuck a knife in his back. 

Perilously close to his kidney. 

I think he was held captive for days as well. 

Had to smear camel shit on his face to "get out of there" - yes, what PG Wodehouse wrote about in comedy i.e. "Bertie smearing his face with boot polish so he could escape off the boat with the Negroes" in "Ask Jeeves", I think? wasn't entirely comedy!

Comedy only works when it's based upon real life, and Wodehouse was a genuis in getting to people's feelings. FEELINGS!

But with all this, what do you think he would have done, or where would he have gotten if he moaned about "I'm feeling depressed". 

He didnt. 


He got on with it. 


And thats what needs to be done. 

I mean, Simone, come on! 


And if it was a torn muscle or something, hey, I get it (though I've heard of people competing with broken ankles and far worse!) 

But this weak, sorry ass cop out of mental health - sorry, but it doesnt cut it for me. 

Ever see the Russians for one use this as an excuse? The Bulgarians? The Indians? Ever heard the Gama when he was 9 years old competing at Hindu squats against accomplished adult wrestlers, BEATING them at squats for hours - then being bed ridden and unable to walk for  a week (true story) - complain about "feeling depressed"? 

Not a chance, friend. 

He went out there, became a PHENOM  - the likes of which no-one has been able to match until NOW. 

Probably never will eitehr. 


Not mollycoddled sissified brats pandering to the depression bandwagon (grossly overpaid in some cases). 

Anyway, what do I know... 

But I DO know this, my friend, that much like what happened to the young Gama, if YOU overdo it when you first start with HIndu squats, you're in for a rude, rude awakening, friend. 

I remember I pounded out 100 the first time (or close to it) and was walking wobbly for days. This AFTER all the hill climbs I did!

So watch the videos, read the book - and start easy!

And use proper form. 

And most of all, more than anything else - show gumption and CHARACTER, friend. 

The world needs YOU. The world needs IT. 

Most pertinently, YOU NEED IT!

It's what will help you over the coming years more than anything else - trust me!

Back soon!


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - When I had my thumb injury, and many others - one of the most painful ever for most people, I was still pounding out fingertip pushups by the dozen - with the injury. 

With my sprained "front of foot" (a huge golf ball like LUMP) - I'd walk up them hills! 

Truly the Ironman - and NONE Of it would have come without mental strength. 

When I spoke about those travails in Gumption Galore and the book on Nazi feminism, I wasn't whistling Dixie out of my ass. 

NEVER did I have the crutch of "I'm depressed, so I need help" - never ever!

And never would I want - LOSERS "whine about doing their best". WINNERS GO HOME AN DFUCK THE PROM QUEEN!

Not me saying that. 

Sean Connery saying that to Nicholas Cage in "The Rock" when Cage was whining about "I'll try" or some nonsense. 

I've been having dreams galore my friend - vivid ones at that! 

Can't wait to see what the day brings - good, bad or ugly. 

But I thought about writing about this to you before loppping off last night, so I am now - and oh, if you haven't, remember to take advantage of our special offer going on - I see, as I check my emails, lots of you have already done so - "if you buy something using the coupon I sent out yesterday" - I'll match it! 

That offer, as mentioned has expired now - but thanks to all of you that stepped up - and took action! 

Anyway, to me, that - what I'm about to tell you, in this "tea inspired" email of mine is the endearing image of Glyn Bozo.

Despite his typical Tom Tomming, despite all the nonsense he posts on Freakbook etc - THAT is the real Glyn. 

Face down, in his underpants, on the roads in Jieyang I believe - drunkenly snoring without a care in the world - after being kicked out of Chuck's beer house. 

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it that morning a couple of years ago on my phone - or actually, it didnt surprise me. 

Nothing Glyn related ever does! 

And Chuck told me the entire story i.e. how he threw a hissy fit, trashed their house, made overtures to chuck's girlfriend - all of these things (oddly enough, that girl kept inviting the bozo back - must be a sucker for punishement. Ugh) of course, weren't news to me. Every three months, the Bozo used to go "loco" i.e. Hannibal or Dr Jekyll - or was it Mr Hyde?? - and do things that would keep most people away from him for a lifetime, even more oddly, he's just show up later sober and say a whiny "sorry Chuck", and Chuck would forgive all. 

Made for the ages that "partnership" was! 

Made for each other? 

Anyway, the latest was that the Bozo got kicked out of Chuck's house - showed up drunk again - broke into "The Chuck's" beer house (he made damn good beer - say what you might about Charles, but he made damn good beer!!) - and drank all of it up. 

Got found out, and got picked up - literally- by the seat of his pants, and got thrown out - where he slept it off apparently. 

When he came to his senses, he whined to the cops about how "he got thrown out". 

Most places, the cops would boot him out too. 

The China cops took pity on the fat foreign devil sweating nasty buckets and bullets under the blazing hot sun - asked Chuck and Kate to take him back. 

Doubt they ever did. 

I remember telling Chuck specifically NOT TO. 

Anyway, say what you might about Chuck agin - but dude makes damn good beer. 

He's not a thief either. Honest guy - despite his China Tom Tomming and constant "overtures" to me to NOT say it like it is (which of course, I wrote about here) ... 

Sad he had to go the "Tom Tom" route as well, but hey, to each his own. 

True, he wasn't exactly overly honest about the Bozo's racist trolling which he knew about for a long, long time before I came to know of it. 

Bozo claims he started it. 

Did he? 

Till date, I dont have a definitive answer. 

But I dont think he did. Chuck probably chuckled a bit at them and never told me, but he's not the sort of dude that you'd call racist. I wouldn't at least! 

These things can be FELT - plain and simple. 

Anyway, that to me is Glyn Bozo's legacy in China basically - of course, from there, he got kicked out for visa overstays, then did drugs galore in Hong Kong's ghettos, stole money and trashed places there - and then finally almost got booted out from there as well (if they had the National Security Law back then, Bozo would be in for sure - though NOT because of "anti China" behavior - just general and utter lunacy) - and then Chuck was, for some reason, kind enough to fly him back to Ole Blighty. 

Anyway .... 

Dont know why I felt compelled to tell you that - since last night? 

But China, my friend, despite the fact they spread this damned pestilence and were fully prepared for it ... has changed a LOT since 2019. A lot, I'll tell you that!

From mandatory (practically speaking, since you can't really do much other than step out of the house if you ain't been panixated - no subway, no Didi Taxi, no restaurant or what not) panixations to enforced qurantines, to foreign devils getting anal swabs upon entry and much more - and of course, the Orwellian surveilliance everywhere been taken to giddy limits ... 

... Lots of countries and places have, for one. 

But China, and these Tom Tom's running around - remember one thing. 

With mandatory 14 day quarantines at your own expense, I dont think a lot of these Tom Tom's will be doing visa runs etc any more i.e. pop off to HK and then back again to "reset" your 30 day or 60 day stay or whatever you get on the visa ... (which was intended to be a business visa, never a "stay" visa as a lot of these Tom Tom's did, running around on business and tourist visas for ages) . . . 

Think about it. 

14 day hotel stay - where you can't put foof outside the door, period. 

On both sides of the border if I've got it right. 

Then another 14, or 44 at your apartment, and then rinse, repeat. 

Even the Tom Tom's wouldn't put up with that - the smart ones. 

True, they may eventually work out a system for these sort where visa runs or whatever are exempted, but given the visa runs themselves are quasi legal in the first place, I dont think so. 

And given that all visas issued pre-March 2020 are invalid anyway - and given that new business visas etc aren't being issued without very stringent requirements (you have to have the China panixine for one) - life for these Tom Tom's has become very interesting. 

Sure, for those of us - or them - or you (lots of Tom toms reading this) that were already in China then - yes - visas were extended month by month on a humanitarian basis. 

But China starting June stopped doing that. 

i.e. we've basically given you visa free stay for over a year. 

Now it's time to pack up, go home fellas, and if you gotta return, do so legally, and with a real visa. 

I dont blame China for doing that. 

Most countries would - and should (unless you're Hiden Biden who seems to revel in inviting a bunch of illegal immigrants in at the border daily with open arms - in most cases people that add NOTHING to the American economy. Strange, but predictable - with Sleepy Joe in charge, that was always going to happen, especially when he batted it off to Kamala who hasn't even been to the border, and laughs like a hyena when she's questioned on it!) . . . 

Some of these Tom Toms's got a monkey job willing to give 'em a visa. 

Some of them got married (pleasssssssssssssssssssssse Madam!) 


I remember a Chinese dude in NY once asking me "why I didnt get married to her" or some nonsense to "get a passport or what not" (though he wasnt aware of my immigration or other status anyway - he just assumed I was going to "have to leave"!) . . . 

I told him, nothing doing. 

I dont marry for passports, visas, or stays - period!

That may be overly "moralistic", but in some things I am that - simplistic as well!

Chuck from what I hear once did that for some student loan nonsense. 

Hey, good on him. To each his own! 

I would NEVER do something like that - not because of right or wrong - well, actually it is that. It's just plain WRONG, simple. 

Gaming the system - and while sometimes its acceptable, to me, getting married for something like that would spell out LOSER in big capital letters - in RED at that - to me. 

And some of these Tom Tom's started a company tom tomming about "Nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is the best time to do busines in China" (it ain't either). 

But in general, most of them have quietly left with their tail between their legs, quietly steaming about how the country they Tom Tommed could do this to them. 

Get real, fellas. 

China doesn't need Tom Tom's of that nature - its the Tom Tom's who have got NOTHING back home and wouldn't be accepted back home as anything but bottom of the barrel scum and losers that need it!

And no country will give you free visa extensions forever - simple fact of life. 

What I dont like most about the Tom toms? 

Well, their blatant hypocrisy for one - like HERE

And two, of course, the way they diss their own countries attempting to pass themselves off as Chinese "we" - and their OWN countries - their great democracies like Australia and the US - as "them" - and saying everything bad about them possible, while Tom Tomming the evil Chinese regime. THAT is what I hate the most. 

And of course, telling those of us with a voice to keep it down. 

Fuck that. 

Never have, never ever will regardless of where I might be! 

Friend, here's the fact - you'll never ever be Chinese!

Simple fact of life ... and it's YOUR countries that allow you to go to China in the first place with those long term visas and what not (which have all been invalidated as of now).

And you turn around and bite the very hand that feeds you!


Anyway, I had all this on my mind since last night. 

Now, I've told you. I feel better! 

And thanks again to all of you that stepped up and TOOK ACTION for the great "once in a lifetime "offer we had going on yesterday - much appreciated!

I'll probably do something like that soon again ... 

As for now remember - Lumberjack "Lodestone" Fitness is the next book out - hot on my heels as it were!

Pick this up now - remember to use the code for the discount on the pre-order we have going on! 

I'll see you soon. 


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - All of this of course, probably comes as news to the Bozo. All he really recalls is "waking up in his underwear" in the middle of the street, no passport in hand (apparently he owed Chuck lots of money, and Chuck wasn't going to return the passport until he paid up or some rubbish - which Idont blame Chuck for, hehe) . . . 

For the ages, this one, and the Bozo. Hehe. To read, simmer and stew. 

But hey, as Bill said, my friend. 

"If you hadn't done what you did to Rahul - then maybe he wouldn't be doing this to you now!" 

Goose and gander, friend. 

Roney was a smart dude who YOU trolled - made nasty comments about - and besmirched his character multiple times. You've done that to too many people, Glyn ... 

Anyway, enough on that. Back soon!

(I'll share the pics soon on Instagram or what not. Rarely use it, but might as well! Including some specials which even Chuck doesn't have a clue about - like the credit card the Bozo was doing crack or what on. Hehe. All in the offiing!)

PG Wodehouse, I love you!

I just got a review on another site, for another book that Daniela (my translator for the book) might as well have written to Glyn Bozo. 

Here it is - - 

As always I am writing this review from a vanilla perspective.

The first interesting thing I notice from this book is the "affirmations". If you believe in something and feel it, it will come to you. Of course, affirmations are only a part of it, don't be lazy by just sitting and waiting for the magic, you have to make it happen!

In this book, you will find all the tricks you need to find the perfect dominant woman for you, in a way vibes are a part of it, the other part, just adore her and understand she is the best that can happen to you and show her that!!

Race, religion, body type, culture, etc, nothing of that matters. You reader, need to know, it is all about THE VIBES! and respect of course. Communication is always the key in every relationship vanilla or not.

Now, the book is NOT fitness related. Completely unrelated niche, so I wont mention the name etc here. It's actually a book on relationships, building relationships of the sort Glyn Bozo so desperately wants, but can't get - because he of course, does all the wrong things!

What she meant by the "vanilla" part was this - that although the book is tailored towards the BDSM community (the sane folks doing it in the privacy of their own homes or fetish clubs or what not - NOT known lunatics like Glyn Bozo) - she read - and revieiwed it from a "normal" i.e. vanilla perspective. 

(Vanilla is slang for "normal aka "not fetish"' in that community) 

What she meant is, the information in the book and the affirmations really DO work -and they would work just fine even if you're just looking for a decent fulfiling relationship (either man or woman) - and not all the extras the Bozo craves (but never gets). 

She's given me other reviews on similar books too. But the Bozo? 

Well ,for one, he's the laziest person ever alive. 

Simply sitting and trolling (like Chuck said "all he does is eat my food, drink all my beer, mess my place up - and TROLL all day long sitting in a room!" and as Ada said "pathetic!" - and as a host of other people have said - and As Im saying - he's just plain LAZY with a capital L) ain't gonna make your dreams come true, pal. The opposite, if any, and thats what happens with Glyn.

Not only is he too lazy to affirm anything beyond "I want to drink" but he's also too lazy to actually read, and his vibes, well, lets just say Hannibal would take off for the hills as well upon meeting him. 

Just a huge ugh is this dude, and thats all he attracts... 

Respect? Glyn Bozo? Enough said!

And of course, communication - his is limited to the one or two lines and few words we all know! 

But anyway, Bozo Schofield aside, here's the point - and something I didnt mention before. 

Y'all know that EVERY review submitted for a product through the review link ya'll get in your email gets an auto 10% OFF discount coupon emailed to YOU - valid for your next purchase. No questions, no minimum order value even!

And you know of course about Amazon, and if you bought off there, leave a review on there. 

But we recently got another place to leave reviews - that being our Google page!

Right here is where youc an - and should leave some reviews - and remember, friend.It costs nothing but your time, and though it doesnt happen automatically, email me after youve left a review, and I'll make sure you get the 10% discount code emailed over to you anyway!

Remember, genuine reviews help everyone!

And of course, I gotta draw your attention once again to the special and INCREDIBLE, ONCE IN A LIFETIME "I'll match it" (i.e. you buy, I'll give you an equal amount in your site wallet!)  offer we're having now - detailed here


I repeat, it will end TODAY - in a few hours. 

So if you ain't yet got your thang on, do so now. 

Truly the offer - offers - of a lifetime!


Rahul Mookerjee

I sent a lengthy email to Google's CEO this morning - one of many, which unlike at Amazon (kudos Jeff!) - will probably never be read - or responded to - other than the rote copy and paste nonsense I keep getting from 'em. 

Their service in short - is just pathetic. Google takes the very dubious honor in my opinion of having the WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE out there globally - and thats saying a lot given the number of companies I deal with daily and comparing it to their shitty service. 

Anyway, I've already gone into details before on that in emails etc. 

Let me just say there is a REASON behind first, the founders of the company giving Google up (at that point - it was doomed I thought - and given whats happening now, it's on a slow but steady decline which could be precipitated ANY MOMENT). There is reason behind a lot of the VP's of the company and other people in senior leadership positions quitting because they just weren't happy with the direction the company is goin gin. 

Unlike at Amazon, where Jeff Bezos remains, for now, firmly on the board in a leadership role (essentially the new CEO reports to him) - with Google, I think it's the new CEO Sundar Pichai and he reports to the Board, but it's unclear, at least to me, if the founders Larry and Sergey have anything to do with the company now. 

Perhaps not - probably not from what it looks like. 

More to the point though, here's the thing. 

With big tech being SO BIG - there is no way you can simply "use someone else" because there is no option. 

For instance, a lot of my customers have told me that there is no-one out there putting out books and workouts like mine, so it's either my books or workouts - or none for them (since they prefer REAL MAN workouts). 

Which is true!

But ... it's different with big tech. 

Not choosing or choosing to buy fitness products from me is one thing. 

With "not using Google", it would mean I'd have to stop using their search, emails, everything else they offer - which has becom so big that there isn't much compeition other than Amazon, to whom I'm steadily moving over to in every regard. 

There is a MONOPOLY. 

that is never good. 

Because monopolies anywhere, my friend, are either promoted by dictatorial regimes - or they LEAD to dictatorship in some way, shape or form (Google's customer service is a prime example). 

Not only that, there is too much CONTROL everywhere - starting from this mask wear nonsense everywhere (which granted, not all of us wear, but still - you HAVE to in some places!) - to vaccine passports and other nonsense (people are protesting against that though - which is good) - and RULES imposed by cumbersome goverments everywhere i.e. "it's my way or the highway " and customer service - dealing with unique situations? Forget about it!

It's just pathetic how our freedoms are being stripped away, our data being mined daily, and people lik eyou and I - and indeed people in general - there ain't a damned thing you can do about it, my friend. 

So, where am I going with this? 

I dont know ... 

I dont so much care about the side effects or negative effects - if there are some positives to be gleaned from the relationship. 

Amazon is the best at mining data, and knowing what customers want. Way better than Google or anyone else out there.

But there are just so many benefits out there for the business minded person that want to do biz with them, so I do ... 

But other than them, I dont see ANY big Tech company that offers the same "benefits - losses" ratio. 

Anyway ... 

As I'm off for another frustrating round of paperwork that should never have been had to filed in the first place, I'm out. 

And remember - last day for Lumberjack "Lodestone" Fitness to be offered at the price it is. 

It WILL go up after that - so reserve NOW if you want in 

Back soon!


Rahul Mookerjee

Tuesday, 20 July 2021 10:55

Puff, buff, tom tom BLUFF ...

I think I mentioned recently the See Xi Pee threatened to nuke Japan - "remorselessly and without stopping i.e. non stop" till they capitulated, if they even put "one soldier on the ground to defend the great nation of Taiwan" 

Which needs the worlds help, to be honest, and the world is starting to stand up - big time. 

Australia, Japan, India ... and of course, the US of A. 

And of course, the See XI Pee keeps following the Trump dictum of attack no matter what. 

Maybe that works - and indeed it does, if you're in the right. 

But when you're squarely in the wrong, each bluff in that direction - and it's bluff and bluster, nothing else, achieves the opposite impact of what is desired (by Xitler and cronies). 

Por ejemelo, if I tom tom the 0 Excuses Fitness System as the best, most results producing, and most revolutionary ever in many regards and I do it, to be honest, I'd be right. 

But if I wasnt and kept doing it, I'd look like a fool, and accomplish that "goal" - or, I'd look like I was bluffing. 

Ditto for my no refunds policy etc. 

No refunds no matter what bro. Simple fact of life. 

Very clearly stated on the refunds page as well. 

But either way ... the latest is this - 

PLA buff channel calls for breaking Japan into 4 countries if it tries to defend Taiwan

source - PLA buff channel calls for breaking Japan into 4 countries if it tries to defend Taiwan | Taiwan News | 2021-07-19 18:26:00

"buff channel". 

Duff channel? 


Puffers and buffers? 

Reminds me of buffoon Central to be honest. 

And part of the denizens there are the puff n buff morons. 

I mean, really. 

Does China really think with its army nowhere near the US - with a restive population sick of the CCP - with an artificially propped economy ready to tank anytime, and all this just off the top of my head - could actually do what its saying? 

True, it could nuke a neighbor if it really wnated to. 

But what about the neighbors with nukes ? 

Of course, talking logic to a bunch of lunatics helll bent on world domination no matter what and with their heads so firmly up their asses they can't see any light except for when they "bend over" ... 


But thats the CCP for you a bunch of retards and thugs mostly to be honest. 

Sending posses of police in to take 65 year old professor (a single man at that) captive. 

And of course, stomping down feminism. 

Bravo, CCP, Bravo. 

Even Xi would't have foretold the limits he's indeed slipped to. 

Anyway ... enough said on that one. 

But here's the thing. 

Puffing and buffing workout wise - the most useless thing ever. 

REAL fitness, strength, and health from the inside out is wehre it's at. 

And in case you're even in the least bit interested in the above, then go HERE - and grab the System now. 

And no, I wont be crawling after you on my elbows through broken glass either to get it. You either do, or you dont, and both are fine by me. 

But ifyou do, you know which side you're on! 

Alright, I'm out. 

Back soon!


Rahul Mookerjee

Sunday, 18 July 2021 11:00

Gotta ask you this, friend!

This is going to be a short one, but I've gotta ask!

In the future, we're planning on putting out 0 Excuses sports wear - and on the menu as of now - hoodies - and T shirts!

Of all sizes, shapes and sorts - colors too possibly (athough I prefer simple white and black, but we'll see). 

I have written before about the nightmare it is for me shopping for clothes - both upper and lower body. 

First thing you know, sizes these days ain't standard anywhere. 

Second, what is XXL around the waist - is, for me, and all you trainees likely too - WAY too tight around the shoulders!

Recently I ordered another one of those XXL T -shirts. 

They fit me nigh perfectly, and don't billow around the waist like some of my other shirts do. 

But look at me trying to get into - and take the damned thing off, you'd think I was trying to rip the arms off, thats how much of a struggle it was!


There's snug fit, then there's EXTRA snug fit!

Especially in hot weather (A/C and everything not withstanding). 

And here's the thing - what I personally would like to find? 

Some manufacturer that makes things for peopl ethat workout - not phat phocks that dont. 

Some manufacturer that understands "slim fit" is fine, but those shoulders should be a size larger! 

Some manufacturer that is truly a 0 Excuses style trainee himself or herself - so he or she - knows the struggle!

Write back - let me know your thoughts. 

I'm out. 

Back soon!


Rahu Mookerjee

PS - Two courses, if used in conjunction that'll make the top buttons on your shirts pop like nothing you've ever done before - Battletank Shoudlers - or Shoulders like Boulders! if you're starting out. 

And of course, Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness - very close to completion. Get your pre-order in NOW my friend - special gift for all those that DO!

And why I am indeed uniquely qualified to talk to you about freedom, and my almost fanatical quest to promote the concept of personal freedom and liberty above ALL - and support those that promote it - and truth be told, given the way the loony radical liberal left is spreading their control tactics globally, there are precious few of us left!

We're indeed torchbearers. And so we shall continue to be. 

People as a whole are tired - and people are SICK of the madness. People want NORMLACY. A calm life. Peace! 


Anyway, one reason is - growing up - some of what you would consider to be basic freedoms were severely curtailed for yours truly growing up - on the whims of, of course, my nazi feminist mother. 

I mean, who in their right minds wakes their kids up at 7 am on Sunday mornings of all things "to go play tennis in the blazing heat - around 930 AM -1130 AM, almost the hottest part of the day in India summers for that matter!"  when those same kids would like to relax and enjoy their Sunday - do what THEY please - I still remember complaining about not being able to watch my favorite war shows due to that madness, and my "white knight" father hollering at me in the car "how dare I". 

True, Dad, you were right in that I had a talenf for tennis and swimming. 

But did it ever occur to you that maybe what I wanted was what I'd really excel in

I could be - and am talented in probably way more sports than just tennis. 

But just beause Mom wants to put on the "upper society" face "we play tennis, look at US, the educated middle class!" (back then in India tennis was the preserve of the elite. It still is, to be frank!) ... doesn't mean I need to play along, no? 

What I wanted was to be one of the boys playing soccer. 

Of course, that never happened. 

"He thinks he's so strong!" 

Of course, how dare I be the alpha male, eh. 

But let's take swimming - something which is one of my favorite things to do. 

If I truly had talent, and you wanted me to "excel", then you sure didnt show it much via your actions, Dad. 

Dumping me in a crowded, packed pool on Sunday evening "because Mom wanted to go then" doesn't exactly inspire confidence. That pool was so packed you could barely swim an inch in it, let alone laps... 

Think about this though Dad. 

In the Kolkata summers, I'd wake up - on MY OWN - with NO CAJOLING - at 430 AM in the mornings. 

Think about it. 

Rahul Mookerjee, the caveman, early int he morning!

But I did it. 


Because my grandfather never forced me to do it. He never shoute dup a storm at me. 

Most importantly, I enjoyed the swim!

I enjoyed swimming in the pool - the wild lake - all of it!

Hell, even my cousins wouldn't wake up at that ungodly hour. I still remember my Aunt saying "not today" sleepily from the balcony because it was too early. 

At least she cared for what her son thought. Hehe. 

Paradoxically, of course, my younger cousin would show up. 

Not surprisingly, my Mom hated that younger cousin. 

"He sits at home!" I can still hear it. Hehe. 

He never goes anywhere! He's always SITTING A THOME!

Poor guy was just going to college, Mom. What else would he do BUT sit at home after college? 

(and not like his sitting at home impacted YOU - he was in a room - my room - thats all!)

Of course, if he'd go out drinking etc that would be an issue too 

How dare he enjoy life. How dare any man. How dare anyone!

Anyway, this lunacy persisted ... till adulthood. 

Till now, of course. 

t's truly the SCOURGE that needs to be PURGED, my friend. 

Part of it of course is the idiotic and inane "power competion": and "we have more money than YOU!" drama (while furiously trying to find out how much money you have, hehe - and checking your parcels - trying to figure out whether it's bank cards or credit cards you're getting in the mail) that is common to control freak Nazi feminist morons. 

When I bought my wife a dishwasher, my mom pestered me up and down for days because apparently "it was a big investment". 

I was 30 years old. 

Like Mommy, I can figure out my own damn finances without your meddling - without so called input from a person thats never earned a dime in her life. 

Apparently the logic on that one was "This is India! We hire maids - annoying ones at that that show up at 6 in the morning to clang utensils loudly and never piss off when they're done" etc etc. 

Then of course, when I installed satellite TV instead of the silly ass "cable tV" that was all the rage back then in India. 

(That was again for the wife - yours truly doesn't watch the boob tube, as you know - and that was during "happier days with the wife". Do I miss it? Sometimes, but given how it's turned out, nah - I dont miss it at all! I'd rather be the single dog!) 

Mom wept up a storm about "how her son doesnt listen to her". 


WTF ? 

Then of course, the crowning glory of all this -w hen a phat phock of a Doctor once told me not to swim and drink beer so "my liver could recover". 

It never did. 

Years later, it did - and how! (at the age of 36 plus, when most had given up on it - and indeed, me, hehe). 

And it happened by methods of my own choosing, not what some phat phock Doctor that didnt follow his own damned advice told me to do. 

And of course, Mommy went behind my back and cajoled him to write "no beer" on the prescription he handed me. 

He was almost embarassed writing that. 

I asked him politely just why he'd do such a stupid thing. 

"Your mother....: " 

His voice trailed off.

Given the area he works in (Nazi feminist Central hub) - he probably deals with a ton of these maniacs daily. 

But really, my friend. 

You can laugh, or you can curse when all this is happening to you - and I bet it has, or is, or will at some point. 

Unless you're lucky enough not to be dealing with Nazi feminists in some way, shape or form. If you are, great - I salute you!

But believe me, the best thing to do? 

Is to combat it - and WIN against it - take your freedom BACK - and of course PROFIT in ways these Bozos never thought possible. 

And no, with Nazi feminists, going out all guns blazing will backfire. 

Remember "they're women so they can get away with bloody murder", but if a man says something, he's automatically abusive. Hehe. 

Thats how it works, friend. 

But thats NOT how it was supposed to work - or SHOULD work. 

Goose and gander!

But since they wanna play it this way?

We'll play it OUR Way too , my friend. 

And the book on combating Nazi feminist behavior, and PROFITING IMMENSELY from that - well, it's 85% done, and I'm planning on having it out this coming week. Lets see how that goes, but I truly think thats the next one out!

For now, place your pre-orders HERE

(And for all those that have already placed a pre-order for Lumberjack "Lodestone" Fitness" - another book in the works - a huge, huge THANK YOU for your support! Thank you - we couldn't be doing all this without you! 

And for those that haven't, please place a pre-order now for the book - linked above). 

Remember - your support doesn't just count. It helps - and matters - a whole hell of a lot!

So thats something to digest. 

And I'll be back soon!


Rahul Mookerjee 

I saw a post the other day somewhere - I believe on WeChat about China complaining that "the US is being too strict by banning student visas etc in increasing numbers from china". 

They were pretty blunt about it, and did not use polite language either (China) as they never do (of course,when WE call the China plague what it is i.e. the China plague, they throw a hissy fit!). 

I think they said "cultural warfare" or some nonsense. 

Typical Global Times Tom Tom b.s.. 

A person commented as follows 

"Yet, students from overseas still cannot return to China". 

So true!

Neither can most people even if they want to. 

You have to have the vaccine for once. NO CHOICE! And to add insult to injury, it has to be the China approved "Sino" vaccine which to me is utter hypocrisy and a case of, much like the much Tom Tommed security law in Hong Kong last year, China trying to impose it's will upon the entire world in general. 

That law says amongst other things you could be sitting in the US writing an op-ed on China, and not say what the CCP tom Tom's (all BS) - and they'd be within their rights to arrest you upon landing in HK the next time. 

Of course, they claim the law isn't "intended" for that purpose. 

Somehow I beg to differ, given the reality of what is going on in Hong Kong. So sad to see whats happening there!

Anyway ... 

Goose and gander is an alien concept for China, and many companies too I believe. 

One of them being Payoneer which I often use - though not for super important payments etc. 

Always have more than one option, and I showl do. 

But, I still use 'em, and they're important to me, but I knew - as soon as the logo changed to a "rainbow" logo that "bad" things were in the offing. 

They recently went big, and public I believe. Which I applauded them for! 

They did it in 2020, I think. 

But anytime this in your face tom tomming the "rainbow" spirit goes on, there's trouble brewing. 

If just for the liberal mindset behind it. 

Not saying Payoneer is this or that, just saying ... 

But lets stick to facts!

Inexplicably, they blocked my account a couple of days ago. 

I emailed them. 

It's been 3 days, and no-one has bothered to get back to me other than a stock response I got on Twitter after raising a bit of Cain, but even that, you could tell they dont really care. 

I swear, customer service everywhere! It's become much like companies telling you "dont ask for customer service" because first thing you know, they dont tell you anything you do not already know by looking at the site or whatever (will orders come today? Will they be delivered? Customer service spits out the same thing that the computer in front of you is right now, so where and what is the point??)   ... and second, theyre increasingly being manned by copy and paste robots from God knows where (actually I know very well. Hah). 

I sent them POLITE emails 

Nothing rude at all!

And of course, they never got back. 

I'm sure they'll get back with somethig about being too busy or "the plague from China". 

How dare I say that, they might even say. 

Well, guess what - thats what it is, and thats what I WILL say no matter who tells me not to. 

And I done got the red ass today... 

A couple of days ago, I logged into my Payoneer account, and it wouldn't let me login with the "account blocked" error. No incorrect password attempts made, nothing at all out of the ordinary - I've been using Payoneer for a few years now, but haven't ever encountered this issue.

No biggie, I thought. Probably random system checks or something - it happens - so I figured I'd email them and see.

Given the appalling level of customer service I've received thus far from several big companies (companies you'd think were "bulwarks" in this and other regards) i.e. customer service these days is like talking to a "bot of sorts" that simply spits out the same damn information you can see on the screen in front of you, I was a bit leery of doing this with Payoneer.

But, the last I contacted them I believe in 2018, their service was fine - a bit slow, but ultimately OK.

It seems to have changed now.

Not only have my emails not been answered/acknowledged for three days plus at the time of writing this, but my Twitter etc have also all gone unnoticed.

Since Payoneer doesn't appear to be much interested at all at looking into this, I'm posting here - any ideas why this could have happened? No transfer out of the ordinary, nothing at all to be quite honest ...

Speaking of which, I wonder why one has to sign up twice i.e. once for Payoneer itself, and the the "community"?

I read recently that Payoneer went public - not sure if this is what happens when a company goes "Big", but I've seen plenty of cases of it happening, them forgetting their customers that GOT THEM THERE - and then crashing. Sad if that happens to Payoneer, but guys (Payoneer!) - please at least GET BACK TO ME on this - this delay is most appalling and something I can't quite comprehend.

(yes, I know, Covid and so forth, but we are ALL dealing with that!).

Please let me know.

Rahul Mookerjee


Now, I'm sure some - especially the shrinking violets and lily livered poltroons would tell me "caution!" 

Dont call 'em out - they handle your money!

Much like when I had the issue with HK immigration with them stopping me willy nilly for something that was THEIR Fault, period, THEIR fault - I believe I've explained it all here - I was told then "dont file a complaint! Your money is in Hong Kong!" ... 

Um, sorry, but no thanks. 

If I feel I've been wronged, I could truly give a rats ass less. 

And a short while after the above post, which was curiously "subject to moderation" - the Twitter guys piped up with the stock response. 

Dont you just hate it when customer service gets back with "Hey! Hang in there!" 

Like fix the damn problem already and THEN get back to me with solid results, not airy fairy nonsense about "Hi How are you" and long flowing lines about empathy - all thats all good, but results are what count, friend. 

I was amazed though to see the warning I got from Payoneer privately. 

Please note, that it is prohibited to start discussions related to customer support issues specific to your account. These discussions will be removed from the forum. All customer support inquiries should be submitted directly to Payoneer Customer Care.

You can search for a solution in our Support Center, or here on the forum and if there is no answer you are looking for, you will see a contact us button. Or you can contact on Twitter or Facebook.

Please do not start multiple discussions related to the same topic, comment on the same thing multiple times or post similar replies to various topics that are unrelated to your discussion. We thank you for your understanding and cooperation!

On the surface of it, you might agree, but ... 

Well - here's my reply!


While I understand what you're saying and am perfectly happy to abide by the "Regulations" on this one - here's a couple of other things -

1) What I posted wasn't just related to my account - I'm pretty sure others may have, or are experiencing the same thing as well.

There are also others that have posted SPECIFIC questions with regard to their account - see this (url chopped) - (see Yuri (Nov 2020) 's post) - but not sure if their posts were removed - evidently not?

2), and more importantly, the only reason I posted here is because no-one seems to be interested in getting back to the support request I sent in on Monday. It's now Wednesday (three days) - and other than a stock "in process" response on Twitter, I have not received a response.

Personally, I believe in goose and gander i.e. if someone is allowed to post certain content, then the other person should be too. Simply being "critical of Payoneer" (which is a good thing in that it helps any company improve their services) ... shouldn't be grounds for banning the post.

However, I'm not debating that so much as requesting you once again to get back to me on my support request.

Thank you!


For reference, the post in question that I was referring to ... was a post about an user posting an exact message he got from their customer care, verbatim, about a card or something not working. 

Except, he wasn't critical of Payoneer. 

This strike a bell, folks? 

Liberals, and the 'my way or the highway', anyone???

And to me, thats simply not acceptable. 

We'll see what Payoneer does on this one!

On another note, I've been recieving some ultra furious responses to my last email about "when the looting starts, the shooting starts". 

My friend, if you'd even READ what I wrote there, youd know it's the opposite of racist. 

Liberals don't do a good job if at all of either reading or comprehension. 

And here is the thing. 

True, it is likely CERTAIN elements in both BLM And the current madness in South Africa that are taking advantage of the situation. 

But then why don't we see the black community in general speak OUT against them - why don't we see the black community in general say "Hey, BLM started out along the RIGHT LINES, but it's morphed into anarchy, hurting the very people it claims to support. Not on!" 

Same thing for Islamic terrorists. 

Why don't we see more Muslims condemn Hamas? 

Oddly enough, when it's China and the atrocities in Xinjiang, they stay quiet too! 

Goose and gander truly is an alien concept these days. Truly so!

The last interaction with Payoneer has truly left a bad taste in my mouth. 

If they think thats how to grow a company, more power to them!

Anyway ... 

I'm out. 

But before that, remember one thing - as the Sheriff said in First Blood, part I. 

People start fucking around with the law, all hell breaks loose!

Of course, Sheriff was in the WRONG THERE.

Thats different. 

But Rambo my friend, did eventually get put in jail. 

The law, my friend, just must be followed - there are no two ways around this. 

BAck soon!


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Almost forgot to Tom tom the best damned fitness system out there - eVER - here it is - the 0 Excuses Fitness System. 

Plenty of long videos included too!

This morning, as I woke up, one of my first thoughts wasn't the hill - it wasn't my upcoming workout today - gonna be a sizzler - it wasn't Joo Tube or anything else either. 

It was this "it's raining! John Walker doesnt have to crud around in the garden today raking non existent leaves and can work on the car, or read, or whatever, instead of doing boring montonous repetitive work that probably isnt' there to be done anyway". 

I dont know why this thought struck me. 

I dont know why I fell asleep after waking up. 

And then "suddenly woke up" again, with the skies all dark outside!

But then I remembered he's in the UK - not in China - not in India - not in Japan - not anywhere other than good ole "Ole Blighty". Hehe. 

Anyway, the story he sent in a while back about how he literally saved his nephew's life - and if YOU on this list have not read it, then go HERE to read it. 

This should also be a long overdue wake up call for the Bozos who claim and whine about "Rahul Mookerjee makes it sound like grip training is as important as breathing!" 

Then, go HERE for "first part" of Unsung Heroes (which wasn't meant to be a first part second part third part email anyway; just how it worked out!). This I suppose is part two ... 

Rain, rain, rain. I once made an Instagram video about rain in China - Southern China, specifically, where it seems to rain ALL the time. I once made the joke about Dongguan having a competition with "Cherapunji" in India for the rainiest place in the world! 

Quite literally, it POURS in Southern China like nothing you've ever seen before. Roads turn into floods and rivers before you know it (yeah, despite the development in China - it's lopsides, and a lot of it is a mirage and smokescreen) - the Metro stations pour water - and it all happens!

And of course, trees fall on the hill I so love, and climb even in pouring rain . 

That bit is, or should be covered in 16 Inspirational Fitness Recollections. You guys will love that book. I could probably put out three more volumes on that right off the bat! Maybe I will. Hehe. 

But anyway, last night I wrote to you about the whiners, whangers, pissers and moaners that complain about "no-one cares" or "woe betide me". 

To them, I basically said - GROW up. No-one cares!

That email is there in your Inbox right now most likely. 

But I also thought about a lot of the people (and a lot of YOU) on this list that have been on it for years - that buy from me - that have supported me, been loyal to me etc. 

Real men. 


Do we ever hear about THEM - their stories? 

Sure, not all of them are the sort to publicly tom tom their stories anyway!

For instance, I spoke about what Charles Mitchell, retired ex man in blue from NY asked me about "Profound 70% Gorilla 30% Handstands" . 

Great question, but the point here is this - for people like him, do we ever hear them complaining about "how tough the midnight shifts were"? 

How many lives THEY saved? 

How many people THEY helped? 

You dont see these people wearing fancy clothes, make up etc getting on Youtube parroting silly lines about "do it for yourself, no-one else!" - or "feelings are what count!" and so forth. 

Or any of the other inanity that passes for self help these days. 

They get down to brass tacks - and do. 



Then we have a former Samurai in the UK on this list - whose likely done more training in his life than a lot of us have or will during our lifetimes. 

Former auto workers. 

That likely did a great, stellar job day in and day out in their companies!

Amidst all the babel the panderers, sissies and Mama's boys create - do we ever hear about THEIR stories? THEM? 

I often share what my readers write to me, because it deserves to be!

And if you have anything you'd like to share - workout wise - or life wise - shoot me an email - and I'll share it here with everyone! 

No real reason for doing so, except it gives you more of a "voice", and the entire community gets to hear your story, which doesn't always happen in "real life" if you get my drift. 

Personally, I'd rather hear from real men and doers rather than some Bozo on Joo Tube. 

The "unsung heroes" as I like to call them!

And in that spirit, I just created another discount code "UNSUNGHEROES" - which is valid and active starting as of NOW. 

25% FLAT discount on anything you buy off the site (with the usual $100 minimum purchase value required). 


Why so soon after the last July 4 discount I gave, which was a resounding success by the looks of it? 

Well, thats one reason!

And second, I dont know, seemed like the right thing to do last night, so I did it!

So - use the code - and order away - have fun! It's a three day code, and I'm pretty sure I wont extend it beyond the deadline! 

Now, what else... 

Ah yes, the sales page on the book on Nazi feminism. The pre-order for that. Thats coming soon too - perhaps by the end of today or tomorrow. 

And of course, the pre-orders we've got going on Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness

And remember, last thing, the "Fast and Furious Fitness - the Collector's Edition" - still a couple of copies left, so if you want in, grab 'em now. Autographed for YOU at NO extra charge as well! 

(I haven't Tom tommed that last bit enough, it seems. Hehe). So I am now!

Oh yeah. 

I knew I was forgetting something. 

That being, I might increase my youtube presence despite not really liking videos etc - because some of the questions I've been getting ,for instance, on the extended arm pushup - deserve it. 

Granted, most of what you need to know is covered in the 0 Excuses Fitness Videos. 

But, I dont know, like Lee Lowder said the other day - Kiddie Fitness would be even better with a video, which of course (at the time I wrote the book) i could never get my little one to do. Hehe. 

Maybe I'll try again. 

Or, maybe I'll put one out for Pushup Central - although the workout video in 0 Excuses Fitness is 85% pushups anyway, so those of you into pushups - just grab that! 

Then of course, pull-ups. 

So much to do, so little time. 

Come to think of it, I'm in a pensive (in a good way) mood right about now, so I'll end this here, and conitnue staring at my cup of tea. Hehe. 

BAck soon!


Rahul Mookerjee

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